Godzilla: King of Manlets

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Obviously fucker can float with kicks

Does the beam not come out both ends?

cant he just be standing in relatively shallow water

>OP doesn't know how to tread water
lmaoing @ ur life OP. Literally nigger-tier

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Bro movie mistakes are fr*cken hilarious

Maybe he's more like a duck than a lizard.

He’s treading water

Depends where he is. I've stand in the ocean without big shoes

>imagine being the one who made this pic
Was the time you were pulled out from your mother's hairy ass the only time you saw an actual vagina?

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How can that fast shit float

How does the submarine reach the surface when its only 76 foot tall, huh?

They just nuked a sunken city built around a volcano. It was clearly a mountainous area, and as a sunken city it is likely shallower than the average sea depth.

But I agree, the depth of the water in a 'rule of cool' scene definitely ruined my immersion in a film about an atomic dinosaur fighting a space dragon with his giant butterfly waifu

Godzilla is a manifestation of the gooks insecurity regarding height. Ofcourse manlet yellow tentacle niggers would fanatasize about gigantic monsters wrecking havoc lmao.

HAVE SEX

me on the bottom left

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Baragon better be in Godzilla vs.Kong

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If Jesus can walk on water so can Godzilla. Fucking heathens.

Wow it's almost as if movies aren't real life

whats the big one from? anime?

Treading water in an eddy caused by an underwater nuclear explosion that repressurized a massive air pocket

I didn't question it for a second and neither should you if you know how water works

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Oh, great. Another kaiju thread.

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We'll be lucky if they show the other new monsters but I don't know why buying the rights to other lesser ones from Toho is such a big deal they should just do it. I'd like to see Manda.

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>not holding in a huge fart so you can be buoyant at hip level
LMAOing at ur life

post the unedited version OP

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actually good sn*edposting for once

Fat floats. He's also probably treading water with his tail or doing some reptilian shit.

Why is Sneed so dissaproving of gucci loafers? This pic makes them seem pretty useful

Shit is expensive, user.