Amazon offers to cancel Stranger Things if Netflix cancels Good Omens

Things are heating up in the devilish TV shows war.

After thousands of xtians petitioned Netflix to cancel Good Omens (a BBC-made show appearing on Amazon Prime), Amazon have responded by making an offer to cancel Stranger Things (the Netflix show). All concerned appear to be enjoying themselves immensely, except the butthurt xtians who don't understand why no one is taking them seriously, as usual.

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Apparently the god squad have actually realised their mistake now though - they're petitioning Terry Pratchet to get Good Omens cancelled instead.

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lmao! Stupid christians! They might as well believe in a flying spaghetti monster! I fucking LOVE SCIENCE

Would you like to tickle my le anushole with your tongue?

WHITES BTFO

This, but seriously

>Christianity can do no wrong because of a gross neckbeard I saw on Yea Forums!
>Time to donate to the tv bible man!

>they're petitioning Terry Pratchet

But he's dead

What kills me is these shows don't even make any sense.
Take Lucifer for example. Yeah he's a drug addled sex addict in the show who makes everyone around him worse off just by existing, but he's depicted as a crime fighter who hurts bad guys.

Like, uh, nigga wtf you think satan does? Tell people not to be degenerate fuccbois?

DUDDE I FREAKING LOVE SCIEEEEEEENCE Just do whatever crazy shit you want man lol rick told me that

Dammit, methinx you've just pointed out another flaw in their divine plan!

>fabricate story about "le dumb christians" to promote your show nobody watches

based

Sometimes it happens for real
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Christianity is a scam

>thousands
press X to doubt

Seethe harder, retard.

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Science is a scam. We still can't even get on Mars with all the money wasted.

Don't sprain your finger while tipping your trilby, athecuck

They got 20K signatures apparently.

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>Make mediocre show
>AstroTurf opposition to it for marketing
>Profit

I am a devout Christian... but sadly most Christian churches in America are scams.

Reminder that atheists still have 0 proof that god doesn't exist

>After thousands of xtians petitioned Netflix to cancel Good Omens
yeah, this isn't staged at all...lmao. can believe people are fooled by this.

Which shows you the balance in all things - there's zero evidence of god too.

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How so? not american or christian, just curious.

Not that guy or a yank but those mega churches, or pastors who constantly ask for donations since they need another private plane. Though really their both protestant so take from that what you will.

More related note I've barely seen any threads for this except the one complaining about some black girl talking about "manspailing" or something in the show