I can change almost anything

Could argue Manhattan doesn't have a grasp of neuroscience, the brain is too complex, he can't control people's thoughts that way

...except that he's able to touch people's heads and view their memories. Seems like he does have telepathy or something close to it.

he wasn't perfect

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He could reconstruct hismself on subatomic level but he couldn't do the same for Rorschah little brain?

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it's a shame most of doomsday clock is retarded political shit instead of moments like this

The same reason god would allow evil to exist or allow his creations free will and then destroy them when they don't do what he wants.

Because that was the first thing he learned to do. It took several months and years to first reassemble. The human mind isn’t easy

Because he didn't want to condemn one of the few 'friends' he had to a fate he considered worse than death. Living a Lie.

His consciousness is not connected to his physical form; his body and the structure of his brain has no bearing on his conciousness. Also it takes him like fucking months or years to build a machine that does what he does on a small scale. Therefore we can assume that he cannot alter brain structure finely enough to tune thought, he probably has no idea exactly how the brain works though he can see the individual neuron activity and is really just used as a wrecking ball in all the canon material.

This always gets me

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Manhattan is a literal God
He is Laplace demon, his conscious exists beyond time and in the plane of Forms.

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So he just makes him explode instead?

Yeah, which is why Watchmen spends so much time explaining how Manhattan is actually not a literal god and how his powers do have limits

reported for being the most douche post I've ever read

>he probably has no idea exactly how the brain works
>doesn't know how the brains work
>still manage to reconstruct his own
Also why would he need a physical form if he isn't attached to it?
Is he just a blue ghost?
Why did he choose humanoid form?

>t. brainlet

So he can dick down thots.

>"I can change almost everything. But I can't change human nature"

>Also why would he need a physical form if he isn't attached to it?
>Is he just a blue ghost?
>Why did he choose humanoid form?
He needs a physical form to interact with the world like a man. Otherwise people cannot see or hear him. He takes the shape of a man because he's not mentally ill. Why he's super buff and blue is a bit of a mystery.

Rorschach begged him to do it

>thinks living a lie is worse than death
>lets the whole world live a lie

He didn't care about anything

If you got to choose how you look, wouldn't you make yourself super buff?

Him not having a gigantic dong speaks volumes about his residual low self esteem

>He takes the shape of a man because he's not mentally ill
r-rude

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It should be obvious he's godlike, nothing can destroy him. Rorschach tried.

Why didn't he change niggers into functional, responsible citizens?

>Yeah, which is why Watchmen spends so much time explaining how Manhattan is actually not a literal god and how his powers do have limits

Or perhaps Dr. Manhattan knew everything all along, just let it happen because he knew it was the way things were supposed to be.

>(((God)))

>killing a very distressed man because he asks you too
Was Dr. Manhattan an autist?

That must be exhausting.

I doubt it. Moderately buff perhaps. He's freakishly huge but the baby face and relaxed attitude is disarming.

As has been stated, his powers have limits.

Rorschach said he was never going to change his mind. Why would Dr M do something that Rorschach wouldn't, why should he be held to a higher standard just because of his god-like omnipotence?

>still manage to reconstruct his own
He didn't. He just made a flesh puppet for his disembodied consciousness, no functioning brain required.

Even god can't do that.

>pic
Does this mean Wonder Woman and Zatanna are naked in some other dimension?

>low self esteem
It speaks volumes about him being self-confident and not wanting to compensate something, you projecting shit

Uhhh he kinda does have a gigantic dong though. It's big enough to wave side to side as he walks, and we only saw it flaccid, he could be a grower too

yes

Zatanna is naked in most dimensions, she only wears clothes here because the police are assholes.

Everyone knows he can change how he looks. He walks around naked, so everyone would see the giant dick, knowing full well he was vain enough to give it to himself. They'd think less of him.

>But I can't change human nature
>What is human nature?
>Has it physical form?
>Like brain?

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>Muh big dick
Stop watching so much porn you dumb amerilard brainlet. Why is it always the Americans who are obsessed with circumcision, big dongs and race?

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Why would she give herself panties but not a bra too

I wonder what Dr Manhattan's dick tastes like

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kinder to kill him than change him
he'd rather be dead than change

This is the worst part about resurrecting Watchmen properties for the shameless cash grab.

>He just made a flesh puppet
>no functioning brain
Attach source for this please

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>always the Americans
>obsessed
look inward, friend.

Probably like a flesh-covered battery

His physical form is disincorporated in the accident. When he returns his thought process precedes his physical form; although he emerges in the cafeteria fully-formed his early skeletal-circulatory system abortive attempts clearly lacked the capacity to support consciousness.

when ozymandiaz zaps him into atoms, he comes right back. it's suggests he no longer relies on a physical vessel to support his mind. he makes one for convenience.

>Why didn't he change Rorschach's brain chemistry?
Beacuse it would be the same way as killing him because Rorschach would become a differnet person

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>he could be a grower too

He literaly can grow his body any size

Did you guys even watched the movie?

Source: The Book of Common Sense.
Dr. Manhattan exists as a disembodied consciousness.
The conciousness of humans exists as the physical processes of brains.
It's impossible to put the disembodied conciousness into a physical brain.
So him creating a brain of himself wouldn't give him a body to control, but instead would be him creating a seprate, independent copy of his conciousness, without the powers.

>I wonder what Dr Manhattan's dick tastes like
like licking a 9V

So where does his conscious exist then?

thread/

>arguing over the science of a fucking comic book story
If your answer is anything other than "because it was written that way" congrats you're a brainlet.

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>The conciousness of humans exists as the physical processes of brains.
>Dr. Manhattan exists as a disembodied consciousness.
>Source: The Book of Common Sense.
You contradict your own logic, mr. book of nonsense

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>So where does his conscious exist then?
That's the ultimate question. Nowhere? Everywhere? Another dimension? He's unique in that his timeline is completely non-linear. Although he started life as a normal man with normal linear time, as Manhattan he experiences his entire lifetime in a non-linear fashion. He still learns things because he is not omniscient. He can bend reality and the only limit seems to be the amount of matter he is actively altering at one time. His physical properties are completely impossible to probe, because Moore just needed a cape for a WMD analogy.

>DUDE TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN
>calls someone a brainlet

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>as Manhattan he experiences his entire lifetime in a non-linear fashion
Actually his whole timeline is pretty much linear and straight as he destroyed all the possible split universes. So it wasn't an accident that made him Manhattn it was himself.
He created himself

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This is post-Watchmen horseshit. Anything after the original novel is obviously a problem. I'm not going to subscribe to whatever they're doing with Manhattan. I think they mis-read the character and really have no idea how to handle him except as magic Superman.

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>at bar
>see this image
>laugh my ass off
>qt walking by smiles at me and asks what's so funny
>show image, have to explain every element of the humor
>she walks away

>tfw they got home

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why didn't dr manhattan change the infinity stones to birds and fly to mordor

The worst part is doing all that and then wasting panels to talk about how evil Putin and Assad are like that even compares to the political commentary of the original Watchmen.

>like that even compares to the political commentary of the original Watchmen

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Proofs that Putin and Assad aren't 'kong?

Zack really can't help himself but music choices aside I think they captured the essence of how terrifying Manhattan is on the battlefield. A literal Titan.

Yeah even with Mark Wahlberg replacing Dr. Manhattan that carries considerably more weight than Black Adam talking about how Assad is bad and not enough is being done about him.

What kind of an AK is that viet guy holding, the gas tube looks strange.

>Browsing Yea Forums in a bar
Fucking idiot

He also started to find it harder and harder to give much of a fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=9v99hclktVA

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>The conciousness of humans exists as the physical processes of brains.
scientific fact
>Dr. Manhattan exists as a disembodied consciousness.
He maintains consciousness without a physical form.

lol jesus

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youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

My dad wouldn't let me watch this show because it was "fag shit", I'm glad to see that he was right.

Heh

Was it autism?

>>show image, have to explain every element of the humor

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Yeah, what kind of incel would do that haha...

It was framed on a wall.

this - it's not enough to be able to piece together lego bricks, when the task is to build entire galaxy out of them (also know the exact position of each star by heart)

Should have said, "a girl that thinks she's hotter than you're"

Wala
In just like that.

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He did, he changed it into pudding

Sks

why is he fighting a bunch of draculas?

I like pudding :)

>wala

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why is this so funny? I actually laughed out loud

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Bet you do u slut wanna eat pudding out of my butthole you dirty jizz genie you whore of Nazareth you come here eat this pudding

Because that'd be crueler than just killing him.

Dr. Manhattan might have been a God tired with humanity that was above normal morality/thought processes but he still had some semblance of empathy. Killing him accomplished his goals and was far less of a violation than brainwashing.

>He maintains consciousness without a physical form.
it's not possible
either he is a ghost - which is a superstitious belief
or some soft sci-fi bullshit like his brains exists in other dimension\coma and this universe is just his dream
either way it's gay

Alternatively he was just autistic and so when R told him to kill him, he compkied

>ʾIn shāʾ Allāh

>even trying
what is wrong with you

Is the Watchmen movie underrated?

I always liked it. Back then I thought Zack Snyder was actually good lol

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>it's not possible
Wow what a revelation you have there.
You are truly the wisest among us.

I've never had rice pudding

literal retards can direct great movies, like if you listen to John Milius it's obvious he is a borderline retard, but Conan still came out a masterpiece somehow

>Adding egg to your Arroz con Leche.
I honestly cannot believe why people do this. It's like those that hate pineapple on their pizza.
If any of you are going to do this recipe, add milk cream or condensed milk to thicken the mix. It also tastes great with the cinnamon added as sticks when mixing the second batch of milk, and cooking the rice with butter.

it's really good

It's just fine for fans of the movie. You can't get people to like it though. Since almost every single superhero has a movie and even though the Watchmen aren't. Normies will find them generic.

Tapioca?

>A girl showed interes in you.
>Laughing, of all the things.
You can still make it. Hang in there.

The whole fucking story is about his weakness being his human emotions.
He killed and let people down because he was a dick. He cheats on his girlfriend with a younger woman. He isn't paying attention to that younger woman while he fucks her.
Superman is perfect and has a really gay weakness. Blueman is even more powerful and his weakness isn't gay. Its the fact he has emotions.

I took the bait didnt I?

everything that is good about it is a source material

everything that was added by Snyder - is lliteral shit

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>Doesn't go to /ck/ on the reg
You should, user. Even if only for the Nigellaposting.

found the micro

I just want to find out where did the authors left his consciousness?

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I don't believe that you can puree a steak

Blue guy's origin story is that his consciousness, residing outside of our world, rebuilt him. Brain is just a re-translator of consciousness in Watchman universe.

>making it sweat when it could be savoury
>being a fat fuck
>every eating desert. Ever.
Amexicans disgust me.

how is being disconsiderate to everybody around him having human emotions? isn't that the opposite?

WTF

which batman was this?

it's a meme you dip

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Fools me once shame on you. Fools me twice I'm gonna kill 4 million Iraqis. The US is a genocidal nations equal in guilt to nazi Germany.

ebin

It's just imagining a try hard retard would do this for a kek. Probably a woman to boot.

cant change human nature kid. thats gods territory.

*tips fedora* nerd

i don't get it

Not the guy you were arguing with but the comics don't really go into detail or make sense for that matter. They say something that the people at the military base were researching the "intrinsic field" that each thing has which keeps it together. Jon's gets removed in the accident so he's all over the place.

kek lost again

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That was fast.

lost it at gps

post more

Thanks for the recipe
No tapioca either

Rejection of superstition is political.

Tapioca is fucking grim

Explain

Many people base their political beliefs off of things """prophets""" said millennial ago. Prophets can't be real because magic isn't real.

Hmmm I understand what you mean. In the case of Dr. Manhattan however he actually can see into the future, so could you really reject what he says?

No the guy you're replying to but Manhattan can only see his own past/present/future and that ability can be fucked with/blocked.

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Holy shit.
This is like seeing the ghost of the man I might have been if I weren't a pathetic shit stuck on this site for more than a decade.
Was a film made? Shit I gotta look this up.

he couldnt change the 'ghost in the machine' as it were

altering your brain chemistry just affects your mood, not your actual true thoughts

It's a Brazilian car ad

How are memories stored? If memories exist then presumably he can rearrange their storage medium to alter them

The OG Watchmen was mostly political shit if you didn't notice.

why does superman hate blueman?

cos alam moore dumb

Blueman is an asshole

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This hit me hard, my eyes are all watery and I feel really compelled to buy a brazilian car like a good goy.

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Yeah I didn't finish watching it before i posted.
I dunno whether to be disappointed or not.
I suppose if this really was a proper production the cast would be hideous and racebent beyond recognition.
Based hues for liking non-ugly things.

KEK

still, punching seems a bit too much

Punching is how Superman solves problems, it's his swiss army knife

underrated

>magic is the scraps of creation
Are all comic books this embarrassing to read?

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Why didn't he just erase his memories.

>computer code
>random errors

cringe

based

>I must perform a deeper analysis
which autist wrote this? i don't remember him ever speaking that way

>Lelshart
>Brain
Lol...you obviously didnt watch the movie.

The new watchmen spin offs have bad writing. Its fan fiction basically.

jesus christ this feels so cringe and wrong. i hate seeing this character written by the hacks at current dc instead of moore. it's like reading a bad fanfic because he even tries to emulate the writing style

Nothing worse than an autist chad. Go neck yourself

this is embarrassing to read, people actually enjoy reading this? sounds like a word salad

Why the fuck would Manhattan go to Mars again?
For fuck sake Mars was just a stoping point he could bear this world anymore but he still clinged to it somehow. The whole point of his ending in watchmen comic is that he fucking dealt with the universe of his and move forward.
>LETS PUT MANHATTAN ON MARS CUZ HE WAS SITTING THERE IN ORIGINAL COMIC WITH A PHOTO HURR DURR ITS A MEME NAW FANS WILL LOVE IT
it looks so fake and far-fetched cringy fan service shit

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Have sex

because it's unexpected. when something unexpected happens we tend to laugh so other people know that nothing bad has happened

Because Rorschach wanted to die. It's like Americans have problem reading even the funny books.

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I think I stopped breathing from laughter, I was seeing spots. Caught me so fucking off guard

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Why didnt he destroy the jews?

we mostly like looking at the pretty pictures.

>Jon (((Ostermann)))

>huhhh.
kek

More importantly, why didn't Manhattan just resurrect all those people and eliminate nuclear weapons?

>I can stop almost all the Soviet nukes

"Nigh-omnipotent" is a fancy way of saying "not omnipotent".

Well he did do the second part

Why not change his brain chemistry so he doesn't want to die? Why not change his mind and physiology into that of a non-evil Ozymandias? Why not do the same for every living human?

is that constantine? they dragged him into this shit too?

All DC bor, your special snowflake favorite character is nothing but capeshit

no he's not, he's a special snowflake like you said

He exists on a quantum level which is why he can manipulate time and matter how he sees fit, when he went into the machine he became as one with the universe.

huh?

They really missed a good opportunity to play that Eiffel 65 song "I'm blue (aba dee aba die)". Ah, well. Maybe in the tv series.

youtube.com/watch?v=UXKQ6t0UPdU

Rorschach didn't want to die but he wouldn't comprise his morals and was going to expose Ozymandias even though his plan was sound so he realised that the only option was for Dr Manhattan to destroy him.

How can something so structural complex as a human neocortex can exist on such low simple scale?

Could have just erased his memories

it's science bro. i fucking love science!

He looks like he's hanging about 5" flaccid, so we know he's at least that big.

i just had the biggest laughing fit of my life

It's not something he would have considered worthwhile.

>neocortex
i google this shit and here's what the wiki article had to say about it
>The neocortex, also called the neopallium and isocortex, is the part of the mammalian brain involved in higher-order brain functions such as sensory perception, cognition, generation of motor commands,[1] spatial reasoning and language.[2]
from the description of its functions it sounds like this is something only humans have. but the article says it's "part of the mammalian brain", implying other mammals have it too. what other animals have this neocortex thing? chimps and dolphins? what functions does it perform in their case?

He's over 6" flaccid

This one is particularly trying to be intelligent and ends up being embarrassing. They scream at you that you’re reading high art and then they have a scene with batman in it.

>he didn't artificially enlarge his original penis so that means he has low self esteem
jesus christ the absolute morons who post on this board. if anything it means the opposoite. fucking hell you people are so stupid

the universe is pretty structurally complex. Manhattan doesn't automatically understand the limits of his own powers, he becomes more powerful and detached as time goes on, his humanity and the fact he still operates for all intents and purposes like a man is what holds him back.

He's not a man anymore but he isn't able to immediately transition to what he is because he's used to being a man.

no, not all but a lot of them

>chimps and dolphins?
among other things
>what functions does it perform in their case?
different
mostly social \ sexual behaviour
humans are the only species that use it for non-biological means such as art, math, sitting of Yea Forums and sperging about abstract things that don't matter like this thread

I'd say he's fucking based though.

>Also why would he need a physical form if he isn't attached to it?
>Is he just a blue ghost?
>Why did he choose humanoid form?
Makes interaction with other people easier. Also he still has his old memories and a little bit of his humanity

except octopus alien

>can rebuild himself atom by atom
>can make multiple copies himself
>disintegrates and gets rebuilt instantly
did he really die to superman's punch? how?

you do know the terms “Grower” and “Shower” right?
Also
>movie

supermans going to punch him like really super hard

Superman and goku have the most balls to wall insanely retarded power levels in fiction. It essentially boils down to “introduce villain stronger than them” through poor writing all of a sudden they get stronger enough to defeat said villain ad infitum and absurdium

>A literal Titan

Humans > Titans

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Superman can somehow re-emerge in any point of his timeline. Manhattan tried to alter timelines in order to make superman not appear at all but superman still emerge and fucks him up. No matter what he does. He is just a deus ex of DC uni.

Funny thing that Manhattan is the oppposite of Superman
His timeline in determined and unchangeable so Manhatten even being omnipowered and knowing it can't change his destiny
While Superman though unaware of it still can bend his destiny or make the universe bend for him

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Because bad writing would be the only logical answer unless he intentionally destroyed himself.
Superman couldn't kill him, he doesn't have any powers that could do that whereas Manhattan could kill Superman in the same way he killed Rorschach by instantly deconstructing him at the atomic level.

Manhattan is basically Infinity Gauntlet Thanos 24/7.

thanks for the spoiler asshole

Yea Forums wins again

nah, his super atomic bonds would resist against manhattan's deconstruction magic

It's like a month old you fucking gimp, it was before Armin ate Berthold and became the colossal titan and we found out Eren's dad's backstory

>fake tits
Jesus Christ she's HOT

asshole

It's fine, Beast Titan and Colossal Titan both survive

perform sexual intercourse

fucking weebs get the fuck out of this thread reeeee

So who's the highest powerlevel in all of DC?

Doing that is the same as killing him, perhaps crueler.

Joker, but only when things are going well

Batman with ample pre-time

>Explaining humor from Yea Forums

This is some advanced autism

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*prep-time

Grant Morrison

The Judeo-Christian God

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Is this considered intelligent or "deep"?

Just badly written.

pseud

>it’s not magic because I call it not magic

Not intelligent, but clever. A justifiable explanation for "magic" in a setting where Manhattan proves that magic cannot be

Hey that’s also me but I only gain like 2 inches when errect so it’s somewhat disappointing

Good eye.
Ignore this dingus:
It's a Zastava M70 I think.

Because she was drawn naked and then the parties were superimposed

That's why i hate characters like him having too much presence.
He should've been just a mention for most of the story only to appear to say some deep shit and do some deus ex mambo jambo and then fuck off
Comedian roasted this faggot with a single line and he was damn right about him.

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These are some nice schabowe

>everything that is good about it is a source material
>everything that was added by (...) - is lliteral shit

Rule number one when it comes to (comic) adaptations. It's true literally 9 times out of 10. That being said, Watchmen is still one of the best comic book movies ever made.

real human bean...

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this is why no one invites him to parties

>pseudo-intellectuals think this isn't good writing

You know that rice pudding is something that's not even originated from the American continent, right? From India to Western Europe and other nations, you have a lot of cultural rice puddings, even Northern Europe

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He would have to change his personality so much that the result would have nothing to do with the original Rorschach. Might as well kill him instead of creating a flesh doll with the same outer appearance.

That and he stated that he can't change human nature.

because we were shown the universe where he didnt, besides how do we know that it would have made things better? maybe something even worse happens because of that.

When you're omnipotent, can't is short for can't be bothered

He is not omnipotent. That's stated over and over again.

He can control matter, energy and space, ergo he is omnipotent, or at least potentially so with his only limits being his human experience limiting his perception of his power

>his human experience

Fuck off, retarded tranny faggot

Why didn't everyone in the watchmen universe recreate the steps it took for him to become Dr. Manhattan and everyone would be godlike?

What's this physique called ?

Wee see him make people explode on a molecular level, deconstruct tanks and reassemble himself after many tries and failures. Guy can't even change the future. His power has limits.

because people are afraid of death and nobody understand quantum mechanics.
Im not sure if even Dr. Manhattan himself knows how it happened.

this lmao

That's the point though, Manhattan would normally be a godlike being shrouded in mystery, appearing sparingly to show us glimpses of his epic power. But by focusing on him and even having him become a narrator at parts, you realise he is just another all-powerful superhero who doesn't know what to do with his power. Despite being immortal and unbeatable, Manhattan loses because of his carelessness and inability to understand human emotion and conscience.

Ancient greeks thought largepenises were comical animalistic and not aesthetically pleasing you shitfeast

>trying to explain esoteric memes to someone you've never met before
lmao thanks for the story user, we appreciate it

Because he doesn't appreciate or understand any value in life. Think of the scene where the gangsters draw their guns in the bar and he makes them explode into blood and guts all over the other people. He could have made their guns disappear, or make them fall asleep, or give them heart attacks, but he chooses to simply and utterly destroy them because that's how insignificant it all is to him. The Comedian and Rorschach both point this out, essentially it's summarised with "If you cared from the start none of this would have happened"

Olympian

>His power has limits

He is limited in using his power because he lacks the creativity and understanding to fully harness it. His power / potential is limitless

I don't get it, why is Steve Jobs Ligma Balls?

lol stupid

>Big enough to wave side to side as he walks
>Gigantic dong
Holy kek you Korean posters are a riot

>hurr le funny man say funny fing about bloo man
>hurr he funny he must bee rite

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>such as art, math, sitting of Yea Forums and sperging about abstract things that don't matter like this thread
But all of those things are for social interaction and/or sex.

>sweat

Based retard

>attack on cringe

No, why don’t you actually read the source material.

Here are his limits
1. He can’t always see the future, he can only see his own future because he experiences future, past and present simultaneously. He can’t even do that perfectly as explained in the last scene of watchmen where ozy kept him from finding out his plan for most of the comic.

2. He cannot travel through time, and anyone from his universe that could, would be able to kill him by going back in time before he had powers and killing him.
3. He admits that if there was nuclear war he would not be able to stop all of the missiles and it would still be a catastrophe for both sides.

This whole “he is le omnipotent god” meme was started by low IQ retards who never read the book and didn’t understand even the movie. Not understanding the movie I get because there’s not nearly as much detail but even In that he claims he isn’t a god or omnipotent. He’s just a super hero in a universe with seemingly no other super heroes.

The translation is actually Attack Titan, which is the name of the type of titan the main character becomes.

So the proper joke would be Cringe on Titan

You deserve to get ligma

Ligma isn't even lethal anymore.

Actually science isn’t even close to proving that consciousness is entirely in your brain.

We don’t even understand how Tylenol works let alone consciousness.

The latest discovery is that we have a second "brain" in our gut flora.

What part of almost do you not understand?

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