Romans, lend me your tendies

ah-bloo-bloo

No

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the eternal germ strikes again

Meet the Spartans

Gladiator

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for me, it's Spartacus

I Claudius

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cleopatra

Ave Caesar! The profligates of /his/ will know Caesar's wrath shortly.

Caligula

man there was this rome movie that came out in either the 60's or 70's and the only part I can ever remember about it was some general guy commanding all of Germania's roman forces. It was long before gladiator and the movie was kino as fuck but I can't remember the name.

Was it called The Fall of the Roman Empire?

Yea that was it, kino as fuck

My nigga.

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Why are there zero fucking movies sent in the crisis of the 3rd century? You've got a million crazy things happening, constant civil wars, invasions, entire chunks of the empire broken off. But no we need yet another movie about the fucking Julio-Claudians.

either King of Kings or maybe Jesus of Nazereth has a great scene of romans massacring jews, they use scorpions and everything

Nobody wants to see the slow death of the empire.

OK, glad to be of help!

*Clavdivs

Rome miniseries on HBO

>name synonymous to extreme complexity and cutthroat politics
>gigantic bureaucratic disaster
>term in the military sense means complete fracturing of leadership
>the western version of the Chinese Court
>civil wars every 5 milliseconds
>God emperors with their own private viking armies, with pretenders getting castrated, blinded and tortured
>multiple epic religious civil wars spanning its entire history
>attacked from every side
>still survived a thousand years anyway
Why the FUCK have the Eastern Romans been ignored for so long? If normies love AGOT for drama and twists, they would love this

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because the continuation of the eastern roman empire strikes at the very myth that western europe is the true successor of the roman/hellenic heritage. To acknowledge the eastern roman empires continuation in a mainstream fashion would be to require a complete rewriting of our modern myths or common understanding of history. Even so the eastern roman empire has seen a pretty big leap in interest in the past fifty years

hope it will be as indepth about debt and tax like LOTR
youtube.com/watch?v=yH5ccW1_DUg

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