Does anyone else here think that the very idea of an 18-year old virgin would be preposterous...

I was basically invisible throughout the entirety of high school. Not even bullied or anything like that, just invisible. As soon as the last class was over and I went home I was non existent.

Mind you that I literally never even got a kiss, let alone got laid.

35 year old wizard here

I hate americans

how?

I just don't leave my room that much.

This isn't meBut it's probably a mix of childhood trauma, my own insecurities and a somewhat religious upbringing.

For a woman it is pretty preposterous.

Multiple women have asked me out, I've always declined. I am a 6ft 6" built, virgin with a an okay face.
I've remained a virgin for the sole purpose of one day, at the age of 40, on my 40th birthday, blurting out:

"Yeah everybody listen.... I'm still a virgin.
Guess that movie was pretty realistic after all?"

To you, this might sound insane, but to me it is the reason I wake up every morning...
It'll be the ultimate punch-line.
He he, ha ha, ho ho.

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Yup.

All women have to do is have a semblance of good hygiene and they can find a companion.

How the fuck do I avoid being this much of a fuck-up? I just turned 18 and I have 3 girls who I regularly text but never closed the deal on.

>All women have to do is have a semblance of good hygiene and they can find a companion.
They don't even have to do that.

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based

The only thing I can tell you is that nothing will just "naturally" come to you, you have to regularly engage and approach.
The best advice is to leave this site immediately and never come back while you can.

>The best advice is to leave this site immediately and never come back while you can.
Kinda hypocritical

he's volcel

Very based

The key part is "while you can"

And what's stopping you

Stay here for a longer amount of time and you'll see. You enter a hellish limbo of hating the site with the entirety of your being and still F5ing the catalog out of pure reflex.

5 more months plus a day, and I become a wizard!

>le I'M SO DAMAGED BY Yea Forums, MOM'S GONNA FREAK meme

This movie was too ahead of its time, wasnt it?

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My favorite meme

In the civilized world, You go to school, Do your work and o straight home.

How the fuck do american parents let their kids roam free? How do they let their daughters go out on their own when they can get raped? Or even let another kid stay at her home?

haha more like 7300 days and 7300 nights for me hahahaaha

>be 16
>finally get my first actual GF
>"Yes! I can finally stop worrying about when I'm going to lose my virginity"
>Later on she tells me that she doesn't want to have sex before marriage
>not even for religious reasons, she just wanted her first time to be special
>break up with her after 4 months
>Still talk to her sometimes
>Tells me that she's gone off to New York for college
>also talks about how she's always out drinking, smoking weed and doing cocaine even though she told me she would never do drugs because of her deadbeat brother's history with drugs
>probably has been fucked too since she was almost as adamant of being celibate from sex as she was from drugs
>I just turned 20, still a virgin
never fall for the "EVERY GIRL IN HS IS HORNY user WHY HAVENT YOU LOSY YOUR VIGINITY" meme

>never fall for the "EVERY GIRL IN HS IS HORNY user WHY HAVENT YOU LOSY YOUR VIGINITY" meme
You just proved that it's real, you tard. Have sex.

>she doesn't want to have sex before marriage
I'd say that's more than fair, if your relationship needs intercourse to work, it won't last a half a decade.

Proof women don’t need college
Or indeed school

>I'd say that's more than fair, if your relationship needs intercourse to work, it won't last a half a decade.
If she doesn't want to have sex with you in this day and age, you're the beta bucks.

The awful morals of this century, it used to be so much better:
>In medieval Europe with its strict classification of women as virgins, wives, and widows, any woman who did not fit into one of three categories risked being equated with member of the only identifiable, demarcated group that did not fit: prostitutes.

No sex before marriage doesn't mean you can't fool around.

This.
I didn’t have sex with my wife until marriage but we did tons of fooling around before then.

>The awful morals of this century, it used to be so much better:
Even if you discard the religious aspects (which I do), there's still a huge problem. If sex is just a biological function like shitting, why should anyone care if someone, say, cheats on their partner?

what's "fooling around" mean?

>just turned 18

Meaning you were almost certainly browsing/posting here while still 17. Reported ;^)

>what's "fooling around" mean?
Anything but the pus.

Absolutely based

Lost my virginity at 16 (straight male).
Or being one of those dudes that seemingly didn't understand the concept of a shower. Seriously, when I was in high school we had an unofficial "video game club" which was just a group of kids that harassed the civics teacher until he let them us his room to hook up their gamecube/PS2/whatever in his classroom. He used to call them "the smelly kids" and holy fuck they were weird.

had a normal life until age 15, but was very childish. In this age Everyone else started to "man up" ie having GFs, sex, smoking, getting a license for at least a scooter while I was concentrating on grades and videogames. People started ostracising me for having a wrong mindset until I was a social outcast and well... here I am

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>dude just shower lmao
normalfaggots are true mental midgets

have sex

This, minus the grades

In my case it was partly shit social skills but also really discouraging experiences the first few times I tried approaching women.

First asked a girl out and got rejected when I was 14. Had a few more instances of rejection after that, but via text or facebook chat because of cowardice.
Haven't managed to ask anyone out again face to face since then, that was 12 years ago.

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>scandal to his race
What a narcissistic little schizo you are. Nobody would think that.

>How do you manage to get all the way through high school without getting laid at least a few times? You're literally surrounded by dozens of horny teenage girls.
It depends on where you live as well as stuff like ugliness. If you're in a big city, any personal embarrassment that could get in the way is dwarfed by the volume of people. If you're in a smaller town, you're screwed.

by being an awkward autistic fucker in highschool

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What board was that? holy shit what a wasted opportunity. I don't know if this counts but every "tomboy" girl I knew in during highschool years turned out to a have a smoking body later on

Are people actually this delusional or is this user just baiting?

I'm an 18 year old virgin

>I'm really happy that I walk into school and have economics with you.
Wow. I can feel the romance just oozing off of this robot who can't help but speak in code.

F

because promiscuous people are amoral

confirmed

This is just legitametely sad.

This is not necessarily true. In the past year I've had a woman send her friend over to ask if I had a girlfriend or was married because she wanted to fuck me. No subtly, straight business.

Another time a married woman bought me a drink and told me she wants to fuck with no strings attached.

Of course they ain't a keepers, but as long as you even pretend to be a chad it's possible. Just don't be a faggot.

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Every woman is horny, but they're only horny for beasts of men. Not for beta cucks.

Put yourself in a woman's shoes. Would you let a limp-wristed faggot fuck you? You'd be repulsed at the very idea. No chick wants to fuck a guy whose proverbial dick is smaller than hers.

She needs a strong man to protect her. Not a bitch to babysit.

That's all you need to know to succeed.

>dude just exist and be attractive lmao
I'm sure I could go to a bar alone every single night and if I don't do anything no one would ever talk to except for maybe the bar man

>She needs a strong man to protect her. Not a bitch to babysit.
This is what baffles me.
>Women claim that they're equal.
>But they also claim that they need a dominant man.
>They want a guy who expresses his emotions.
>But they're way more attracted to a stoic badass.
I wonder why so many people aren't getting laid nowadays? It's a mystery!

Makes sense to me. They want to encourage girls to shun childbearing, marriage and family and embrace unprotected sex, multiple partners and general sluttery.

Good.Girls are horrible and they eat all your chips.

>I'm sure I could go to a bar alone every single night and if I don't do anything no one would ever talk to except for maybe the bar man
Pretty much. Why would women make the first move if all of the guys are going to approach her anyway?

Be ugly.
Not be social.

In my case I was not even UGLY in capital letters, but I had terrible dorky haircuts, wore running shoes with jeans, and had bad posture.

I am fat, but in a strong sense. I also have a fucking amazing beard. But I wouldn't say I'm traditionally attractive.

It comes down to how you carry yourself..

I have a mate who is 10/10 sexy. He also has a huge dick. But he used to be a huge pussy, which would turn girls off. I remember his girlfriends at the time said she wasn't attracted to him. It certainly wasn't because he was ugly. It was because she perceived his personality to be ugly. She saw him as a poofta, if you will.

He's since stooped acting like a faggot, and things haven gotten better. Looks help, but they're not the be-all-end-all.

I first had sex at 20

>High school wasn't particularly large
>Mainly focused on vocational education, which doesn't even attract many females
I could count the amount of girls in school with my fingers, and they were nowhere near my class.

Same but minus 6 years so it's more socially acceptable for now.

It's the classic "Feminism vs. Biology".

Who's going to win? Millions of years of evolution, or a hundred year of dumb broads complaining?

Use the fact that there are so many 'pseudo-men' to your advantage. Be the man woman want.

This is something I learned a long time ago. In any situation, what would James Bond do?

Would he sit there any cry, complaining about the situation. Or would he fix/make the best of the situation?

If he wouldn't do it -- don't do it. You should be fine.

Based. Girls appreciate someone that's interesting more than anything

I live in Ireland and by default, most secondary schools are gender exclusive (surprisingly there hasn't really been any push from the gender benders to abolish this system and have us think of the poor trannies) so I've never been surrounded by a qt who I've had a crush on.

I have autism AND I'm ugly. If it was one or the other I could have made it by now

That was my life too. Took awhile for me to figure out how to turn it around after school

Reminder that incels don't exist. Just people with high standards and those who refuse to visit prostitutes.

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32 here, same as you.

I'm 25 and I've only ever kissed and had sex with other boys

>Use the fact that there are so many 'pseudo-men' to your advantage. Be the man woman want.
>This is something I learned a long time ago. In any situation, what would James Bond do?
This is the kind of thing that I tend to follow.

Bond would find a way to push through the situation, seduce the woman, and save the world.

Bitch boys would just sit there and cry as Blofeld kills them.

at least you don't have orange hair

based and redpilled

It kind of pointless to try when you are a mid twenties unfit brainlet wagie. not many women want marry or hookup with loser that makes less the most of society.

Im 26 and only fucked 4 girls, got blown by 9 and kissed about 20 :(

Literal copypastas wtf these posts were first two in this same thread several days ago

Sometimes when I'm in a heavy argument with someone, doesn't matter is it family or a "friend", mid talk I just get this extreme urge to just throw out the blatant truth of me being a kissless virgin while being 27 right then and there to completely shatter that person's way of thinking in that moment. Just to annihilate any reason and logic they had, make them reprogram their brain while they stand there.
I know long term such a thing would do nothing but make me seem utterly pathetic, but goddamn it would be a satisfying release.

Tired of holding this faux normalfag facade all the time

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Im going to Aruba in two months and i plan on visiting the sex workers there. I assume I need to bring condoms, but how much do they charge? Also how i do I explain do my boomer parents that I plan on doing this since they are pretty nosy.

I never said to anyone irl that I never even kissed a girl at 25 years of age so letting it out here and seeing people in similar situations is my only possible catharsis.
Don't know about the second post.

It not the even lack of sex that is mentally draining me, it the thought that I am going to be too old one day to have a family. I feel like I owe my mum at least one grand kid.

>B E E F Y

@ this thread, have sex incels :)))

Cocaine is nearly always accompanied by sex. It's not a bad idea to always keep a gram of coke on your having trouble losing your virginity

Between being able to look back at some situations, and being told by others about girls who apparently liked me, apparently I look good and missed a lot of opportunities.

But looks don't matter when the only person more autistic than you is Chris Chan. Took me until after high school to pick up on a lot of those cues.

Shit dude, this hurts to read.

I'm 29 years old and I kissed a girl on a dare once. No tongue.

I was in a similar situation when I started dating my first GF. She was very christian and refused any sexual encounters until marriage. Over time she eventually began giving me handjobs, then blow jobs then she couldn't resist any longer.

It really only takes time with women who claim they are waiting for marriage. The only time I have heard about it being upheld is when the dude has the same convictions.

What a fucking clown

By waiting until marriage you heretical abomination

Take it positive, at least you have watched a lot of kinos in your life.

>he thinks you can leave

Don't worry, we hate ourselves too

>You're literally surrounded by dozens of horny teenage girls.
i went to a highschool with average 2 girls per 5 classes, not even kidding. choosing it might've been the worst mistake of my life, i had basically no chance to learn talking to women.
not saying that i would get laid in a normal high school, but maybe i'd at least have a chance to.

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I'm so I'm in a similar boat as you, where my only experience of talking to girls my age was through a musical we did with a girl's school near us. But ultimately I guess I don't really give that much of a shit because I have other meanings in life than finding a girlfriend and I can enjoy life as some permavirgin. It's just that it would probably be nice if I was thrown into an environment where I could actually socialise with more girls so I won't fuck it up like I probably will later in life.

i'd volunteer easy peasy

completely unthinkable haha

>But ultimately I guess I don't really give that much of a shit because I have other meanings in life
i envy you because my situation is slowly killing me from the inside. it's just dumb because i basically knew what was going to happen if i picked that school, but i didn't know i would end up regretting it so much. now all "muh high school life" scenes remind me that i haven't experienced any of this and i wanna just kill myself.

I went to special ED, only one chick there and she was only a 4/10

Are you a retard?