I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you

While it would be nice to have him around, all of his movies since Naked Gun (maybe with an exception of Wrongfully Accused) were hot garbage.

It's an entirely different kind of flying

not at the end I bet, it was mercy he didn't have to be in more of the movies he was doing

It's an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying
It's an entirely different kind of flying

Hot shots my nigga comon

pleb detected

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They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
I say, let em crash!

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I don't get it.

The last movie I saw him in was Superhero Movie and he still made me laugh my ass off.

Fair point.

Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota, Mota, Mota...

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how does Yea Forums take their coffee?

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What's our vector, Victor?

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We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, over.

he would be decrepit, senile, and in pain every second of every day from being an old man. It's better that he passed away.

Leslie Nielsen's first film is still his best. No contest. What comes second?

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Hey, I know you. You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar

I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

fucking gay ass boomers fuck off

This is honestly my favorite line in the movie

He was actually Roger Murdock, the co-pilot.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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Go play Fortnite

I watched this the other day and didn't catch that. Nice.

a hospital... what is it?

I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=ArHNrCvwq4c

What's this specific type of comedy called? It's my favorite part of the whole movie, and it happened a lot in the naked gun series too like when they all walk through the door but someone else walks next to it because it's just a set and not a real room.

-Maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now!

>No, That's just what they'll be expecting us to do

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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone

>You better leave sweetheart. You might get hurt in here.
>AHHHH *crash*

Absurdist, really. Visual comedy.

uh?

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

THE HELL I DON'T

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

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The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

TELL YOUR OLD MAN TO DRAG WALTON AND LANIER UP THE COURT FOR 48 MINUTES

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading

>I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Kino

its subverting expectations but in the good way not the gay zoomer easy uncreative way

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Do you like... movies about gladiators?

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It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone, Captain Oveur.

I've got it.

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US

No, the white phone.

I liked him as POTUS

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

There's a LOT of that it Top Secret!

For some reason the "identical picture" gag always kills me any time it shows up in something.

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I was just thinking that, Top Secret is all about visual jokes. I remember liking it a lot when I was a kid, I wonder if it lives up to my nostalgia.

Great movie

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sheeeeei

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Don't be naive, Arthur.

They use it in NATM too

Oh yeah, it totally does. Now I have to find it.

It’s an entirely different kind of flying

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My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug her rap.

youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

I don't get it.

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Top Secret was based as well.

Ha, just watched this on YouTube and never noticed it before. I've always been watching the vicious doggo attac, there's kinda too many gags going on at once.

this. It seems simple - just saying absurd lines like if they were normal but it's not. Not many can do that properly and Nielsen was the best of them.

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>New Austrian tunnelling method
?

I need help trying to remember a movie similar to these, I watched it a long time ago and all I remember is that it was set in a war, and there's a scene where an enemy chef is making a pie with kittens. At the end of the movie when the good guys are escaping they kill the chef and take out the pie from the oven and manage to rescue the kittens.

Top Secret definitely has the best visual gags of any ZAZ. Binoculars, big phone, convoy going in a circle...

There's no reason why you shouldn't have complete confidence in your chances to come out of this alive, and in one piece.

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And in The IT Crowd.

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>the nazi guard falling from the tower and breaking into pieces on the floor
>the gigantic telephone
>the magnifying glass big eye

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>Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The phone bit always got me as a kid.

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The big eye thing sounds hilarious

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is there a more reedit movie

Is Hot Shots worth watching?

Hot Shots Part Deux is

Yes, and Part Deux.

Anyone know more about the bombing of Macho Grande?

It's good but the sequel is great.

youtube.com/watch?v=pTm2s5X3G1U

yes it is

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>Blow it!
>It's not our property

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Yes, but he completely misunderstood what made it funny, as evident by all the movies he made after naked gun.

youtu.be/hdUkbSWym44
I need to rewatch this with my grandpa at least one more time before he kicks the bucket. slapstick and deadpan comedy is his favorite and he absolutely loses his shit with this kind of stuff.

>I need help trying to remember a movie similar to these, I watched it a long time ago and all I remember is that it was set in a war, and there's a scene where an enemy chef is making a pie with kittens. At the end of the movie when the good guys are escaping they kill the chef and take out the pie from the oven and manage to rescue the kittens.

learn to google you entitled spoonfed babby

Hot Shots is fine, but as the others have said, the sequel is much better.

>'may I help you?'

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It's not like he wrote those films, they were paychecks.

Also the entire scene is played backwards.

Mah nigga

What a pisser.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

fucking kek

-Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him.
-Yes, he is wrong for doing that.
-I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.
-Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
-Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. How true!
-Golly!

If it has Peter Cushing in it, you know it has to be great.

youtube.com/watch?v=uuYTVl0iOkk

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When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur

If you watch his interviews, the way he talks about Naked Gun and Airplane makes it obvious his understanding is completely off when it comes to what made them funny. The key is to treat the material seriously instead of trying to get a laugh, that's why they hired people like Nielsen who had a background in dramatic roles instead of famous comedians, that's why it works. Nielsen unfortunately began trying to act funny on purpose for his scenes and that is why all the later movies suck because it's too on the nose in trying to be funny.

Alright boys, let's get some pictures!

When your gf, big sister and mother all say Dalton is steaming sexy fuck me hard now hot in Hot Fuzz.

He's a slasher.

You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together.

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>When the helicopter gets burned by the sun

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Those bastards

>'AAHHHHH'
>*shatters*

Over Macho Grande?

We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!

based

Now I will kill you until you die from it.

Slap 'em yak 'em!

Shiiiiit

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Literally all humor is somehow based around subverting expectations.

Forgot this one and the train station moving instead of the train. Omar Sharif parts were fun too

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This never stops being absolutely hilarious. This is a 50-year-old joke and I'll still trying to catch my breath and wipe tears from eyes.

Holy shit this is one of my top gags

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Underrated post.

His execution faded. It seems to happen to a lot of dramatic actors who turn comedic. Alec Baldwin for example.

>Over Macho Grande?
I dont i'll ever get over Macho Grande

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I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba bar. It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

It's called slapstick. Leslie Neilson was the master.

>directed by Rian Johnson

It's an entirely different kind of flying

I want the big one!

Slapstick =/= visual gag

>the dude who lost his lawnmower

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Maybe this will jog your memory

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REDDIT LETTER MEDIA!!

>It's worse than Detroit.
lol

I don't know, still kinda hazy.

It's an entirely different kind of flying

I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.

>"Cream?"
>"No, thank you, I take it black, like my men."

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youtu.be/alCvy87qu0o

OH NO NO NO NO

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>seething racist can't handle the bantz
Like clockwork.

Was the war room in Inglourious Basterds a reference to this?

Airplane: Striker arrives and kicks ass at the airport

You ever see a grown man naked?

>doggo
get the fuck out

>mfw he's wearing his Laker's uniform.

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We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead yet

lol...the fucking vulture

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Kilmer was great. Shame he's so fucked up these days.

Police Squad > Airplane

>Shlomo thinks about slurping black dick 24/7.

Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!

>it's only racist when whites do it
Like clockwork.

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It’s an entirely different kind of flying.

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REX KRAMER: DANGER SEEKER

Nice even by today's standards.

Stryker?
Stryker, Stryker, Stryker, STRYKER!

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That‘s Kitten Natuvidad, Russ Meyers‘ then girlfriend.

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

That part in the a sequel where the court stenographer is typing like Ray Charles is my favorite

youtu.be/dkXGE18z_bs

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

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Golly!

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youtube.com/watch?v=wDeZUFRsOdg

3 was the weakest of them all and still was awesome.

Mine is still “danger vacuum”. If someone could post the YouTube clip that would be great

Well...from now on!

>Yea Forums

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>and out of nowhere....

The Pia Zadora part always cracks me up

youtu.be/SSDsgBKdCAQ

>sequel
But user-kun there was no sequel. JUST like there wasn't one for Caddyshack.

Damn, nigga. You da fuckin’ man up here in dis mothafucka

(You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman)

The sequel was perfectly fine, don’t be a miserable cunt.

>it was awful how he came unglued
>Howie came unglued?
>no!! Howie was a rock!

>This is the City of Detroit

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Both were a reference to the war room

Golly!

(Sheeeeeeeeeeit)

That sequence was amazing.
youtube.com/watch?v=uuYTVl0iOkk

>look Ed, he's got a picture of your wife
youtu.be/lyLwfJkNTRY

Ech, this happens every fucking time when I go shopping.

When Kramer hear's about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan!

Wasn't the whole point that he was a serious drama actor cast in an over the top comedic role?

When leslie was auditioning his delivery was so deadpan serious that the directors or whoever really couldn't figure out if he knew it was supposed to be jokes. They realised this was the only way to pull this off and supposedly were afraid to explain anything to Nielsen out of fear his delivery would change.

His second

>the lawnmower coming into frame

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