150 word essay due tomorrow

>150 words
>an hour and a half
hello einstine

DUUUUUDE LOOOK HE FELL FOR THE COPYPASTA THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MEMORIZE BECAUSE THERE ARE 10000 OF THEM xD BETTER BUMP THE SHIT THREAD

>started writing a script 2 years ago
>intermittently work on it, either obsess about it every day or completely stop touching it
>leave it at page 75, over 20 pages worth of notes all scribbled around
>started working on it again the last 3 days after attending a book presentation that reminded me of it
i'm gonna do it bros

It means this place is crawling with fucking redditors

good luck user

Memorize? Are you retarded?

>he doesn't know every single copypasta by heart and types them out by memory
>he actually uses copy and paste for copypastas
shameful

Its a classic troll

Unironically toss me the essay premise, I'm drunk and I'm JUST the man you need to write it for you

>150 word
>essay

underage b&

Guys I'm fucking starving and want a grilled cheese but my microwave is broken. What am I supposed to do?

Just drop out at this point tbqh.

Use a fucking pan.

Or learn to cook something healthy you fat piece of shit.

use the toaster

they're counter baiting

>sething this hard over being baited
Yikes

Post 75 of your favorite porn actresses in this thread. You have an hour.

WHAT THE FUCK? There are posts on this board with 150 words, what is wrong with you?

>falls for the pasta
Le sigh e_e

>Sell a script from a 3 page spec outline
>Have put those 3 pages into script format
>Agent keeps calling me but I don’t answer my phone
>It was due 2 weeks ago
>Spend the whole day arguing with idiots on Yea Forums about evangelion
>Why am I like this

I know this is a troll but I've been to a postsec institution in my country that prepares you for university and 500 word essays were the norm despite the fact that I was used to writing 2000-3000 word essays back in high school. It was really difficult to compress all of your thoughts.

Weird shit.