Special sticky shoes

Who the fuck is taking the picture?

Guy spent over 5 years preparing and mapping out how he’d do it it’s one of the greatest physical achievements in history

Drone

Ah my bad I should've realized that.

Amateur hour.

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YAAAAAASSSSSSSS GO CLIMB QUEEEN

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Possibly Jimmy Chin.

I just tried to do pullups and did two. Is that terrible?

> Climb mountain.
> Reach top.
> See this.
> What do?

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not great not terrible

What a majestic creature. I need to get out more

Compared to this guy? It's pathetic. He can get at least 10

Nigga can def do 100

You're either too weak or too fat, probably both

I'd expect the average man to be able to do at least 5

Imagine hiding in one of those holes and poking him with a stick when he goes by

climbing big rocks is fucking terrifying

Coming back as an Ibex would be my version of hell.

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A professional climber and photograph, far more talented than any guys he takes pic of.
But as there is no one talented enough to climb and take pics of him like that, he is totally unknown.

>palms start sweating immediately

youtube.com/watch?v=KlMXKrBol7I

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Imagine being halfway up a sheer wall realize the insanity of what you're doing and start freaking the fuck out

mom's spaghetti

those are some big horns

How so? Looks comfy af

*swoops down out of nowhere and gouges your eyes out before throwing you off the mountain*

heh nothing personnel human

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Oh god it's Ninja Gaiden all over again.

If I heard it in an old myth, I'd say what he did was impossible bullshit, but we've got high def footage of it. What a time to be alive.

I know its bait but I just want to point out
>shoes arent sticky, they just increase friction
>powder is not sticky, dries out your hand to combat sweat and increase friction.

This image is amazing. I love goats so much.

I haven't laughed at something I've read on this board in like 4 years, but you broke my dry spell

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why do they do it

Theres a crew who use ropes and harnesses to follow him and take pictures/video.
The photographers basically sitting in a chair being lifted up

must be a fucking asspain to climb with those horns sticking out of your dome

they cover this in the doc, the "fear part" of his brain is basically retarded so it takes a great deal more to activate it

Pretty sure climbing K2 is more impressive because the fall is much higher

>tfw I can do 20 in a row

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i won't address the bait directly, but i'll give you faggots some (you)s for the effort

why would one blind a man - before throwing him off a mountain?

I climbed a mountain in Iceland one time and coming down was the fucking scariest shit ever. I almost panicked but I was like “no, be a fucking man” and I indiana jones’d swung on a rock to another spot abd slid down on my butt

Why?

K2 is notoriously difficult. Lots of deaths. WTF are you talking about?

nobody has free solo'd k2

one person has free solo'd el capitan

k2 > el capitan

>Free solo in icy/snowy mountains

Fund it

>>special sticky powder on hands
please post body. I could do with a laugh

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Im no expert but I don't think free soloing k2 is possible, also the appeal of El Capitan was that it was an absolute sheer cliffside

This isn't actually very hard, it's just the fact that if you fuck up once you're dead.

>picrelated
joke's on them

So would you say K2 is harder from a physical perspective?

>10 minutes of climbing
>1 hour of some nerd sperging out and his gold digging "gf" trying to get some spotlight
Cringe of the highest order

but the ibex don't fucking care, they're amazing :D

How small of a micropenis does this guy have?

>unzips dick
Well I guess if that's my reward it's rude to refuse

Well you can't breathe on k2 and it's freezing so it's sort of a different thing entirely isnt it?

Strong legs are actually more important.

he's actually pretty alpha, if a woman interferes with his climbing he will just dump her

proceed to have summit sex

They're probably not even scared. We can easily die when we cross a road or go for a drive, but we're not afraid to do it are we.

I'm saying the two are so different they can't even begin to be compared. Turns out it wasn't bait, you're just a couple of knuckleheads.

Not to mention that when it won the award for best documentary you had this dumb bitch up there going on and on about women of color in film.

youtube.com/watch?v=oy1KPxRWL1g

underrated post

I think that type of mountaineering is very different from this where you just climb up vertical walls. And when you climb without any gear you have to take the easier routes up because you need those cracks to hold on to.

this has happened before to him, he had to literally stay in the same place until he could compose himself enough to continue. you cant go back down because thats way fucking harder - you have yo go forward

Tom Cruise coulda done it

I always wondered why Snowdon was a popular climbers spot

no you should not have, because it wasn't taken by a drone.

Some dude in a harness took it

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I fear for my life literally every single time I drive to work. Crossing a lane on the highway is almost a death sentence in my mind.

who's the guy taking the picture of the guy taking a picture of the guy climbing the mountain? why isn't there a documentary about the guys recording this shit instead of the hotshot autist with a bimbo girlfriend?

The drone took the picture of the guy with the harness taking a picture

They grouped up around on different cruxes, where they had multiple camera crews

>doesn't climb up sheer vertical glass walls completely lacking in features

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