The Hogg man cometh edition.
Unconfirmed first night power: Jackson
Unconfirmed first night noms: Cliff, Jessica, Kemi
Unconfirmed first night eviction: Kemi
Confirmed 1st HOH: Christie
I have no idea what the status of these unconfirmed spoilers is, I'm just copying the OP of the last thread.
Last thread:
there is no news why did you do this
why not? premiere night is closing in, i'm always happy for a cozy /bb/ thread
thanks op!
/bb/, who do you think is being underestimated this preseason?
i think nicole is. just based on the leak she seems to be keeping her cards close to her chest. i suspect that she's playing up the loner nerd thing as much as she can and actually has strong bonds with a few people.
preseason threads arent cozy they are autism
autism can be cozy
it has been two days
You can do a lot in 2 days. Most good players do.
no!
she's a stupid ass cunt jealous of others for being pretty.
few more years and she will turn into a full rockwall. she even looks like her already. ugly 'people' should just fuck off from big brother. they bring nothing but cancer to it
everyone knows that the middlegame is the most important aspect of bb. at this point the opening has tons of theory and the endgame is academic if you play the middlegame right
I just like talking about big brother desu senpai. Even with no news we can talk about old seasons or waifus or whatever.
i really think she was playing to christie's personality. she was giving christie pretty much exactly what a person like christie would want. come on now.
her hairline goes nearly to her eyebrows
ok what do you want to talk about
it fits her
he literally listed 3 things in that post that he wanted to talk about. are you sure you're not retarded?
im going to enjoy looking at her on feeds. unfortunately the autists here will just spam their uglyfus
lategame is way more important than middle game
middle game is all about taking out the cunts that floated too far in the game
i was giving her a chance to pick the topic my aggrotism friend
I've been thinking about creativity versus intelligence for Big Brother. I think you need to have some of both to win, but I think creativity is more important. Like there have been smarter people than Dan in the big brother house, but few have matched anything like Dan's funeral. Will was also super creative (arguably unmatched) in his gameplay.
analice is the prettiest bb contestant in the history
bimbo is the hottest one. she is literally made of sex.
that's why it's so soulcrushing that they will go home 1st and 2nd
gonna have to define what you mean by creativity and intelligence
I want to analize her
ok im sorry. it didn't come across that way on your post
this season will blow both dicks AND cocks if that last sentence is correct.
not even close to being right about anything. this post sux
idk how you can be into bimbo when the disgusting cool wine aunt in the house is literally her in 5 years
I dunno, it's hard to separate the two. Intelligence I'm just assuming is raw processing power (running numbers and scenarios, etc.) versus creativity is the ability to come up with new strategies and ideas versus playing a standard game (floater, alliance, etc.)
So okay we officially made 4 picks in 24 hours in the 8-person draft
Pooploser fucking pick already you fucking hold it up for everyone else asshole
feel free to TRY and prove me wrong, but we both know that it's impossible.
they are two different sides of a bimbo archetype. according to bio, there is only 2 years of difference between them. also, i like holly too. she's a perfect slutty auntie from one of those fetish videos. it's just nothing really that special about her. seemed very fun in interviews too.
holly has a JUST face
holly is "dont get plastic surgery, you were probably going to age nicely anyway" personified
She looks like "after" Nikki Cox
ian and steve are supposedly intelligent and they won. dr will is obv a smart guy too. its easier to pretend to have social competence for a few months than it is to pretend to be smart
These are analices siblings
and parents
she looks mexican so she's 3 taquitos away from blowing up
Live feeds start Wednesday night?
Yes, but it's usually after the episode airs on the west coast.
tfw
Yea, It's not going to happen
You guys go ahead and enjoy your 5 person draft. I already have one going with non /bb/ people.
you can't take 10 seconds and pick a fucking HG so the draft can move on?
This isn't fantasy baseball, you don't have to check your team. Just draft and forget, faggot
there should be automatic selection if the pick isn't made in a certain timeframe
seriously is the commish of the 8-teamer in here?
Autopick Kemi for that dork and move on
fucking pooploser REEEEEEEE
someone should tell him to come here. he’d fit right in and also be the best looking guy in the room. win-win
I'm not pooploser faggot
Anyways I'd do a 4 person draft if anyone else wanted since I was left out of the other one. Otherwise fuck it, I don't wanna see shit about drafts here anymore
i cant autopick for anyone
bbo is the commish
>If players join an open league and then become inactive during the draft, Fantasy BB will automatically draft for them. A member is considered inactive when it has been their turn to draft for over 8 hours.
try and see if you can mark pooploser as "inactive" and see if that does anything
I'll do a 4 as long as all four people are fucking here right now and aren't going to fuck off for 24 hours after joining
Weird, it says that but doesn't seem like theres any option to do anything
Sure, 2 more people around now interested?
i'm here right now but i wont be after 4pm EST (3.5 hours)
drupdrupdrup
iantism
JustinSebiksKnife
Already in 2 private, 4 public ya fucking nerds
Ok just sent invites
If anyone else wants leave your name right now, will be starting it up as soon as you all accept
>devin's harem
i want devin to have his way with me
>multiple fantasy leagues based around devin
muy bueno
Hellll yea my man
>first again
i'm first pick in 3 of my 4 drafts
wow
as if it matters for this retarded show
MAKE YOUR FUCKING PICKS FASTER
your turn ya nerd
jack is a fucking moron i can't believe you idiots keep picking him so early
took aquaman
I want to drink it
based on the leaked audio he's probably in the dominant guys alliance with jackson
but unlike jackson he isnt being talked about as a threat
>he isn't being talked about as a threat
by one fucking person, true
pick you stupid fucking piece of shit
ian
after tommy pretty much everyone has problems you can laser focus on
im thinking
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
i love analyse's DFC
except, you know, cliff and holly.
cliff is this years donny
holly is this years elena
women will always force themselves out of a marriage if they want to
they're by far the leading cause of divorce
just got for it
id vote holly out just because her face scares me
you could probably be in a showmance with rachel right now if you made a move on her champ
swags and bay are still going strong and they took him out before you
>2012
iantism
when i said i wanted to do a draft where niggas dont take 24 hours
that didnt mean that taking 23 hours would be acceptable
i was thinking about my draft strategy
What was in the bottle? Windex?
lol all good almost half done now
your turn again
or pic related will be me and you
is your draft strategy to pick cute girls so you can have officially "claimed" them and that gets you off
>implying
i didnt pick any cute girls
lol
nows your chance, your turn again for 2 more picks, you can go for qtpi nicole now
so the draft that’s stuck on pooploser is a wrap?
I thought someone said that it times out after 8 hours without a pick. it’s been well over 8 hours.
pick kemi she's cute
i think thats only in public leagues, not private leagues
just call pooploser a fairyboy until he comes back and fucking picks
nicole
david
whale
niggirl
how is kemi still on the board this late
kemi's the cute girl, pick her! pick her!!!!
wow I didn’t notice how flat she was. it’s amazing how distracting a pretty face is.
backyard pics tomorrow
not a problem for me. i like flat. but i know most of /bb/ likes them busty.
mouth size >>>>
Aight Ian lets goooo
>2019
>using a big brother draft to build a literal harem
AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING PIIIIIICK
i apologize i was watching porn
>my face when my alpha male comp beast team wins every HOH and every POV
those alliances never get btfo by showmances and shitty twists no sir
I'm banking on Kemi not actually having left.
>giving me thicc queen jessica
you done fucked up
Lol I probably did, but Kemi is just cute enough to win me over. Low test moment
enjoy your 3 picks against everyone elses 4!
what kind? title? actors?
I liked Rachel and she was somewhere in the middle. not flat but she didn’t have massive Elena milkers either.
I am a tit man but small boobs are nice too, as long as they’re on a pretty girl.
iantism has quite the harem.
respect.
Tommy and Isabella are running this game (and keeping Christi safe)
Damnit 3.5 more days til feeds.
patricians are assmen
>iantism
you fucked up with that last pick, retard. almost had a dream team
straight. bb15. aaryn & jessie
>he doesnt understand how to make a proper harem
always have one beater so the rest look even better
why did they stop getting girls like jessie?
The Jack/Jackson/Kat secret power alliance that Christie doesn't know about is running the game
got rid of the guy who cast her
I’m not in the mood to fight over this. I’m glad asses make you happy. Jessie a cute.
Just so you know, Hogg is going home next. Bimbo is actually in house majority alpha alliance that is going to have her back. It's a repeat of bb20, but this time the girl knows what's going on.
no worries niggas
based pooploser is back
Oh nice I get Aquaman again
GripNSip you're up
i already picked boi
mistedlol is up
some solid names on the board to build your 2-stack with
I’m going with a “diversity is our strength” strategy.
ROCKSTAR HAS BUSTED DOWN THE FRONT DOOR AND DEMANDED ALL CIS WHITE MALES LEAVE THE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY
>mfw I see a fucking white male
I know that they’re all planning a genocide in their heads and I will not allow it to come to fruition!!!
>brantsteele now has the option to sim a 50-person big brother season
Am I that autistic, lads?
delet this
and yes, I believe in you.
male & female HG from every season 2-21 = 40
then 10 wildcards, 5 male 5 female
lol dick's first guests are rockwall and salty
oh wait they are co-hosts wtf is he thinking
Rubbed my dick raw to Jessie that summer
nobody wants to pay for that shit nor listen to it, so now at least he will have a woke twatter promotion. they won't buy his podcast either, but at least he will get trending
lol done
get fucked sunday afternoon
Who actually pays to listen to that shit?
Maddie is getting my money if anyone
nobody knows or cares who this dumb ho is
>he doesnt know the qt ayylmao
she actually does know what shes talking about too
nice, the ultimate BB All-Stars. id like to see most of those people play again.
if only Brant-steele was advanced enough to simulate the actual feeds and shows.
>Nicole BB2
>Nicole BB16
>Nicole BB21
fuck marry kill
marry nicole bb16
fuck nicole bb2
kill nicole bb21
Kill then fuck each
hot tub footjob from nicole bb2
blowjob from nicole bb16
hot tub footjob from nicole bb2 again
Marry 16, Fuck 2 and kill 21.
i don't even remember who the new Nicole is. so marry 16, fuck 2 (back in 2000) and kill 21
fuck
kill
marry
i know that you obsess over her but that doesnt mean anything
haha oooooohhhkayyyy
Devin ended up winning 50-person Big Brother
>when the cash is in your own pocket
i'm hope he sells himself to tmz again this year
I just want BB2 Nicole to sexually humiliate me with that raspy voice.
I don’t even watch her, I just think she’s cute and the video or two that I’ve seen show that she has a good understanding of the game.
nice, but also hideous
that was so funny. i couldnt believe it was real at first
>no paul
You dunn fucked up
Has it ever happened that the food supply in the house just wasn't enough? Did they buy extra food, or giving less to the others?
literally 10/10 analrexics can go fuck themselves
Hello Tyrone
People would always get pissed at Austin for eating all the chicken and eggs
Everyone else had to eat beef and fish
make sure you eat today buddy we're all worried about ya
Probably doesn't eat as much as big guys like Devin or Austin.
low-test soi cope
imagine her on slop lmao
not just on slop but sleeping in the have not room
bumper cars, airplane seats. I'm guessing with the camp theme it will be like sleeping on trees or something
that big fat body needs a big warm bed, not no food and something thats uncomfortable for a skinny chick
i literally don't think she could do it and i think the producers would feed her fast food in the dr
christ i didn't even think about that. she'd probably break one of the dentist chairs from bb17
the floor will be covered in dirt and you have to sleep in a sleeping bag
the great outdoors... but indoors. and nothing that fatty can't sit on
Devin Shepherd
Ex-MiLB player, former reality tv contestant, expert on the ethics of n-bombs.
>tmz
I can't stand those faggots. Imagine going on BB and finding out TMZ was running a false story about you masturbating to the girl next to you. And then after they rev up the shitty bb fans they post a retraction. tmz never talked about bb until season 15. And after that season you started seeing tmz interview Chenbot and Moonves as they left restaurants. I wish CBS would tell them to fuck off.
ok jeff
watch it actually be that so they can avoid the logistics of having an elephant in the room
kek
You'd be angry if it happened to you.
>17 plates
yeah, im thinking paul is back
they probably won’t pick her for a have-not out of pity
who >gay here?
the fatcow eats for two, dumbass.
but good try
nice shoop
yeah come to think of it it is really impossibile to conceive her moving around
they'll just drop her on the sofa and call it a day
And I'm assuming she can enter the house
only 16... but....
holy fuck she's so fucking fat and it's not even a little issue she's a prime candidate for early heart disease and i can't believe that cbs is promoting this like it's not a fringe lifestyle like white nationalism
4 at the kitchen bar
paul, tyler, devin, and ian returns
So they'll use those four stools for the landwhale? Is that enough?
hopefully they didnt plan any swinging or trampoline related comps...
screenrant.com
Thoughts on this "who is most likely to win", from best to worst:
16: Cliff
15. Jessica
14. Nicole
13. Isabella
12. Bimbo
11. N1Eviction
10. Tommy
9. Holly
8. Oviii
7. Christie
6. Jackson
5. Sissy
4. NIck
3. Drogo
2. N-Bomb
1. Sammm
Yeah agree. Being fat and wishing you weren't is one thing, but she is actually trying to retain her current weight because it apparently pays the bills. Promoting plus models is just as bad as promoting anorexic models. Clearly the modeling industry is very fucked up.
fuck off with your shitty blog post. go plug it on r*ddit
i'm pretty sure she keeps the weight, because her husband is black. job is a secondary thing.
whats wrong with reddit friend
im only here because i cant call jessica fat there without getting -77 downvotes
Not gay but dick is pretty cool
>im only here because i cant ____ there without getting -77 downvotes
That is why we are all here faggot.
not gay but I try to stay up to date with musical theater
>Arthritis Today
sweet i didnt realize the July-August issue was out yet!
>what’s wrong with reddit? they only censor everything they don’t like by downvoting it to oblivion
James still mad at spaghetti legs?
why do you wish to assault me?
She keeps the weight because losing it requires will power, research, and exercise.
not really. losing weight is just about not eating
> That night Meg got drunk and told Clay to come visit her in New York
> Clay went to visit Audrey instead
Not really. Losing weight is about getting a balloon put in your tummy so you feel full all the time.
what a fucking depressing magazine
every single headline that isn't Meg is like "come on, you can do it! Go do something! You fucking arthritis nothing"
One of the contestants went to high school with me so I have a reason to enter this thread. Where do I watch?
kino
is meg the centerfold?
who was it? did they bully you? how often did you cry?
which one faggot
does anyone think that my sister in law kinda looks like a brown version of daniele from bb8?
in b4 this lying shit claims sis or bimbo sucked his dick
The show premiers on CBS on Tuesday night at 8/7 central. Mostly we watch the live feeds and shitpost, though. Live feeds are at cbs.com
no
this
welcome to the future, stop putting in any effort lmao
Feeds should start around midnight Wednesday night
>image.jpg
RIP paddy, miss you every day
9 pm pst
Has Ovi screwed his own game by not entering the house with long hair?
is it only a 1 night premiere this year?
Isabella she was supringly nice to everyone despite acting stereotypically bitchy to a few people
i figured he was gay
nobody will believe you, without any proof, bucko
tell us some stories of her acting stereotypically bitchy plz and thx
he is he's just trying to fit in
Nah, both Tuesday and Wednesday again.
isn't it usually weds/thurs though?
I can't stop laughing at the image CBS is using to show the live feeds. Remember when Bayleigh was hanging out in the house with Sam, but somehow also in the backyard with Mole, who was simultaneously in the living room with Scottie, who was about to be evicted live on the feeds?
We follow each other on Instagram but I realize she’s also following like 1k people now so idk what I could post without giving away too much
She usually drank too much at parties and then denied everything causing like issues in her surrounding group but nothing ever too messed up
post yearbook
she makes my flagstaff stiff
user
post her latest IG images... NOW... p-please
they made him cut it because aquaman is the long hair guy
Idk how long these threads go on for but I’ll get it tomorrow since I don’t have it on me today
i drafted sorry i was on the phone with an irl friend
there is usually a thread up. just search the catalog
back to pooploser
her body is bad
her friend is hot
i wonder what really happened with morgan
she got tired of her being a stupid libtard good for nothing and not providing anything to the household and kicked her out
shame it wasn't her on ott
looks kinda like Ashley Mitchell from The Challenge
lel i can use the cbs all access to watch the twilight zone eps now
I quite like it
thats why its called all-access senpai
post her
he meant the hot girl, not the skeletor
i feel like she has the kinda body that only looks good from certain angles
a game of pool
google is a thing, you know
i wonder if she's as much of a slut too
only peasants and suckers use google to find stuff
they higher evolved get people like you to do it for us
Would've liked to see James Maslow on a normal season of Big Brother. I liked how he was playing later in the game
wow i used up two seconds of my life, im devastated bro
this bitch is the shit
on her first season of real world she told a black houseguest that her family could buy his family
then she had this steroid boy named Hunter carry her throughout the game, until the very end she could keep the money or split it with him, and she was like HE SAID MEAN THINGS IM KEEPING THE MONEY
She's a fucking thot of the highest caliber too.
cost him 500k, i was so happy when she took it. only retards split the money
figured you would have some on deck
nice butt lol
I wish she woulda owned it more instead of trying to justify it and turn herself into the helpless woman who overcame her mean male partner
you're one of the biggest cunts on the show shut up ashley
mole is a notorious shooper tho
lol, no. its MTV, they pre-script all that shit. the real winner didnt have a choice to split. they do it to create fake drama
I'd shooper her pooper
that’s every body in existence.
>reality shows are fake
reality shows with a cash prize at the end can't be fucked with. The first season of Survivor they rigged it to keep the funny old guy around, and ended up paying a huge settlement to the bitch they sent home
when a reality show has a "judging panel" (cooking shows, music shows, etc) it's often scripted.
when it's one person's decision who goes home (the bachelor), its often scripted
But when you run a gameshow where people eliminate each other and the winner gets a cash prize (survivor, big brother, challenge) you can't legally rig it or script it.
You can introduce all fucking manner of twists to keep your favs safe, you can have America vote to give someone a hidden power, but you can't interfere in any way that leaves CBS or MTV or any other network financially responsible
based spoonfeeding demander
we watched her for 60 days from every angle possible and never once did i pretend this was a thing
except that they sign a contract before it starts that says nobody is splitting the money and there is only one winner.. nothing illegal about it. they all know before it starts
looks like kendall j
isnt bb legally defined as not a game show so they can rig it
Fake news
almost fucking died watching volleyball right now. fucking madmen playing tiebreak up to 23:25.
the feeds are on so much so the rigs are abundantly obvious
the america's vote
the DR "suggestions"
but they can't stop anyone from being nominated or evicted or winning HOH or POV
everything they do is technically legal and, especially after signing the waivers to get on, nobody they've done anything to has any sort of legal claim. Helen was probably offered money to drop because they wanted Judd back, so the "push" is someone signaling her and then her jumping down. But Helen took the money, so again no lawsuit for rigging the game.
becky!
>still watching Big Brother after our northern brothers solved the game two months ago
for what purpose
>2012
>not having a strategy
So what's the 2019 meme equivalent?
>the DR "suggestions"
This. During BB18 they gave Frank and Davonne tips about the round trip twist a few hours before they announced the twist to the whole house. It wasn't even a bit inconspicuous. They came out of the DR digging through shit like they were looking for an idol lol.
this
>not a game show
Of course. No one has any way of knowing how many votes are cast for things like AFP. A lot of people don't watch the feeds so they make decisions based on what they see on the show. If BB only shows negative things you won't get votes.
It is a fun show to watch. It has competitive aspects to it. But it isn't a fair game.
and then ya boy go it anyways
I have always loved Basic Becks.
Quick rundown?
i think im gonna rewatch bb14 on all access
what would you choose /bb/
figs and falafel actually sounds good
1 is the easy choice
Mackerel is fly
there's a threshold they can't cross
DR suggestions are fine. But being like "America loves Cliff, we'll give you $5k to vote out Kemi instead of him and don't nominate him if you get HOH".
The point is, suggestions can only do so much, the power in big brother is always in the hands of the players. The players win or lose the comps, they choose the nominees, they vote how they want.
Production can never redo a POV meeting to get someone different up, they can purposely give Aura an easy ass puzzle wanting her back in the house, but then she can't figure it out and oh well, she's gone
the results of bb19 and OTT are enough to show they cant rig a finale
Julia is such a fucking fox
wouldnt she be underage in 1998
does that stream site let me stream cbs all access so i can watch bb14 with my buddies?
you can just use rabb.it or parsec
am I your buddy?
ok ive never heard of those but ill check them out and report back
videobrother.net archives has full episodes for every USA and Canada season
try posting that picture to their faces and see what happens
wtf for some reason i thought angela was way taller than kc
Kc is 5'10"
she just hit my heart like a train
pottery
only when angela has her heels on
i made a rabbit room but if someone uses the ad free all access it will work better
