How is he always so right?

How is he always so right?

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Because he's black

because Disney won’t pay him

Because he literally browses Yea Forums

Because he takes it up his ass.

still the king

I prefer Kino Kermode.

stupid black negro token

>calls TLotR allegorical
He's an articulate troll that makes smug contrarian fags that fancy themselves cultured geniuses feel good and get warm tingly feelings from having their egos stroked.

He graduated from an Ivy League school which is more of an accomplishment than anyone here has ever made.

t. Pixar shill

DUDE TOLKIEN HIMSELF SAID IT WASNT AN ALLEGORY SO NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO POINT OUT THAT ITS AN OBVIOUS ALLEGORY!!!

You have to go back

He's a hack

His top 10 films:
Sansho the Bailiff (1954)
The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
Nouvelle vague (1990)
Nashville (1975)
The Magnificent Ambersons (1942)
Lola (1961)
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
Jules and Jim (1962)
Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages (1916)
L'Avventura (1960)

Nashville is literally a masterpiece

>Pixar continues to indoctrinate viewers into childish, compulsive consumerism. -White's review of Toy Story 4
> gives a negative review to virtually every capeshit or starshit film
>gives every Adam Sandler film a positive review
also he literally posts on Yea Forums
he is /OurGuy/

That is actually a solid list imho.
Would you rather he fill it up with Disney and SJW shit like "Get Out" or "Toy Story."

How does this make him hack? Lmao kys

No one likes films made before 1970 unironically

too bad he's a nog

t. a child

Perfect for Yea Forums then