How the hell is Keanu Reeves so amazing?

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>narrow acting range
I don't understand this point of view. Bill & Ted, Matrix, and John Wick are three extremely distinct roles

you forgot Point Break

holy shit you're cringe, go lurk moar

I really like him, but I really hate large groups of people. And now everyone on the internet is collectively shilling for him 24/7 which is very tiresome to keep hearing about the same one person.
I hate him fuck you

he's reddit as fuck stop posting him here

Here's another (You) so you can enjoy the bait you made.

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3/4 of these movies are 20 years old, and even at his prime he gave some atrocious performances like Dracula which has to be one of the worst acting in any major productions ever. he was definitely miscast, but still. Since then the only barely decent movie he starred in is Wick which anyway owes a lot to him actually having operator's skills.
Are we actually pretending he's some triple A actor? Before he hit a lucky spot with JW his fame was kept alive only by literal memes.

Ehhh I definitely agree with most of that statement except matrix and John wick being terribly different. He has range but those are bad examples.

If you need video game commercials to appreciate someone then go fuck yourself.

you're forgetting about Speed

Suffering.

And? Yet another action movie, and yet another one which is more than 20 years old.

>the most competent people are good with money, the least competent people are bad with money

Well fuck, that's a shocker.

It's simple. We kill the 1%.

>lets kill the people that set up and run all the companies we depend upon

I love red heads

it was a distinct role unlike any other he's done and it was a distinct character he played very well

>fails to recognize war against middle class
>cost of living and inflation goes up
>wages stay stagnant

enjoy being a slave in the future bootlicker

He's a terrible actor, but that has been successfully exploited in the types of movies he stars in.
Good for him. Take this as a lesson that even the most untalented can achieve success.

>Constantly type cast as sad action man
>Comes out with a new Bill&Ted featuring the same cast as 2 and the kids they had along the way
The based level of this man is incalculable

Considering how terrible he is at acting his level of success is pretty amazing. It's funny cause you can tell he knows he's one of the worst actors of all time and his success in spite of it just depresses him. Really cool guy though.

new companies will form in their place

So what? His range is action movies, in which he can shine, but that's it. There are some exceptions like devil's advocate, but he's likely extremely dependent on the director.
And again, he hasn't done absolutely anything of substance since the end of the 90s, barring JW (overrated series imo) and the matrix sequels if you really want to count those. Good for him for going through a second renaissance, but if you take an objective look at his carrier you realize that any real potential it died long ago.

Me and the rest of the internet love Keanu so in my mind he must associate with my political mindset, and somehow everyone else's too!

>How is Keanu Reeves so amazing

He really isn’t though. He’s okay actor who’s not a dirtbag. That’s it

Personally I think this recent push is more nefarious and trying to program the sheeple to idolize more racemixed figures of attractiveness

>he's one of the worst actors of all time
thats hyperbole, made worst for how much he is loved but of all time in general is just silly

You heard it here folks, the internet don't lie

keanu meme is pushed because he's a really bad actor

everyone forgets his shitty performances like the one in dracula (objectively worse accent that the one dick van dyke makes in mary poppins) movie, because GUYS HE'S SAD , GUYS HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL BECAUSE HE RESPECTS WAMEN!

I am 100% sure keanu has pr team working on his image.

>extremely narrow acting range
Eh I never really have a problem with limited actors provided they're fully aware of it and know their niche (like Keanu does).
It's not like he keeps forcing himself into Oscarbait or anything.

There is no war against the middle class. Class war doesn't exist.
>cost of living and inflation goes up
No it isn't.
>wages stay stagnant
No they don't. Competitive salaries exist and you shouldn't depend upon your work for your only source of income.

How are they going to do that when people keep killing them?

Left wingers are utterly pathetic.

>It's not like he keeps forcing himself into Oscarbait or anything
You don't force yourself in oscarbaits, you are picked for it because you actually have some value. His star value for the last 20 decades has gone down the shitter, JW was a success because it was the first real action flick he starred in since the matrix that wasn't utter trash. He would also need to show some real emotions when acting in order to bait for oscars, which he clearly can't.

As if the people in charge are needed to run the company. The people working there are what makes a company run. The suits only rake in the profits.

two words nigga:
LAKE
HOUSE

>bootlicking intensifies

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> The suits only rake in the profits.
Oh yeah, Bill Gates and Jeff Besos had absolutely nothing to do with their companies.

I'll admit I haven't seen that one. But, in my defense, no one did.

Have you ever entertained the possibility that you're actually just a spoiled entitled fuck that doesn't appreciate how good he's got it in modernity?

Do you still like him or do you hate having to hate him?

Not that user, but how old are you? Legitimately curious. Not planning to join in on the fight.

>he's 54 years old

You are breath taking.

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I was born in the latter part of the 80s.

>OMG KEANU REEVES IS IN CYBERPUNK!!

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Then why does he have a company that makes expensive as fuck bikes? If he was truly a socialist he would give me one for cheap. Checkmate.

Well at least you can go back to liking Nic Cage now

His best work was Dracula. He really pulled off the british surfer that’s slightly stoned and confused look perfectly, just like the book.

>taxing the rich is socialist

lmao brainlets, our welfare is decreasing while the rich are buying another yacht because they never paid any tax to begin with

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Surprised it took this long for this to be mentioned.

Not him but Cage is unironically better than Reeves. His highs are much higher and his lows are much funnier.

The people who make up the top 1 percent and the bottom 50 percent change pretty rapidly, and depending on how you're measuring it.
Which particular people are we talking about who has lost all this wealth?

have a (you)

why bother writing those words when you could've just said "nuh uh" and it'd been the same

Well he fucked a tranny so there's that

Hey I'm with you man. Cage is an unironically great, if unconventional, actor. People memeing about bees for so long makes people forget it.

If you have a roof over your head and are able to eat a meal today then you're in the 1%.

dumb fAGGOT

none of you fucking children understand why everyone likes him, we've liked him since bill and ted, point break is the greatest film for every gen x fag ever, and then we had matrix, it does not matter what you faggots do on the internet this week, keanu is a fucking god and always will be

*sip*

because he has passion, dreams and a drive - the money is likely not the primary concern but he also needs to sustain the business so the bikes cost money

Leftist establishment shill

Both are crooks nevertheless and belongs to jail. Whatever they've done in their businesses, it's their employees that run the companies. Bosses are there merely gaining profits.

why is he being shilled so hard recently? To me he is just generic action star #1264, nothing special about him. There are just as many actors who have interesting life stories, who are as "humble" and "real" as Keanu, and yet they don't get memed all over Yea Forums and the internet in general. Is it really just the jews or what?

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He's a nice guy, very likeable, and his sad past makes him a sympathetic figure on top, but tell me 5 quality performances from him?

>can grow a Keanu beard
>balding at 27

First it giveth than it taketh away.

He is reddit personified

The thing is, he's redefined action movies, TWICE

matrix and john wick might only be two franchises

but after the matrix, every action film was influenced. and now we are seeing every action film being influenced by john wick. That's something special.

also, him having operator skills is no joke, it makes him the american version of jackie chan or whatever. He's not just some guy pretending like we usually get, he's actually knows his shit and it shows

His is a clock tick-tocking it’s way towards suicide.

He's lived his life in obscene luxury and has never produced a single thing. Sounds like every socialist I've ever met.

>He's lived his life in obscene luxury
well yes but actually no

What a victim mentality SJW sees in that pic:
>muh inequality, the rich are stealing from the poor
What a rational human being sees:
>the 1% are 1% because they are smart. Of course they made money while the bottom 50% of IQ poor brainlets continue to drink and smoke and make bad financial decisions

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don't forget good looking

yeah, watch this nigga roll down new york subway on his lambo
capitalists truly are indoctrinated to be delusional

>Keanu thread
>moomer & zoomer faggots arguing like it's middle fucking school/junior fucking high
>zero mention of this 80s classic and comfiest pairing of Keanu and Crispin

You know, it's really no wonder both of your generations need to be gassed to death

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Building yachts employs a lot of people

Thank you everyone
but I'm just normal guy who got lucky in life
I wish you all the best and love and if doubles everyone gets qt 3.14 gf w/ gr8 feets

>happa
>good looking

This flick manages to hit the disturbing mark without going overboard into purple prose type territory like so many similar try hard movies