Past the age of 24 a man who has never had a girlfriend can be a bad thing

>the person who called me a spic in another thread is very likely posting ITT
>I have a gf and life is great

I love these threads

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why does this man keep bullying me?

yeah but you’ll wake up tomorrow and still be a spic

How do you get to this point, how repulsive do you have to be

I got my first gf at 27. You're all gonna make it bruhs, never give up.

then what?

Still bitter due to brutal cucking

I lift and eat better than anyone around me. Extremely regular hygiene, maybe even too autistic about it. Don't dress like a manchild.
Average face and height.

social anxiety

>How do I get a gf?
Don't try, its not worth it.

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your best years are already behind you. call it a day.

well i think we can all agree that having a defeatist attitude about women will help us get girlfriends

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Just be shy, and never run into an aggressive girl

dubs and everyone here is gonna get a qt asian gf

I eat like shit, sometimes I shower if I remember, only clothes I wear are sweatpants and baggy shirts, average height and alright face and I get laid. Must be the autism user, but you will surely get there.

>>past the age of 24 a man who has never had a girlfriend can be a bad thing
Why would you punish yourself so by having a GF anyway

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thats why people get drunk when socializing, Sherlock.

Women love me and find me attractive but I’m basically the male version of the manic pixie dream girl. Women constantly objectify me but they just can’t handle the real me.

When I drink I just stop giving a fuck about anyone around me and I go home without even saying bye to anyone.
The "drink and suddenly you'll know how to interact with people" meme makes zero sense to me.

what if you have zero social skills. How do I even put myself in a situation where it's possible?

>woman past age of 24 have never had a boyfriend or married
>powerful
>man past age of 24 have never had a girlfriend or married
>it's a weirdo and probably hates women
how come? I thought we lived in a society with core values?

Tinder, super easy, just dont be afraid to approach women. And if you are dont let it show, it will come naturaly after some time. Fake it til you make it. Then after you gain some confidence hit up girls at work, school, anywhere.

I just assume all American women will eventually betray me. It’s a matter of when not if. I’ve sex and been told I’m attractive, but I don’t see myself dating someone so fickle and cruel. I’ll probably live and die alone.

Tinder doesn't work in my country, the few girls that do use it use it just for attention points, no one actually meets anyone there.

>tfw 29yo kissless hugless virgin NEET hikki who shitposts on Yea Forums 16 hours a day

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atleast you have an iphone

thats the spirit kubo

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Then you just have to ask girls out, trust me you will regret not asking them out more. Its no big deal if they say no. Or move out of Bosnia into some first world country.

date a foreign girl
I never understood how anons can't get laid, in the third world is ridiculous easy
makes me think american women have impossible high standards

like.. have you ever just tried to be normal? Girls

Its a very old one that I got from my dad
Its slow and it sucks and is barely good enough to post from the shitter with it

shit

What constitutes "normal"?

look her right in the eyes

I had a gf around 18 but it didn't last all the long and we never had sex because she was a mormon

Just write her name in fire on her lawn

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But I am normal and still never had a gf.
I don‘t do anything unusual.
I even shower daily and shave my neckbeard. What else can I do?

Give her a firm handshake and demand she be your gf.

They do and love to treat men like disposable toys.

>29
>never had a girlfriend (past 1 month)
>working a dead end job
>still living with parents
>purchased 5 used cars, all of which broke
>cant touch my toes
>had sex every month since I was 17
Women are easy but man do I suck at life.

But were they hot?

Show her your Star Wars action figure collection

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damn I'm sure not all of them are bitches
also slav girls are top tier, some slave slut material

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i´m 22 but never had a gf, is there a redemption arc for me?

The good ones are already married, engaged or have boyfriends. Oh well it is what it is.

I hadn't had sex in like 4 years til I turned 25. Then I just got on tinder and started smashing casual sluts. I'm not even attractive but most of the women I sleep with say I'm one of their best fucks. You seriously have to be retarded to not get laid. Women want to fuck way more than you do.

if you don't have more than one girl vying for your attention by the time you're 12, it's over.

just wait for the roast beef looking to settle down with the nice guy
with some luck you'll get a mommy gf and live the dream

That part doesnt matter since I needed a place to stay in the city.

I'm 31. My parents stopped asking about women and grandchildren when I hit 30. It feels really bad.

lol. Just date underage girls. And cuck the teens that want to date them.

>past the age of 24 a man without a wife, mortgage, and six figure job, can be a bad thing

what did he mean by this

Whats with you guys, I just had sex an hour ago. Women are literally giving it away for free.

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Post pic of yourself.

>tfw

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Nah, not into used goods. I’m too weird to be in a relationship anyway.

No, but I will admit I'm a 6/10.

was worried this would be me but 2019 as that one thread foretold has been my year
later bitches

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>tfw never had a girlfriend but not a virgin
Feels bad man, I just want tender love.

So you're above average? How is that not attractive?

Thats the only way

You ask her when you're both in preschool (not just one of you) and if she says yes you make damn sure you do anything to keep her. Then you get married as soon as you both turn 18 and hopefully you also have three kids at that point already.

If I tried that in AZ I’d shot and buried somewhere in the desert lel.

be shot*

>Women want to fuck way more than you do.
A woman's entire purpose is to fuck, get fucked. Thats why feminism messes with their minds, they end up not fucking and it destroys their sanity.

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OK but what if I'm hideously ugly

I have a fiance, she was a virgin when i met her, but she's just not interested in sex, and if we have sex it feels like i take her, but she cums everywhere, the bed gets soaked wet. But she's not interested in instigating it, and i like a bit of fire, what do?

its never too late bro trust me! ignore dumbass incels and work on self improvement. talking to someone helps a lot

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same, still an emotional virgin

I'm you two years into the future and things have only gotten significantly worse. That being said, I still think things could turn around.

>be 27 year old virgin
>decide its time to man up and get a gf and have sex[/spooiler]
>try online dating
>finally a girl responds, she is even hot I'd say about 8/10
>talk to her on the phone
>she asks for a picture and I sperg out and send her a dickpic for some reason
>she is impressed by my big cock
>get scared and block her
>delete dating profile
>hide inside house for the next 2 months

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>can't even spoiler correctly

JUST

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jesus christ you can't do anything right

>This guy

LMAO. Just pathetic...

25 here. I don't really care anymore. I believe that literally every single woman cheats. It's not worth the embarrassment. I'm sure it's a bit of sour grapes, but I believe this wholeheartedly.

My crazy coworker started chatting me up recently, tells me stories about how old men follow her and she doesn't feel safe alone. Too bad she's crazy as fuck and whines about everything.

Fellas if you want the secret to being "alpha" or whatever gay fucking bullshit redditors are on about its all about being yourself and not giving a fuck

getting laid and having a girlfriend should never be a priority in your life, learn a hobby/trade/skill/ect and just self improve YOURSELF. everything else falls in line after that.

>hide inside house for the next 2 months

dont do this bullshit bro

if anyone of you are like this go fuckin talk to a psych, its cheap these days even for Americans.

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try again
properly this time

How do you even do this?
Do you just run away when someone talks to you?
Seriously?
It's easy to get laid. Everybody does it all the time.
Just go to a club and wait until someone talks to you or you just start a conversation with someone by yourself.
It always worked like this.

>be touchless virgin in late 20s at office job
>new girl joins our team for a week
>she is really cute
>want to try my luck but wait til her last day ends
>we get into the elevator at the end of the day and I ask for her phonenumber
>she pretends not to hear it and I ask a second time for her number
>she gives it to me and the entire moment is cringe holy batman you cant even imagine
>couple hours later see her profile picture and it changed to her with her bf which is some gigachad

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i have issues with self loathing
i think that anyone who is into be is just trying to screw with me
ive had people who were really into me and it made my life hell
its way too late to fix me, im destined to be the creepy loner

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

you're kidding right, user?

jesus dude. I'm literal diagnosed autism and this is giving me a self esteem boost.

I'm 35. But I also wouldn't ever want children, so it makes no difference whether or not I'm wizard.

Same. Women only want Chad. All the people asking "how?" are just Chads in denial. If you're average looking and shy, it's extremely difficult to get any female attention.

It's a meme.
People don't just get drunk and do stupid stuff.
They drink a bit, do stupid stuff and blame it on the alcohol. I refuse to belive anything else.

ouch

>How do you even do this?
I don't leave my room that much.
>Do you just run away when someone talks to you?
Nope.
>Just go to a club and wait until someone talks to you
I've been to multiple clubs back at the end of high school and I'm pretty sure that even if I went there every single day no one would talk to me out of nowhere.
>or you just start a conversation with someone by yourself.
Even when I have conversations with women it's just procedural yes or no how are you talks never being able to show sexual interest in any way at all. Flirting is impossible to me, would feel as if I'm being rude to the girl.

>Do you just run away when someone talks to you?
People don't talk to me
>Just go to a club
I don't even know what a 'club' is

>screw up
>she likes you anyway
>screw up again

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Maybe you're not talking to the right one.
I don't sleep with everybody either.
Why would you feel like being rude?
Just be nice to girls.
You surely find the right one some day.

>The "drink and suddenly you'll know how to interact with people" meme makes zero sense to me
Alcohol is a social lubricant, you know how when you're having a conversation with co-workers/acquaintances and half the time you don't give one fuck about what they're saying and are bored out of your mind? Well alcohol makes that more bearable and it makes you talk a lot more because you stop giving a shit what people think. That's why the CIA gives prisoners some booze when they want to squeeze important information out of them.

this hot young apprentice rejected me asking her out for a drink bros. i really fell for her and now i feel like daniel plainview and lt. willard. does it get better bros? i dont wanna turn my head away every time i see her at work. rejection truly sucks.

>Just be nice to girls.
I went through my entire life exactly with that "treat women as just your friend" meme and everytime I just become a mere acquaintance to them. And because of that flirting as a concept became so alien that I would feel as if I'm being extremely rude to the other person if I tried to flirt in any kind of way.

Is she good looking? I'm guessing you're a Chad.

>it makes you talk a lot more because you stop giving a shit what people think
This is the part that makes no sense to me. If I don't give a shit why would I even speak to them? As I've said, once I get drunk I'd more than often not only stop talking to anyone but even get up and go straight home not giving a fuck does anyone know where I am or not.

>on first day in that office job
>10/10 kusakina tier qt is supposed to show me the job and how everything works etc.
>she looks absolutely stunning, dat ass, nice beautiful tits, slender body and her eyes oh my god you drown in this when you take a glimpse
>then its time to deliver some paperwork to a bank nearby and she shows me where it is
>in the car I attempt some smalltalk
>she instantly slips into the conversation how she has a boyfriend
>accidentally say loud "I knew I had no chance" which felt really really cringe
>silence in the car for the next 36 minutes

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"I ask a second time for her number"

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because you want something out of them, retard. That's how social interaction works. You offer something, you get something bad. If you have social anxiety, booze helps you work toward getting that thing (through social skills) without fear of rejection.

i may be autistic so dont take my word for it but i think laughing it off wouldve worked

>accidentally say loud "I knew I had no chance" which felt really really cringe
At least you didn't say "m-me too."

I thought maybe I wasn't talking loud enough so I had to repeat
we were in a elevator and the ride down takes forever

Nah, she's like 6/10 but has a really nice ass. The other day she was asking me what I thought of her ex's ex girlfriend. She's whacky as shit and has self esteem issues, even if she's trying to indirectly tell me she's interested in me, there's no way I'm risking it. And no I'm not a Chad.

You don't need to turn your head away since she'll probably turn hers first. Also be careful with human resources from now on.

>because you want something out of them
Why would I want anything from a coworker/acquaintance that bores me out of my mind and I don't give a single fuck about?

get something back*

why would you say that? What do you even gain by saying that? Do you have zero impulse control or something?

23. Same

it's getting rather hard to deal with all the rejection bros

I have a girlfriend and it sucks.
>Costs money
>"Turn the English dub on, user! It's better because you don't need to concentrate"
>Around once a month I have to socialise with her friends
>Keep meaning to leave her but the thought that it would crush her and entail awkwardness has been holding my tongue

Becoming a wizard at 30 is real if you spend that time and effort on yourself. Do that instead.

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The only reason to go to a party is if you want to have a good time by interacting with people, how is sitting and drinking alone not talking to anybody a good time? The alcohol makes it easier for you to take actions to have a good time like talking to people. How much do you have to drink normally in these settings?

networking, friendship, etc. are all possibilities. Other times you maintain basic social standing so people don't think you're an autistic sociopath (even if you are)

bags of sand

because the loneliness is driving me insane

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Because women don't rate men on a normal distribution, a male 6/10 is like a female 3/10

>dude you have to get drunk and listen to people you don't care about so you can maybe "network" in the future lmao
yeah fuck that

I'm not sure what to tell you.
Just be comfortable. Don't force anything.
Sometimes this type of guy talkes to me and I can see that he actually doesn't want to be here. He's sweating. His hands are shake and he's fidgeting around. He's just not being himself and is clearly just trying to pull something off.
Pls don't be one of those guys.

Ew. Spics are so gross.

we dont have the hr at the work and im doing fine with the bosses.

and then you go suck off a chad in the toilet right?

If I got attention from a 6/10 with a great brapper, I'd be all over it. I'd at least go to dinner with her or something.

Why are you hanging out with them with alcohol if you don't give a single fuck? You clearly give some fucks or you wouldn't bother showing up.

im 20
keep those greentexts comin so i know what not to do
help a kouhai out

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Not today boys

>im 25 but i tell ppl im 21
Based

When I turn 30 I'm going to find you and throw a fireball at you faggot

>a good time like talking to people
Talking to people is not my ideal idea of a good time.
>How much do you have to drink normally in these settings?
Logic is in charge before I drink, holding that normalfag facade with others and trying to be social with my """friends""" because I know that's what I need to do, and when that part of the night comes where I finally drink enough where I stop caring about what they think of me or anyone else around me so I usually go home without even saying goodbye to anyone.

Maybe I shouldn't drink at all.

>26 khhv
>phimosis and ipersensitivity which caused a literal sexual trauma
>not interacted properly with the opposite sex since highschool
>chad-faced but 5'5 manlet and severe social anxiety

>just b urself ;)))

translation: be a chad and if you aren't one don't try to trick me into thinking you are. just go die quietly in the corner

I can't afford to lose the job, otherwise I would've given it a second thought when she literally whined to me about how she wanted someone to take her out to see Toy Story.
Maybe when I change jobs I'll think about it again.

And let her steal my Jango Fett? Yeah no

Just self improve brah

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I disagree. Accepting that I will never have a gf or wife means I don't have to wagekek very hard

I can literally live off a part-time job and have more time to shitpost without a woman to spend money on and impress. My only fear is eventually the people I live with will get a gf and move out, and the older I get the harder it will be to find a roommate.

I'm a pathetic nice guy that will fulfill almost anyones wish, so when coworkers invite me for drinks on friday I comply when in reality I don't want to be there at all.

Autism

>chad
Don't generalize people like that.
Everybody is unique.
You're also saying this like it's a bad thing.
He's comfortable while doing such things. It's a expression of his personality while these weird guys are clearly forcing themselves in this situation just to fuck some girls. They aren't genuine.

>Just be comfortable.
wow great insight user bravo thank you so much never thought of that, simply amazing advice right here

Mine are still in the original boxes. What a pleb.

>be me in class at undergrad
>black cutie I chat with a lot along with chill 6'2" Russian guy
>talk to her more often, want to ask but don't have the balls
>catch her walking alone at night on campus after class, run up behind her way too fast
>obviously russled, thought i was some aggressor probably
>mentions she has a bf
>okay
>year later at friend's party talking to kino gay guy everyone likes
>apparently he knew her and told me she was a little unstable, a slut, and lusted for my chad Rusky friend's dick
>mfw I couldn't get with a mentally unbalanced and sexually promiscuous girl
>mfw her attention was all on Russian bro whenever the three of us were in class

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>tfw 23yo virgin

I don't understand how this happened. I went to a great school and have a good-sounding job that makes me bank compared to my peers, I have a good network of close friends who I have tons of memories with and chill with every week, I'm good looking enough to get compliments from girls, I'm /fit/, but I've never been able to do more than hook up with a girl. I was too autistic in high school and college to socially interact with girls in a romantic way and now that I graduated I have no idea how or where to meet girls and even when I do occasionally meet a girl and get her number it never works. What the fuck do I do? I can't use Tinder because all of my friends are dudes so I have no pictures and I go out to bars and clubs every weekend and still get nothing.

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Why on Earth would anyone take a picture like this?

>They aren't genuine.
aka they aren't attractive

>You're also saying this like it's a bad thing.
I have to give you credit, it's usually difficult to get women to admit to sucking off random people in public. at least you're honest

>these weird guys are clearly forcing themselves in this situation just to fuck some girls.
The entire concept of sex is so foreign to me I literally don't see it even as an option while talking to a girl, so no.

how the hell do you get rid of face fat?

>And because of that flirting as a concept became so alien that I would feel as if I'm being extremely rude to the other person if I tried to flirt in any kind of way.
Practice. Go to old fashioned chatrooms. Sure you're probably talking to a dude, but at least it's a way to get comfortable with the concept, move on to dating apps after that and chat through text. Meet someone local and just upfront say you're actually really reserved and shy, but would really like to find someone to open up with.

You're not having a good time because you don't want to have a good time, simple as that.

Do you actually talk unprompted in these settings or are you a typical autist that doesn't speak unless spoken to?

Do you live in their basement? Be honest.

I'm 25 and will die a kissless virgin. At least there's Meana Wolf to jack off too.

you can't use Tinder because you don't have any pictures. Hmmmm...... Do you think perhaps there's a simple solution to this?

>childhood friend no longer a thing
>girl next door no longer a thing

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>Meana Wolf
the only thing I jerk off to is Virgin Loser Humiliation JOI

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Marry her, then the two of you will stop fucking entirely.

>are you a typical autist that doesn't speak unless spoken to
Something like this, but I'm extremely aware of it so I try to be "normal" and social in the first part of the night and no one ever calls me weird or anything like that, they wouldn't invite me over and over again if they did, but yes I do it let's say manually instead of out of genuine interest in those other people.

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>had severe cystic acne as a teen
>still have lingering problems and im almost 30
>was already pretty shy in the first place
>WELL ITS YOUR FAULT HAHA JUST BE YOURSELF BRO

just want to die, frankly

it's really less attractiveness and more autism. women can smell desperation on a man regardless of how much he lifts or how good his hairline is

>Sometimes this type of guy talkes to me and I can see that he actually doesn't want to be here. He's sweating. His hands are shake and he's fidgeting around. He's just not being himself and is clearly just trying to pull something off.
but if that same person is attractive he's just mysterious and intriguing, am i rite

This

Why is there always a kissless virgin thread up on Yea Forums? Other boards have them every so often but Yea Forums always has one up.

These threads make me incredibly depressed because they remind me that I'm a 25-year-old kissless virgin who will never get laid. But I don't really think about it outside of these threads. I should just avoid these threads.

This is terrible

>chads aren't a thing
cmon now

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This thread reminded me why I don't even pursue girls, they all have boyfriends or (because of my age now) husbands.

What I mean is I don't have any -good- pictures. I can take a fucking selfie right now but that just gets me fatties. All of these Tinder guides say you need like candid pictures of yourself doing things taken by someone else, I don't know anybody who just takes pictures of people I don't understand how people even get these pictures.

I wish I knew it would be like this now, maybe I'd have worked up the balls to ask a girl out in high school.

Check out this crypto-chad

I am repulsed by the vast majority of women i meet on a physical and metaphysical level. The only good ones are in a relationship. single women are single for a reason

It makes me feel better because I see that I'm not alone and it slowly becomes almost normal.
Makes me think of mouse utopia.

guess it depends on the person. The hottest girl I hooked up with was when I was almost blacking out (literally don't remember a minute or two of kissing her) she was way out of my league and an aspiring instagram model with a few dozen thousand followers.
Actually the easiest time I have with women it's when I pissing out drunk and have to ask people the next day how attractive she really was.

I need to be a prisoner of CIA then

Don't know what you're talking about, I see threads like this up on Yea Forums and /fit/ all the time

>it's really less attractiveness and more autism. women can smell desperation on a man
We all really underestimate this shit, but I think everyone can smell off desperation it's just that women experience it way more than men and can smell it coming from a mile away by the time they're in their 20s.

Yeah I know there is no progress unless I push myself out there, I just need to know how.
But as for datings apps this is me so that's out of the window

Not my problem if you choose to be a virgin.

Yes, I started having sex around your age and now I’ve spelt with easily 20+ women at 28. Had some nice longer term stuff but now just dating around. The key is to stop giving a fuck about how awkward small talk and flirting is, it really doesn’t matter at all what you say it’s more just having the right tone and keeping things light. Think of it like how shitty Marvel movies always feel the need to show you that they also think their subject is ridiculous and not worth taking seriously - that scene in Endmeme where they deflect from pulling incoherent time travel out of their ass by saying “I get emails from a raccoon, none of this makes sense” should be your template: I’m trying to get you to let me penetrate your orifices, none of this makes sense girl

literally where do you even find people to talk to? I swear to christ I have no idea how you people do this shit. do you all live in big cities or something? half the stuff you reference doesn't exist in small town USA

>dude just choose to be comfortable lmao
ebin

>aka they aren't attractive
That's just you being negative.
I've never said that.

AI sex bots when

Skewness

You have to become rich and then go on seekingarrangement then. It doesn’t require you to be all that rich in all honesty, especially given that you don’t have any dependents

pick any remotely interesting location/landmark (e.g. tourist spots, statues etc) and ask someone to take a photo of you in front of the landmark. You can always crop the photos afterwards.

>even considering the possibility that you could have a girlfriend or be normal

cant feel bad if you dont try lol hehe

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just jerk off then jesus christ

Yeah, you did. not explicitly, but obviously a woman would never do that.

We can see right through your bullshit. You don’t have to lie.

>5'5"
It was over for you before it could ever truly begin

the worse thing about this is how you will remember it constantly for the rest of your life

How do you just start having sex at like 22/23, I feel like anyone I talk to has so much more experience than me and they all expect me to have even more experience than them.

Not at all, I get plenty of attention but it’s never from aggressively sexual girls so I don’t bother to reciprocate

I just don’t have any drive to chat up women and am a social autist most of the time
Fetish porn probably has something to do with it

autism =/= desperation

I'm the total opposite of desperate when talking to girls, so afraid of opening up to anyone I probably seem like I'm not interested in anyone whatsoever, even if the girl I'm talking to is a 11/10 goddess

manlets have big dicks tho

That guy on the right no doubt still gets pussy

BASED

If you really understand women that well why are you a virgin then?

Just lie about everything lmaoooo

I don't have any friends to set me up and rarely leave the house.
When I have to go to uni, I go, take notes, come back, never talking with anyone.
Getting a gf is as realistic for me as becoming president of the world is.

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the human race would be better off without your weak genetics

Then I'd say instead of dating apps try chat roulette and omegle, and try to talk it out before getting out there and trying it.

But I’m not a virgin my dude.

I agree that is not too hard to get laid if you actively seek it out, but you sound like a MASSIVE virgin, bro. Not even memeing. “Go to a club and wait for someone to talk to you” LOL have you literally ever been to a club in your life? It doesn’t sound like it

fuck lads the 2020 world leader president is right here

>become rich
WHELP guess I'm fucked. It's amusing because back when I was in better shape I had women interested in me but fucked it up because of autism. Now I'm obese and my autism's only gotten worse.

But your game has to be on point to even get a slampig here
My virginal standards are too high so I won’t put in the effort for that

Hookup apps only work if you already have a social life and can put up interesting pictures or are genuinely model tier

>She is impressed with your dick pic and you still can't close

Wow, you are probably the biggest fuck up I have ever seen

Yeah no shit I already do that and none of my friends know I'm a virgin at 23, I even make fun of my one friend who is. But like I have no idea what to do beyond flirting and then getting a number. I can never get past texting it never works and I don't know how to text girls or kiss them let alone have sex