Why does everyone pretend this was good?

>Why is everyone so impressed?
You know that theory about locking a room full of monkeys and typewriters?
This is one of those situations.

Shit
Reminder:
Shot for shot remake of
>the skeleton key
Peele is a dryhole hack.

?
I guess I get the comparison with the themes of racism and the body swap story, but the movies really aren't that similar at all. Big stretch there.

Its fucking shot for shot you insufferable pleb...there is a 4 year old yt vid exposing the similarities I suggest you watch before never posting again

Because most people have forgotten the Stepford Wives.

I couldn't make it past the 5 minute mark

ask me anything

>Its fucking shot for shot you insufferable pleb
Either you don't know what this means, or you're being very facetious, or you're just wrong. Either way it's a huge stretch, or you're wrong. Nothing much else to be said about it. You might as well say its a rip-off of Freaky Friday or something. The movies just aren't that similar (not even close to a shot for shot remake) and only someone desperate to prove it would come to such a forced conclusion. For the record, I really enjoy The Skeleton Key and have seen it multiple times.

Movie is alright. The concept was actually kinda good but it could have been easily improved.

>cut the trailer differently. It spoils the entire movie
>cut the entire first scene as it spoils the premise and it makes the second half of the movie predictable
>tone down the goofy TSA agent friend
>don't have all the black people that have been brainwashed be like housemaids and slaves. Would have been a lot more interesting if their party was more diverse and the main character kept having weird interactions instead of just the 1 guy
>don't have the secret area where the girlfriend keeps all the pictures of the guys shes abducted (for no reason) and it totally gives away she'll betray him (if that wasn't completely obvious)
>don't have the video explaining the process of the brainwashing. It's pointless in a story sense and it takes away from the horror/mystery of the concept
>don't have the white family and party act so over the top weird. They should be presented normal first
>throw in ANY sort of redherring in the plot so it's not incredibly obvious what's happening at the house

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I think it was good. I like the revenge and how he killed some of the members. It's hilarious how he managed to outsmart the brother.

It's an "ok" horror movie which automatically makes it one of the best horror movies released that year.

This honestly. And bullshit critical mile long stretches like thisonly prove it
Skeleton key is also shit

Yes shot for shot is hyperbolic
youtu.be/LNl0MLGKil0

it has nogs

>the achievements of black people
like what?

It was ok, my dad thinks it was one of the best movies of that year. I think he missed the point.

The Blues

Some black kino (one movie per director):
>Killer of Sheep
>Black Girl (‘66)
>Eve’s Bayou
>Black Mother
>Timbuktu
>Yaaba
>Touki Bouki
>If Beale Street Could Talk
>Do The Right Thing
>Yeelen
Are a few that pop in my mind instantly.

I thought it was pretty good. good concept, solid execution, and some great humor sprinkled throughout. I also thought the soundtrack was really good.

incel racist white supremacist

Good? It was the penultimate in horror of the last 10 years

It was a good movie about the absurdity of the black paranoïa.

>The villains are liberals
I don't get why Yea Forums hates it.

i only saw it once a few days ago and im worried if i watch it again I'll start to nitpick.
> I dont think im going to ever watch a movie twice unless its been 5+ years it'll give me time to watch new stuff and find old stuff thats new to me

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What was the point of hypnotism if you just physically replace the brain anyway

american culture = black culture

If you haven't notice this by now....the way americans worship blacks, you are doomed.

the blues is just sad country songs slowed down and nigged up, they would still be clacking bones together if we didnt give them access to actual instruments, and i'm not even racist, that is just the truth

>he has to pick cotton to save himself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>and nigged up
That's the "accomplishment" part.

We get it /pol/, you're triggered.

my point is that they don't actually create anything, they just take existing things and nig it up, if you want to call that an accomplishment go ahead, i personally see as more of a perversion, but to each their own

I watched some clips and it seems like black people cope porn.

>herp white people sure are civilized must be something craaaaazy going on behind the scenes.

All the people commenting are clearly minorities masturbating furiously to alleviate the underlying seeth.

"Mah wite pipo"

Niggers have so souls

do you really think that the modern american folk you know as "country" was around before the blues lmfao

This. Even the earliest American country came several decades after the blues was already well established. Delusional country-fags.

well, since my point was that blues was just sad country songs nigged up then you should infer that i am talking about country music before the blues were a thing, so no i am not talking about "modern american folk"

no, you fucking retard

Yes, faggot. How delusional could you be. Blues music was around in the late 1800s. Country wasn't until the mid 20s, and it didn't find its feet in the style that you know it until the 50s. This is well established. All you're doing by denying it is showing everyone what a retarded faggot you are lmao.

>no, you fucking retard
right
but actually, "yes"

I think the ending would've been stronger if they went with the alternate ending.

yeah, no. blues is derived from white country music, but i know how you people need to create false histories for yourselves to make yourselves feel better such as we wuz kangs, but it just isnt true

the irony could scarcely be thicker

>i know how you people need to create false histories for yourselves to make yourselves feel better
This is either some high quality bait or some of the most amazing projection I've ever seen.

country *came from* blues you smoothbrain

you know damn well why

Blues and country did not exist as distinct genres. It was all considered the same until it was segregated into 'race music' and 'hillbilly music' by the record industry

don't make me laugh, i bet you found that on wikipedia aka the white liberals self flagellation through the promotion of minorities and demonization of white history. why do you hate yourself?

i would believe this actually

I disagree. There are obvious musical elements such as the classic 12-bar progressions, blue notes/blues scale usages, and delta blues guitar stylings which make the genres distinct. It's not that hard to define blues.

>i bet you found that on wikipedia
>t. pulling bullshit directly out of his asshole
what are you trying to prove here you turbobrainlet
you are wrong
that's the end of the story

kek you silly bastard, go ahead and believe in your negro fairy tales, it don't bother me none boss, as your people like to say

I agree with this.
I didn't like a lot of their reasoning either, I can't recall off the top of my head but they chose Black people because it was trendy, or because they were stronger or something? Just don't give a reason.

what is your claim based on then, faggot
don't try too hard to find one, you won't, because you're spouting utter bullshit that anyone could confirm as such with even the most rudimentary investigation
I expect nothing short of "muh internet is lying to me to brainwash folks inta thinking black people did a thing" as your response
unironically reach for the rope

>replying to obvious bait

It's only anti-white leftists and SJW's who liked it.

ok Jamal, listen up. firstly, English is not the black Americans native language, secondly, they didn't have stringed instruments where they came from, thirdly they adopted their southern culture from whites. put it all together, and they didnt invent shit. checkmate

>"you know that feeling you get when you meet a white family."

You mean the feeling that'd be no different if I was meeting a black family or going anywhere where I don't belong.

>girl eats fruit loops 1 at a time
>"omfsg wite pepoe!!!! Lol!!!

This was a terrible movie. Everything felt generic. Like it’s been done before.

dayz wanna be us on da downlow cu we'iz cool fereal fereal

>Unique story
It was super predictable

>the didn't have stringed instruments where they came from

What is the kora

You know why.

>go on date with black chick
>she says she loves Get Out and Us
>after the date, never message her again

Being single means not having to endure shit just to make someone else happy.

that shitty ass harp? probably stole the idea from some white people

>what's your claim based on
>nothing, checkmate
yeah good one

common knowledge

They managed to take something elegant and turn it into a large nutsac.

They used to be good at music. If some of the accomplished black musicians of the 60s, 70s and 80s watched the MOBO awards these days I think they'd legit shed a tear.

This, actually. Had it been made to point this out it would actually be terrific.

interesting

>common knowledge
>still for whatever reason can't find a single source to back it up
lmao
you are quite possibly the dumbest cunt I've had the displeasure of speaking to on this website
huge achievement

Mediocre =/= Good

It Follows was much, MUCH better.

The premise to Us was better as well -- too bad it felt the need to explain what happened, and the final twist was pretty retarded. Why did the evil clone had these traumatic flashback if she's the one that fucked up the original's life?

>English is not the black Americans native language
What, then, IS the black American's native language?

you mad? you should feel good that i respect black people enough not to lie and pat them on the back like liberals do. i have faith that African Americans have the potential to make something of their own one day, but that wont happen if we treat them like babies and feed into their delusions. they need to earn it just like everyone else

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>don't have the secret area where the girlfriend keeps all the pictures of the guys shes abducted (for no reason) and it totally gives away she'll betray him (if that wasn't completely obvious)

That's when you're supposed to realize she set him up.

click clack patty wack, you know what i mean, don't play games

lmao
yeah I'm fuming bud, you really got my fire going by being so easily made fun of
other good targets for making people mad include: being amusingly retarded and clutching at straws when people ask you to back up anything you say with anything even resembling a fact
again, can't reinforce just how mad having my mediocre intelligence bolstered by the opportunity to repeatedly take the piss out of someone as hilariously fucking braindead as you

doing 50% of something (like crime commited) even though are only 13% of something else (the US population for example).

i can't teach you common sense, you either have it or you don't, and you obviously don't have it. i don't need a source to tell that the sky is blue. if you don't know this stuff then you must not be American.

the funniest part about this is that we both know you're wrong at this stage, and that you've tried and failed to back up your "common sense" wth any kind of source
you're literally just indulging me by still replying at this stage
every time you reply having again failed to back your claim is just another post I can smugly reply to you pointing out what a fucking braindead retarded faggot you are lmao
thanks again :^)

you still can't get over this? oh i see what it is, you can't admit to yourself that your liberal worldview is a lie, that would mean that all your guilt and savior complex would fall apart and your weak little liberal brain couldn't possibly handle that. you do know white people invented rap right?

That's not mutually exclusive with what I said, user.

it's been fun, but seeing as you've still got nothing, it's time for me to go
I won't be replying again, but please know I've thoroughly enjoyed making argumentative mincemeat of your dumb ass
I hope you think about this and remember how fucking BTFO you were on every level lmao
seriously, consider suicide, you are a mental midget :^)

ok cutie, i know this was just an excuse for you to talk to someone like me, a person with superior wit, but i do tend to wear people out with my high energy so it's completely understandable that you must concede, sleep tight baby