How the fuck is this battle not more famous than 300? 21 dudes vs 10,000

How the fuck is this battle not more famous than 300? 21 dudes vs 10,000.

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Who cares about a bunch of slaves fighting for their foreign overlords

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Pure stereotype Kino. The Italians are inept and the French end up surrendering.

And this one?

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Fuck off to Yea Forums with your cancer.

Pizarro might have been the worst human to ever live

Care to spoon feed a lazy faggot?

he obliterated the incan empire and claim their lands for spain

native americans get so butthurt for what the english did to their ancestors in america but south american indians had it way worse

Oh so not anything special for the time period.

sure

Thanks

remember the 77 bajillion

>One of the only cavalry charges ever performed with motorcycles and it worked
>Pick up trucks loaded with anti-armour weapons in the bed and teams of unsecured soldiers clinging on for dear life while shooting them at tanks as they drifted through return fire
>Kamikaze attacks across open ground in a dust storm where men were given lit sticks of TNT and told to run as far as they could before throwing them at the enemy fortifications
>Insane cultist going around with a giant axe made from a sharpened signpost breaking into places to execute POWs and offer their blood as libations to secure victory for his people
>Chad protagonists ultimately win despite all the odds being against them

Kinoflick when?

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>only 180 killed
jesus christ bongs get your shit together

you are pretty new to history or what? it has always been
>spanish conquering bad!
>british conquering good!
with many south americans unironically believing that a british conquest would have made them more advanced. the real reason why south america is a shithole with the exception of chile are all recent events (historically speaking) of them fucking each other and falling over and over and over for the socialist meme. no one says that the Guyanas, the caribbean or Belize are great places to live because they are not.
The Spaniards took the natives are subjects, like any other spaniard. Yes some where treated badly, like when Rome conquered other lands, but overall the Spanish occupation was fairly peaceful after the conquests. They build hospitals and universities that, yes, not a lot of people could access, like in every country in history at that time. South Americans destroyed spanish legacy of great conditions of living and turned themselves into shitholes.

This. People (mostly american zoomers) don't know that argentina was actually a great country before socialism meme took over people's heads.

America just happen to have a stronger media system
so native americans can get to whine stronger

>this whole post

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For the turn of the 20th century and before mass production of rapid fire weaponry, that's pretty good.

Explain this anglos
>The battle was a decisive victory for the Zulus and caused the defeat of the first British invasion of Zululand.[22] The British Army had suffered its worst defeat against an indigenous foe with vastly inferior military technology.[19]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana

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>italy

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imagine having 36k men and only 120guns, and still wiping the floor with opposing army

if you don't specify what you don't like about my post I can't argue with you.
Are you denying that Spanish America were great places to live? specially if you were a colonist in the XVII or XVIII centuries. There was more infraestructure than in America build by the spaniards.
Are you denying that South American countries destroyed themselves on their own? after their independence wars all countries became dictatorships. Then they started territorial wars against each other. Even Bolivar sent a letter to some top commander telling him that the revolution was a mistake and that the lands would end up in war and becoming slaves of foreign economic interests.

nope

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why is boudica so overrated?

>strong woman

Brits have a history of underestimating native opponents. Did this shit in africa, afghanistan, new zealand...

>80,000 dead
Holy shit, each Roman solider killed around 8 people each

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American I presume?

that's the low estimate, 150000 has been cited.

That's like 8.5 kills per person. Not bad.

...and? what does this have to do with saying pizzaro was a bad dude?

Both are most likely grossly inflated, same as the supposed kill count in the settlements Boudica attacked.

Roman sources fudged their numbers for battle casualties all the fucking time to glorify or demonize those involved.

The fucking ineptitude of Italians

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That's literally most of the site, so it's safe to presume almost every poster is Amerilard, you moronic fucking Amerilard.

most of them were women, children and the elderly

pizarro was based

rourkes drift lel

> women in charge of anything

not so much in new zealand, just the colonial forces there were small and the maoris much better organised. peace was organised quite quickly

I liked this movie a lot.

>American thinks world revolves around them

Checks out. Thanks.

lol fucking Americans

roman bullshit

he still hasn't apologized for true detective S2

kek

>>eaten

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Further proof the descendants of Roman legionnaires are in fact not Italians, the regions Rome conquered and thus legionnaires settled. All the Chads left the Italian peninsula leaving only soys.

>Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.

it probably didn't help that they kept getting hungry 20 minutes after they ate

Portugal vs other European countries, mostly Spain/Castille

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Why were people loyal to emperors or kings? I can see why people are loyal to ideologies, leftwing or rightwing, but why to a King?

>Italy 2000 years ago
>conquered nearly all of Europe

>Italy during WW2
>couldn't even invade Greece without Germany's help

What happened?

its the same as why people are loyal to gods

they're all the way up there and we're all the way down here

SO HOL UP, YOU BE SAYING
>*allies with foreign invaders to destroy other peaceful tribes in my own homeland to enrich my family*
>WE
>*launches an uprising because the occupying forces I am allied with started disarming other tribes over them having their own uprising*
>WUZ SOME FINNA
>*are let off leniently, retaining our independence and only losing our close relationship with rome*
>NOBLE CELTIC SAVAGES
>*refuses to pay debts back to the roman collectors when they come looking for the money they lent me and my deceased husband that we partially spent rebuilding our tribe after the uprising we started got our shit kicked in*
>WHO WUZ
>*my tribe is raided in retaliation to have the debt collected in spoils as was common for the time, still not destroyed or forced to give up our independence however*
>OPPRESSED BY
>*leads a rebellion that slaughters the entire population of several settlements to ethnic cleanse the roman citizens because of the debt being collected*
>THE EVIL
>*throw my women and any child old enough to hold a weapon at the roman army during our first battle against it after we spent all our time up to now just razing defenceless cities*
>DESPICABLE
>*lose badly because I suck at waging war and have my tribe essentially wiped out because i sent all of it I could into the battle*
>ROMAN SCUM
>*kill myself while blaming rome for my own fucking retarded idea to throw non-combatants at their military which got my tribe wiped out*
>LED BY THE BASTARD NERO
>*the guy who rekt me is punished by Nero for being too cruel and acting without his approval*
>AND SHIIIIIT!
>*be venerated as the mother of britain representing its dignity and sovereignty despite having sold it out to rome by helping them in their invasion and only starting a campaign of genocide against their citizens (which also wiped out brits in their settlememts) because of the debt from the last failed uprising we started being collected*

they didn't have enough time to prepare!

I have seen a short documentary about this battle
It's the bridge that's across the franco-italian border
there is practically no other way to cross it except if you go like 10 miles around
the french guys stayed in that bunker on the french side of the bridge for 10 days, taking turns to watch for enemy movements
they had a couple MG's grenades and other weapons
at one point a cheeky italian managed to toss a grenade inside, luckily it was caught and thrown out

Honestly it would make a great movie material

ah fuck meant for

In their defence, Greece wasn't a piece of cake, they had a lot of resistance over there, even the Germans had trouble

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Wasn't British Bongs

>at one point a cheeky italian managed to toss a grenade inside
based luigi

kek
this would probably happen in modern china if they ran out of noodles for like 2 days

>2000 Hungarian and Croatian defenders held the fort of Szigetvár for two months, killing thousands of roaches in the process
>when the gate was finally breached, commander ordered a fuckhuge cannon to be aimed at the gate, loaded with canister shot which killed or maimed dozens upon dozens of T*urks
>as the final, monumental fuck you, Zrinski ordered the citadek of the fort to be loaded with gun powder, blowing it up as the Turks finally took it, instantly killing 800 of them

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>Probably
Bugmen would start feasting on the flesh of woman and children if they ran out for 1 day

the only think Italy and ancient Rome have in common is the geographical location.

>that time the japs decided to march across a bridge without doing any reconnaissance whatsoever.

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>They build hospitals and universities that, yes, not a lot of people could access
A lot of Spanish people. The natives was worked to death in silver mines which I guess was sort of peaceful.

>not so much in new zealand, just the colonial forces there were small and the maoris much better organised. peace was organised quite quickly
horis still got fucked up with 17 men holding out against 200

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I like these threads.

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>All of Hitler's Axis allies were absolute dead weight that caused more problems than they solved
The man was a great orator but he couldn't make friends to save his life

>that k/d ratio

>Francisco Pizarro is the greatest military commander of all time technically
Fucking state of Incans

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War

Trying to find a battle between the British empire and China where it was something stupid like 50 men v thousands

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You have to be retarded to think that the indians had the same benefits than a spaniard. Why dont you fucking read Garcilazo de la Vega chronicles or some of the spaniard
that came to south america to record what the fuck was happening here

>signing the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact was more useful to Hitler than any of his treaties with his allies.

We fired our guns and the bingbongs kept-a comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

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fighting insects isn't a battle, its extermination

>not genghis khan

I think the "unknown number of auxiliaries" is a big deal. The Incas subjugated all of their neighbors and when the powerful white men who may or may not be gods showed up, it was time to throw down.

>In the aftermath of the battle, in his capacity as King of Cochin, the Trimumpara Raja gave Duarte Pacheco Pereira a personal grant of arms, described as a red shield ("for the immense blood of the Calicut which he shed in this war")

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and religion :^)

Portugalmind

Prease exprain.

>Genghis Khan
Fucked his way across Asia so hard that 8% of the men are all descended from him. On that basis alone you can't name him the worst human ever

American hands typed this.

not everyone could access an university at those times. not even in europe.

because it had no historic consequences whatsoever unlike for example

Not as good as

not spanish but why do you guys whine all the fucking time? spaniards conquered the netherlands and south italy and they don't whine for shit.

I'm a lazy phone poster
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
But is it true that only one American died in this? It seems a bit like propaganda to me especially since it claims he was related to George Washington

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>Not as good as
Except that the Battle of New Orleans cemented the controversial Louisiana Purchase and completely opened up the United States to unimpeded (by European powers) westward expansion.

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it was Cortes that used diplomacy tactics in the Aztec empire because his conquest started with a mutiny so he was more fucked than Pizarro. Pizarro was a strait up badass.

>believing kill-numbers before 1800
Extremely exaggerated to look like heroes

British rifles weren't fast enough to take on waves ofdrugged up super fast Zulu melee warriors. Add to that the fact that their cartridges shot a thick white smoke out the front meaning that the more they shot, the more obscure the battlefield in front of them, effectively giving the Zulus cover from their own fire

Wh*teoids BTFO

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Basiliscus biopic fucking when?

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literally the opposite
>Historians have often compared the conquests of Pizarro and Cortés in North and South America as very similar in style and career. Pizarro, however, faced the Incas with a smaller army and fewer resources than Cortés, at a much greater distance from the Spanish Caribbean outposts that could easily support him, which has led some to rank Pizarro slightly ahead of Cortés in their battles for conquest. Based on sheer numbers alone, Pizarro's military victory was one of the most improbable in recorded history.
sauce wikipedia

I watched one of the movies of this on Amazon, called Kesari.

It's actually kind of funny and enjoyable, and then when they start dying it's pretty sad. The random Bollywood moment kind of kills the buildup, but otherwise enjoyable if you like watching Muslims die.

>genghis khan
>bad
Probably the greatest man of literally all time.

the reason historians won't allow the byzantines to be included in the history books.

it makes them seethe that rome lasted for over 2 centuries.

It's basically a black mage casting casting poison spell

Based Pizarro. The odds were all against him and he still won.

>the reason historians won't allow the byzantines to be included in the history books.
Wut?

One is a story about a king sacrificing himself to buy time for his kingdom and way of life against a superior enemy.

The other is an oppressive regime using artillery and modern weapons to kill essentially slaves with sticks.

>wait for night
>just have a few guys swim across

Greece was and still is incredibly hard to invade. At the time they had mobilised everything and everyone and even had some help from the British.

>133,298 captured
How the fuck.

>How
They're Italian

>its a crusaders realize how far away Jerusalem is so just sack Constantinople instead episode
when history was made by lads

While some countries like France and Poland were stuck in WW1 mindset, Italy completely disregarded everything they have learned in that war.

>How the fuck.
The British were able to cross 1,000 miles of desert and cut off the Italian 10th armies retreat. The Royal Navy blocked the sea ports so the Italians couldn't resupply them.

>army with greater technology and military history wipes out army with sticks
wow really!?

Damn. Portugal's a lowkey badass.

the true world war

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>the War on Autism: Finnic Theatre
>ongoing
Everytime

>9 prisoners
Kek

>losses
>korean: 3 inches of dick length
>Finnish: social skills
lmao

>south america is a shithole with the exception of chile

lmao chilean nigro

You are a faggot.

I would pay to see this. Its like max max enter the niggerdome

Leonidas knew they weren't gonna make it but made their last stand for glory. Never surrender, never give up.
It's inspiring, you faggot. Also it's not a situation where the Greeks had guns and Xerses didn't.

>Loses
>Jackie Chan [disputed]
Gets me Everytime

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Why did they have to fuck the natives though?

Same reason the viking home countries are populated with the worst of the worst bugmen. Anyone with balls left to make their fortunes generations ago.

turbo kek

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>the ammount of natives in latin america was bigger than in north america
>the terrain is absolutely fucked with thousands of natives adapted to it
>the spaniards didn't mass colonize
the spaniards didn't want to kill, just convert and conquer. why it is so difficult to understand for you americans that the spanish conquest of the americas was incredibly improbable to happen because they sent low numbers and supplies yet they still came up on top.

the uk has had the same drift, chad vikings stole all the attractive people and everyone else with a soul left to be chad murricans or canucks

21 dudes with british guns vs Tribal Afghans with sticks and swords.

>yet they still came up on top.
Not when you look at the modern state of South America, Ignacio. Your people were better off staying in Spain. Your seething all through this thread is fucking pathetic.

it wouldn't have changed shit. south american soil is made for drug plantation. Either way, south american independence was a civil war, rather than a war against the spanish like the american revolution. and their terrain is garbage so its obvious that many more state would be formed.

Yes incredibly improbable for them to have killed a bunch of Neolithic shitskins

Italians are so useless LMAO

with XVI century technology. the spaniards still used swords and armor. they didn't have machine guns. the aztecs and incas had cotton armor and obsidian weapons plus they had experience fightimg recent wars. its not like they were africans.

Based /histv/ crossover

why do you talk about things you know nothing about? they were outnumbered and their technological differences weren't really that high. read some books about Pizarro's conquest and you'll see.

Their armor and more advanced weaponry are still huge reasons why they literally raped South America.

Pajeets will never be relevant

>their technological differences weren't really that high
You're an absolute brainlet.

Accounts from the fighting describe the spaniards in their armor as borderline immortal during combat, it was impossible to damage them with the worthless native weapons. Aztecs would do shit like organize teams of whips to drag them to the ground and disable them with musclepower in order to land killing blows. The technological advantage was massive.

they should have killed every shitskin in the americas

>Ignacio
I am not Spanish or speak spanish. I just know some spanish history and some south american history.

>their technological differences weren't really that high

...but still "high". You sound like a fucking mook bro, good lord.

One film which I have a dream to see is an epic about Stalingrad. All other films about it are so short and superficial (the majority starts in the final phase of the battle, with the germans already in the industrial district), I want to see one complete film of the whole battle, from the first bombardment till Friedrich Paulus' army surrendering. It should be a 5 hours kino AT LEAST.

How pathetic can one country be?

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My fucking sides

You type like an ESL Spanish speaker.

Technically they had the most powerful navy in the world.

>b-b-but and the british
The Royal Navy is overrated as fuck.

>Ching-Chong Nipong
>Obi-Wan "Ken" Kenobi
>Fred McFeely Rogers
Gets me every fucking time.

>Argentina isn't a great country anymore
Is this true? My gf keeps pushing me to move down there with her rather than her coming to the states. Is it like Brazil bad?

They shouldn't have eaten so many rabbits.

Seeeeeething shitskin and or amerimutt how will never have a Chad tier European history

Comedy when?

>Both U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other, after a Canadian soldier shot at American lines believing they were Japanese, and a sporadic friendly fire incident occurred, which had left 28 Americans and 4 Canadians dead, with 50 wounded on either side.

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>Giza Mass autism array
gets me everytime

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The obsidian weapons broke down after one blow to the armor and it was for nothing cause the blow would get deflected.
Spaniards had huge advantage with armor and horses.

>European history

>kill cats for no reason
>get absolutely party wiped by plague rats

oh so you mean the same shit that literally happened fucking everywhere

like how is that any worse than ghengis khan or shaka zulu

its like south italy if you ever been there. by south american standards is great. IWhat I meant is that Argentina was ome of the best countries in the world before fallimg for the socialist meme and becoming shittier. I will assume you are american and tell you.
No, there are no cartels that will abduct you and chop you into pieces and upload it to liveleak. the meat is great and the spanish is great. better than that shit mexicans speak.

your mistake was thinking people care about what the fuck happens in Africa. Stay in your lane.

because I am an ESL and I am also phoneposting

>Chad European Black Plague, survived
>Virgin South American common cold, extinction
You wish you had history half as good as European history Pablo

>Argentina is better than Mexico
Even Amerimutts could have worked this one out

You know what I meant. You make it sound like Spaniards had space tecnology and that they should have put all native americans into german ovens instead of letting south america become a shithole.

>European history

>demonize your own people for not being brown
>let muslims rewrite your own laws

yes massa (he cute...)

delete this

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You have too much faith. They think all south america is like Mexico with cartels and liveleak. Brazil, Mexico, Central America and Colombia should all be bombed to death

s-stop

They essentially did have space age technology with their near-impenetrable armor compared to the stone age weaponry the natives had.

That's actually nice, through the sacrifice of the civilians they saved the empire

Not to mention the more advanced military tactics they had, the cavalry, lances....but yeah, they were basically on equal grounds, you're right. Not much difference between the two there.

hol up

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well, go to south america except for chile and see if you come back with your head attached to your body, you fucking dickless turd

>they should have put all native americans into german ovens instead of letting south america become a shithole.
They should have?

wtf, argentina has never been great

Movie about this just came out four months ago.

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how is whining telling someone that should do more research before saying "spaniards did good"

you faggot forgot that Pizarro walked down to kidnap Atahualpa with 10 000 fucking indiands that hated the incas. The whole conquest of the Incas happened because there was a civil war going on and Pizarro took advantage of that, letting the Incas kill each other while he was watching.

How much singing and dancing is in it?

The initial ISIS rise was such a clusterfuck

I kept wondering if or when he was going to bring that up, doesn't seem as well read as he thinks he is.

We can't keep letting Chad win

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fighting with swords and spears is more manly, honorable and legendary then shooting with a gun and bombs

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Mad max is real it’s just the Middle East and North Africa

italy realy was useless in ww2
no wonder the germans lost. they basicly got forced to fight on 3 fronts

how is that a stain in Pizarro's achievements? it was still amazing that he united people against the inca.

>LED BY THE BASTARD NERO

actually nero was angry as fuck after he heard what the commander in brittain had done to boudica and her people and had him executed after he returned to rome.

No dancing that I remember. I think there were two scenes where one of the men sings, once during the "it's time to meet our characters" bit when the main character comes to the fort and then again right as they're about to start the battle. They aren't musical numbers though, it's just a guy singing to pass the time/ease his nerves.

This makes the Englishman seethe.

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how do you know, that shit was centuries ago

>yfw Chad wins again
It's not fair bros

Pizzaro was an incel until he raped some girl.

read the fucking post

Greece is fucking hard mode.

>rocky mountains pretty much on all borders
>shitloads of islands (easily over 1000)
>total km of coast is like half the total km of coast of the entire continent of africa
>population was comprised by different tribes all of which were war focused before they became united under the hellenic banner
>natural resources everywhere
>everyone liked them so whoever attacked them was instantly disliked by everyone else

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>decisive Chadian victory

Because it's a lot less impressive when a bunch of guys with guns are fighting a bunch of cavemen with spears. Anyone can win a fight like that.

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We learned about this in history class, fucking based Šubić

this needs to be made!
best comedy of the year

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I don't know why you tink it's funny or whatever, it allowed them to endure the siege and save the Tang.
Pretty amazing sign of devotion.

history account. nero never gave the order. the commander in brittain took matters in his own hands.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

There is kino here, I'm sure of it.
Problem is it's too confusing for your standard, garden variety mouthbreathing viewer.
It could be a comedy miniseries.

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but how can you be so sure

>Unknown number of native allies.
>Almost 8 million dead from disease.
Like Cortez and every other conquistador he got a bunch locals who hated the nearest empire to help him out and he let the plagues due the hard work. It should also be noted the Incan empire was in the middle of a civil war when he showed up. These conquistador's are all super overrated when you look at the details, not that the native weren't pretty stupid a lot of the time but these accomplishment look a lot more impressive than they really were when you just look at the numbers and ignore all the larger context and details.

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problematic

kino

aww boohoo

I'm not Chinese and even if I were this doesn't do anything.
You're the one conducting yourself like an insect having automated reactions to perceived events.

you're fat lol

So you're posting from Canada. Your social credit will go down when you get home Ping

planet of the apes

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yeah that happens when you aren’t starving to death like some jungle nigger. You should try it

Well god damn

What the fuck are you on about retard?

Nah I'm European and posting from Europe.

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>final boss has 1 hp left
>entire party combines for ultimate attack

>Incels btfo

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>FAP
>loses
I guess Varg was right

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Persian_Gate
The persian thermopylae

celts arent english

FAP is on the winning side lad

look again retard

how is that a battle or war if they died from disease?

>electrocutes soldiers to death in the swamp
>builds a bridge with their corpses
I've heard that story is bullshit but it's fucking metal

you mean every war?

The FAP was part of the regular Chad army and the CDR was a pro Libya insurgent group.

How come no one is talking about this last stand battle?

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>only Americans lose to peasant rice far-

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part 3 sucks

Vietnam is a shitty place to fight in

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oy fuckin vey

Is this why Serbs are eternally butthurt?

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This is your body on Allah and Poppies