Upcoming Projects

Upcoming Projects
>Molly(2020)
>The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard(2020)
>Limited Partners(2020)
>Bliss
Does Salma Hayek(52) prove that older women can still get work in hollywood

Attached: 363.jpg (1080x1080, 188K)

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s08vBIQnaole
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

mommy milky

she looks 32 at most

i would berry my dick so far in her tits that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur

do you really think so?

Attached: 2xn96wukhd701.jpg (1080x1080, 253K)

Nice

Still looks better than the sticcs and fridges that nu-Yea Forums likes to meme as attractive and that hollywood has a hardon for casting.

Only if they've got big milkers

There's some sticcs I like but in general prefer more curves

Attached: 1537970011774.jpg (1080x1350, 123K)

>The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
Can't really imagine how much the first movie would have fared had it been played straight as a serious thriller without any rewrites - sure, people would still come for Reynolds and Jackson, but it wouldn't be much as memorable.

I'm just concerned they might not be able to catch such bottled lightning in this one...

Attached: bevilo tutto, bevilo tutto, bevilo, bevilo, bevilo tutto.jpg (1777x737, 187K)

She was in Hummingbird Project. Good movie but her role was meh

>itt: bunch of beta virgins fawning over some fugly old mud bitch
What the fuck is your problem? Did the single mother that "raised" you make you this submissive and beta? Quit letting yourself get dragged around by the dick by ANY base bitch.

says the 30 years old virgin lmao, fuck off

k

I used to jerk off to this set all the time when I was 12. Good times.

Attached: 82129_074_Salma_Hayek_20061116190_122_405lo.jpg (2000x3000, 980K)

Maybe she doesn't look old because we are all over 30 now.

We have been at this shit for a long time.

Can you shut up. I'll be 31 in october and out of work for 2 months. I fucking hate my life

Attached: DdF1hSPW4AAaSSs.jpg (750x746, 148K)

>be child
>masturbate to her
>be teenager
>masturbate to her
>be grown man
>masturbate to her
what other actress has this longevity?

Attached: IMG_5327.gif (200x200, 2.47M)

same here user, those were pretty crucial pics
I'm like half her age but yeah still see your point

Who will be Salma of this generation? (B)Moner? Pic related?

Attached: adria_arjona_pacific_rim_uprising.jpg (1200x680, 88K)

halle would probably be the next best, of current actresses that is. But I think Salma edges her out

Attached: a9i3gemfoq901.jpg (2703x4176, 842K)

>what other actress has this longevity?
This one

Attached: Elizabeth-Hurley-gallery-update.jpg (719x723, 153K)

She still looks fucking insane, especially considering she’s probably older than some anons mothers.

Anyone who says otherwise is straight up still a virgin

She gave me the hairy women fetish

Attached: 85236084_Salma_Hayek_v_2002_godu_suygrala_rol_Friduy_Kalo.jpg (700x459, 61K)

was Wild Wild West a good movie?

Attached: YiXPZnl_d.jpg (640x749, 34K)

Yes
Aesthetics
Humor
A GIANT STEAMPUNK SPIDER FOR FUCKS SAKE

>A GIANT STEAMPUNK SPIDER FOR FUCKS SAKE
it was supposed to be in the Nicolas Cage Superman movie

God this set was amazing. Imagine how much cum was spilled for that set

Arjona isn’t big enough, she’s still a literally who for most people.
Moner might be able to do it with how she talks about taking care of herself and seems to actually do it.

Attached: 78B0E8AF-0C3A-4C22-AA27-9D1775F3E33A.jpg (750x1334, 172K)

I would take good care of her too

fellas, has she ever done any lewd scenes? i need to see them

Attached: boobies.jpg (1500x2362, 422K)

>has she ever done any lewd scenes?
is this a joke? that's her entire career

You can see her tits in the Frida movie she did

Someone post the webm pls

she looks younger than brie larson who's 29.

I need the hotel room footage from later that evening

she's gone nude multiple times
also has played a stripper multiple times
coincidentally she has never played a nude stripper

Attached: salma sarandon.png (499x735, 410K)

That's what happens when you take care of yourself

Attached: Duq5iUbWsAM3Iy8.jpg (634x789, 105K)

think salma was also a bit more blessed than most

Attached: SalmaAt50.webm (1000x1000, 244K)

no but they need a token mexican lady

guaranteed she says "ay dios mio" in everyone of those movies.

Well that's obvious

Attached: 1516018626986.jpg (1000x1502, 260K)

support your claims with webms fellas

Attached: salma.jpg (800x488, 45K)

I would but tired of getting banned

>have a coworker that looks a lot like her, maybe less hotter by the face (closer to Haley Atewell)
>chat a lot, said she's going for a night with her friends
>probably got dicked recently
>this thread goes up
I really need to have you know what

Attached: Salma-Hayek-Feet-3954185.jpg (1065x1920, 386K)

No snitching

Attached: 1539137319600.webm (500x500, 1.41M)

it's alright user, let it all out

Attached: 741ef5449127694.jpg (1472x2194, 207K)

>I'm just concerned they might not be able to catch such bottled lightning in this one...
Salma can hold an audience well enough.

You know someone who looks like the two best tit cows and you haven't made a move? Have you at least saved and jacked it to her pics

I've always found jerking off to pic cringy I have good imagination

I've never actually done that with someone I know, got close one night though

Memory fades, images are forever

fucking zoomer... wtf do you think people fapped to before the internet? I used to tear off lingerie pages from my mom's catalogues thinking she wouldn't notice.

What were they fapping to before paper?

So are they fake? Shouldn’t they have way more jiggle if they were that big and real?

Based. Zoomers will never know the struggle. I remember one time i had to beat off to a woman on the cover of a cereal box

Paintings and mosaics

I regularly sneak over to my neighbors house and bang his 54 year old Mexican wife when he is out of town. She doesnt look a day over 35.

pic related
Back then I remember console magazines with monthly pin ups, litteraly playboy pictures with titties showing and all. My DNA still glued on those.

Attached: images.jpg (165x305, 9K)

>mfw she married and had kids with a pajeet
Y’all mad white boys? Talk that shit now
No shit white women age like shit. It’s not that shocking.

Attached: 9668E848-3297-4419-B4D9-85285766EC45.gif (200x150, 1.03M)

she was literally designed to be raped

Have you never seen real tits jiggle user?

Yeah, and that webm seems noticeably absent of it

The ultimate kink was to find an empty condom package, they used to have pictures of naked/half-naked women printed on them

Attached: I can't believe it's not directed by him.jpg (1280x720, 98K)

>pic related

Attached: watchitvoiello.jpg (325x293, 18K)

>hhym sorry hholy father

Attached: voiello.jpg (620x340, 89K)

Is Adam Sandler /ourguy/?

Attached: zpsf910d200.gif (231x465, 1.5M)

>celebjihad
Because they look like they're going to burst out of her top?

yes, probably

Attached: SalmaIG.png (1080x1080, 1.9M)

Trillions of sperm from me, for starters

Fake tits are so easy to spot. Natural tits sags a little but still depends on how big they are

she needs to answer for the spermacides she's committed

Haha, wouldn't it be funny if actresses were covered in all the cum that people have spilled for them over the years. Like it was a reality tv show and they had to guess now much it was then get slimed with it like 90s nickelodeon at the end, haha.

Some of them are off to a pleasant surprise from me then

They are real in that webm.

Virgin.

yeah really, chicks like Salma for me would probably have a bathtub sized load coming for them

jesus christ

Attached: 1543346302566.png (625x471, 925K)

Fear not user.

I am a fossil, and employed for going on five years now - checked out of the career mentally two years ago, and recent review reflects that.

Enjoy your time here.

Try to find happiness - a trade, a career, a hobby, a loved one.

Best wishes.

Attached: salma purple.webm (638x672, 1.9M)

With how much she is moving and her size I would think there would be a bit more jiggle in that specific webm. But then there are plenty of other instances of jiggle.

Omg mega mommy milk tag team I can't take it I'm dead

Her tits are firm

Attached: 526full-salma-hayek[1].jpg (526x792, 44K)

Fake tits would wobble as firm blobs on her body. Only if they are full to burst with implants they stay on the chest.
Since she doesnt have this bimbo balloon blobs, it looks like genetic lottery firm skin cells.

Footfags are mentally ill

Those might as well be mine feet

this is a fake. someone photoshopped Salma Hayek behind some random feet. wtf

Even if you're an ugly French frog, being a billionaire can get you anything you want!!!FACT!!!

Attached: 55a7b7712acae700448b4a02-2732-1366.jpg (2732x1366, 337K)

I've always been a big fan

Attached: b95b3a449127687.jpg (1472x2492, 134K)

Attached: 1516752246446.png (1080x1080, 1.11M)

>my hitman's wife's bodyguard

Attached: d90[1].png (644x800, 13K)

Who's mogging who?

christinas are like twice the size
but we win either way

Attached: 89th_Annual_Academy_Awards_Red_Carpet_NauqOAN1jusx.jpg (840x1024, 175K)

Now that's some bravery, I see competition never scares her

>this thread
vocaroo.com/i/s08vBIQnaole

Attached: 1511947819723.jpg (1199x1600, 385K)

Holy mother of god.

Jesus christ I love this board.

Attached: 1526510713584.gif (320x310, 2.36M)

Gillian Anderson
Jessica Biel
Diane Lane
Helen Mirren
Carla Gugino

Attached: salma milkies.webm (640x480, 1.59M)

I'm officially jealous of a baby now.

blacked

I want to put my penis in her vagina!

when is Bliss even coming out anyway?

what did he mean by that

a starving african baby at that

I think I could wager a guess

Attached: Salma bikini.webm (450x450, 87K)

Attached: 1559504547225.jpg (1000x983, 84K)

Attached: 1561231328929.webm_snapshot_00.11_[2019.06.22_23.08.57].jpg (640x480, 129K)

BIG SWEATY MILKS

Attached: 2dd.jpg (600x600, 40K)

how big have those milkers gotten?

Attached: SH-SkoB.webm (1280x720, 685K)

her back end doesn't get enough appreciation

Attached: salma changing.webm (400x400, 158K)

Sub 5'5" girls rarely have problems with a butt

Attached: mcadams butt.webm (720x720, 2.85M)

impressive

Attached: Salma Donk.webm (640x640, 337K)