What is the most accurate portrayal of a woman in television and/or film?

What is the most accurate portrayal of a woman in television and/or film?

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Sharon Stone in Casino

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Came here to post this

kek what movie is this from?

Thank god my dick is considered average at 5" and not small. Dogged a huge bullet.

I knew since I was 4 having a small dick was not good and based my life around it.

I planned suicide by 21.

How is there no dick growth medicine in 2019.
I guarantee there will still be no dick growth legit by 2088. All dicklets must suffer

Bro...

Looks like Sex and the City, probably the TV show

If everyone had a big dick no on would have a big dick.

LAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOK AT DIS D00D

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>tfw bonepressed 6”
>tfw 230lbs at 6’1” so the visible dick is like 5” at best
>tfw upwards curve making it look even smaller
I really need to become rich or I’ll die alone...

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Sex and the City. Season 2, I think.

it exists but it doesn't work past puberty, can't remember what it involves but if i have a son i'll move heaven and earth so he doesn't have that to worry about

I mean it kinda sucks but it's not the end of the world, man

4-5 inches is fine according to this episode. This dude had 2 inches erect.

The only good thing about having a small dick is you learn early that no woman will ever care about you as a person and it's only ever surface level.

Dyke needs a dicking desu

Based Roasties saving Averagelets!

>4.5 inches BONE PRESSED
why did god do this to me

You can get dick weights to stretch your shaft out user

God women are so fucking stupid bros
I hate every single one of them except the one sleeping next to me right now, she's ok

>huge bullet
apparently not

4 inches is all that needed to hit the prostate my dudes
everything after that is psychological

Same boat except 6,6” and 5” bone pressed. Not even girthy.

Im a virgin at 27 out of dick fear. Fuck this gay earth.

kino to the rescue!

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>4 inches hard
>have phimosis
>doctor refused to cut me cause it’s so small it could get infected

Yes I’ve accepted all die alone and never enjoy sex.

But that's stupid, because they're not merely being measured against other dicks. It's like saying "if all the lights are on the house is dark".

How does this change anything? Women are thinking about it in the same way as dicklets through psychology.

>I am unable to refuse sex for reasons
Wat

>women
read that user's post again, friend

my condolences, I've also accepted my lot.

Why is she talking about me

>Women are allowed to expect men to have big dicks
>Men aren't allowed to expect women to have tight vaginas

>6’6”
Damn, it’d look tiny on you. I’m about 5.5” or so in girth. Personally, I always go back to a story. My dad had a German friend and a local one. My dad has an average or so dick from what I gather. All the years seeing him in his underpants, being fairly fit and stuff, I think he’s in that area, maybe a bit more. Said German friend had a gigantic cock. The local friend had a “small dick”, which ain’t a micropeen, but apparently it’s “smaller than average”. Due to embarrassment, he’d avoid taking showers with him. I’d known said guys my whole life, and when I heard this story, it changed my whole perception of them.

I guess, what I’m saying user, is that we should be grateful they’re in the average ballpark. Alain Delon didn’t have a monsterdong.

I read the post, he's saying it's all in men's heads, but this psychological mindfuckery in our cultures about dick size affects women too. (And that's okay, men like big nice tits, everyone is kind of superficial)

Skylar White and her sister

MatPat’s wife Stephanie in GTLive.

This girl i used to mess around with from time to time was hinting that my dick was small while i fucked her then the one day i mentioned that maybe her pussy is just too wide i never heard from her again bitches love talking shit but cant take it

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>this whole thread
Stop watching porn and date actual women, retards

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No

Been there. Done that. Last time I showed a woman my penis she laughed and said no thanks. Before that another girl was nice enough to let me penetrate her but after about 5 minutes she said she was tired.

post the one where she dates a manlet

the key difference is that, and I know I'm going to get meme'd for this, men who bottom aren't women
there is a real, tangible bullseye that makes the experience enjoyable for the guy who is receiving and hitting places other than that are drastically more prone to causing the reverse effect than compared to missing the mark in a woman's snatch

you're really, really stupid huh

>blah blah blah muh objectification

The biggest meme porn ever placed in an incel's head is that women actually want cocks to be huge.

>men who bottom aren't women there is a real, tangible bullseye
You put a lot of thought into this and I'm not memeing you but wtf does this mean?
Maybe? But you're delusional if you think little schlongs aren't a dealbreaker to lots of women

They don't want little dicks either, dumbass. And porn didn't invent women liking big cocks

>You put a lot of thought into this and I'm not memeing you but wtf does this mean?
means hitting the cervix.

i'm 5.5" and i can do this and women are satisfied as fuck. dicklets don't despair.

Huge? No. Larger and thicker than above-average? Yes.

>making shit up

>men who bottom aren't women
I got the gist of it, just confused about that passage. 5.5 isn't a dicklet

>Every Woman happily fucks every random guy that ask them in the street.
At no point in history that has been true or ever will be.
Why do women lie so much bros?.

>5.5 isn't a dicklet

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Most women can't fit more than 4 inches in their vaginas. Average length is fine.

Girth is indeed something most women will find important, though.

>Average
This is about dicklets, not incels that think their six inch cock is tiny because of deformed porn stars

The erogenous zone of the dude bottoming is known and defined: his prostate. You can unfailingly point to its exact location on any diagram of the male body. A woman's internal pleasure centers are much more varied between each individual.

They want huge cocks only on a psychological level really. It's more like a troohy, but they still often "want" bigger than they can even comfortably handle.

I know this because I'm in the rare position of being a lengthlet with girth. I'm only 6" long but genuine 6" girth. They'll physically often tap out (because I have trouble cumming) and be sore (yes they're wet enough etc) even though they practically called me a dicklet. It doesn't help that I'm 6'3 and 130kg, so it really does look tiny. How it looks is actually all that matters and length is volumetrically cheaper than girth.

i love when people try to console you by saying, user women dont even care about length it's girth that matters!

great so i can obsess over that

if you have an average or below average dick just don't fuck or try to settle down with a size queen. it's that easy. i am either average or possibly below, (never measured), slept with i think between 25-33 or so, (lots of hazy moments with booze and drugs), and of them only 4 were size queens.
>GTFO normie/lying incel
Women's brains and sexuality operate differently. Obviously there are the vapid sluts that are convinced only giant cocks can satisfy them, (hence the birth of "big dick energy"), but those are hollow women you don't want anything to do with. Despite what /pol/ tells you there are actually good women out there.
Make yourself physically, emotionally, and professionally attractive. Learn how a woman's body and mind works. And look for them in a place that isn't a fucking bar on the weekend.
If you're a fat fuck that can't even see an inch or two of your dick than yeah you're going to be a failure when it comes to women.

They can't differentiate their fantasies from real life.

in this episode the guy she's referring to had a micropenis. she uses a baby carrot as an example.

Kek

What's the problem here? They can complain about our faults the same way we can complain about theirs.

>Why? Why does she have to be ugly? I really like her.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!

all this useless advice to brag about your partner number

not much can be done to change your dick size so its not really comparable

I'm gay(not sure if that matters, I just like saying it) but I only like 7 inch dicks ramming into me.

how am i bragging? we're anonymous
the first size queen i was with was the 3rd girl i ever slept with and it was soul crushing and fucked me up for a while. took me a while to get back out there and experience more and realize most of them aren't like that.
i'm just trying to give a positive outlook to my Yea Forums friends because i understand the fear and confidence issues it instills. especially since we all watch so much fucking porn

Anyone else notice the recent influx of women hating threads? I'm pretty sure I've seen this exact thread four times within the past 24 hours.

evolution says they are being measured against other dicks, though. especially in the long run.

Skylar from Breaking Bad

Except you actually can't complain about theirs at all, except on sites like this.
Hillary Clinton's entire campaign focused on Trump having a little dick, but anyone calling her old was a misogynist

ooh roastie is getting so very nice and toastie >:)

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The actual "proper" size queens are actually the most reasonable about it my experience. Like normal girls who want about 7" max would shit on a guy for being 5" and gossip shit to everyone. I've fucked a few genuine size queens and they were actually pretty reasonable about me only being 6" long. I have an entirely unsupported theory that it's because size queens are a little bit more masculine than most women.

I am not consoling you, faggots.

I am consoling myself because my dick is four inches but at least passes the paper roll test.

This, human cocks have actually on average surpassed the physical "standard" for female pleasurw

imagine Greg Gutfeld bringing out a tray of deli meat to Bill Clinton

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This

I was fucking a fat nigger with a musky pussy. I couldn't get fully erect. Im 7 inches but that night was I soft 5. The bitch said "I know you're not hard because I thought you would be bigger". Told the cunt the smell of the room is throwing me off. I think she got the hint because she shit real quick after my comment. I just fucked her missionary instead which is fucking exhausting with her being a land whale. Bitches are real insecure especially when you throw shit right back at them

If you weren't 14 you would know people did that shit all the time

Dogfart.com

i am this guythe reaction i got was never degrading, it was in mood and body language only.
things would be super heavy and exciting and the second she reached down and grabbed my dick and felt it size or she pulled it out of my pants she just stiffened. no laughing or ridicule. no shit talking among our group of friends later. she/they were just like a lamp being unplugged.

>I was fucking a fat nigger with a musky pussy.
Stopped here.

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>she shit real quick
what

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I think the following amateur-shot short film is very relevant to the topic at hand. Sometimes, it is a mystery.

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I meant "Shut up real quick"

>listen to years of men bitching online about Tinder et al.
>assume I'm going to get zero matches
>get matches
>the actual problem is that women expect you to spend weeks massaging their ego with constant messages before they will go on a date with you

I'm stopping after 4-5 messages because women are just so boring but is the online dating world full of men being farmed for attention?

>fucking stinky nigger
>AYO WYTBOI YO DICK SMALL
>Oh yeah? Well you stink you shitty nigger.
>IM FINNA SHIT DEN I SHOW YOU WUT SHIT SMELL LIKE BOI
>came inside her immediately after

If the majority of men had big dicks then women would talk about wanting men with little dicks. Women would brag to their friends about how their man’s micropenis even though his dick was horse level.
Once you realize that what I just said is true you will understand why dick size doesn’t matter even if they say it does. It’s just another small part of the package and women are looking for the entire package, not just the package.

You're disgusting. I came in her mouth actually

Haven't seen this in a while

Olga Kurylenko's character in To the Wonder

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Am I the only dude on here who has a 7.5 inch dick and has fucked 9+ women?

Thanks user, it's been a while since I jerked off to Mia Kirshner.

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I wish I was friends with Julian

how big is your dick anyway? im sure it's not that bad

The Marriage of Maria Braun

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You some sort of fag knowing all this shit about fictional penises in movies made for old sluts 20 years ago?

Nice job user

>>Fuck this gay earth.

You know what to do bro...

We've been having this thread for 15 years.

Its like everything else: you get into something when its not popular or else your shit out of luck. Tinder when it first came out was easy because dumb bitches didnt really know about it but these days theres too many desperate men on it or rather men period. Some moreover that would right swipe(thats the swipe to match right? I dont remember) on every single girl. Damn the internet made shit worst for everyone actually. Even ugly and fat women have egos now it amazes me

Sometimes I honestly don’t know if I’m gay because I’m not not that attractive or I just flat out despise nearly all women

You could also just not be fat

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This is pretty accurate representation of my how my relationship has gone during years 3-5. I can only imagine how this roller coaster will end

The Shield

>Even ugly and fat women have egos now it amazes me

I think that's what is so jarring, the ego of it. I'm running into some really terribly women on this thing. It's like it's ruining their mindset and they're using the interaction in a totally one-sided manner

That's because we all unwrap our presents at the time where it's most difficult to return them. I changed xmas and birthdays into my kids asking for one thing they really want. That way they get their plastic toy, phone or princess bullshit and I get a stress free shopping experience. Fuck conventions and the meaning of Xmas, it's corporate nonsense anyway.

Be the change you want to see in the world. I have an adequate dick and the pussy it fits into, is also to my specifications. So I'm happy in that respect.

>ywn have a ride or die bitch like mara at your side
why even live?

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>tfw big feet but small dick

I've disappointed every woman I've ever dated

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>>the actual problem is that women expect you to spend weeks massaging their ego with constant messages before they will go on a date with you
this desu
They're so hesitant to do anything yet also want you to magically carry a conversation by yourself while you wrench out 6 word replies from them for days at a time, and they're still the flakiest people alive and will cancel on you an hour before you're supposed to meet

Give it time, you'll hate her too.

Yeah, wow, that is, like, EXACTLY what happens to every single woman every single day.

>husband is forced at gunpoint to...'suck'
>spends rest of the show mocking and belittling him for it

What did women mean by this?

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>tfw small dick

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>Anybody that wants to fuck you
Heh....yeah

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having a big dick is useless, because by the time shes found out your dick size shes already committed to fucking.

t. big dick

What did she actually mean by this? Like what is the explanation of the point she is trying to make here?

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This isn’t true at all. I’ve had two girls pretend to get sick and one just laughed and said “uuuh no haha you understand right?”

fpbp

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>>the actual problem is that women expect you to spend weeks massaging their ego with constant messages before they will go on a date with you
This. I'm trapped in that weird place where I've had sex a reasonable number of times and I know I could have more but I just can't be bothered to try anymore. The future is what is already going on now in Japan. I don't want to identify with some faggy online movement but I truly think MGTOW is going to be the wave of the future as men become increasingly tired of women as a whole.

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Soon you will hate her, nothing stands the test of time.

I feel ya user. I’m in the same place

>but I truly think MGTOW is going to be the wave of the future as men become increasingly tired of women as a whole.
No, there's too many blacks/brown men for that to happen.

post of the night

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>I'm trapped in that weird place where I've had sex a reasonable number of times and I know I could have more but I just can't be bothered to try anymore

This. I can't spend time working, pursuing hobbies AND spending most of my waking time messaging some chick back and forth just to get laid, most likely while she just lays there and takes it,

That song is an accurate metaphor.

its hard to make one thing grow without affecting the rest of the body.
they can probably work out a stretchy lab grown shaft segment that can be implanted, but that would still require cutting off the dick then stitching it all back on. Not worth the risk

Kay in The Godfather Part II

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how the fuck does a woman not know how musky their pussy is? where is the self-awareness? my mother is tangy like chic-fil-a garden ranch, but my sister smells like the garbage behind the food lion.

Love them.

It mean they are just waiting for you to fuck up anything to put themselves above you.
Aceveda was boss, then sucked dick so wife went all "I don't need you anymore"

Yup

I liked this movie

It ends in an affair

>my mother is tangy like chic-fil-a garden ranch, but my sister smells like the garbage behind the food lion.

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Laura Palmer

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>mfw 4 inches

this is my biggest fear in life, i was having a nice day until i saw this. fuck you.

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just have someone who's got a bigger dick than you please your wife for you. what's the word for that? i'm blanking. it's, uh, could it be sneed

Why was she such a whore? and why did everyone love her despite it? does that happen in real life?

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Just find yourself a short girl my friend. And if your dick isnt as thin as a pencil most girls wont care. You can just lie and say its 6 inches and no one will know.

I'm 7 inches long and my girth is 5.75 inches mid-shaft and 6" at the base. I have never seen another man's cock outside of porn, where guys are mostly my size or larger. I can't even imagine a dick that is a full two inches shorter than mine which is why I can't believe that's the average. The average has to be something like 6" for fully grown adult men.

Zoz

>How is there no dick growth medicine in 2019.
HGH is prescribed to children who are behind on their growth relative to other children that same age. Obviously, the HGH has the same growth effect on children or teenagers even if they aren't behind their peers.

You could have been taller. You could have had a bigger dick. You could have been stronger physically. But the clock ran out when your growth phase stopped around age 18-20, and the only thing HGH will do for you now is act as an anti-aging hormone in smaller doses, or as the "rich man's steroid" in larger doses.

Women don't really want men with big dicks, they want average sized men with big dick energy.

...

I'm the same height and a little bit bigger than you, just smash short girls and they shouldn't care too much.

nailed it

Lose those fifty pounds of flab and you'll grow at least an inch. The blood flow will be better so your erection will be harder, too.

28years lol

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>long run
heh

posts men will never understand

that's it?

Yikes

Then she cheated on her fiance and became a stripper.

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great that fucking faggot ruined that song for me

Wow... FPBP

Anyone else here has a gf with chronic bladder infection because, I assume, my dick is too long?
Shit sucks

isnt her bladder connected to her eurethra... not her vagina canal?

honestly dont understand why some guys do this. i got a good looking friend, hes white, educated, makes 250-300k a year and hes literally only interested in big black whale nignogs. his sex history literally has no genetic variation, theyre all fucking preciouses.

I guess I'm hitting all the wrong spots.
Not fuckin her little peehole, of course.

Wash your dick Pedro.

I'm glad I stay up for this shit

tell her to get checked for fistula

You cant imagine it because your mind only knows how it feels to have your own one. Mine is similar but im not gonna throw out dimensions on the internet that then becomes an ironic dick swinging contest.

The only view you really have for average is the way girls react to it, and even then it is an unreliable source usually

It doesnt matter what average actually is only that you're above it

Humans evolved to measure them against other dicks. We are a cartoon species when it comes to dicks. Go look up the penis sized of other primates. Theyre all extremely tiny. Gorillas are 2in long. If everyone had a big dick then the largest ones of the big ones would be selected for. That is just how it is with evolution. Otherwise wed have 2in penises just like all our evolutionary relatives.

>Tell a man to write "fuck me on his chest" and do whatever anyone that approaches him says no matter what with a smile on his face
>implying that this is suffering for all women
>women actually do this consciously and willingly without hesitation or regret

What point was she trying to make exactly?

>written by gay dudes
So that's why sex and the city always felt off.

> evolved
yikes

Literally a gay man played by a woman. You're an incel aren't you?
Creator invented a story about gays and let women play those roles.

Make that double. Literally swing every weekend and get laid a different partner most times with a wide range of bodies.
There are small guys involved in the scene too. People here just need to get good, more confident.

>recent
10 years is recent by geological records I guess.

Based fundie

Make sure she pees after sex and drinks a litre of water to hydrate and "flush things out" so to speak. It's common for women to experience cystitis/UTIs from sex, especially if you haven't been together for very long - it should hopefully stop happening after a few months. If you've been together for a year+ and it's still happening then she just might have general bladder issues. She should definitely go to a doctor and be treated whenever this occurs because if left untreated it can become a kidney issue.

hate women so much bros

You're not fucking her peehole. If she's getting them from you, you aren't washing your penis.

Men should piss after sex, too, you know. It's not uncommon to get a UTI.

Best post.

Thanks, will look into it
She does all of those things, drinks this powder, too, runs to the bathroom right after the act etc and we've been together for 3 years now. What bothers me is that it literally never happened in the beginning of the relationship and we fucked like rabbits back then.
Maybe it's me and I have to step up my dick hygiene.

She may actually have herpes and is having pain due to that. True story: her doctor told her she had UTIs all the time and kept prescribing antibiotics, but it was just herpes (mostly internally)

seek help

Ramona Flowers.

>Gorillas are 2in long

Man this data is horseshit. I've heard it before but it's total crap.

Long story short I had to film Gorillas jacking off as part of a research project and some of those things are swinging 8." I seriously don;t know what fucking insecure field-bio went out and found all of the small dicked gorillas for measurement because 2" is certainly not average.

Chimps are pretty small, though. I guess it doesn't matter when they have the muscle density.

I used to get them often a few years back. Sugary drinks can make it much more common, and thick drinks like coffee. So cut back on those if you're going overboard. ALWAYS pee after sex, it burns like crazy sometimes but that's when you know it's flushing out all the bad stuff.

>the onions king is israeli

amazing

if she's alright, then assume she's cheating on you

if you still like her, then youre a cuck and she's a keeper

My wife said when she prayed to God that she asked him to give her a man with a huge dick

*phlegm hacking noises*

Are you a dude?
Never heard of a dude getting this, it's supposed to paintful as hell, like pissing out a thousand needles.
I don't get the infections, just my gf
And she's healthy as fuck, doesn't drink/smoke/ no sugar or meat
Maybe it's that fistula or whatever
Doubt it's herpes

My Dunnf

That shit must piss god off

No I'm not, and yeah it's really uncommon for guys. Still a good idea for both of you to pee after sex though. It's more common for some girls than others, urethra size can vary. Try out D-mannose if she hasnt yet, it's expensive but it really works for me, and it's less heavy than antibiotics.

Quit shortening words like a nigger. It's "legitimate".

Women can't care about anything other than themselves. They don't even like their kids.

Hello, Hollywood

I haven't talked to another human being in two weeks.

It’s why he doesn’t talk to us no more

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Sometimes i piss out little chalky white chunks. It's like im pissing out glass and it burns for about an hour

just kill any thot that laughs when you whip it out bro

There is a legit 100% way to grow your dick, i know because my twin brother did it accidentally

Get a tick, like the insect, and put it on the head of your dick. It'll burrow into the skin and look like a freckle and start doing its thing with poison. Your dick will swell up like an eggplant, and it will fucking hurt. You'll be in pain and touching it will hurt, but once it's got to it's biggest swoleness, then deal with the tick/kill/remove it.

The swelling goes down, but your dick is now bigger than it was before. IT forcefully expanded your bloodvessels in a natural way. It won't really lengthen your dick much, but it will make it way thiccer.

My identical twin brother has a dick 1inch longer than mine and like as fat as my wrist because of it. Yes I saw it, it was a miracle of nature. I was too chicken shit to do it. He just got a tick accidentally on his dick, but it fucking worked.

Sarcasm is for 14 year old girls.

Maybe he asked god

There's also something as basic as her not dressing right. If she wears very light clothing and you live an a cool area, it's really easy for her to get a UTI.

>research project

>inspiring retard

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Just be really rich, it's the same thing at the end of the day

Based roastie, thanks for the advice.
She's already taking Mannose powder.
I guess I have to be less rough and wreckless since angles can be an issue(well sometimes your primal instincts just take over) and take better care of hygiene.
Really don't want to lose this one.

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waifu bots when???????????????

Mine is exactly 2 inches soft and 4 inches hard

who Yea Forums here?

Not sure how herpes feels since I don't have it but uti's make you feel like you have to pee all the time and you have this throbbing pain like somebody is poking you with a needle down there unless you apply pressure on it

do women really think like this?

I'm that girlfriend. I have asked him to use condoms and I haven't had problems since then. Men don't have a good hygiene, or their pee is stronger than ours

From the same author. Gillian Flynn really hates her own gender.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Z1lkcEEF_w

I don't even know which message she's trying to convey. That women get fucked daily because they dress like sluts and they have to pretend to be thankful for it? Idgi who does that

i swear to god most posters here are below 15 years old...

>tfw found out about HGH when i was 23

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jenny from forest gump