I vant to suck your blood

I vant to suck and fuck

it's a nice break from all the political shitflinging

Who was the first Dracula to say bleh?

Wake up Maria!

The real one, of course.

Did somevahn say Bleh?!

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what would you guys do if you encountered a scary vampire at night?
would you be comfortable with being immortal for an eternity?

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hehe oh no dont do that.

I would be ok with turning into a vampire since I already don't get any sunlight

Post actors that you want to play vampires

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Bite some cunny

But then you'd have to go out and meet a new person at least once a week, if not every day. The reward would be eating them, sure, but it might get awkward.

I would be a sexy vampire

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I'd only do this if I was able to keep them fertile

How many vampire Pepe pics do you have?

I'd like to see a vampire depicted like this instead of the generic slimy gentleman gypsy. It'd be hella scary if he was a non-human monster beast.

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Not him, but I like his style.

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Very based thread OP I must admit

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Kino

Hand over the (you)'s and nobody gets hurt

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Like 3 or 4

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I really, really like this picture.