>I don't like movie therefore it bad movie
I don't like movie therefore it bad movie
Matthew Wright
Austin Howard
>i can simultaneously hold the thought that the movie is good and bad at the same time
Grayson Rivera
>Many people like movie therefore it good movie
Nathan Nelson
>l-look guys I made a new dumb guy meme
>a-am I funy?
Lucas Thomas
Aren't there any films you like that are objectively shit?
Liam Walker
>Saying the movie is a masterpiece although you're fucking bored
Asher Garcia
If you make a distinction between a person saying
"i dislike it"
and
"it's bad"
you're mentally a child.
I always wondered what kind of retard those "by the way this is only my opinion!" disclaimers were for. Now I know.
Jace Flores
Cringe
Josiah Carter
>Many people like movie therefore it bad movie
Gabriel Sanchez
picture reminds me when i took too much mdma
John Gonzalez
>I X movie
>Movie is Y
John Jones
Agreed, OP made me cringe
Asher Gonzalez
Robert Allen
>Liking popular things makes me an interesting person
Isaiah Collins
cast him
Daniel Price
it doesn't imply that tho
Brody Long
>films you like
>objectively shit
Lincoln Reed
>implying that I implied I was interesting in the first place
Lucas Ramirez
stop doubling down
Chase Allen
HOW TO SPOT A BRAINLET PLEB 101
>only able to discuss literal plot points and the logical order of the narrative of a film
>every film has a singular universal "deep meaning" which you have to "get" to understand it
>"The writing is the most important filmmaking element!"
>thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography"
>"I don't find this part of the narrative plausible or realistic, therefore the movie is SHIT!"
>treating a film like a puzzle which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to get it
>"Who cares about editing, framing and composition sound and whatnot if the 'story' isn't great."
>a film is either utter dogshit or a masterpiece, there is no inbetween
>"the acting in this film is not naturalistic, there the acting is SHIT"
>considers heavy use of direct symbolism as a positive factor
>using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever
Camden Jackson
>Unironically continuing this back and forth