Remember that episode of SG-1 where they went back in time to 1969 and somehow ended up in Cheyenne Mountain even though the gate was in storage in New York? Psh, I really hope someone got fired that one.
Stargate Thread
Christian Jones
Carter Torres
kys yourself. 1969 was good.
Jackson Roberts
Then why did the gate just disappear for no reason?
Kevin Miller
Nah. They may as well have been literally anywhere else. The only scenes that took advantage of the setting were the cold war paranoia when they were first captured. Everything else was superficial as fuck and the episode itself was meh.
Cameron Cook
Man, we'll never ever get a show as kino as SG-1 again.
Landon Flores
im sick of this whore covering up her big tits
Noah Price
They're supposed to be covered, user.
Brandon Price
Has she done any nudes? I need something to jerk off to before bed
Jace Nguyen
God she's so cute bros
William Cruz
Is she lesibean?
Jason Lewis
And she was in SG1 and SGA, so it's all on topic.
Henry Flores
I'd sure like to enter her wormhole.
Easton Foster
I want to honk that big jew shnoze
Charles White
Just ONCE I would have wished that we got to see the Asgard fuck shit up
Charles Allen
How come they got wrecked along with the rest of the Milky Way heavies when the Ori first showed up, but later on their tech was all OP?
Ayden Williams
They sustained heavy losses during their conflict with the replicators
Mason James
O'Neill class ships were outdated tech by that point I suppose
We also never actually saw that ship get destroyed
But mainly plot reasons
Side-note, O'Neill ships were supposed to be fucking gigantic, but in that battle it was tiny
Tyler Richardson
Because like all sci-fi shows they kept having to fight bigger and bigger ships and bigger and bigger fleets. You can only save the world once, it gets ridiculous if the same tiny group of people keep doing it.
Nicholas King
In my head canon when they gave us their tech we just figured out how to turn off their safeties. Like those headphones that don't want to let you go past a 7.
Colton Mitchell
What's the scariest episode of Stargate? To me it's "A Matter of Time".
Luke Martinez
>australian man attempts to walk to alien store.jpg
Tyler Davis
what happened to that new stargate series?
Henry Myers
Colton Flores
For me it's "The Gamekeeper". I believe they had escaped from stasis too easily, for all they know they could still be trapped there. Also reliving some of your worst memories over and over again for who knows how long
Jackson Bennett
Fatty boombalatty Jodelle is best Jodelle.
Gabriel Murphy
>be me (little kid)
>be on holidays
>family gathers for Stargate evening (my dad loved this show and we all started watching, even my mom occasionally)
>its the fucking episode where Daniel has zombie hallucinations from some weird silver slugworms going inside him
>get scared as fuck from that episode
>later, on the toilet
>see silverfish crawling on the ground
>they look like the shit that crawled inside the characters
Fucking hell man
Caleb Fisher
Ryan Lewis
Silent Hill Jodelle is best Jodelle.
Nolan Clark
Released on Youtube and flopped big time(due to being terrible). Basically a monkeys paw.
Liam Lee
Trips of truth.
Also, fuck Dennis.
Isaac Harris
checked
John Perez
Why don't they hire good looking women for sc-fi shows anymore?
Ian Harris
you know already
Xavier Hall
>3 zat blasts disintegrates stuff
Worst idea ever
Brandon Thomas
Didn't Thor's Bilskirnir come in and fuck up a Goa'uld fleet at one point? I think it was Heru'ur? It pretty much just disintegrated the lot of them.
Dominic Robinson
Also the first Zat blast going from delivering a shock to dropping them unconscious instantaneously.
Jaxon Green
He beamed them out, yeah
They also did the same to Apophis in an alternate timeline
No true ship battles where they kick ass tho
Brayden Myers
Wasn't it the other way around? And explained away by them having grown immune or more used to the effect?
Of course, that in itself offers up the problem of why the fuck Jaffa who have been in a thousand battles for decades haven't grown immune to the zat stuns long ago.
Charles Foster
Could someone explain to me when jack had the ancient knowledge in his head in stasis that they didn't just ask him to cure the asguard?
Landon Lee
Ancients can't do shit about DNA that fucked up.