My god if these calculations are correct...someone get me the President

What is a rainbow table?

>But I'm not involved in any of this!
>You are, now

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FUCKING THIS ALL THEY DO IS FIDDLE WITH THE KEYBOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>this guy wrote the book on [subject]!
>no, really. he did. *shows book*

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>I'm in

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>character uses the mouse
>its on a text only terminal

encryption != hashing

everytime.

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>”how do I know I can trust you?”
>”you don’t.”

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just once could the protag tell him to get fucked if he pulls that shit?

Based knowledgefag, the other guy doesn’t know anything

>you couldn't hack your way out of a wet paper bag

>character clicks on an obvious fake link to reset his PW and then gets his account stolen
>Completely overreacts and claims a foreign government orchestrated this "hack" and spends 4+ years trying to prove it but just looks stupider and stupider as the years drag on and he loses more and more credibility in the eyes of the public
Jeeze, talk about an unrealistic situation. How could that ever happen in real life?

>character gets shot square in the lung
>he'll be fine it didn't hit anything vital

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>pause the game
>but its online
>i don't care, pause it right now or it gets taken away for a week

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Most of the time that is said they need to break one specific instance of encryption, not render an encryption scheme obsolete. Hash tables and morons using abc123 do that very well in certain cases.

>character commits suicide by getting shot in the back of the head
the movie was good until this point, that was just retarded

>but.. how did you know?
>i didn't, until now

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>he wastes his time and mental capacity breathing

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>no snapchat, no instagram, and his only whatsapp contact is his dad.
>jesus... who would hurt a guy like him?

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I remember the first time I saw this image and found out that BRs have electrical showerheads
good times

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>THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

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>I'VE TO THE MAYOR SO FAR UP MY ASS HE'S KISSING MY WIFE
>THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>AND YOUR OTHER GUN, TOO

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you have two lungs retard

One of them's smaller to accomodate your heart yanno?

There are probably videos of people on liveleak dying of a punctured lung. Look it up. Its not a way i want to go. Gasping for breath as your lungs lose pressure differential. Its also a fairly simple fix, but hajis are stupid.

>hackertyper . com

>character coughs into his hand
>a little bit of blood comes out
>this means he's going to die and there is literally nothing that can save him
Has any fictional character ever survived coughing up a bit of blood?

>character pauses game
>it carries on playing itself

The Mountain

>you just told me
>pulls out tape recorder and replays what has just been said

Frieza

Your gf

jojo characters

hey that's neat

>a twist where he actually is the bad guy
>"I told you you can't trust me"

>Wait, so they've been lying to us the whole time? They know who the killer is?
>You moron, they ARE the killer!

>What's plan B?
>That was plan B

Constantine.

I don't know why but I like this trope

Watch "Her"

Why do all of these sound so ubiquitous yet I can't recall a single movie using any one of them

>character puts his hand in a hole of some sort
>pretends that his arm is getting mauled
>its just a prank bro

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>mundane dialogue
>wait wait wait, say that again?
>mundane dialogue
>no AFTER that

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>shh! can you hear that?
>hear what?
>exactly

also
>it's quiet
>too quiet

>13% of the population commit HOW much of the violent crime?!

>antagonist: "but that's all due to poverty"
>protagonist: *takes off glasses and stares at him, dumbfounded*

>does that
>flesh eaten off
Scared me in Mummy 2

you have to go back

>sorry boss, it won't happen again
>you're right. it won't

>What's plan B?
>RUUNNNNN

>he graduates from this university but there's not one picture of him attending, could this be another one of his tricks?

>you're fired
>you can't fire me because I quit

>what are you doing?
>something I should have done a long time ago

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Everytime indeed

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>You just don't get it, do you?

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> character thinking
> equations and numbers fly around their head

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kino

a precalculated hash to plaintext table

basically short passwords hashed with MD5 or SHA1 are all broken by simple lookup in a rainbow table

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_table

if your lung gets penetrated you will suffer a tension pneumothorax and suffocate in your own ribcage

so medical professionals have to perform a chest decompression on you

fucking shit thats funny

>the main villain's goofy assistant kills the main villain
>the assistant turns out to be 10x worse than the original villain and the heroes are now ultra-fucked

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So just hold your breath. Don't be stupid.

This always makes me fucking die inside.

Eviebot

>linux
>mouse support
lol

The guy from the blacklist