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MR HICKEY REMOVE THIS ICE AT ONCE
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>Promotion shows him frozen in ice and he turns to dust in the intro
>Everyone but him dies
Haha! What rascality will Captain Crozier fall for next?
It represents his hopes and dreams.
That silly Mr Hickey he's like Dennis the menace all grown up
>promotions show a spooky atmosphere with haunting images and implied supernatural elements
>show is actually 90 boring men standing around waiting for a literal manbearpig to show up and chase them around for 5 minutes
>NOO MR HICKEY STOP EATING MY CREW
How will season 2 even compete when they can't use any of the actors from season 1?
It's going to be an 10 hour kinky JAV
Kys yourself, weebfilth.
It's going to be so underwhelming bros
Different actors, writers, director, and showrunners. Why is it even called The Terror season 2?
Because it's part of the Terror cinematic universe and we will eventually have crossover episodes.
>it's a Mr Hickey puts lead in all the cans episode
Why does Crozier always fall for it?
Smug piece of shit.
Day of the dentist, soon.
Captain, Mr Hickey tricked us again
I wish there was more "supernatural" fakery instead of the bear monster all the time
>it's a 'Mr. Hickey puts a lead contaminated can in his ass' episode
To fool people into watching it.
IM FAST AS FUCK BOI
H-HE'S FAST!
Why did he run the other way
YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY MR HICKEY
>literally every bad thing in the show happened because the government cheaped out on the food
Their situation is so fucking hopeless that it stops being sad and becomes funny.
trying to find the northwest passage
The Terror Season Three: Time Warp
oh fuck
AAAGGHH
8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind and Destroy His Expedition
Mister Hickey your little ice capades have made this expedition an UTTER SHAMBLES
He's dead for the world
COUGH COUGH
WHEEEEZE
look at the fucking state of you
>”you are what you eat”
The bear ate the homosexual and died, really makes you think
NOO MR HICKEY DON'T PRESS THE AY ZEE FIVE!
MR HICKEY YOU ARE RUINING THIS EXPEDITION
Hahahahahah
lol
>"Captain, that Mr. Hickey tricked us again, he's stolen all of our forks and he's eaten Mr. Jopson..."
the man that saved Yea Forums
Stupid Hickey you are running towards the Tunbaq
Why does Yea Forums love Hickey so much? I thought you guys hated fags
I'm guessing they didn't expect it to be this good, and instead of creating a new IP and all the marketing it involves they just said fuck it and made it The Terror s2.
It's a metaphor for the inevitability of death.
Pleb
I can't believe there still isn't an edit with Mr. Hickey as the pilot and Captain Francis being the angry wojack
>Hickey wtf?! You can't just eat people
Do you hate fags?
The flamboyant ones are irritating, yeah
MISTER HICKEY GET OUT OF THERE YOU WILL CATCH A MONSTROUS CHILL
MR HICKEY STOP WATCHING SO MUCH NARUTO
don't you DARE put a spell on me Mister Hickey
Fuck Season 2, I don't give a fuck about some yellow monkeys.
I WANT MY /fa/ CREW BACK
Why didn’t they just use the Northeast Passage
Chane?
He really is casting ice magic. I thought the other thread was bullshit
You can go see Crozier’s house in Northern Ireland
I didn't know there were more of these ice pictures. Is there a full album somewhere?
Mr Hickey stop taking photos of my house IMMEDIATELY
longer and more dangerous
>no lawn, trees, or other plants
>squished up against other buildings
Why is it so uncomfy? Wasn't he pretty well-off my contemporary irish standards?
the irish have nothing. they're gypsies
They should've killed the eskimo bitch.
>not wanting to marry a icy Eskimo bitch, with no tongue
Acquire taste
I think the buildings on the left and right are newer, I’m assuming Crozier’s manor was detached at first but other buildings were built closer to it over time
Why didn't Crozier marry the cute mute eskeemo girl and have mutt kids with her?
Don't be a Goodsir and fall for literally the only woman for miles.
He does in the book.
He even becomes a shaman on the Tunbak like her.
What if the fact that she's literally the only woman for miles causes her environmentally-determined personality to be attractive to you compared to the average british 1800s slag?
Why didn't they go with that ending instead of ending with him sitting quietly next to some random kid?
The superbear would have happened either way. You're right about the rest though.
Yikes
She still a monster loving bitch. Hickey had the right idea about her.
Wish they did more underwater stuff. A single shot of the dark depths is more terrifying to me than any number of spooky bears.
TOASTY
*thump*
Mister Hickey, did you put this beam here!?
Is the book worth reading? Hyperion is written by the same author. Is that worth reading? Which should I start with?
I can't laugh at this webm, I felt too much during that part. Crozier's groan was too on point - not fear, not sadness, just frustration and futility. There was nothing he could do, and he knew it.
Not true.
The Tuunbaq is spirit creature made by an Eskimo God to kill other gods.
He was banished from the spirit world and now resides near the. North pole. The Eskimo developed a special tribe of Shamans to keep the invincible death monster at bay, feeding him, singing to him etc. This appears Tuunbaq and as long as people didn't head to far north.
This tribe encircled the north pole That way tuunbaq wouldnt head soith and bring death destruction and permanent winter with him.
The British sailors unwittingly violated Tuunbaq's NAP with the Eskimos. So Tuunbaq declared open season on all stinking humies.
Lady Silence, the Eskimo shaman is trying to calm Tuunbaq down and save the lives of the sailors.
Later Crozier joins Silence and becomes a shaman as well. One of the last scenes is Crozier having his tongue bit off by Tuunbaq as part of the initiation ritual of the shamans.
There's an excellent audiobook version which I would recommend.
>If you need to ride in a damn boat I’ll PUT YOU THERE MYSELF
not him but which one
Also, Tuunbaq isn't a bear in the book.
It's a giant bear shaped shadow spirit made of snow and ice that constantly changes shape and can fade in and out of existence at a whim.
This allows Tuunbaq to take shape and appear anywhere at anytime.
At one point Tuunbaq actually kills a sailor by using the snow to materialize around him and solidifies to crush the sailors within his newly formed body.
It can run on its hind legs and it's larhe wedge shaped head wobbles aroubd on the end of his long neck.
it adds nothing to the story
do we like it because it was bad or do we like it because it was gay?
The audiobook read by Dan Simmons
Listen to it here.
Why is Terrorposting a thing now? The general was dead while the show was on, why the sudden resurgence?
Because it was good.
>Penguins
>At the north pole
It makes a big difference.
Book Tuunbaq is a supernatural creature and the Eskimo grim reaper.
Immortal and unstoppable.
Show Tuunbaq is Manbearpig and he dies like a bitch.
I have no fucking idea why this is so funny to me
>general
cringe
Disgusting.
That's obviously a lesser evil spirit taking the shape of a penguin.
this scene was the best thing in the show. it really went downhill after.
That's what happens when you violate the N.A.P.
Thanks fren
Jared Harris is Yea Forums's new our guy
/ttg/ was maxing out replies in like 45 minutes when the episodes dropped. Chernobyl has led to a resurgence though
>chernobyl
>the expanse
>the terror
Does this guy only act in kino or does he elevate everything he is in to kino?
Also he is only 57 wtf. He looks way older in chernobyl.
I was kind of disappointed by the book. The prose is clunky and there isn't much depth to it, it's all very matter-of-fact if that makes any sense. The sex scene is nasty and out of place as well. The only part of it I thought was better than the show was Fitzjames' health slowly and steadily declining rather than getting sick towards the end.
forgot mad men
I enjoyed every ep from start to finish but yeah, that scene was almost out of place with how top notch it was. I'm guessing it's one of the big 'holy shit' moments of the book.
>I was kind of disappointed by the book. The prose is clunky and there isn't much depth to it, it's all very matter-of-fact if that makes any sense.
;-;
*voice cracks*
No, I didnt. I was talking about kino
How is the sex scene described? Is it between Hickey and his henchman?
Yes. It is described in detail how Hickey penetrates the other guys asshole
How do I download it?
Add salt.
MR. HICKEY PUT DOWN THAT ROCK
You take your debit card and buy it. Don't be a nigger.
I prefer trying before I buy
>read by Dan Simmons
Pffft! Meant to say read by Simon Vance.
Whatever. It's one of the best audibooks that I've listened to.
Highly recommended.
>paying for digital media in [current_year]
>being a nigger
its not bad it isnt great
this is white collar crime, goy.
MISTER HICKEY HICKEY
SOCK ME COCKEY COCKEY
U GIVE ME FUCKEY FUCKEY
I liked the show version better
And you Csnt do anything to stop me crozier
why did he give himself so many piercings?
Surely the allowance your mom gives you can cover a $15 audio book
The intro actually shows him turning to dust but you can see the Inuit eye mask thing underneath instead of a skull like for fitzjames and Franklin, hinting hell end up with the Inuit.
>to kill other gods.
hold up is it also a god? also it was made by a god? and it likes killing gods
kek
ooooh~
I am a genius!
OH NO
this and the slightly different opening theme of the last episode scared the shit out of me
WHIPPED...AS A BOY
I only counted 23 lashes btw
as long as Dan Simmons is involved, I'm ok with that
Remember when mr Hickey killed but refused to eat the black guy? What was with that?
post yfw you will never be lady whispers forced to please the tuunbaq
And are we brothers, Francis?
>mfw
AHHHHHHH SAVE ME CROZIER AHGGGGG
Hyperion is awesome
>good sir character
>his name is goodsir
>gets his ass eaten
James my nigga, we homies
Yo what's poppin' Captain Fitzjames gimme some skin
lmao
i don't remember that scene
I think it's a good horror story right until the end when the author explains exactly what the Tuunbaq is and about his relation to lady silence.
Ruined the Mystery.
I don't want every question to be answered in my fiction.
There needs to be room for interpretation.
Sensible chuckle.
Wrong! Hickey never topped.
Hickey was a power bottom!
>goodsir
>is a goodsir
>morfin
>is in pain
>gore
>gets gored
>hickey
>gives men hickies
>tuunbaq
>wants them to turn back
>jobson
>did a good job, son
>lady silence
>doesnt talk
stupid show
Suez canal didn't exist and it was shitty and tedious anyway.
>MR. HICKEY!!! STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR CAPTAIN!
>user
>is a fag
High quality post.
>H.M.S. Terror
>the crew gets scared
>literally the best and most ominous scene in the entire show happens at the very beginning
>nothing ever comes close to it again
cringe
They wanted the ending to be bleak
>AS A BOI
Trips dont lie
How the hell did they not rape the eskimo girl? Were Englishmen really that polite back then?
Mr. Hickey, take out that hand this instant!!!
Why is it impossible to get this show on Blu Ray in Europe?
She was always surveilled by either Goodsir or some official or marine, so I guess they were mentally stronger than the simple crew
Did Mr. Hickey want to fuck Cpt. Crozier?
Hyperion was great up until the last couple pages which are bizarrely shit, but it doesn't actually ruin the book.
Real history isn't game of thrones. Discipline, honor and such exist especially in a tightly controlled ship.
This. I wanted to have it on BR, but I could only find imports which are not playable on european BR players
In the show he says he's been seeing the guy's ass more than his face. Hickey looks like a bottom but he's not.
>discipline among over 100 men with close to zero chance of survival and one 5/10 girl nearby
Lol, what...
Same tone.
no.
did fitzjames want to fuck hickey?
i say yes.
It's like they want people to pirate it.
There's a lot of sex in the book. Lots of talk about croziers penis getting hard. And at one point him and Larry Silent fuck for days in her igloo
Yeah. Discipline. Perhaps a hard concept for some modern consumer to understand but it was all-important in the armies and navies of the pasts. To remember that youa re a soldier/sailor with a duty to perform as part of a larger group. In The Terror didnt break down until they set up camp on King Williams Island.
Historically speaking the ones doing the raping were those lacking in discipline. Barbaric hordes such as the vikings when they invaded england. No coincidence those same vikings are the ones modern media plays up as "badass"
The terror is like a replacement show for the true detective orphans, kinos are rare these days, chernobyl was absolute shit.
As far as the rest of the world is concerned he's dead and gone
No it wasn't.
Based Sir John
*yakety sax plays in background*
What was based about him? Wouldn't everyone had lived if he listened to Crozier?
>chernobyl was absolute shit.
not great, not terrible
Not really. He probably would have fucked things up more later down the line, but the idea about sending an ahead team that he shut down ended up failing anyway.
Russia controls it. Also hadn't been discovered yet
THOUSAND
YEAR
OLD
ARMPIT
>can't use any of the actors
What why?
saddest death desu
user, the entire purpose of season 2 is to raise diversity quotas using asian actors.
As long as asian doesn't mean middle-eastern or indian I'm OK with this
Did not appreciate Hickey randomly using ice powers to freeze crew members.
>Crozier
>gets crazier with each episode
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir!
Bless your heart, good doctor goodsir
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
kek, I made that back when /ttg/ was a thing
Bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir. You didn't deserve what happened to you.
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
Based McDonald
DISRESPECT TO WHO SIR
What a pleb
>Edward Little
>does little to help
Am I a brainlet or did anyone else have a hard time keeping track of all the characters. It wasn't until the final episodes i figured out who Des voux, Little and Hodgson were.
>go in the iced, dark depths all alone
>your friends all die
>get PTSD
>get food poisoning
>spend your days high on painkillers
>get you soul devoured by a manbearpig
Collins had a hard life
I had a hard time on my first watch, second watch was much easier and a better experience overall, you learn to know and love all the characters
But yeah Collins and Little look very similar. Little is mostly serious or sad, Collins is the weird/crazy type
Why was he lashed?
Do you think Crozier would have sa ed des Voeux if he found him?
The superbear didn't happen IRL and it's just such an absurd and terrible situation to be stuck in.
I'm on ep 7 now. Am I supposed to think Hickey is the bad guy? He literally saves everyone, brings back lady silence and others yet everyone treats him like trash.
>the expanse is kino but mad men isn't
cringe
Wanked into croziers cereal
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
And, most terrifyingly, it slaughters actual polar bears and other wildlife to starve the intruders.
>He literally saves everyone
What happened tho the third doctor anyway?
Did he die during the carnival?
In the tent with the fire, yeah
Stanley, McDonald and Peddie (the third doctor) all die at the carnival
Then, Bridgens (pic related) is appointed doctor
Des Voeux doesnt matter, he's a very minor character. Hodgson is also pretty minor.
Little is a secondary character as he bears some command.
Who is the guy in the top right corner? i don't remember him at all
That's Lieutenant Le Vesconte, he's a minor character, his only major action is to tell Little to fuck off when Little begs everyone to come back to save Crozier
what emotion was this expression intended to convey?
I always noticed when they were talking with/about Des Voeux because of how non british his name sounded compared to the rest but I never connected the name with a face. .
Anyone else felt like Hickey becoming an ice-wizard came out of left field? Woulda been better without any of that supernatural shit.
>Watch it Hickey
Wouldn't have been any easier
unironically sodomy
What did they mean by this?
>it's a "Fitzjames puts on a cute dress" episode
Bless your heart, good doctor goodsir
>Suez canal didn't exist
Napoleon set the foundation for it, they just had to build it.
Which ship had the best crew?
Now that the dust has settled, why did he wear the chains?
MR. HICKEY CEASE YOUR NARUTO RUNNING AT ONCE
Either:
1) To keep himself awake
2) He was tortured by the others
3) He wanted to be pretty
Bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir.
what character was this even supposed to be? i couldn't tell anyone apart at th end
Much gay sex took place on the terror
because the natives said they found a guy like that so they added that to be creepy
He should have had a little more development desu because I had no idea who he was either in the final episode when he was suddenly important
Who would win in a fight: The Tuunbaq or Chernobyl Unit 4 after pressing the AZ-5 button?
Edward little with a beard
Little
TtEotE looks like a shitty daytime movie but fuck is it ever good
>"We are separated here from the temptations of the world. At sea, a man can find spiritual benefit in the collective. It is no accident the world was reborn clean out of an ark, Mr. Hickey. Man's worst urges can be satisfied through Christian pleasures and graces, singing with friends watercolors, study, - climbing exercises."
>just watched cromwell from '70 with Richard Harris in the lead role
It was like watching a prequel to Jared Harris. They're very alike, down to the voice.
>Let me tell a couple ‘a tree tings hickey
t. closet faggot
I’m just so happy Little got to die in Croziers arms brehs
Irving was straight! STRAIGHT!
He was loyal until the end
I was surprised at how good it was, I usually hate Benedryl Cucumberfart but he was likeable here
Does Hickey do his naked leprechaun dance of seduction on the show?
>as we become the greatest argonauts of our age
tfw you rewatch this after knowing what is ahead of them
I didn’t realize who he was at first because he looked completely different with the beard
This guy looked like two different characters too
Erebus had Goodsir and Fitzjames, but Terror had based Blanky and Jopson so
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
Terror had too many rascals but the Erebus crew seemed serious business
>bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir!
>tfw no collins to cuddle with
>Fitzjames
>His first name is James
that's just lazy writing
WHY
WONT
YOU
DIE?!
like a bad pun
Also had an effay sweater.
It checks out.
Why did everyone follow basedboy Hickey?
good sex
He was the only one who remained calm and acted like he knew what the fuck he was doing.
Of course he was only calm because he was a complete psychopath even before the expedition and what he was doing was insane and morally reprehensible.
Basically this, they all got a voucher for one (1) ride in the sex tent with the semen demon
I thought he was someone else when he was speaking with Tozer about the rifles because of his little beard
bump
God I love navy sweaters
I swear one day I'm going to cop out one like the ones used on Das Boot
Same
He looks like a kid during the early episodes.
Later he turns into a gypsy.
What's the reference
That french pilot that locked himself in the cabin and crashed the plane with no survivors.
>H.M.S. Terror
>HoMo Sexual Terrorizes the ship
AGAIN
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir!
Just you wait and see. He is an opportunistic agent of chaos.
How has this thread stayed alive for so long
Nothing good airing right now?
how the fuck did i only just realize this guy was based moriarty in the second sherlock holmes movie
Because he's an actor with a range.
>that scene where Crozier takes out a map and stabs a hole through it to explain the northwest passage
Mr. Hickey accidentally killed him cutting open the tent at carnival.
bless your heart , good doctor Goodsir
>named Crozier
>only one to get Closure
Jesus, try a little harder.
bless your heart, good doctor Goodsir
SO CROZIER- AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT HIM - HE REPRESENTS ORDER ROUGHLY SPEAKING, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE HICKEY, WHO REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS. BUT HICKEY, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE TUUNBAQ - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING TUUNBAQ, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU SOULLESS. BUT HICKEY, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD ITS SO SAD - ITS LIKE YOU'RE NOT BROTHERS! YOU'RE NOT BROTHERS, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING TUUNBAQ - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF HICKEY'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE TUUNBAQ IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 19TH CENTURY. THE BLOODY FRANKLIN ATTEMPTED TO KILL TUUNBAQ, BUT IN DOING SO HE MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE BROTHERS IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 19TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
wrong picture
>what is anthology series
These always seem really wise for some reason