/wdg/ - Warwick Davis general

He's gonna sue Hiro for $6 million because some anons want to kick him in the head with a steel toe boot.

>you're so small that when you die they will just flush you down the toilet.

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This post is satire

What is this meant to communicate?
Does Warwick hate charities or something?

Did he ever take legal action?

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Being a serial midget killer would be easy as fuck because you wouldn't have to dismember the bodies to hide them. He'd fit in an average trash bag no problem, or your standard suitcase. Warwick could become the Jimmy Hoffa of our generation with minimal effort

>Did he ever take legal action?
no
it was a little problem and it was solved quickly.

Goodness, this man has a short fuse.

I would take him out to a renowned Japanese sushi buffet and have a long talk with him about his world-famous career and unique position as a low-statured actor. I would order his meal, consisting of delicious salmon sushi rolls and a side of only the most expensive caviar. I would talk about his family and how he fell in love with his wife and how they decided to have children in spite of their afflictions. At the end of it all I'd pay for his meal just because dining with him will have been a much greater pleasure than I anticipated.

Then I would push his head to the ground and heel him to death.

Not quite satisfied, I would step over his limp body and walk towards the exit. Customers and staff may attempt to block me but I would reach the door. Nothing would stop me from finishing this.

I would then start my car. People will chase me outside and try and get my license plate to report to authorities; hell, some may take the issue into their own hands and chase me themselves.

He seems a little agitated.

He's a child abuser which upset some people so now they're throwing punches below belt.

Warwick Davis miniseries when?

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Ok, but why target Warrick Davis instead of other midgets like Dinkledge or George Clooney?

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>it was a little problem
Waheey

youtube.com/watch?v=tVDCN12F_sM

Warwick got pissy and responded, now everybody is piling on.

he is particularly short-tempered

But I would prevail. I must finish the job. "Siri, please give me directions to Surrey, England."
>Starting route...
>Continue straight for 7 kilometers.
As I hear the sirens wail behind me on this low-statured journey, I would lay my foot on the gas pedal, weaving between traffic to ensure nothing stops me. I will have arrived sooner than I expected. Wow, they're right there? Just sitting there in the garage? Oh, they're standing. There's no security around though. As the sirens become ever louder, I wouid take my weapon and clear the genetic pool of any future mongrelization.

I need a source boyo

>Just sitting there in the garage? Oh, they're standing.

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twitter.com/warwickadavis/status/1126250525899538432?lang=en

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Lock him in the basement, make him a set of armor out of garbage cans and pit him up against stray cats and dogs in my very own midget coliseum.

Imagine launching Warwick into the ovens with the holocoaster

He wouldn't have been tall enough to ride the holocoaster.

is the armor for him or the animals?

>the female guards refuse to masturbate him to death because they are not child molesters
/our midge/ Warwick would have made it through the Shoah.

any kinos for this feel?

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I want to date his daughter and produce further Leprechaun sequels.

>brits can't handle American banter

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His temper has a short fuse

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I don't think he's a particularly good actor, but that's just my opinion.

I've heard hes super nice and really cool

i bet i could toss that midget 20 ft if you let me spin him around like a shot put thrower

Other midges are based, Warwick isn't.

What did they say to the midge?

i could stomp his fucking face in like a grape. i probably wouldnt, but i could

midge

I would raise an Alsatian and breed it to only fuck midgets. All day and night I would prep it and seduce it with midgets. I would train it so often that the sight of a single midge would make it rock hard. That's when I kidnap Warwick, throw a black bag over his head and bungle him into my car glove compartment. After a few days he will wake up in darkness. I shine a bright light at him, blinding his vision. I taunt him with curses and cruel barbs. He hisses and recoils each time the light gets overbearing on his sight. He screams "WHAT DO YOU WANT??" That's when the lights go off and darkness resumes. Then suddenly a spotlight shines on my Alsatian. He's tied to a leash and is desperately pining towards Warwick's direction. The midge's face turns to horror. I release my hound and he darts after the tiny little creature. Warwick turns to run but his wimpy little legs buckle and he trips. His head turns to look behind him but it's too late. My sex deprived rape monster german shepherd is already on top of him

OFFICIAL MIDGE HOUR

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Imagine giving him an enema, I'd use him as a shit spraying water gun. I'd haul him around like he were a log, point his midge anus at some unsuspecting sap and squeeze Warwick's overfilled belly until he prolapsed, releasing turds larger than his children. Afterwards I'd discard him in a manhole, listening to his gnomish screams echoing off concrete as he falls until I hear a dull thud. He's at the rat's mercy now.

I love the idea of warwick getting so fed up with his sexual inability, the obstruction to pleasure that is his very existence, that he attempts rape.

Warwick Davis attempts rape.

Let it fold around your tongue as you say it aloud.

He gets those little cashew nut balls of his up and tries to go at it like a chihauha to an ankle. And its one high heel to the... well anywhere! Thats enough to take him down. Emma Stones heel through his eye. Gwenyth Paltrows heel through his throat. As washed up and useless of a plastic coke whore as she is, even Lohan shows up just to smash that killing blow of her heel into his groin, reducing his dick and balls into space dust

Game over little rat fuck. Little fungus. Trash rolling into the sewer. Disgusting filth. Midge fuck.

4-foot hole in backyard. spiked edges on top of hole.
garden hose in hole. warwick in hole.
thick rope so warwick has a chance to escape but his hands are too small to hold on.
turn on hose and sip some monster.

lets just say he needs to get off his high horse

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#MeToo Warwick scandal when?

I'd starve him and break his mind, part of it would be having him shave dogs that I bought to his cage with no explanation as to why. Then, once his mind is truly broken, I'd hold him by his ankles and dip him in a barrel of tar before rolling him around in the dog shavings. I'd then drive him out to the middle of the New Forest and release my little feral Ewok into the wild.

it would be pretty cool to create your own littlefoot by making warwick go insane and covering him in fur. you could then carry him in a duffel bag and release him in the center of a major city.

cmon guys we're bigger than this

I hope Warwick Davis actually gets eaten by a large hawk. For real, 100% Id laugh so hard I might puke. If it were caught on video I could see myself die laughing. Just a large bird swoops down and eats him, like Kenny on South park of something. Just *CAW!!!* and he's dead. Or even better, it can't quite lift him and it drops him, on top of some outdoor table umbrella and he bounces off it, tumbles his a bench, with 4 people laughing in the background as he's all bloody and scrapped claw marks. two kids playing doctor stop what they're doing and tend to his body with plastic toys.

i'd watch that porno

songs to play while kicking him to death?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

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youtube.com/watch?v=yTTvZ5pa0Kc
I always thought he had superpowers

least JUST in this pic

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Treat him to dinner. Be upset when he cant finish his foot long sub.

Any love for my waifu/his daughter ?

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>little
Warwick is huge

POTTER
MY ROGAINE

>comparing child actors to a genetic minority with a smaller talent pool
the kids grew up but warwick will not

God bongs are ugly fucking people. Warwick mogs them just by people knowing his name.

Speculation time guys.
How much Helium would i need if i wanted to turn him in to a balloon? And how high would his voice be when he is all filled up and tied to my 3 year olds arm?

I would hook her to a large fishing pole and cast her over that cliff as bait, periodically kicking dirt up at Warwick as he pleads for me to release her. Then after a few minutes I'd reel in my prize: a tuna fish with a full belly. Warwick's cries fall on deaf ears and crashing waves as he's struck by a prokaryotic cell and absorbed.

Hahaha are those dreads?

I just want everyone, anyone, here reading this to know that this is my true, non-fictional desires for Warwick Davis, truly, the real ahem """"human"""" being, I would really like to see this happen, I would really in real life love to see Warwick Davis suffer an agonizing death. If I could be the maker of such death, it would be all the better. Come at me bro

Basically- I won't say that I AM an active midge-hunter

But I won't say that I'm NOT an active midge-hunter... deduct what you will