Screaming Black Man Edition
Unconfirmed first night power: Jackson
Unconfirmed first night noms: Cliff, Jessica, Kemi
Unconfirmed first night eviction: Kemi
Confirmed 1st HOH: Christie
Screaming Black Man Edition
Unconfirmed first night power: Jackson
Unconfirmed first night noms: Cliff, Jessica, Kemi
Unconfirmed first night eviction: Kemi
Confirmed 1st HOH: Christie
Oh fuck previous
feeds when?
not till wed after the west coast ep
9pm BBT
yeah?
THANKS I WILL
Delivery!
>Unconfirmed first night eviction: Analyse
ftfy*
based retard
POST BB KINO
oh damn that’s so long. thanks though.
maybe I’ll start fucking around in paint to pass the time.
gib milkers
top left reflection is pure kino
shelby
>being a scottie fanboy
cringe
>.jpg
why must my phone always betray me like this?
>your face when drupdrupdrup times out of his pick and autotakes kemi 1st overall
>mfw
what the time limit btw? I should be around all day but just in case.
8 hours
reminder we didn't know paul was returning until the swimsuit pics came out.
Mark ditched his milkies though.
there is zero chance of a returnee because they would have been mentioned in some capacity by the girls.
Like imagine a 30-minute convo between Christmas & Raven leaked and they don't mention Paul at all during it. They'd say "Paul" like 200 times. "I don't wanna go after Paul", "I ran the plan by Paul", etc
How many days before the inevitable food shortage in the house?
>her on slop
>sleeping in a bed that's uncomfortable for a skinny person
oh she's gonna be crying and whining all season
>still hating on paul in the current year
Cringe. Go away Jodyfag.
I would hit it.
she has a nice face
>ywn have to give her all of your food or risk being smothered to death betwenn her thighs
>food
yeah if you mean cum
>fixed
see I told you she has a nice face, it’s just attached to a wall of meat.
Can we screencap everytime Jessica eats something unhealthy like we did for Big Meech in BB18?
Daily reminder Scottie is no longer a virgin
she looks like sindy with an s
it is
i find it highly questionable that grodner would let a black woman get evicted first night
>they're real
oh no no no
who the fuck is this guy then
this is Jodi all over again!! nooooo
good for him. that’s what happens when you get on tv.
>all these fools misted into thinking scottie fucked sindy because they hung out once and took a selfie for instagram
>implying scottie closed the deal in that one hangout
Sindy is a turbothot. In her first season (BBCAN3) she tried to fuck one guy and then got fucked by two others. She probably Scottie him for a week then ghosted him. For the "husband" picture I doubt the caption is serious.
>they took one instagram picture so he 10/10 asian beauty pagant contestant had to have fucked the self insert virgin "king"
baka
this 5'6 child was her showmance, and also a virgin
she used him to get cozy to the power alliance
it was as transparent as kevin "showmancing" william
Kevin didn't fuck william
When did JP and Sindy fuck?
No idea, but from JP's appearances on podcasts he insists that Sindy took his virginity. Later in the jury house she had sex with Zach.
well thats jury house
a thots options are limited
go away bbcancelled fags
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we really don’t
>Unconfirmed first night eviction: Kemi
let's go
He is ugly and has an ugly personality. At least Ian and Scott were ugly in a goofy endearing way, and Steve was unironically nerd sexy. Scotty was just nauseating to look at and utterly hateable.
I can’t argue against any of that
Just imagine if he wasn't such a mamma's boy.
hi scOTT
boys like Jordan play chinese checkers, true students of the game know it's a 100+ day chess match
>he got three chances
>and couldnt make jury in any of them
Make your voice heard. Let CBS know we WANT King Kaysar (27-1 chess record ITH) to finally get a second chance.
I only want returning HGs who will make a splash
people i never want to see on the show again in no particular order
kaysar
paul
JC
"aura"
jason roy
da'vonne
ratcole
jodi
Seeing him get evicted perjury again will be hilarious.
>second
also he is a swaggy apologist
Cringe. Paul is baste.
Since you posted the first part of your blog post, why don't you tell us some realistic people you'd like to see back?
getting a red-yellowish aura from this post
I ran it through brantsteele and its pretty kino
>Jodi out week 1
>Jason & Day back to back
>Paul/Kaysar power alliance forming
>Paul wins F3 HOH and takes Aura only to lose unanimously to her again
getting a green aura from this post
/Aura Alliance/
only going back as far as 15 cause i dont think anyone before that will ever come back unless its all-stars
amanda
amber b
jace
bridgette
cameron (so we can see if he can actually play)
tyler and angela but not together
desu pretty much any of the OTT cast except for roy and muddy saggers and shane. seriously even kryssie would be hilarious
i meant JODY as in cody and jessica
oh and of course devin
not hateable so much as utterly boring.
Rate my All-Stars 2, no winners cast
shitty she is going out next. would've liked to cap
I could live with this cast desu, as long as baste paul wins.
it has a couple of people that are annoying but I’d still watch
first live eviction is on wed. july 3. she should be there till then
Bimbo has time to flip the house against Cliff
There was another virgin named scott in BB20?
I skipped 20 completely, needed a break after BBCan
BB20 is pretty fucking comfy
There's a gay midget, a dumb muslim jock, a smug frat boy, a fucking chick who slowly lost her mind, the biggest SJW ever, and auragoddess
Is drupdrupdrup ever gonna draft?
Holy fuck we have to do 16 picks we can't even get through one
i just picked moron
im sorry i was out swimming with all my irl friends. i'm too popular for you basement dwellers.
fortunately for you shitheads i don't even get to make a second pick. guess i get fucking kemi.
Maybe David's gone, not Kemi
David wasn't mentioned at all in the leaked audio
I want to go swimming, might join the rec center across the street, but now BB is starting and i wont want to leave my house
lol "my friend"
that doesnt match up with whats her face saying first guy gone
Well, /bb/?
CBS scrambling because reddit figured out Kemi is night 1 eviction, so they send plants to say it was David instead
I hate that fag mel
What's Scott been up to? Is he still a debt collector?
Wow, a spoiler that I wont be confirmed until the day before the premiere! *give reddit gold *
>this
why would they mention not wanting cliff to be the first guy out
>BB20 is pretty fucking comfy
I guess if you like eating your hamburger with just bread and no condiments or toppings.
>players that deserve another chance
Pic not related?
Look what he did with his first chance. No thank you. He is a loud annoying faggot who fakes a funny voice because he was too insecure to just do a normal straight up DR.
>There's a gay midget who is an annoying twat a dumb muslim jock who acts like a 12 yo, a smug frat boy that is hilarious, a fucking chick who slowly lost her mind who was mentally unstable and should have never been in the house, the biggest SJW ever, and some dumb bugged eyed ho
>notices the twins first based on their teeth
Now tell me, how did he use that knowledge to his advantage? Oh yeah, he squandered it.
that's why he deserves a second chance
If you don't like BB20 then I have some bad news for you, you'll never like modern BB. It's literally all downhill after 14, culminating in the rock bottom that was bb19. 20 was a miracle season that probably won't repeat itself for some time.
its like a horn
reminder that johnny only did not win because vanessa was in the house
The guy is 31 now and has definitely paid off his student debt. He's single, has no kids, living the life of luxury as a dentist with nothing but disposable income. He has no interest in leaving his job for $1k a week stipend.
hes watching his 4channels, jerking off to thiccums ig
except, you know, the whole superfan thing.
this is why they need a celebrity slot all stars. too many good players have established lives and money.
Where are my live feeds!!! Let's go!
David seems promising for being a recruit. I liked him in Jonathan's interviews.
youtube.com
Will this cast be able to top last season's cast?
fuck off poorfag
Well bb20 sucked so lets hope so
Problem?
>triggered because he was foolish enough to give up his personal information and 5 bux to CBS
hey please don't post unofficial feed sources in these threads, we here in /bb/ support CBS and our favorite show because we care about it and hope it will continue to provide us with summer fun for years to come :) thanks!
don’t expect these people to ever be happy about anything
thats not cbs all access whats that
>the whole superfan thing.
He's already been in the house and he seemed kind of underwhelmed by the entire experience t b h.
But what if big meech needs to watch the feeds?
Anyone remember nutters?
This guy wasn't even me responding. I related to him because I also am a Dentist. I would love to do Big Brother or Survivor.
She would take the CBS login info and not even use it. It isn't about wanting to watch the houseguest interviews but being cheap, it is about feeling powerful by making some wimp bend over backwards to serve her.
Requesting the meech eating compilation image
i want to bend over backwards and serve big meech
I do. There was also the lesser-known MultiMLG. I guess I'm old.
Third chance, he got evicted twice in his season.
Watching free feeds enhances the experience. It feels communal while watching on All Access feels private and solitary.
it’s your pick in the draft
All Access has a chatroom too, no? Not that I've used the function though...
I don't ever use the chats on free feeds. I just like that free feeds are a service that is accessible to everyone and everyone is free to join in without barrier to entry. Official feeds feel too exclusionary and anti-community, like its a part of the web only something that other dorks who were actually willing to pay have access to.
I've watch all-access every summer and I've never paid a dime. It's a casual filter.
you get one week free them one month like 25% off then you cancel at the end of that month and they give you a free month for cancelling. It's like $4 to get through most of the season
>en.wikipedia.org
So that's where OTT gets its name.
i like to use it to join this group of old ladies who talk in all caps and see what their opinions are
2
THAT JACKSON IS SUCH A HANDSOME BOY
IF I WERE 30 YEARS YOUNGER
What is the most controversial take you have ever read from them?
feeds commie
no it's cause shane and danielle went over the top under the covers
very based cap
they would constantly call hayleigh a ho and a skank but theyd mainly just talk about random shit
Is Whitney Hogg Cliff Hogg's daughter?
kek that's amazing
actually just found this one
is whitney hogg an rhap patron?
who knew catladies were based and redpilled
wut the fuk
Oh man. I remember the fiance (or his family?) contacting CBS or something over the camera panning.
I assume by joining your nick shows up? Do they ever comment about you? Do you talk to them?
i make occasional comments, i think one they asked who i was but it never went further than that, i type in all caps to fit in though so i don't think they know
good lord can you imagine not only being cucked by your fiance on live television but also watching her be cucked by not one but TWO DIFFERENT MEN
Reminder if your girlfriend ever gets cast on BB just tell her no or break up with her. She is either going to cuddle with a bunch of guys or at least comment on how sexy they are (while mentioning you zero times a day on the feeds).
alternatively tell her you're fine with her playing to win and be happy for her chance at half a million dollars
Alternatively she can just not flirt with guys .. except the shirtless hot guy atmosphere always hypnotizes every female that has ever entered the house ever.
hey joe
damn this takes me back
Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
>I just like that free feeds are a service that is accessible to everyone and everyone is free to join in without barrier to entry
My experience over the past 5 seasons was that the free feeds were a hassle to watch. The biggest hassle was the nightly update to the link, which caused a lot of the feeds to go down until the site operator updated the data. Russian cave was particularly a hassle to use because the guy who runs it is a huge faggot megalomaniac...and then there was the begging the ops to give you the updated url. But, they were free. And if you couldn't pay for (or didn't want to pay for) the feeds they offered an alternative. I've been paying for the official feeds for a few seasons now. I don't know how I functioned before without flashbacks (I guess some of the free sites have flashbacks now?).
I don't care where people get their feeds from. If people ask for free feed in these threads I always give them links. We are all enjoying the same show/feeds.
>Official feeds feel too exclusionary and anti-community, like its a part of the web only something that other dorks who were actually willing to pay have access to.
Bullshit. Feeds are feeds, they don't generate or exclude you from any sense of community. You get that "community feeling" from fun posting on channel 4, or reddit, or jokers, or survivorsucks(rip), or you favorite chatroom/discord. I've been posting in bb threads since they were banished from Yea Forums. These threads give me a sense of community, not the source of the feeds (I also used to post a lot on jokers, but not so much now).
going down to shoot my old lady
We didn't deserve bb20
have sex freak. it's 2019, open relationships are OK.
>channel 4, or reddit, or jokers, or survivorsucks, or your favorite chatroom/discord
don't forget twitter, hun!
going down to spunk my old lady
doing a bb18 sim, but i chose 4 different returnees. which team is best?
>don't forget twitter, hun!
I don't have a twitter account. But I bookmarked Jokersupdates' twitter group. That way I can follow all the ex-hg's shit talking in real time.
kek much better. it could’ve had a funnier pic too. very sub-par post all around.
Did he ded
Also nice quads
What are the chances that bb21 live feeds will be as good as bb20?
devin, bridge, mathfu, and my brother cody obviously
This post has implications.
I'd let her if I could suck those fat tits for a few hours.
a tip to any gentlemen out there:
never scream like this in front of your girl or she will never want to fuck you again
as much as I want to say baller, devins team would be fun to watch.
and Kaysars team would probably win
Is this true? Are all the black people out already? Haven't really kept up with the pre season spoilers.
victor ended up winning over kaysar in final 2, with kaysar's lone vote as paulie
BASED paulie, kaysar is a robbed king!
I would say like 51% the Kemi rumor is true and 2% the David rumor is true
I knew it. he probably deserved it too
Victim number 3 of 27
i'd like to cum between cappy's tits
BB20 is so massively overrated, actually it was shit. Brett, JC, Kaitlyn, and maybe Swaggy were the only interesting characters. BB19 had far better peaks (BB20 had no peaks to be fair.).
>swaggy
>this is what mole looks like when you please her
based and checked!
dude the first 5 weeks were all incrediby kino
the next 3 weeks were also pretty great
everything after that was trash besides the jc hoh win
I would say I only liked Kaitlyn, Sam, and Brett and XX19 isn't even a BB season to me but otherwise you're right BB20 is a low tier meh season largely due to the lack of eye candy and lack of genuinely lovable houseguests.
I can’t wait to reconnect with all my friends on the live feed chat.
>Brett, JC, Kaitlyn, and maybe Swaggy were the only interesting characters
Swaggy is hitting this puss on repeat. How does he do it bros?
OTT will never be topped as the best Post-BB14 season. I feel bad for anyone that didn't enjoy that in realtime. The dynamics and divison made for the perfect drama and entertainment.
strongly agree
feed always become shit once jury hits, why is that?
>i hate strategic gameplay: the post
wrong, bbcan6 is the best post-bb14 season
probably cause you stink up the place
All the crazy houseguests who are fun to watch have been evicted and alliances have solidified so 80% what happens is determined by comps.
Less people and most are fine with "just making it to jury". They need to up the prize to 1mil and cast fewer pushovers.
I would say it is because the stakes for getting evicted are lower, so the houseguest who is likely to go get lots of votes is less likely to try to stay or have a fun messy entertaining meltdown. They know they're getting full pay and are probably even relieved that they're now going to a house that is more private.
>bbcancelled
yikes
>depriving yourself of good big brother
oof
live feed threads will like every season be the final battleground between the one sJW and one /pol/tard who have been frequenting these threads for years and their recent disciples. I’m ready
That or add more paid milestones. The longer you last on the show, the more you are paid overall. So a person who makes jury get a measly full-stipend, but a person who makes final six starts to get paid 5k a week from that point on. Alternatively you could just give every cast member full pay straight up without stipend, but that would ironically encourage people to try to get evicted pre-jury lol.
bbcan5 is legit good from start to fucking finish
1st act is the vets alliance trying to stay together
2nd act is the vets alliance turning on each other
3rd act everything just gets so fucking personal and bitter with the remaining HGs
who is the consensus /bb/ favorite for every season?
soul vs soulless
if i give my soul to the devil can i be hot?
I have two personalities
Nicest person you will ever meet
And...
Autogynephilic transvestite
who are we voting as the 3rd nominee bros
I have two spunks
this
>Unconfirmed first night eviction: Kemi
pretty based start desu
eh the division didnt make the season infact its part of the reason it failed and i blame jason roy 1 hundo p. without him and his nastiness it would have been entirely different. he created a cancer that spread.
imagine how different things would have been with scenarios instead.
what made OTT was the live comps and live move-in. there was nothing to hide. i still think this is the future of BB. the on-air tv format is stale and needs revamped
absolutely
based
It doesn't matter because America's voting Amanda, which is bullshit because America wants to get rid of all the fun houseguests and keep that rat Andy around.
>sambot staring at swaggy & bay
so kino
howard might have been one of the most boring male houseguests in recent memory
are you forgetting about the majority of the bb19 cast
He was fairly interesting on feeds.
Cereal Matt certainly gives Howard a run for his money
Prefer Cody, Paul, Josh, Markie, Kevin, Jason over him
Why don't they make more rooms like this? This and the BB18 Tokyo room looked fabulous on the feeds.
>kevin
literallly the most overreated houseguest of all time. didn't win shit other than the money at the beginning, and had 0 effect on the game in any way but for some reason everyone loved him because LOL EPIC OLD MAN XD
There should definitely be an age limit for BB newbies. No one older than 35.
He really was a worthless worm. Just another paulfag who did nothing.
Thought he was maybe some level of boston toughguy, turns out he was just a giant bitch.
was looking to see how long the bb15 showmances lasted and stumbled upon this gem
true, strike true. but i felt he was comfy with his stories and all his pazazz
I started to do this picture in paint during the off season but I gave up like 60% of the way through.
that room design was legitimate kino though.
i hope they brought jenga back. was a good excuse to have private meetings.
of course bbcan5 is godly
but bbcan6 is the most strategically mindfucky season in the entire franchise
>that webm
>that filename
not enough eddies in the world
ahahahaha holy shit
jeremy was such a whiny little bitch.
>feeds are up and running and ready to go
>don’t let us watch them until Wednesday night because MUH RATINGS
I hate this shit
imagine sticking your tongue through that hole in swaggy's pants
i hope so too. its a fun game to play and watch the HGs play too.
here's the only part of the mspaint version that came out looking pretty cool
because it looks like a mess up close, but just like the picture zoomed out
wow, that's pretty amazing. looks like the actual shot in the thumbnail
I just want to like, cum on her glasses, you know?
believe me dude, i get it.
i get it.
thanks, it got so tedious that I eventually ragequit. I thought I knew what I was getting into but all those fucking patterns, then there’s the mirror images, the lines on Tyler’s mattress, etc.
but I always liked how her head came out. and her feet and bikini bottom. the rest not so much.
those jeans look so dumb. I’d still cum on her glasses too though.
you won't after watching her for 5 seconds on the feeds. literally a combo of raven and bb16 christine
heh, you wouldn't put your genes on those jeans?
she was in the leak and i thought she was fine
just knowing paul exists pains me
imagine being the guy kissing her in the profile pic
whats with the fucking midget legs, anyone else see that?
id make her take them off or change them if we were going to be seen together in public.
I cum Rachel sock everyday
now that the dust has settled, did he deserve to lose?
plencner, reilly, or swindler?
no, but he's overrated as a player and kaycee is underrated
yes
yes
that tattoo is very lame. the tackiness of the south carolinians must have rubbed off on him.
yeah, he threw the game at the end and had the chance to win the game for sure and didnt take it
Ok I’ll bring up the elephant in the room. Time and time again every Italian and Jew that comes on this stupid show embarrasses themselves. Their true nature is revealead.
>everyone liked tyler and wanted to work with him
>proceeds to win a bunch of unnecessary comps just to get blood on his hands for no reason
>throws the most important comp of the season
if dr will threw the final 4 veto and didnt survive, no one can.
fuck wops
No, scottie fucked him over. Admittedly Tyler didn't give a great speech.
Captain Kosher was robbed
tyler fucked up by telling scottie he had the power app in his goodbye message. im not sure what tyler was thinking when he did that
Every Jew you say?
fun fact, paras sucked my dick in high school
ama
how hard did she laugh
any interesting tongue techniques?
Tyler's general focus on the power app was pretty pathetic. Also the whole sending people home while promising them up to the eviction that they were good thing.
post her yearbook pic then
misted lol
Doing that is fine, issue is mostly with bitter juries. Tyler was very nice overall, yet they were still butt-blasted. Low-IQ misted by kaycee comp wins at the end too.
nah, it was clear as day that the only way tyler was winning is if angela was in the final 2 with him
pooploser draft already
Why is that hideous kosher mutitlated cock loving nip still hosting this show?
>Low-IQ misted
>tyler was very nice overall
he was polite, but he was soulless and robotic when it came to people's emotions in the game. honestly i think he was shit at bonding with people and was only helped by his disarming persona which led people to open up to him. he put in no effort when it came to showing respect or care for people besides angela or kaycee.
(((reasons)))
YAAAAAASSSSS gurl we need QUEEN ARISA NOW!!!!
>nip
She's Chinese.
>Chink = Chinese
>Nip = Japanese
>Gook = Korean and Vietnamese
um, can you not?
Theyre all the same just like Israel and Palestine. We’re wasting our time as a society pretending these minorities are capable of diversity of thought or opinion. They differ as much as vanilla ice cream with sprinkles or without
>Israel and Palestine
Well, Israel is a racist right-wing country. But otherwise I agree race doesn't exist.
>superfan votes for the worst winner in bb history
still makes me laugh
sprinkles are a delight, how dare you!!
About as right wing as Zion Don and his cronies. You need to be aware of the social and political history of Jews and Jerusalem to comprehend how neutered the current state is. They’re not eunuchs, but they have testicular torsion for sure
nicole is objectively worse
>rachel
>jordan
>dick
>josh
>paqs bros
>better than kaycee
as much as people meme on dick he was unironically a good winner
no, he wasn't
he was gone the week dustin went up against him
the shitty twist forcing eric to vote a certain way
Does Dick's daughter still hate him?
he was gone plenty of other weeks too, let's be perfectly honest
and eric would have never lost that season without america's player twist. not once. he is easily one of the best players ever to play up there with dan, will, derrick, and danielle.
hi dick, delete your fucking twitter you irredeemable hack
BLOCKED
hell yeah
cant unsee now. thanks.
name 1 winner who didn't benefit from a twist
Dan
he was literally america's player, try again
every season has twists you fucking goober
what other winner was on the block, post veto, with the votes to send them home, only to have a twist literally save their game?
that's much fucking worse than kaycee winning a hacker comp
thats the whole point though, you need luck to win. every single winner has benefited from some sort of twist, even if indirectly
you wanna just put every twist under the same umbrella and say all of them are the same
not how it works champ, murder and jaywalking are both technically crimes but one gets you prisontime and the other a stern talking to from a bored cop
will
lisa
maggie
dan (america's player didn't benefit him moron)
hayden
andy
steve
andy was on the side that weaponized america's vip or whatever it was
hayden had an alliance member have the super veto
steve had vanessa who had the twins
dan's america's player was a net benefit, giving him information he wouldn't have had otherwise