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If I die,
In this world,
Who will know,
Something of me,
I am lost,
There's no trace,
Of my yearning....
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Liam Cooper
Julian Scott
>tfw shin is literally you
ITT: Times you've acted like shin godzilla
Isaac Green
When I pass kidney stones I always think of those humanoid figures coming out of Godzilla’s tail
Christian Bell
The composer for this movie cut corners. He cannibalized his soundtrack for Evangelion instead of composing a wholly original score.
Robert Jackson
>He cannibalized his soundtrack for Evangelion
The Director cannibalized Evangelion in a first place.
Carson Clark
>Trying to eat lunch in the cafeteria
>Teeth are too fucked up to chew without food coming out of my mouth
Oh man... he's just like me!
Isaac Scott
>be me
>just wanna come on shore and have fun like all the other school kids
>flail around spastically destroying everyone's property and invading their personal space
>get bullied by the Japanese Government
>try to stand up for myself
>get scared and run and hide in the ocean
>Come back to school as a teenager
>be really stiff and disengaged from social interactions
>The Japanese government feeds me drugs(anime) to hamper my success in life
Josiah Gonzalez
Easton Baker
AAAAH I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY GODDAMIT
Hudson Jenkins
Mason Foster
Why is Kamata-kun so kawaii
Levi Thompson
when he got injected with so much cum he couldn't move
Noah Price
Cute
Charles Ward
Why is everyone talking about Shin Godzilla these days ?
Not that I'm complaining, it was a great movie.
Xavier Adams
Ahem
Hiromi-chan >>> Defence Minister MILF >>>>> US bitch
Jacob Torres
Jordan Ortiz
Probably a combination of King of the Monsters being fairly recently, and Evangelion hitting Netflix.
Brody Garcia
>Be me
>7th grade in Canada
>I have diabetes so I can't eat much other than greens
>Heading into class on the day of a big project
>See crush bent over in short shorts working on a model city
>instantboner.jpg
>Suddenly need to pee too but I don't want everyone to see my erection
>class is about to start but boner still hasn't gone away
>Get up to go jack off in the bathroom and relieve myself
>Try to hide it with a book
>American exchange student notices
>As I'm exiting the row of desks he pulls my pants down and his friend slaps the back of my head
>Everyone turns and looks to see my boner
>They start pointing and laughing
>Too embarrassed to think, I start letting out a rancid veggie fart causing everyone to start violently retching and coughing
>I then lose control of my bladder
>My dark diabetic asparagus piss starts to spray out of my erect cock like its a firehose
>It hits the American and his friend in the face
>I start to around to head out of the room but as I turn my piss stream douses more and more of the class
>It hits my crush's paper mache city, instantly reducing it to a wet and crumpled mass before dousing another student's RC helicopter and short circuiting it
>My stream finally runs dry
>I take five steps towards to door before falling into a diabetic coma
Mason Reed
This got so many laughs in the theater at the screening of Shin G I went to.
Noah Carter
You telling me it was filled with boomers who remember old Bond movies?
Luis Jenkins
Bond or Eva, I'm leaning more toward the latter though. Whatever it was, people instantly recognized it.
Asher King
Gabriel Hall
And that's a good thing.
Isaiah Hill
We need more babyzilla
Nolan James
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Isaac Diaz