Boomers popped a boner over this

Me neither till I saw Casino

>zoomers fap to generic twitch thots

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truth hurts innit

>never watching Total Recall

>boomers popped a boner over this

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Be nice, it's all those hormones their parents are giving them that is destroying their sex drive, it's not their fault

>that zoomer in the other thread saying it looked like CGI

why is she bouncing so autistically?

autism

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>not posting most boner inducing scene

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>dyke haircut
i'll pass

hnnng

She had her hair pulled back in a tight ponytail in that scene, you /pol/-baiting dumbfuck.

The girl in the webm is Erika Eleniak too, not Sharon Stone, so you're faceblind as well.

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youtu.be/0xSP9RUoiX0?t=570

I see the pusy at 0:01 also nice hitler dubs

>boomers popped a boner over this

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>soiboi doesnt find women attractive
ease off on the basedamilk, its affecting your testosterone

white chicks cant dance

What's the zoomer equivalent?

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>not popping a boner from that suppressed MP5

Remy Hadley

i bonnered

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high cut best cut

>t.

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What about her drawings user?

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Why do you keep spamming this when it's people like you these posts were originally about?

>boomers popped a boner over this

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>actual boomers popped a boner over this

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there is none. sexy women are unethical

Its just a generic pussy. How is this boner worthy again?

She's overrated as hell

This. I need something a little more exciting to get off.

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Saying she's overrated is overrated, soicuck.

Sharron is so hot, goddamn. Watch Action Jackson

Pussy isn't often seen in movies for one

>there are people who actually dont think vaginas are fucking disgusting
what is wrong with you? Have you ever seen one up close? It's like the gates of hell.

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You have fried your brain with your daily porn habit
I’m sure your ancestors are proud

>decent ass
>narrow hips

It's too bad, because she's pretty and wide hips would make her a literal 10/10

this

Before porn was invented seeing pusy in movies was hot

Which of these girls did you get a boner to growing up, boomers?

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It’s as if they’ve never fucked a woman with no underwear in full clothing before. Or a woman period. Zoomers are more concerned with scoring their new fortnite emote.

thats just her thighs touching

what an unbelievably gay post

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totally spies. alex was my waifu

Was the first time a main stream actress showed vag

Gotta give that jew Jerry Goldsmith credit- the score for this movie is so goddamned comfy it's ridiculous
>youtube.com/watch?v=IwVnH6dNXbQ&list=PLvOU2OeQiM8WH1o0WM8TdZ_5w_mWVsg0x

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Also paying attention to Teen Titans cause of Raven and her leotard.

not him. any way to unfry my brain or is it ogre?

6 months of no porn

i'm like the total opposite, i haven't seen this scene in a while but my boner immediately popped. meanwhile naked chicks with their cooches out just doesn't get a reaction from the little guy anymore. is this worse or what

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Have you ever fucked on cocaine? It's nice.

then later she claimed she was exploited and became and toxic feminist hag. The standard progression of the modern actress.

Actually soïbois would argue that the very concept of the femme fatal is sexist. Chads are into femme fatals because they're not insecure about their sexuality and desires

That does make me think

t. 20 year old virgins

we didn't have access to porn.

I used to jerk off the jessica rabbit

Ginger from As Told By Ginger

This.
I used to jerk off to actual books. Like actual text on paper books, not even with pictures.

So you're a girl?

She’s better looking, even at 60, than every single woman in the MCU right now. You kids are tragic, you’re growing up with “females” like Zendaya as your sex symbols. She’d be used for the role of male Mexican third from the right in the 90’s.

>didnt have porn in 1988

BASED

I jerk off to erotic stories every day because my fetish is impossible to make real porn for and all the art is shit and there's barely any content.

tiles?

Don’t you have problematic gender assumptions to deconstruct?

I actually lay tiles for a living but no.

literally and unironically my first fap

damn, tilefapper's dream job

Shall we should get into a discussion about what gives zoomers boners?

those tits are horrendous

Boomers weren't exposed to hardcore pornography from age 9 onwards

personally, i'm here for the tiddies

Taking hours trying to pop one off to scrambled shit was pure kino you little shit.

I can't be the only one?

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same here
>Blonde
>wh*te
>short hair
>small boobs

>zoomers popped a boner over this

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yeah man, only one in the world, you special snowflake

I want a girl to dominate me though, preferably bit sitting on my face with all her weight pressing down and grinding her asshole against my nose and the rest of her face, grinding back to front, side to side, some braps are fine too.
I blame feminism for my femdom fetish, i remember when i heard about feminism when i was in high school and I thought oh, they want to have the same opportunities that men want so that means they want to be able to have a stay at home husband while she makes the money, then I found out all those women don't want that and they want to be spit on and slapped by men while having sex even though they claim to be strong.

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I'm a 38 year old boomer and remember pausing this scene on the VCR many times to jerk off to

well my fetish is Ohio

I never bothered to watch this film and I always assumed the cooch was never shown.

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>nip-slips but she pretends like nothing is really happening

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Dude I'm a little gay and you're a fucking faggot. Sharon Stone, even now all old, is a fucking dime and a half. She can snort my cock anytime.

Nah user I think that's called being adult. Proud of you son!

I broke my parents vcr pausing, fastforwarding, rewinding this scene.
Why has nobody posted it yet?

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IMAGINE

unironically kill yourself

ZOOMERS UTTERLY BTFO

>because my fetish is impossible to make real porn for and all the art is shit and there's barely any content.
Okay I'll bite: wtf do you beat it to, user?

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Totally spies, clover especially
Sailor Moon of course
Xena too.
Is the bottom left braceface?
Britney did s good job, but Christina was hotter

>Is the bottom left braceface?
if you meant bottom right, that's the sabrina animated series

>jerking off to text
Based and imaginationpilled

Tenchi Muyo is a harem anime. It's made for men.

Chanel 4 used to show 70's lesbian vampire movies from italy at like 2 in the morning.

128 minutes of bullshit and tease so you could watch 1 minute of tits and bush.
It was fantastic.

They also used to show a weird cut and paste collage programme of the russian and american space prgramme to a soundtrack of Boards of Canada, Autechre, The Orb, Orbital, Plaid, MAssive attack etc.
Used to stay up all night watching that smoking soapbar with my brother.

I miss the 90's. 9/11 and the internet ruined everything

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she was insanely hot in total recall and this

same

also, VIDS. An extraordinarily entertaining video review programme based in Glasgow. They reviewed proper movies like bad lieutenant, Killing of a chinese bookie, Buffalo 66, repo man, and trash like troma. They also had the "obligatory blue bit" where they would review an erotic movie and show the best parts of it. I would record it and watch it over and over.
They were like proto-youtubers before youtube was shit.

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Look everyone, user said the wrong thing again! Let's teach him a lesson and give him (you)s.

Found the gay

she peaked in total recall

>boomers popped a boner over this

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So I literally thread of naked girls pops up and nothing happens
But I post about pretty faces yesterday and I get a warning and the bread gone
What the fuck

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I write caustic, biting, humiliating emails to myself written in character as an adult actress, Dominatrix or one of their publicity people responsible for dealing with creeps like me

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>pretty faces
Ban this sick fuck

Welp, everybody has a kink.
I'm surprised however that you're dedicated enough to write this shit yourself.
Or do you just take standard templates found on the usual slew of story sites and [insert name here]?
Writing them yourself takes dedication.
That's a fap well earned, like the lewd artist that beats/shlicks to their own were (they all do)

I keked at that one, mofo

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the Chinatown score is GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0FyBGVdu8

>stealing your granddad's Sun and collecting all the page 3 models under your mattress

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actually vomit inducing, she's so ugly lol

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>absoloutley destroying yer mum's grattan catalogue lingerie section

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>paying your older brother to buy a wank mag from the newsagents

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>cheeky wank over the spice girls

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>stealing your brothers danii minogue calendar

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>generic pussy
Nigga all pussy is generic. Once you've seen one you've seen them all

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>stealing your older brothers FHM magazine, spraying it with jizz then returning it and hoping he never noticed

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>cartoon tit-cows from beavis and butthead

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>Once you've seen one you've seen them all
Found the incel. Each pussy is unique, they have their own individual character and challenges.

>HAHAHAHA OH WOW
>JUST IMAGINE, GUYS, IMAGINE, HOW WEIRD IT WOULD BE TO FIND SOMETHING SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE

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Wasn't something you usually saw a time.
Yeah, today you're one click away from gaping vaginas and prolapsed buttholes so shit like this really is nothing.

Makes me wonder what the people of the future will be jerking off to and how they'll look back to "girl's takes 5 dicks in her ass, her intestines fall out" as something tame.

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>I'm a little gay
stopped reading, faggot.

I blame my mommy for being a career woman

>tfw I successfully jerked off to the bible in juvie once
Also the penthouse forum things were better for jerking off than the actual pictures sometimes.

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dumb fucking weeaboo

Based

Kids today lack imagination.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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lots of faggots ITT

your filename is bullshit. you can literally see her the bulge of her clit. sure, shes not bent over presenting a gaping hole, but come on man, you can totally see her cunt

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I was never caught jerking off but I did take the lingerie section of the sale papers into the bathroom and left it on the counter like an idiot. And of course they were plus sized. And when I went back later to retrieve the papers they were gone.

You literally see the back of her head in that webm and there is no ponytail you blind retard

Gay men have good taste in women usually, unless they’re neurotic like Taika Waititi-Cohen, because they’re not blinded by the faintest promise of pussy.

See this Millennials
This was American cinema before Disney

Cold turkey, take the no-fap pill.

It's a shitty ridiculous movie aside from that, though

>ywn come home after a long day killing bugs to fuck best girl

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>zoomers wish she popped a feminine penis out

CONZIDER DAT A DIVOOS

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STATUESQUE

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>Also the penthouse forum things were better for jerking off than the actual pictures sometimes.

Truly a lost art form now.

The best nipples in life are the ones you imagine to exist in this blurry weary world.

>I had reach but she had flexibility

wow had no idea prime jlc had perfect tits, nice

pffft you haven't lived they're implants

Hello /k/omrade

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Yeah shit my bad. Meant bottom right.

I was a kid and didn't find it sexy. She was a horse, too much of a milf for my taste.

Pic related though, endless cum.

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that makes them better

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Xena, britney, bufy
I'm not into 2d, although I liked sailor moon

I think you need to try reading through again

I do the same and my gf writes them for me

Please stop posting this image. It frightens me. Please.

See you next Wednesday

Kek. I like you sometimes.

this image is instant +5 responses, what makes it so provocative

I did this shit in the 90s with cinemax, I was like 7, I was born in 1991.

Because it's always posted by the same known retard, who has been doing it for years, every day, hour after hour.
Just look at the archives if you don't believe me.

Great telly. Why did the Welsh Charlie Brooker not go on to create his own Black Mirror or Wipe show?

It’s Friday

Bullshut you fucking retard, look how they move when she strips off. In the 80s they only had shitty half beach ball fake tits.

gay

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Doctors did a great job on the shape, but materials weren't nearly as advanced yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=MtKsBrgGH84&t=1m45s
>>I took revenge in Basic Instinct

>1m45s
should be 1m42s

>tfw jerked it too much and hardly get a natural stiffy anymore

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it was a less gay time. it was a better time

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You guys are so lame always mentioning the same two movies.

Good enough for me, Muhammad.

Learn to take a joke ya fanook

I'm zoomer. If it doesn't have a cock, I'm not attracted. Not gay.

Kill yourself dataminer/useful idiot redditor

Sorry but those are real bruv

Why are you a pedo?

your ancestors fucked men you got faggots inside your blood

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>17
>pedo

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WHAT MOVIE IS THIS I NEED TO WATCH IT REEEEEEEEEE

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>what is filename
imdb.com/title/tt0105690/

Mighty kek.

I like this movie

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dancing is for stupid niggers

>zoomers with absolutely destroyed dopaminergic systems brag about not being able to get an erection without 15 tabs of tranny porn open for at least 2 hours while they huff their third hit of poppers
Oh shit, you sure showed us. Silly boomers being attracted enough to normal women that our dicks still work.

Honestly they're so perfect that if I so them in a modern movie I'd assume they're CGI.

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user, i think you don't know what a clit is.

Who is this ugly tranny

this was my CS spray for many years. dropping this right out double doors on dust2 earned me many a kill.

did anyone else try to psychicly force the image to become clearer, and sometimes it actually worked for 3-5 seconds?

poor Britney. she never stood a chance after that first album cover. absolute shame.

Is this degenerate or not? I can't decide.

There is no way a woman can understand what gets me off w/regard to erotica

Tallulah made me feel funny inside. I found it awkward watching bugsy malone with my parents.

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Not freely no. Porn was adults only unless you stole your dads. Only out in open soft porn you might see would be Playboy or Penthouse with the grocery store magazines.

based and redpilled.
marvel sois go nuts for black panther.
it's what's left of the audience that is excited for phase 4: BLACKED

>zoomers popped a boner over this

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Classic

Why are zoomers OBSESSED interracial sex, cuckoldry and analingus??

WHY?

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>eventually you inherit his old mags

Suddenly mom begins to THICCen out and dad is pleased with his work

Given that in nowdays porn you can watch 3-5 dicks stuffed in a bitch ass, what can I tell you? It was a different time.

>thinking ginger looked good
Are you a fish?

i like seeing pusy

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>70's Italian bush
sounds worth it to me my guy

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Thats literally her clit hood in the image jfc

never actually seen this scene. thanks for confirming that i never really missed anything