ITS UP

flat tits
literally a flat chest
no ass
ugly horse teeth..
just as annoying and awkward as jennifer lawrence

no thanks. keep your horse face bitch

How did they manage to make an even worse looking Chucky than the straight-to-dvd sequels?

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RLM has lost its bite

This taste is based though
except for Dark Phoenix

jay hated dark phoenix, mike loved it

Because the straight to DVD movies have SOUL

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RLM is finished

>>jay liked alita
He has literally never mentioned it.

You have been saying this for the past 5 years

>alita
He never talked about it

>dark phoenix
He though it wasn't completely horrible. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

jay likes aubrey so fuck off

>I lke aubrey plaza quite a bit on parks and rec

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHAha

Stevil-tier.

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>it's not a supernatural doll
they're right, whats even the point of calling it Child's play?

Literally no-one asked for this review. Fuck Jay and his boner for schlock horror.

>The virgin Buddi
>The chad Good Guy

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>the doll is violent because it was programmed to do so
>the doll is violent because it's possessed by the spirit of a killer

there's literally no effective difference. it's still a killer doll

the posessed doll has a personality.
a real soul
he is conscious

the new doll is like Alexa. a computer parrot

jay sucks penis
OF COURSE he likes her. hes homo

Why isnt there a horror movie about a loli doll who kills roasties?

>Reddit Letter Memeia

Stop watching e-celeb garbage

It's not a review, Mike didn't show up. It's just Jay talking about Chucky for 20 minutes.

You have no power over me

ive always been attracted to her

i cant resist bitchface women

Why do internet creators always get lazier the more money they get from their fans?
Are they just being complacent?
They get their patreon bucks regardless of content output so they feel no need to be creative anymore

>just highlights how awful the 80's were
t.zoomer

Why do they hate old people so much?

I feel like you're trying to trick me into watching it.

Mike is like 60

Mike doesn't even give a yes/no recommendation he just shrugs

I looked it up and Polaroid did come out.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaroid_(film)

>Literally no-one asked for this review
That's a bold statement.

Now that's a Y I K E S I think we can all agree on

They picked Child's Play 2019 to review instead of MIB or those other capeshit movies? Based!

How large is Mike's penis when it's fully erect?

why do people who weren't alive or barely just a few years old in the 80's pretend that the 80's were great?

>dark phoenix and shazam
i liked these too, they weren't too bad. I mean they were typical shallow comic book flicks, but they were entertaining enough

dont know what the other ones you listed are

Nu-Chucky looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America

Have sex

Because it's a current year and they can't hate niggers and faggots. So they stick with what's left.

if you told someone in the 80s what the 2010s would be like, they would laugh at you and do another line of coke.

Where is the STD review? It's almost a month since the announcement.

ew wtf, you can see her nipples

I was born in 1984 and I honestly think the 80's were one of the worst decades in cinema. Most blockbusters that were celebrated at the time have aged like milk but a significant amount of manchildren insist on romanticising them and their influence. When the 80's worship started with shit like Drive and Stranger Things this decade I knew it was gonna be a shit one

Chucky is more important to them. I wish they would review more movies like Aladdin 2019 instead of capeshit like MIB 2019.

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>I wish they would review more movies like Aladdin 2019 instead of capeshit like MIB 2019.
They didn't review either of those

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I wonder what they think about that phrase being a neo-nazi meme now?

>still no Gilliamkino
>some shitty horror ripoff instead
for fuck's sake they do have the taste of children don't they?

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>I honestly think the 80's were one of the worst decades in cinema
Well that is your opinion.

most hitb episodes are about movies they don't like.