Im Indian guy this movie give hope

Do you think she pooed and showered before getting into that dress or did she have a messy shrimp cocktail shit half way through the event?

>what would you think if I let out a poo,
>would you tell me to get off the street?

>Imagine there's no toilets
>It isn't hard to do

>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile

>I can't even recognize lily James
Well that's it, I'm officially retarded. She has a great bum too but I forgot about her.

KEK

>I read the news Today oh boy
>About a lucky man who made the grade
>He blew his ass out in the street

>Abdul
>Indian name
ya blew it

>I shat my pants today, oh boy
>the shitting street was just too far away

>There's nothing you can do that can't be done
>Whether number 2 or number 1
>Nowhere you can shit that isn't where you're meant to shit
>It's easy!
>Nowhere you can make that can't be made
>No street in this town than can be saved
>Nothing you can do as the poo will soon accrue
>It's easy!

>All you need is dung

>in the town where I was born
>lived a man who shat in the street
>and he told us of his life
>in the land of bobs and vagene

pakis indians whats the difference

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hope to plagiarize some old brit boomers?

>he's a real Mumbai man
>wipes his ass with his bare hand
>making all his feces land along the street

>doesn't want to own a loo
>squats wherever he wants to
>takes a shit in front of you and me.

>Mumbai man please listen
>you don't know what you're missing
>Mumbai man, the indoor toilet is right now on hand

>Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to
>Designated streets
>Toilets aren't real
>And everywhere there is dung about
>Designated streets forever

I'm a Pajeet btw

>shitting is easy when outdoors
>just defecate on all you see
>it gets hard to clean the runs
>when it all shoots out
>it doesn't matter much to me

>let me squat right down
>'cause I'm standing in The Shitting Fields
>toilets aren't real
>and dysentary's all about
>Shitting Fields forever

>Im Indian guy this movie give hope
indian guys are on the bottom of white woman's list

white woman would rather fuck a horse and risk her life than sleep with a fucking poo in loo...

reminder ana de armas's role was removed from the final cut but ed sheeran and james corden are still in it

kek

>you say loo
>I say no
>you say why?
>I shit on the floor

>I'm filling a hole
>with my curry induced poop
>that probably went bad yesterday
>where it will goooooooooooooo?

>UNZUP YOUR PANTS
>RELAX
>AND SHIT DOWNSTREAM

fucking kek

An actually good post, whodathunk?

>reminder ana de armas's role was removed from the final cut but ed sheeran and james corden are still in it
DROPPED

Aint got no reason
For takin a shit in the house
Aint got no reason
For takin a shit in the house, now

He was a street shitter
One way dropper yea
It took me so long
To find out
But i slipped, and i found out

>Is there anybody going to listen to my story
>All about the man who came from bombay
>He's the kind of man
>Who smells so much it makes you sorry
>Shits in the streets every single day
>Ah, pooooo, poooo

best one

This movie annoys me. The Beatles wouldn’t be nearly as popular nowadays, all the innovations of their music has already influenced music and advanced it to the point where they would no longer stand out enough to make it big.