I remember a snippet from the Black Philip Show where Patrice had his soon to be wife on the show...

I remember a snippet from the Black Philip Show where Patrice had his soon to be wife on the show. The subject of dick size came up and Patrice immediately started laughing and making fun of his small dick. He even got his girlfriend involved laughing about it. He said something like 'the dick gives her a rest from the hands'. His confidence has always stuck with me.

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RIP he was quite based.

My all time favourite comedian, but he let women get in his head too much

i miss him, bros

just the other day I arrived at Opie and Anthony 130 something, and it was the stroke episode. I said fuck this shit and rolled back from ep1

>he let women get in his head too much
Literally the opposite of the truth; a women never got in his head once.

They 100% did, he only wanted you to think they didn't
Any man who says "men only do things so they can get pussy" has women living in their head rent free

Majority of threads on here are about some waifu.

Every movie has some love interest. Its kind of ingrained/hard wired in the brains of a male (for the majority)

The guy had game no doubt but you can tell by the way he obsessed about them and their mentalities that they controlled his life

That's called a high sex drive, nothing more

it's also called being a mental slave

>men only do things so they can get pussy

he's anthropologically correct though. Even men committed to purely academic pursuits are subconsciously competing to gain the status that will ultimately allow them to attract a superior mate.

In his case, yea getting pussy was the goal unto itself. But we're all connected to it one way or the other.

Was i the only one who ever found him to be brash and obnoxious and incredibly one note. Especially on Tough crowd compared to geniuses like Nick Dipaolo and Greg Giraldo it showed. He just was the biggest and loudest around.

Trying to warn other guys that chicks are evil parasites that you do not need in your life to be happy isn't bad. He knows that itnis really the majority of men who obsess over vag, since it's biological. Just letting them know it doesn't have to make them miserable is nice.

on Tough Crowd he was funny for how bullish he was
>Even men committed to purely academic pursuits are subconsciously competing to gain the status that will ultimately allow them to attract a superior mate.
Prove it.

It's just clear that he was eternally seething about women and it couldn't have been healthy

That's called being a nigger.

All men seethe about women, he just opened his mouth about not putting pussy on a pedestal. Go get laid.

Patrice was obsessed with it though, he was a mental slave to women

he just wanted to fuck pussy. he warned men against focusing too much on any singular female

I could feel Colin Quinn's frustration as he tried to make a tv-show move along. Tough crowd was so good. Something about the low quality videos on youtube also that makes it worthwhile watching.

he also liked to watch his woman get banged by other men, unironically

Patrice knew he was dying, so his mortality helped him reach a level of enlightenment people in their 80s reach.

His comedy was on point, and sticks with me.

>"The only winning move is not to play"
>"The power you have is the power I give"

HOLD ON HOLD ON.

SNOWY ON THE PHONES. SNOWAYYYYY

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On one of O&A's shows Patrice recounted how a woman had a consensual group sex encounter with him a 2 friend and then later lied about it and said it was rape. This led to him going to jail for a crime he allegedly didn't commit.

After serving jail for screwing a woman (consentually), I can't really fault him for being salty.

This, it's obvious where his hang-ups come from. This was probably something that defined his life

>Patrice’s friend that went to jail with him was so obsessed with not getting raped that he never changed his clothes or took showers so he smelled like shit and everyone thought he was crazy

>Any man who says "men only do things so they can get pussy" has women living in their head rent free

No, I don't know much about his guy but if he was only a comedian then he was actually quite spot-on. Most animal behaviour is geared towards surviving long enough to reproduce and doing it as much as you can (especially for males).

>Prove it

If you're not being facetious, then there's plenty of reading and studies you can check out. Of course he's not saying that the "greater goal" of anything you do is to get laid, but when you boil down everything into its building blocks, any action you take (getting dench at the gym, studying and getting a high salary, doing STEM to conduct research etc.) is pretty much for the sake of having sex.

I'd really like to see the science behind this absolute truth

look buddy you aren’t allowed to do anything on your own accord you are only doing it for pussy ok? a fucking caveman told me

Opie was the greatest,a true mastermind and a genius at his job.

He built a multi millionaire career job out of working with an air-duct repairman and a low grade comedian who lived with his parents at the time.

i can't speak for everyone but i feel like my need to excel at everything i do and look good is born mostly out of my autistic vanity. i'm definitely (at least partially) doing it to look good to people, but that includes other men, women and myself.

i would still agree that people who let their existence be driven by sex are vapid, simple people. even a person as fucked up as me has some passions unrelated to vanity. i can sit down and do programming for 9 hours for fun just for the sake of having something created something.

Patrice was a funny man, but a degenerate loudmouth and an actual cuck who died from eating too much sugar. I mean seriously, I respect the boldness and whatever he's inspired in men to look after themselves, but the constant bad decision making and insecure ranting is nothing any decent person should be taking on. It made for good comedy but he constantly snapped over nothing, his precious 'arguments' amount to him repeatedly screaming he doesn't care about something, and all together his attitude looked like a product of abuse. That repetitive egotistical self-destructive type of thinking will leave you full-body paralyzed at 41 in a hospital bed seeking euthanasia because you had too much candy and soda and got to proud of abusing people who told you to pace yourself.

was he really a cuck ?

Sex is not the end goal, progeny is. In this meme world with contraceptives and abortion giving into your animal instincts and airdropping cum in 50 different sluts is counterproductive because they're all on the pill. The best reproductive strategy today is to be a sperm donor

Reminder all opie and anthony fans are r*ddit faggots

Yes he talked on O&A about going to swingers clubs and how much he enjoys seeing other men fuck his woman

He bragged he defeated the concept of cheating by having an open relationship, again repeating he doesn't care while anxiously hopping between unrelated arguments to make it sound like the smartest thing ever.

i don't think it's really fair to conflate swinging with cuckoldry. granted, it's still a bad idea, but it's not the same thing.

He had pretty good taste in movies.

He literally said he likes seeing other men bang his girlfriend.

Fat whiny beta
>b-based nigger hated women!
so what? you're suddenly not racist when discussing this diseased diabetic nigger corpse?

ugly post

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true but it's at least mutual, so there's a bit of a difference.

Any kind of masculine personality gets such a vaginal response from the "people" on this board. I'm wondering about all the mental gymnastics in this thread from people trying to convince us that Patrice had some kind of problem or insecurity with women when it's clear that he didn't. I think either you pseudo-roasties are just angry he had you figured out. Either that it's or it's just (((progressive))) voluntary shills who think they have to attempt a character assassination on anyone who represents traditional masculinity.

imagine typing this post

their posts reeks of insecurity

> "i wouldnt take a hard pinch for the human race"
Patrice

Incredibly overrated obnoxious and not funny

t. a hole

Honestly if i ever had a son id play those segments where patrice explains how women operate because its so fucking true and 100% honest. Every man needs to hear what this dude has to say because its beyond spot on.

I know everyone always says this but GODDAMN we need a man like Patrice right now in this day and age. I'd commit a ritual sacrifice just to hear his opinions on the current state of women and popular media for an hour and a half.

also fuck Jeffrey Gurion that guy was unfunny and cringy as hell

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what segments
name them and i'll watcch em

Dont forget all those times O and A would bring on feminists or women relationship experts to debate patrice and hed end up schooling them everytime.

>that one episode where after debating him this female relationship expert said shed go on a date with him in a second

Not even 40 minutes prior she was calling him a disgusting, shell of a man who she assumed had never touched a woman in his life. Dude was a badass and knew his shit.

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Not everyone here hates all black people.

post the episode

I'm on ep#87 right now on youtube

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That girl was a soldier, he even took her to Brazil to bang the Rio favela prostitute whos rent he was paying

HE'S BEEN DOING RADIO SINCE HE WAS 18

>he enjoys seeing other men fuck his woman

No, he's just fair. He wants to fuck other women, so he gives his girl the option to fuck other men.

you are one stupid motherfucker.
he let Vonn get into his head and cuck the shit out him. read up on her sometime, faggots. she 100% got in his head.

>Majority of threads on here are about some waifu.
lol maybe the threads you post in faggot

>That repetitive egotistical self-destructive type of thinking will leave you full-body paralyzed at 41 in a hospital bed seeking euthanasia because you had too much candy and soda and got to proud of abusing people who told you to pace yourself.
lol, I love armchair psychologists on here it's always a huge laugh.

>I'm wondering about all the mental gymnastics in this thread from people trying to convince us that Patrice had some kind of problem or insecurity with women when it's clear that he didn't
read up on Vonn you dumb faggot. I swear you people have no actual idea about Patrice beyond his laugh.

everyone on this board thinks they're superior to everyone else, or "too cool"

including yourself.

keep your head on a swivel, lambchops

yeah, but I at least have some achievements and a gf.

You have neither and you fucking know it

>schooling them
He literally just screamed over them and told them they want to be raped. Funny guy and all but really a low iq person incapable of making a point.

This is the most normalfag post of all time, bar none

for me, its colin quinn

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Tell me about your mom being killed, that's a tough one man.

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why would I lie? Is it that unbelievable for a man to have a gf, a car, a degree and a full time job at age 30?

The bar here is just really low.

if anyone needs to get beaten up like a bitch it's Jim Tranny lover Norton. Have you faggots seen him make eggs? It's like watching your child try to learn except it's a man in his late 40s.
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I unironically hate this man

>why would I lie?

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His doctor told him to stop eating sugar or he would die, and he spent the rest of his short life wheezing on the radio that he's incapable of change and that he'd rather be dead than avoid sugars. The last Patrice episodes on O and A were sad. In the exact same tone of voice and attitude as he would tell a bitch to shut the fuck up, he repeatedly yelled at the idea of health or the idea that he should try to save his own life. Then shortly after he awoke unable to move and died of exactly what the doctor said he would. It's not armchair psychology, we literally watched Patrice declare he would rather die than budge even an inch on eating fatal amounts of sugar, over and over again. And then he died.

>so you're addicted to opioids
>ya that's tough dude, I was drank a smirnoff light and threw up on my ozzy shirt
>went to AA for a week
>been sober for 30 years now
>hang in there

People on here are stupid and insecure
Your logic is retarded

>Your logic is retarded
not really. you could prove it to me by sending me your bank information if you feel it's necessary? As it stands I will keep thinking of you as a lying incel because lets face it - the odds are against you. cheers!

Young New York comedians who have to walk dogs to make a living feel sorry for lonely old man Norton, also he's now in his fifties.

Just the idea that lying on the internet you have a girlfriend is some sort of prize, like convincing an user you're not single is so fucking important. It's just more stupidity coming from the site that loves calling itself losers and pretending they're all the same type of awful lonely person.

He explained it himself that he was a corny romantic as a kid and had very little success with women until a 'revelation' in his 30's. I don't think it's fair or accurate to compare him to a con-man or a salesman or whatever, like it's an act, but people were always accusing him of that.

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It's just obvious that he had an arrested relationship with women, and his flippant attitude was something he created as an adult to work with being an obese loudmouth. It worked for him but nobody should base their attitude on the compromises and coping mechanisms of a guy like that

Yea that's fair, I still loved him.

>It's Primetime Sam Roberts!

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worm

I've noticed the only guys who love this guy are the ones who hate women specifically because they can't get any or get along with any. I think he was the same way.

I have a mommygf and I regularly listen to Black Philip at work.

Ok

agree with all of this
I can sit for hours and make music for my own pleasure that I will never release or use as a pussy-getting method.
it gives me self-satisfaction

Based small dicked, morbidly obese dead guy.

Thanks

it's cliche say to anyone who listened to him on O&A. i think it's obvious he would be really famous right now and media really wouldn't know what to do with him. a black man who grew up very poor to a single mother, who went to prison over a false rape charge, who loves alex jones, mocking women, and racism.

Also fuck Jeffrey

>*sniggering rodent sounds*

I smell onions all over this post

that wasn't even me user, someone else was replying to you, I am the one with a gf and a job, as hard as that is to believe.

I have a gf of 3 years who lives with me. I hate women as a group, and my gf does plenty of shit to bother me too.

I don't get this mindset of "only incels hate women because they've been turned down for sex."

What about the guys who have to deal with women all the time, those with wives and gfs should hate women even more from constantly interacting with them.

buddy this is 4channel, take that nonsense to Yea Forums

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thats why i only fuck married women.
let their husbands put up with the bullshit.

No, he literally said he liked seeing her get fucked by other men

Patrice had patrician taste in films too.

This is actually a common tactic in jail.

Which is ironic and hypocritical as shit because as mentions, his entire schtic is caused because of one woman he hasn't been able to get over.

A consenting cuckold relationship and a swinging relationship are literally the same thing. Stop believing porn gifs and your sissy caption stories about how actual cucks relationships tend to go.

Nice to see the reddit members have branched out to other locations and aren't stuck in their containment board anymore.

Not really just noticing how big mouth ignorant niggers argue. Again like the guys comedy but if you think he "schooled" anyone ever,besides that one Fox interview, you are being intellectually dishonest

That's why people enjoyed him. He had no shame when it was funny and there was no fakeness to him.

I have a gf and Patrice is god tier. Cry more.

if any of you missed the memo it's /r/opieandanthonyxyz now

You would do well to remember that he bore that woman absolutely no ill will. A friend of the other guy in the gang bang blackmailed the girl into sucking his dick over it the next day at school, causing her to break down and cry rape just she wouldn't be "forced to suck black dick for the rest of her life," as he put it. It was the snitch blackmailer that he despised for putting everybody in that sitatuion.

based representing the point in my absence user