Im just here to cum inside of your wife Marty

Im just here to cum inside of your wife Marty

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How long would you last?

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it doesn't matter i just wanna have seex arrrghhhhhh

How long could you last inside her, Yea Forums?

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I'm just here to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, Marty.

30 SECONDS IN AND OUT
DO NOT FIRE I REPEAT DO NOT-..

Whoops, this was the one I was gonna post.

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As a 30yo virging, if I nofapped for a week , I would honestly cum in less than 30 seconds just dry humping her.

is Marty cheating on THIS the most unrealistic thing about True Detective?

>30 seconds
You are being far too generous with yourself

>Cums in 30 seconds

Worst thing you can do w any girl, senpai. Now she's gonna think you're a two pump chump & less of a man.

I mean, he done goofed & fucked her. Might as well tear the pussy up.

>Sit down Marty
>I fucked Yea Forums, all of them, at once

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You want to know how I can tell you're a virgin?

Because your friends on reddit told you everyone here is a virgin?

Because you don't understand why a guy would cheat in a relationship
>Woah if your wife is that hot why would you cheat in her?!?! So unrealistic it makes no sense!!!
Don't worry. You'll have a girlfriend one day and you'll start understanding shit

you can almost smell the..

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It's ok Rust.

I just fired a five-roper inside the clerk this morning.

We cool breh if you don't do it again ....

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In his defence he's cheating with Dadds and a hot, young redhead.

lol

What do you think the average thread is huh, Marty?

Is this the hottest nude scene ever?

Stop taking everything you read here seriously. have sex

No zoomer retard

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time is a flat lawn

>and not just the white guys, but the niggers too

Do americans really mow each others lawns?

You are nosex losers if you believe she cares. Women live in the moment and notice the passage of time much like a dog does, especially while having sex. They would rather have an amazing 20 seconds with a great orgasm than a drull 2 hours of sex.

>20 seconds to orgasm
>Any woman ever

Virgin detected

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Have sex.

Have sex cheating bastard

It's okay Mart I-I just w-watched

I'm still an incel, Marty.

Have sex.

Lol you are such an incel

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

No goddammit you have sex.

Have sex.

Unironically drove up to mow my buddy's lawn for him yesterday. He has a broken collarbone though, so the circumstances are a bit different

STOP

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Have sex.

I hope you get to have sex in the near future. Sincerely. I mean it. Not even in a mean way like I'm calling you a virgin. May you come in contact with hot babes in the near future and get to jizz inside them. I love you.

Probably over an hour. I’m on a ton of meds that make it hard to cum

It's not even the hottest in the show. The other girl Marty fucked was way hotter

Same
Antidepressants?

Have sex.

Okay, I will. But only if you promise you will too.

15 pumps

Have sex.

I just told you I would. Don't you read?

give sex

Meet me somewhere.

Have sex.

You first.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

After you, m'lady.

why is it when im dancing up in da club surrounded by hot chicks, having difficulties popping a boner? is it whiskey?

Cocaine my friends. It does run the risk of limp dick which is pretty embarrassing

>tfw you act cool when you turn down a horny grill but it's really because you have whiskey dick

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indeed.

whiskey probably
had a good thing going with a big tiddied brünette that was craving my dick tensions were high
we go back to the bathrooms and I couldnt keep it up due to whiskey
never gotten drunk ever since. biggest embarassment I had to sit through ever

What do you think the average IQ of this board is, huh?

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10-15mins tops

Lol. Look at you, you expert. You sound like a 12 year old.
This guy gets it. It's about intensity and connection. Sometimes a woman can cum just by the sheer feeling of being used by an actual man. Or not even give a shit about cumming to feel that the sex was good.
Not that you absolute incels would understand anything about this.

The Phoenix thrust (it's a tantric technique): 8 shallow thrusts, 1 deep thrust.

85 is generous

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lol

5 seconds

Same

you would probably be too excited, have trouble keeping an erection and take about 30min to cum if you cum at all