A girl wears this on a date with you

>a tank top on a date
That’s pretty bad, but I guess I’m getting a blowie

>sips
why y'all mad about the nose piercing Yea Forums?

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>septum piercing
2/10 would not bang

wut

Rip her nose ring out

This. Pierced girls are hot. Better if she was wearing a sheer top and had pierced nipples.

Jodelle... easy on the pies.

>make me shitlord

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>wearing a graphic tee out in a date
Well, at least I'd know she's low class enough to bang without too much effort.

fat sow

i want to honk that big kike schnoze

I'd think she's trying too hard but if she's down to smack my peepee around I don't really give a shit what shirt she's wearing

Pretend I was never into Star Wars

this. fucking farm animal cunt was a mistake

If she that cute she can wear whatever the fuck she wants. I'd just be happy to score a date with her.

shes not jewish
shes not fat shes qt

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Up to 70% sure Jodelle posts here to promote herself.

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>shes not fat shes qt
Need to see her wearing a lot less to make this determination.

Depends on what year it is.
>2000s
Based
>2010s
Cringe

is this why she has no time for auditions?
Jodelle is well known for her preference for layers of clothing or baggy clothing

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its been proven shes a kike

You don't want to challenge Jodelle to a no makeup no filter challenge. You'll get fucking rekt, bro.

no it hasn't

More about no/almost no clothes

here you go
not sure if there is makeup but she doesn't tend to wear a ton normally

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It depends on the date. Are we going to McDonald's? Then it's okay. Are we going somewhere with a modicum of class? Go home and change.

Yeah I misread that.

she is always properly dressed

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Just want to see what her body really looks like. The baggy clothes make it hard to tell.

I'd ask her shit about Star Wars and expose her on the spot as a fucking attention whoring thot.

Then I take my 50 bucks for dinner and fuck a prostitute instead.

/based

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>she is always properly dressed
Prefer properly undressed or revealingly dressed.

Is she a never-nude though?

Here is the most skin she's ever shown. Amazing how modest it still seems.

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>t. handholdless virgin

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I feel like this is Jodelle's actual final form.

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Need to see more really. Tummy is important to my... scientific research

I'd probably quiz her on specific canon trivia and then call her a poser and leave the date early when she can't tell me Tarkins father's name

>not wanting a qt geeky girl shy about her appearance

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its a few years old
she has lost weight eating vegan

Nah, Jodelle is a chubby chubby choom choom living in an actresses body. Once she gives up the ghost she'll embrace the thiccness again.

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YOU STAY AWAY FROM JODELLE

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Fuck off. THICC is a negro-infused cultural AIDS.

very happy because I've never been on a date with a girl and I'm 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just want her to live up to her full potential, same as everyone else. :^)

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How can someone this cute not be getting more work?

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this but 27,i am so fucking tired

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Have fun cleaning that mug.

If she was willing to do a role completely nude the entire film she'd be working instantly.

>not sure if there is makeup
Are you blind of cause there is make up

>my cousin has a star wars tat and I want to fuck her
How do I pull it off lads

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Ironically the best reply so far. Christ

don't be lewd to someone this cute

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>well known for her preference for layers of clothing or baggy clothing
You realize that's a style exclusively for fatties

Not lewd. Nude=/=lewd if done right .

or someone who isn't fat but has body image issues or is shy about her big tits

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>Obviously sucking in her girthy gut

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Excuse my self to use the rest room and furiously jerk off

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Say that to my face, faggot!

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>nose ring tells already she's a damaged material
No need to see her political shirt for more info user.

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>star wars
>political shirt
wut

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Sure, she's pretty.
But tattoos and nose ring are red flags. Always look for the red flags, folks.

there is no red flag don't be a fag

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I know its 100% neckbeard to bring it up but I do actually feel that most girls who dress like this/take pictures like this are in it for the (bafflingly now desirable) nerd clout and only have a surface level of knowledge of what they enjoy.

I'm not saying having just a surface level fandom is inherently bad but girls like this I'd say 8 times out of 10 do it for attention.

Forget red flags. That blue box is warning enough. I've never met a whovian that wasn't an insufferable cunt and I say that as a whovian.

Jodelle is legit

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ahem

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I'm assuming you're a fan of follower of this girl so your opinion is probably invalid. Everyone who follows a nerd girl always thinks they'd be perfect nerdy partners.

Jodelle, can you do us all a favor and perform some fucking acting roles instead of shitposting about yourself on Yea Forums? And can you do me a favor and return my calls?

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Is she(?) bigger on the inside?

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Cousins are the easiest relatives to fuck. Just ask her.

what is that picture of?
also, shes not an eskimo you faggot

dilate

Hey bitch, where's Corellia? Where's the corporate sector? You like nuwars movies? You're just a dumb fuck whore who thinks pretending to like retro nerd shit makes you better than other sluts aren't you? You're a fucking joke. At least other whores dress themselves like adults and don't pretend to be anything other than a clueless bimbo looking for big rich dick. By the time you're 32 you're gonna look like a month old steak. The only guys you'll be able yo lock down are pathetic balding beta boys who make less than 60k a year that you'll cheat on with gross old chads with leathery skin in their late 40s. You're gonna have one stupid ugly kid that can't stomach being around you, and when you're 76 in the hospital alone and ravaged they're gonna treat you like a burden and act like they can't wait for you to die. The world has already passed you by you fucking slag, you fucking disease vector. Suck my dick and make wookie noises while you do it because that's the only thing you're good for you corporation worhsipping cum dumpster. Fuck you.

>saying dilate to someone who says shes no eskimo

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have sex

I think she's either a complete idiot (Star Wars is shit.) or a tryhard attention whore. (Because she knows guys generally like Star Wars.) So, not good.

>nose ring
>faux retro Star Wars shirt

I would smile politely at her, wonder why she dressed so casually for a first, and tolerate her until she started talking about how the Force was female. Then I would probably excuse myself to the bathroom and never come back or get a friend to fake an emergency call.

Wow what a lewd little pitslut

Say that it goes well with her hair. And use watching star wars as an excuse to get her alone.

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My last date wore a gwar shirt(with slime ooze staines) and was hispanic. Apparently Mexicans love some metal bands

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Also piss in my mouth

that's any woman about anything in general to be honest

I'd be more concerned about the degenerate nose ring. Besides that, I'd tell her to fuck off and come back when she has a Godzilla t-shirt

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Probably don't really care, especially if it's Jodelle wearing the shirt. I might care if I was really trying to impress her and took her to some expensive steakhouse or some other restaurant.

>thinking a dumb bitch like this would actually care about the movie

Look under any post by a metal page and see a million "COME TO BRASIL"

She doesn't have to care, brainlet. She only has to agree to watch it with me.

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Don't use social media but I would assume so

how does cuddling with someone you loves you feel?

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If she looked like that, she wouldn’t be wearing it long.

She’s cute but she isn’t or something

>ywn be that unicorn

>my date has wrinkles
Yeah thats a pump'n'dump for me

>Thread about a nobody on Instagram has +100 replies
The state of Yea Forums

Why are Jodelle threads always protected by jannies?

Jodelle is obviously a janny.

She looks like she'll fuck anyone.
Black guys, white guys, fat mexican guys, everything as long as it has a dick

I wouldn't doubt it.
Her mom was like that or she wouldn't look like that.

>she looks like she'd fuck fat mexican guys
This is the most accurate description of her I've ever seen.

Buy some anal lube on the way back to her place.

It's fine when we're in bed and accompanied with a collar and leash, but otherwise its embarrassing for everyday use.

guess I can cancel my res at La Bellique

Time for a le quirky boho date at Taco Bell followed by cheap dirty anal in the car afterwards

when will I find the true love I'm searching for?

that she's a tryhard with no sense of style

Nostril piercings are v. sxc

Septum piercings are disgusting

fat people are easier to catch though

>hispanic
>"Brasil"
based retard

The shoddy caked-on make-up?
Yeah. I wouldn't be too pleased about that.

i only remember what it's absence feel like fren

>Pretend

>makes wild assumptions about a well known nerd
>calls himself based
You're a single child, aren't you?

She's pure

How many red flags can you squeeze into one photo?

>Wearing 4's scarf
Absolutely based

Animal onesies are mainstream dickhead.

>her
You don't have to pretend here, user.

I love this meme

>I'm sorry user but before I have my first time with you, I have to tell you something.. I h-have puffy nipples I really hope you don't find me disgusting now >_

Fuck you, asshole.

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user wasn't talking about your mom.

That's an anime onesie

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she'll swallow

is she a dyke?

I miss her being on tv

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She has a new film comming out and you get to watch a new interview with her if you buy the upcomming Silent Hill collectors edition

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Eww puffy nipples.

>She has a new film comming out
nice
>you get to watch a new interview with her if you buy the upcomming Silent Hill collectors edition
or I can just wait till someone torrents it

Is there solidarity in knowing we all want to cuddle Jodelle or does anyone think "fuck i wanted to be the only one"

>not sure if there is makeup
the absolute state of men

She reminds me of the babe

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All women wear makeup when they leave the house or if they are expecting company

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user women clearly have black eyelids naturally, what are you on about

Why isn't she being cast?

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She rejects the casting couch.

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How can she swallow when the cum is already in her asshole

DELET THIS

I've literally never seen her in my life other than Yea Forums threads and I miss her. I normally have nothing but disdain for all you waifu redditors. I'm scared, is this the end for me ?

W-whats that key for ?

It's for the asshole and pussy discount

What did he mean by this ?

wtf I don't hate bullrings anymore

>waifu redditors
>redditors
That's a bit harsh, user. I've never been there in my life, why would you say such a thing?

He means he's a kissless virgin who's always thinking of sex, and he doesn't yet know that that is why people shun him.

>wojak poster
>reddit spacing
Cringe and yikespilled for me.

>W-whats that key for ?
My heart

I'd be disappointed it isn't from the Prequels. That way i'd be sure she appreciates kino.

Pretty good. Gives us something to talk about.

I’d think, “Ehhhh, I can do better.”

Not because she likes SW, but because she isn’t attractive and she dresses pretty ratty for a date.

If it's Jodelle then fine, I put up with cringier stuff from family and friends because I love them.

>he thinks he's better than someone who wears a tshirt
Why are you here? Wouldn't Twitter or Intsafag be more your speed?

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Among all the different subhumans that inhabit these boards, the furries and traps and cucks and everyone inbetween, I honestly find people who fanboy over e-celeb literal whos and shoehorn them in to conversation, or post their pictures like the sad fucks they are as the worst type of person.

>e-celeb
Here's your (You)

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>cums only once

>e-celeb
She's not even that famous...

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I would never go out with a girl with a nose ring

>I took it out for our date, user.

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I don't like people who wear a shirt that literally says STAR WARS on it, like they are some kind of Star Wars fan. A real Star Wars fan wouldn't do that.

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oh ok cool but never put it back

It's bad manners to hold up the line

I wish septum piercings would hurry up and go out of fashion. Garbage. Nothing turns me off faster.

>Septum piercing
No thanks I'd rather stay a virgin

That’s why it’s pathetic to obsess over her

Fuuug
She has amazing hair

I have never met an emotionally stable person with a pierced septum.

Pasta?

>middle name Micah
>turns out she's Jewish
Quelle surprise.

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That’s because your main sample consists of female personalities on the internet, not female nerds IRL

She's not looking for commitment

I have never met an emotionally stable woman, So what's the problem?

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wheres the fun in dating an emotionally stable woman

>I would never go out with a girl
ftfy

I said literal who right after you dumbass

>I h-have puffy nipples
brb, buying a ring to propose

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the warmth of her body pressed up against you
the smell of her strawberry and vanilla shampoo floods your senses
the feel of her milky skin against your fingers
the taste of her soft lips
it's heaven

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It's from Coraline. She is also wearing the character's hair clip

OBSESSED
B
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because it looks trashy as fuck.

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>How do you feel about this?

Like whatever I chose to talk about, anything having to do with Star Wars should be off the list entirely.

>hipster gut hider suit
dropped
>dumb instagram raft
double dropped
>upper thigh tattoo
hat trick dropped never to be picked up again.

Says the raccoon.

Literally no man has ever been like, 'Oh, some gorgeous chick with huge tits loves Star Wars? That's a pass!"

How does recognising Jewish names equate with being obsessed?

Welcome to 4channel.

She already has the dress

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She ugly

>huge tits

Does recognising German, Swedish, British and French names make me obsessed as well?

yes

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The shirt is fine but I'd literally not talk to her over the stupid fucking septum piercing. This awful meme needs to end now.

Not a fan of the nose ring but she is really fucking cute. God why will i never be able to date a cute girl

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>claims to recognise non Jewish names
>never points out non Jewish names
Oh, you're right, user. It must be some kind of Jewish conspiracy, lmfao.

Ask her something a real female star wars fan would know, like if she liked the part where carrie solo marries darth mr big.

i probably don't show much interest and never talk to her again after

>The shirt is fine but I'd literally not talk to her over the stupid fucking septum piercing. This awful meme needs to end now

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"I made this for you, you can have this and my virginity"

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>have sex, incel

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What reason would there be to point out non-jews?

I thought you switched from this retarded fedora shit to soijak, reddit?

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Case proven. Shut the goyim down.

>Calling her Jewish
May as well call her British

>y..youre just a redditor
Cringe. Did the picture really strike a nerve that hard?

needs some more work but there's a lot of potential.

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>all these anons acting like they wouldn't even give her the time of day
Why? We all know in reality if she even gave you an ounce of attention you faggots would probably start orbiting her for years, before you finally make your desperate attempt to get with her, fail miraculously, only to finally go and make sob threads on /r9k/

>reddit roastie absolutely SEETHING that Chads like me give her a hard pass over her cow ring
Yikes, sounds like I really struck a nerve. Have kids, sweetie.

She works out

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>seething so hard you have to literally steal my posta contents
Lmao. Just lmao

That's a lot of cope.

>literally SEETHING irl
Oof! Where your kids at?

Yes i know this thread is full of anons coping that they will never have a girl love them, much less an actually cute girl. Hence all the "well i wouldnt even look at her twice anyways" posts.

>so flustered he is now repeating himself
Just stop user this is embarrassing at this point

Projection: The Post
Yikes. Back to /r9k/, this is Chad board.

Awww. Have you taken your birth control pills and antidepressants today, sweetie? You seem a little unbalanced.

I wanna marry Jodelle!

smells like period blood ITT

>this is a chad board
>the board where "IM SO FUCKING LONELY" originated is chad
Not that user but i wouldnt be so sure about that. The only thing that other user got wrong was that the threads would be posted on /r9k/. They would most likely be posted here as a matter of fact. Something along the lines of "films where the main character gets rejected by the love of his life after 3 years."

I literally could not care less about any media another person consumes.

Everything other than fighting and fucking is a distraction from our inevitable doom as a living organism.

I don't even mind nose rings. But hers looks ugly as fuck. It's like she laughed while eating spaghetti and one went out her nose.

Only 68 images in this thread

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They all look like that bromato

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>this dyke waifu thread has been up for 9 hours

I'm not sure that's the message he wished to convey, my transexual friend.

Waifushitters are usually normies. I just don't want to get infected with this sickness and stop being Stone Cold Steve Autism

>normies
please leave

>strawberry and vanilla
yuck

More like your chastity cage sweaty ;)

I tell her how garbage star wars is and how she is just a trendy cunt who probably never seen any of the shitty movies.

>dating a girl with a nose ring
Id rip that shit out before anything else.

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Yes, the locking mechanism is in the shape of a heart.

based

Kill yourself if you get a chance, redditnigger

Haha would't that be crazy if she locked you up to prove you love her and only HER

Haha, crazy, yes.
I'm so lonely I'd even take abuse over nothing

LOL the hilarious thing about short women with pretty faces and I mean short women 5"0-5"5. They like any other woman is trying to attract chad. But the 10/10 chad of their dream will NEVER be with them even if he attracted to small petite girls because she is midget size. Nature is truly the biggest troll around.

>They ... is
This site isn't for you, Jamal.

UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY

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>actually feeling lonliness
Do people really do this ? I suppose technically there's no underlying difference in realising that the market is stacked against me with respect to finding a stable woman with which to raise children in an optimal environment, and actually emotionally "feeling" lonliness

Have sex

>brown eyes
I’m out

don't you have a patreon to support mr cuck intellegentsia

what's wrong with her tits? why are they all lumpy and weird

>passing the third grade means you're a member of the intelligentsia
They can't institute the posting IQ test soon enough.

Have coitus

looks like I'll be cumming inside her first date

Yes, user. Every now and then I feel the loneliness, and start to wish for things to change. Then I come to my senses and wonder what caused this, I can only assume it's having to mingle with normalfags in order to earn money.

>rules of acquisition...alriiiight

>the Jodelle thread is still up

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>short women
>5'5"
The average is barely 5'4". It's barely over the half inch mark enough for them to finally declare 5'4" after decades. 5'3" is actually still fine enough to be average. Women are short under 5'3".

WHY DO GIRLS PRETEND TO LIKE STARWARS

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there's not a single heterosexual male that dislikes short women

Glad I didn't book a restaurant

It's the truth.

>chad=anyone who is more confident and capable than i am

Let me know when you start escorting because I'd like to shoot my load in your mouth!!!FACT!!!

ask to lick her armpit

based FACTposter

God I wanna fuck that thing. She looks like the type that can't stop talking when sucking dick. Taking it out every 5 seconds going "oh you like that daddy? mmm yeah I'm a real slut right? You like when I do this don't you big boy?" And then you try to hold her head down so she gets the message but she keeps trying to talk and say shit and does shit like grab my dick and just slap it on her face and her forehead and then you're looking at her like wtf are you doing but she has a big stupid grin on her face and you can tell she thinks this is a 10/10 blowjob when it's really like a 4-6.

isnt she canadian? so first of all, her fashion is already 10-15 years behind what i'm used to seeing anyway. second, what women wear is inconsequential because the goal is to get it all off anyway.

I want topless photos of her damnit!

Really don't get all the hate for the nose ring. It's not like it doesn't just come right out.

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LITERALLY ALL PIERCINGS ARE TRASH ESPECIALLY ONES IN THE CENTER OF UR FUCKIN FACE LMAO

IF YOU WANT TO SIGNAL UR AN EDGY TURBOSLUT JUST USE YOUR WORDS SWEETY

>Really don't get all the hate for the nose ring. It's not like it doesn't just come right out.

Because it's LOW CLASS like tattoos or ear plugs. Might as well put a sign on that says "SKANK!!!"!!!FACT!!!

based

You guys seem upset about things that aren't nose rings, tbph. Here's some cat pics to calm you down.

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I never watched star wars

You're not missing much.

No! Jodelle is NOT for sexual!

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t. GIRL WHO WEARS STARWARS SHIRTS

THE ETERNAL: