Sex scene

>sex scene
>turn off the film
>give it a 1 on IMDb

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>Why yes, we do believe you should wait until marriage and only have relations in the missionary stile for the purposes of procreation, how could you tell?

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Have sex.

>Have sex.
No

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Based.

10/10

nice

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>I personally find all the smut in film to be a disgrace.

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I to reject sex.

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Do you pace around the room for about an hour before you give the 1 rating?

based. Obscenity does not equal maturity

How do I get this lean? I barely eat and still have a gut and love handles

Why of course. I usually take 3 days to finalize my IMDB score decision.

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Photoshop

absolutely halal

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>Sex? Never had it.

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Possible with steroids and enough laxatives to blow out your asshole in the next day. Still got to put in the work, though.

>Sex scene
>Burn film
>Report online to warn others and start boycott

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>women
>having hiearchies like men

Fuck off, all women are the same and are not affected by determinism. The ones that have low-status or are alone literally do not put the effort to be fit nor try to be nice to other people.

>kiss scene (in a romantic movie)
>kill everyone responsible including the actors

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When did GigaChad become so puritanical?

WANDA WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOR

how will roasties ever recover

Have lunch incel

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What is this picture from?

my gram, it's me

My insta

Those fries look shit desu

Absolutely based

they really are a stupid waste of time

worst part is they don't even try to please the male viewer anymore
like the ones in true detective were good but that's an exception

Based

This is one of the most based posts of all time

lol

Put me in the reddit screencap

>at the local kinoplex
>begin premeditation before the movie starts

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Jeff go and stay go

Could this be? The unbeatable response to "have sex"?

Based

who is this retarded CG character that gets posted everywhere?

LITERALLY ME!

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based

INCELDUR
INCELDUUUUUUUUUR

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We are reaching based levels that shouldn't even be humanly possible!

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How did we not think of this before

Surely he can't be this based, can he?

>"Why yes, I do watch movies at 1.5x speed. How could you tell?"

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based

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