Ready for the new Red Sonya remake ?

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MUH DICK

Here's your Red Sonja director bro

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Scissor Me Timbers !

Apparently she and Hannah Gadsby are dating

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>tfw Robert Rodriguez was trying to do a Red Sonja movie with Rose McGowan about ten years back but the script was so bad it never got picked up

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They look the same

>fires singer
>hired this
Do you know who likes movies about half naked Barbarian chicks slaughtering everyone ? A gay pedo and a bull dyke lesbian

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how do they figure a director of light comedies for tv is the right fit of a sword and sorcery film?
I have to assume they're going for the Disney style

also who cares if Red Sonja is black its a shit character anyway

Wait, would such skimpy costume be misogynistic or empowering? You never with the leftist.
The points they keep bringing are that:
>skimpy outfits are objectifying women and therefore character with skimpy outfits are misogynistic
but also:
>sex-posivity is bravery, and women should not be ashamed of their bodies, therefore characters whose outfits aren't skimpy, are misogynistic

I am now.

>I have to assume they're going for the Disney style
Son, it's going to be REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHITE MEN the film.

At this point I'll take a hot scantily clad female warrior in any color. Sexualization of females is a dying art.

I think the lesbian would probably do better than the gay pedo

look
IF SHE GETS THAT COSTUME.......

she can be any race they want...

It's not going to be Rated R isn't it

My jewdar is going off

twins fucking each other...

>Robert Rodriguez

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Dude I've got th3 bts pics of actress....

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Is there really going to be red sonja remake? If so, for what possible reason? I mean it's okay adventure movie, but I don't see anyone wanting a fucking remake of it.

>tumblr
>seal of Satan tattoo
>butch lesbo
>lads is this Unironically real?

if she keeps the suit
yes. hire a butch lesbian with big tits

i DONT CARE...
just have her be white. and keep the suit.

>wtf

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She looks like she dates white guys.

In fact, there's zero chance she does not date white guys.

the tattoo gives it away.

plus the quality of the wig and costume and camera proves that shes wealthy and takes care of herself.
she wouldnt be caught dead with a ghetto thug

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>>I have to assume they're going for the Disney style
Well its like I said which explains my reasoning:
how do they figure a director of light comedies for tv is the right fit of a sword and sorcery film?

Damn, (((they))) are everywhere

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She? They, you bigot! Use their preferred pronouns.

I'm not sure I like this timeline.

What's wrong with RoRo? He's a Yea Forums guy that got to direct. Desperado is a fun action flick, From Dusk till dawn is kino, and he made a network for film buffs, plus the dude is anti-hollywood.

Why does this bitch always wear so much makeup?

>Kaybear
She wouldn't even touch a black dude with someone else's arm that was holding a ten foot pole

Theyre so into themselves, it makes sense theyd be into each other.

Good, as hot as she is, i wouldnt want her career being helped at all.

WHERE ARE THE BLOODY JOKES?

Harvey Weinstein can play an evil wizard

Cast Red Sonja in the inevitable red sonja movie

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This isnt batgirl, user.

all cheslets
kill yourself

Do we really need a film? Just let this franchise stick with comics, an animated series at most.

I wouldn't even mind a BLACK Sonya if it meant skimpy chainmail bikini.

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>Franny
>chestlet

i want this to be real just so there's a secret cabal of hooded men holding a meeting in their satanic temple with greg the graphic designer and they're arguing over which shade of blue to use

No chance, they'll double-down on the Captain Marvel aesthetics and this will be the new costume.

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How come no one posted her pussy pics yet

Tattoos nah

the producers liked wonder woman
so expect a skeleton to play red sonja.
this project is dead at the beginning.
the best director for this project would be paul verhoeven

and the failure of the project resulted in #metoo years later

ask me how I know you're a roastie

If it were a European film of the 80's or 90's the first one in the photo would be the chosen one

I would hope for this project if they choose Maeve Tomalty.

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>sword and scorcery
>barbarians
>chainmail anything

This is why we cannot have nice things anymore. A barbarian is walking STR. They wear the tanned hide of the feral beasts they slew...with their bare hands.

maybe she gets the chainmail from some white male she kills, that ever occur to you?

milk

would smash that lesbian

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I wonder if they even pretend to want to have sex with each other, they're the spitting image of lesbian bed death, they probably don't even share the same fucking bed.

>my own clone!
>now neither of us will be virgins!

The eye one doesn't really work since it's just an eye. The rest is ok though

There's nothing I hate quite so much as dykes. You know, the butch ugly kind, not the fucking hot model ones.

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