It hurts

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Is he ending his channel? Couldn't be bothered with the 40 minute last night.

I mean, did nobody see this coming?
The best for him would be to enter back into college and be a wacky English teacher like he always wanted.

he's on zombie pills and he's gonna try and pursue a relationship with the girl he cheated on sheep with, the same women who is a pedophile degenerate furry.

Apparently Mumkey and another "waah I'm depressed" video. It's too fucking long for me. Did mumkey ever owned up to keeping his fans in the dark over banging a pedophille or did he just blame muh depression again? Also making a edgy satirical school shooter movie just to get back at some boomer who wronged him shouldn't be the "height of my creative career at the time"

Are his old anime reviews just gone forever now?

Somehow that's a better fit than a wholesome Sheep as much as I hate to say it. Don't want it to screw him over in a background check if he ever wants to be a HS teacher.

Wat

>mfw my full actual name is in the credits of that video
Wasn't really worth it, even if I only lent him five dollars. His God/Jesus skits from high school had more comedic flair than that whole video.

Imagine if him and the blond guy from those skits had stayed a duo. They'd honestly be a comedic powerhouse.

Oh it hurts? That sucks. Try being literally anyone else without a tv gig you piece of freak shit. I'd choke you to death if I got your net worth out of it in a single cheque. Hell, half your net worth. Garbage trash snail piece of discard litter yuck yuck boy.

Getting back with that chick seems like a fucking terrible move. I know he's lonely and "in love" but that girl is bad news. Not because of her sexual fetishes or drug use, but because she told a bunch of strangers on the internet about their sex life, how the fuck could Mumkey even trust her now?
I think he needs more alone time so he can learn not to be dependent.

What does she look like?

It was a decent video especially since it was done on a low budget in 4 days. My only problem was that a lot of the jokes and messages felt forced to the point where it felt try-hardish or unfunny. I understand that Mumkey was mad at Derek Savage for being a greedy hypocrite, but there were more subtle ways to get his message across.

This guy literally did nothing wrong.

Why would Mumkey even come back to her after knowing that she fucked a 16 year old boy? Fuck, the fact that she drew cub porn was a big fucking red flag. Is Mumkey that desperate to want a sugar mommy?

Mumkey is the Asterios in double-act that literally has Asterios in it. Now is that a testament to the toxicity of Asterios or was Mumkey always this big of a cunt?

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Can you give me a qrd on what happened to Asterios? I heard somewhere that he got cucked by Maddox.

>zombie pills
Shut the fuck up

Is this where he got his name from?

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People like him just go to show that concerned Christian moms have been right all along. We thought we were just being edgy, we thought we could improvise life, we thought we'd turn out all right. We thought wrong. Righteousness matters.

I suspect Sheepover was his first ever gf, so he might not be that confident in his ability with ladies. I mean Sheepover is a catch but idk how much other experience he's had.

What did he do?

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sauce to video?

>qrd
no job
no sanctions
not counter-suing because lets face it what money does george even have

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Imagine throwing away a cute sheep gf that cooks for you and lets you make online skits in which you pretend to abuse her, just for a furry pedo

No dude no big foul you can't say that, Sheepover made fun of his sex so Mumkey did nothing wrong.

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I looked this person up and I'm genuinely curious now if it's actually a girl.

First for based Erich.

And last.
We all know Florian carries that joke of a podcast.

I do not get this meme, besides that the fat guy right of Dick is disgusting

Can someone give me a quick rundown
All I know is this
>MumkeyJones is an edgy comedy Youtuber who does skits in a monkey mask
>He also runs the Boomer vs Zoomer podcast with Asterios
>Also runs the Is It Kino? podcast (he is a confirmed Yea Forumstard)
>he makes an Elliot Rodger parody
>Youtube nukes him
what happened after?

cheated on his gf with a furry, thats really about it

Who is this and why is his mouth so small? Does he have some kind of deformity?

I have a lot of respect for him for just being honest and genuine about this whole situation. Mumkey if you're lurking this thread, I hope things turn around (but also fucking a pedo furry is sticking your dick in crazy, that shit's nasty).

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>if you're lurking this thread,
>if
C'mon he made the thread. Same as YMS always making threads about himself.

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Fair enough

Asterios is a piece of shit though.

>but that girl is bad news...
>because she told a bunch of strangers on the internet about their sex life...
I'd say the biggest reason she's bad news would be because she can't seem to stick to one dude at the time. First she was "totally" in love with that "kid", then just some time later she was "100%" in love with Mumkey, then she dumps Mumkey for some guy who she's "so in love with" that when he dumps her due to all the drama, she has to check into a hospital or whatever, and then once more back to the monkey boy.
This chick seems like the classic bpd girl who loves every guy she meets, but as soon as they're together it stops.

>Based Austrian selfmade millionaire.

I actually forgot that she had gotten with some new guy straight after hooking up with Mumkey that one weekend.
Once again... why the fuck is Mumkey still giving her the time of day? He's a little crazy but he seems somewhat intelligent? Right??

>Mumkey? Who? I only watch Synthcool

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>Asterios is a piece of shit though.
They're both pieces of shit, and them falling out over Asterios calling Mumkey a Nazi is fucking hilarious. Throughout Boomer vs Zoomer Asterios was always calling people Nazis and Mumkey just nodded along. When it comes to Mumkey being called one he immediately begins crying about how it might fuck up his e-grifting "career".

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That was a joke retard.

Ironic that Mumkey got kicked from the PCP over his friendship with mrmeatman

what's the name of the song cause Shazam doesn't fucking know for some reason

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the pills he's on make him literally not care about anything. he literally can't feel emotional pain anymore. also this are the COMMON side-effects:

Commonly reported side effects of paroxetine include: asthenia, constipation, diarrhea, dizziness, drowsiness, ejaculatory disorder, erectile dysfunction, insomnia, male genital disease, nausea, headache, decreased libido, delayed ejaculation, diaphoresis, and xerostomia. Other side effects include: infection, blurred vision, female genital tract disease, impotence, lack of concentration, orgasm disturbance, tremor, vasodilatation, visual disturbance, anxiety, paresthesia, abnormal dreams, decreased appetite, and yawning. See below for a comprehensive list of adverse effects.

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anti-depressants are a terrible thing. it is the world that is sick, not these patients.

>mumkey's autism gang and furry commentators go after quintonreviews and other fucking boring channels over the most mindnumbing petty events
>they're all afraid to dunk on mumkey for this cringe parade
It's sad to see really

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>MumkeyJones is an edgy comedy Youtuber who does skits in a monkey mask
>his best friend is an alcoholic who's dating an ex-crackwhore
>said best friend gets drunk as fuck and tries to literally kill said crackwhore, who then calls mumkey on her phone so he can "make him stop"
>mumkey doesn't know what to do other than call the police on him
>police arrest the fuck out of him due to overwhelming evidence like blood on the fucking walls
>crackwhore goes full stockholm and starts turning against mumkey for "taking her BF away", starts spreading rumours of him being a sister-fucker and the like
>best friend is convinced it's all a conspiracy by mumkey because there's no way he would ever try to kill the crackwhore
>youtube nukes his channel a month later for elliot rodger content
>somewhere around this time mumkey and his hot, rich mummy GF sheepover have sex
>mumkey seemingly has masculinity issues because his dick is only around 5 inches or something
>mumkey asks sheepover to play with his nipples
>she laughs and says no, says "that's cute."
>mumkey then meets a random fangirl during a boomer vs zoomer liveshow
>they pretty much start fucking instantly because she's a gigantic whore
>turns out she's also a furry and draws diaper artwork
>unbeknownst to mumkey she has also literally fucked a 15 year old and has video of her where she pushes out a giant turd in front of one on the internet
>mumkey is deeply in love with this fangirl because she let's him do weird fetish shit that sheepover won't like light BDSM
>fangirl eventually breaks up with him because "he got to attached and creepy"
>leaks fucking everything to drama youtubers for attention
>now mumkey broke up with sheepover, moved across the country, got a baby kitten and is on heavy anti-depressants
>he's also getting back with the fangirl because she is being INVESTIGATED BY THE FUCKING FBI AND REALLY DESPERATE

"No!"
the beach song

Quads of truth. Mumkey and his fans have always been thinskinned faggots who can dish it out but cannot take it.
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>the pills he's on make him literally not care about anything. he literally can't feel emotional pain anymore
That's how I am naturally. Is that weird?

oh, idk, I'm not weeb like synth

It's weird for normal people, pretty normal for longtime depression or neets. the pills they gave him are mostly to kill anxiety, I'm sure they have pills that make you think you're happy too.

I left a mean comment but I'm outnumbered 1000 to 1 by dicksuckers

did this guy murder someone? torture someone's pet? and why does he even talk about this shit in a youtube video? i mean he sounds right but what the fuck happened

he's a narcissist who cheated on his gf and wants to become a god to his fans again.

he's filled to the brim with drugs is why.

>Has a video of her where she pushes out a giant turd

Sauce?

mr. meatman seems to have it. there's also sex tapes between the two of them.

Funny how people who seem like they have a bit of common sense actually make really dumb mistakes. He should not stay with that furry girl, she just uses him.

I think that he should stay with her and therefore endure his destruction.
Mumkey is the worst kind of failed normie and should die in the gutter.

stopped caring after the "anime" reviews stopped. surprised he cheated on qt sheepover mom gf.

>its naht a pity video
>its ok to hate me
>its ok to make videos on me
>im a comedian and entertainer
>i adopted a kitten
>im on zombie pills now
>i have my own car and house im adulting
>you can do what you want to me
>im not seeking revenge or drama
>no more assburger auction
>sheep did nothing wrong
>asteroids & sriracha good
>mrmeatman misinterpreted my intentions
>i was in love with two people at the same time
>i have mrmeatmans dox
>going to try and make a go of it with liu(the furry pedo)
>its ok if people stop supporting me because of this
>i dont care what people say about me now
>social media bad
>ill get another job if people stop supporting me
>but ill keep making videos i want to make

Overall it comes across as really fake and gay. Tyler is just following the Tati model and looking for that sweet mid-roll revenue. I predict just like the Elliot Rodger well he kept going back to, he'll keep coming back to internet drama because no one cares about his shitty takes on movies or his own "ironically" bad movies.

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Quads speak true

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>EmpLemon and commentary nerds screeching about behind the meme channels and bad reviews of things they like
>mumkey cheats on his gf, and then leaves her, for a cub artist furry pedophile
>makes three videos where he says "these aren't excuses" while listing all his excuses
>spends an entire hour saying how much he DEFINITELY DOESN'T CARE about what people say about him online
>mrmeatman makes a video exposing his activities, mumkey says he'll join him on a podcast, mumkey then bitches out
>makes sure to mention he could've doxed meatman but didn't want to because he's such a nice guy
>even pulls out a cute animal in his latest video, the number 1 tactic of retarded youtubers in trouble in apology videos
>his claimed "abuse of drugs" was him smoking weed sometimes
>avoided his own fans at meetups because "he doesn't like talking to people"

"it's not interesting to cover and he dindu nothing" t. emplemon, turkeytom, and other edgelords

Imagine caring about this nigga. How old is his audience? It seems all very high school like.

I thought EmpLemon turned over a new leaf, he does video essays now(pretty good too)

Like we didn't know emp was a faggot. Everyone but Rusty in this story is a faggot.

Timeline?

>I have the mrmeatman dox but i'm not going to release it because im a good guy
>btw mrmeatman, i know who you are

>Emp and Mumkey don't follow mrmeatman on twitter
>Rusty hasn't been on SOTY in 2 episodes and DOES follow mrmeatman on twitter
probably means nothing, but still based

It's honestly pathetic how much cronyism there is.

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I sent numerous reports about his ban evading channel since I can't ban evade he can't either bitch.

1) He's a pedo with a pedo furry GF
2) He's into ageplay (actual pedo shit)
3) Protected by e-celeb cliques because he dick sucked a ton of people
4) A cheater, a liar and a manipulator
5) His content past the ER stuff is shit and he stole that content from other people

Report his new channel for evasion.

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sauce on that sheepover pic

Also this pathetic weasle makes 3k on patreon doing nothing and still cries.

His income has been rapidly declining so he decided to buy a house. He's a complete retard.

I'm busy reporting Varg

>EmpLemon
Has he stopped making YTP?

Jesus, I don't think anyone is more of a petty faggot than you.
Oh wait, nevermind.

Can I get a rundown on his pedo furry gf
I had no idea about that

This guy basically interviews her and then exposes the fuck out of her and Mumkey;
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Varg isn't on youtube anymore though...

Incel

I hate that he says he loves Liu. I get it, he just lost literally the most perfect girl he'll ever meet. She gave him a house, helped him grow his channel while juggling her own job, made him a website when he lost it all, helped him set up his Twitch channel, and even after he cheated on her by having sex with his mistress on HER BED she still helped him get medicated and psychologically treated and she still talks him. I get that he wants to just have another GF and not feel alone but fuck man I don't buy for a second that he loves Liu. He met her less than a year ago and had sex with her a few times. Yeah, I bet that talk about their feelings and their past but who doesn't eventually do that with a partner. It's the actions that matter and she's already shown that she's not afraid to throw him under the bus. Not to mention that she's a terrible person who committed a felony and should be in prison.

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He loves her because she lets him explore his fetishes. And as we all know, any relationship based on the sex is not going anywhere.