‘Superbad’

>The Wolf of Wall Street
>not a single wolf in the movie

>Memento
>main character can't remember anything

>Norm of the North: A King Sized Adventure
>it's actually a king sized adventure

>orange is the new black
>not a single orange prisoner

this movie blew

>Dunkirk
>No characters named Dun or Kirk

>it's actually a great time

>Poor Little White Boy
>richer than his co-stars

>Les Miserables
>Watching it made me Mor Miserable

jonah hill was incredibly rapey in it. don't remember it being particularly funny other than emma stone being hot

>Normposting

Based and Kinopilled.

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well half of the movie was funny

>around the world in 80 days
>it's 2 hours long

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Based nog

>Blue Valentine
>it actually just fucking hurts

>Easy A
>She's not easy
>No grades are given

>The Big Short
>none of the main characters are short & fat

>baby driver
>it's actually an adult

>mad men
>most of them are perfectly sane

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>The Fearless Vampire Killers
>they don't actually kill any vampires

brainlet
>dunkirk
>boy on the boat dun kirk’d his head

>>boy on the boat
>says he'll be useful sir
>is actually useless sir

>Das Boot
>Boots are rarely shown

>reservoir dogs
>isn't about reservoirs or dogs

>House MD
>hospital drama

>apocalypse now
>The world doesn't end

Never heard of it but that sounds like a shit movie

I remember being severely disappointed about this initially. 'Mad' is just short for Madison Ave? False advertising!

>avengers
>they stop the crisis and do not avenge it after it happend

They actually do avenge

>Not Another Teen Movie
>it actually is another teen movie

>blade runner 2049
>is literally about a blade runner in the year 2049
This movie has a BASED and REDPILLED title

They were in their mid 20's so not actual teens on that movie

The title was a huge stretch. The original name was probably Ad men but that's not too dramatic or catchy

>The Gift
>I actually had to pay to watch it

>blade runner
>he actually doesn’t run any blades in the movie

>Never heard of it but that sounds like a shit movie
It's a great movie actually
and the inaccuracy of the title is intentional

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Kek

kek

How old were you when that movie came out
Like 5, 6?

>Little Women
>they're of average height for women

It's talking about the viewer.
"You will have a Good Time watching Rob have a pretty terrible time"

>The Lord of The Rings
>There's literally only ONE ring, and it's held by a lowly midget commoner.

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>the good, the bad and the ugly
>they are all ugly

>12 Angry Men
>Only a couple of them are actually angry at some point in the movie. The rest are pretty chill.

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>Shin Godzilla
>his shins are pretty fucking huge

>apocalypse now!
>apocalypse doesn't happen

there's twenty rings of power you fucking moron, Sauron's is only one of them, it's explained in the intro of Fellowship

>Avengers: Endgame
>no end to this shitfest in sight

>Over the Top
>no jokes in the movie go over your head

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>Le Bonheur
>Nobody pitches a tent

>Lost
>they're not lost, they're just stranded

>full metal jacket
>movie takes place in Vietnam where it's never cold

Audibly keked

>Bumblebee
>isn't a Bee Movie sequel

>Titanic
>actually shows tits

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>breaking bad
>what does that even mean? They arent breaking anything

>scary movie
>it's actually funny

Just realized the "mad" in "mad men" is because m+ad.

>The Shining
>Kid can only see spirits, no light-based superpowers of any kind.

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>there will be blood
>actually there is

>Bright
>most of the movie takes place in the night

>the tit are very nic

kek

>Bright
>The plot is actually fuckin stupid.

>For Your Eyes Only
>Other people are allowed to watch it

>the green mile
>a couple hundred feet at most

If you watch it on acid though, some of the characters will literally turn into demons.

>Godzilla: King of the Monsters
>King Ghidora is king of the monsters for most of the movie

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>La Guerra De Las Galaxias
>Todo ocurre en la misma galaxia

>"Finally, after all these years, I have finally become King of the Monsters"
Having Godzilla speak in the end was pretty stupid. Nolan is a fucking hack.

>the sopranos
>characters actually don’t sing

>eyes wide shut
>I couldn't stop watching

>Inglorious Basterds
>It's actually "bastArds", with an "a". Was Tarantino's spellchecker turned off?

>Good Will Hunting.
>No scenes where the characters go to a thrift store to try and get a bargain.

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I've always wondered about that. Jesse Pinkman asks Walter White in the first episode if he really wants to "break bad", and they never discuss it again. Are they breaking the rules and becoming bad?

>funny games
>it's not a comedy

kek

It's because of advertisement and them being located on Madison Avenue

How can so many people misinterpret film titles this badly? Is everyone on this webpage a moron or something?

>Superman
>not even a man but an alien

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Damnit I'm dumb. Mad is short for Madison.

Im glad that little shit is dead. They should have showed his slag of a mum finding out he died for nothing like a bitch. Cunt better have a crying permit

Fucking kek

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>the dark knight
>is neither black nor knight

>the hills have eyes
>they don't

>The Last Jedi
>movie explains anyone can be a Jedi and they’re literally everywhere

Narrow pallets, recessed chins, and bug eyes. All genetic indicators of low strength and worth.

>Yea Forums
>it's actually on the internet

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>the comedy
>is depressing rather than funny

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>the Terminator
>Gets terminated

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>youtube
>not you or tube

>the neverending story
>it ended

Real greaseball shit

BASED Superbad poster

>scarecrow
>not a scarecrow in sight

zing

First pair I ever saw! Also when I learned what sex was lol

Has this board been invaded by shitposters lately? The threads are even worse than I remember.

Did you watch this is the end on acid and think you were watching Superbad, bro?

>Freddy Got Fingered
>he really didn’t

>Godzilla 2000
>There's only one Godzilla

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>they’re both still alive

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>The Two Towers
>released 2002
>is about faggy elves and shit and not about the terror attack a year ago

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lol i remember hearing a couple boomers refer to it as the twin towers around when it came out

>Garfield gets real
>he’s still a cartoon

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Lately? Most of the threads are random picture + 'kinos for this feel?', or some random celebrity gossip.
Nobody comes here to actually discuss movies.

>The Good Dinosaur
>is pretty bad

Based and redpilled, also KEK

>Oldboy
>he’s not that old but certainly not a boy anymore

>They’re all wearing brown

It wasn't always like this.

>Sneed's Feed and Seed
>it's actually Chuck's Fuck and Suck

the fuck

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moe absolutely BTFO

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>The Phantom Menace
>no Phantom is seen threatening anyone in the movie

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not funny and not really people

based and chuckpilled

>500 Days of Summer
>Takes place on earth

Underrated

I don’t get it

>The Martian
?He's actually from Earth

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??

>mission impossible
>every mission turns out to be difficult but achievable

>super kikes
>all actors are kikes
>did nothing wrong
>imagine my surprise

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infravalorado

>Killing of a Sacred Deer
> It was a actually a human

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The title refers to Sauron who is the lord of all the rings which he controls using the one ring, but then he loses it in a war and eventually it ends up in Bilbo's pocket.

Did you not watch the start of the movie where it literally explains this?