/lig/ love island general

Yewande is going to strop edition

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Lucie is the only decent looking bird in the villa. The rest are caked in make up or are just pigs like Yewande and Anna

3 hours early?

Amber is fucking FIT. Her ass is literal art.

Amber has god tier tits and is doesn't look bad without makeup. Lucie is also naturally pretty but take off the foundation and she is spotty as fuck. Amber at least has good skin

her entire body is incredible, easily the hottest in the villa. No one else comes close.
Anna is alright if you put a bag over her head. Those lip fillers make her look ridiculous.
yes

Arabella???

Amber is a mutt, not my thing. But each to their own

arrogant and too tall. She'd be absolute hell to be in a relationship with.

She looks like she shoukd be attractive but she isn't. Manish face structure, gap teeth, shit laugh, boring body. Not for me

There are prettier girls at the local pub every night, she's incredibly overrated because 'supermodel'

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The initial novelty of Tommy has worn off and most of the girls aren't into him anymore especially after he revealed how much of a baby he is and how autistic he can act. Molly Mae is probably regretting coupling up with a fucking pikey

Some boys are retarded when it comes to girls. Flat as an ironing board, no hips, generic face with blonde hair and models and they fall over them

I'm in love with Lucie. Why can't I be a chad!!!

None of the girls are openly saying it but it's clear they are turned off by how dumb he is. No one wants to date a guy who can't make a cup of tea or spell

ISLANDER POWER RANKINGS

>TOP TIER
Anton
Lucie
Maura

>HIGH TIER
Curtis
Molly-mae
Michael

>OK TIER
TOMMY

>SHIT TIER
Rest of contestants

>ABSOLUTE RETARD TIER
Jordan
Yewande
Danny

My gf was fawning over him at first but when he showed his true colours i.e. being a typical dumb traveller, she cringes at some of the stuff he does/says

>Getting cucked by a TV show

I bet Yewandes not a real scientist as she's saying. Probably works in a warehouse packing headache pills or something

>not understanding how humans work.
I assume you've never been in a relationship. If you have, is your gf the only woman you look at?

Fawning over another man is cheating. You should dump her because she starts wanting BBC.

what's his name again?

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Grow up lad, not every woman is like the drug addict pornstars you watch every day. She fancied him as I have also fancied some of the girls. Doesn't change anything in the relationship

Small dick energy

Gypsy

>those legs
Was it polio?

spotted the insecure virgin. Me and my gf watch it and openly discuss who we find the hottest. This is normal behavior and if you feel threatened by it that says a lot about your self esteem

I knew as soon as she said 'scientist' she meant 'lab assistant'. The standard 18-20k a year job every biochem Stacey got after graduating. 'Scientist' is such a bullshit label to give yourself, incredibly pretentious. It's like a musician openly referring to themselves as a pop star.

When you came home and she was there alone with Tyrone, your plumber, I'm sure he was definitely there to fix your plumbing.

Do people actually watch that? Gross

Don't "gross" my future wife.

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Keep telling yourself that. I bet you do your own laundry and cooking

When are we going to rise up and finally rid ourselves of these obnoxious deadweights?

Why is the thread so early you weridos

have sex

This is an AMY general. Disrespecters must leave.

Have AIDS

Exactly, it's such a generic job title. Like "I am a businessman" or Molly Mae saying she does "social media".

This HAS to be bait. Her dentures make bile rise in my throat.

AMBER CHEBS

They make her look slightly goofy and girl-next-door which I like.

The best by far

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Haha she looks about 40 and she's only what, 26? Shit body and personality. Minging face and her teeth are ridiculous. Trying so hard to be like her instagram models

Stop being mean!

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>tight green dresses
fuckin hell boys

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Big forehead try hard bitch

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Dumb Deano show

Id still leave her looking like a ham sandwich

I'd pay a months wages to watch them suck the juices out of each other's cunts/assholes

She's 26? WTF? I thought she was a MILF.

>26
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, how many BBC’s has Arabella taken do you think?

she went to the same school as my gf (Priory in Hitchin), apparently she wasn't particularly popular or seen as one of the hottest girls there. She exists purely through her online profiles ('doing instagram') and is a nobody outside of it