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these hand would never get to the flop in today's game unless it was some weird blind ante structure

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fucking niggers

>WOO HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES
>I check.
nice

of all the things I love in life, making some grognard gambler screaming angry at me for "not playing the right way" is certainly one of the best

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h-HE'S FAST!

youtube.com/watch?v=P1kmOtdHcZ0
>you just fucking know

Sent him to the shadow realm

>He trap me

Is this the least realistic poker film there is?

>be a literal actor
>can't hide that you have the nuts
hahaha

Maverick.

GOD I WANT TO BE A FAUCET

>pro poker player loses his bankroll and goes out to con his friends out of money for then next buyin
Pretty accurate me thinks

MASAKA

it was a charity event and they were all amateurs

>PAJIT DYING
>HALF OF INDIA STARVING FROM NO WATER
>LETS MAKE IT A COMEDY

i like it

and I like dem apples goddamn

>that time those pros got mad as fuck because one of them made a no look bet, when he'd actually looked

Occasionally I do something "not the right way" just to piss other people off and throw them off

Who the fuck plays poker to make friends

>”I leave the table”
Why did he say this?

PAY HEEIM. PAY DAT MAYN HEES MANEE

Quick rundown?

He called an ace with a queen ten honey!

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/ourpokerplayer/ Tony G angled Phil Hellmuth into making a bet by telling him he hadn't looked at his cards yet. Phil cried for a good ten minutes afterwards

>Waaah you lied
>Yeah, it's Poker. The whole game is about lying

That screenshot was not even the worst part of his acting, everything afterwards was worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=4yWaSfGosbQ

If he was one of the guys playing in "Molly's game" it must have really been a goldmine.

>google Phil Hellmuth
>almost every photo has him wearing a ballcap, sunglasses and even headphones at the table
Christ what a faggot.

You mad?

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Should have bet on the river, half the pot or something relatively minor.
t. fisherman

Phil is entertaining tough

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>sticks it in you

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Times you mogged degenerate gamblers Yea Forums?

>18
>first time at casino
>decide to play blackjack
>sit in first base seat
>degenerates are throwing away 50+ bucks per hand
>I bet the five dollar minimum
>don't even try to win
>always hitting with an Ace
>splitting 5s and 10s
>lady fortune sucks my dick the whole time
>up $200 some bucks
>rest of table is livid
>I'm fucking up every one else's deal
>boomer beside me throws in the remainder of his chips
>like 1500-2000 bucks
>I'm dealt A/9
>he gets 5/5
>can see heads turning my way
>tap the table
>"Hit."
>it's an Ace
>boomer loses his shit
>screaming at me
>calling me a little bitch
>security between us almost immediately
>I rile him up asking over security's shoulder what he's even mad about he hasn't even gone yet
>boomer plays
>boomer busts
>security has to stand there and shoo him off
>I cash out a few hands later and get drunk off my winnings

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>I'm fucking up every one else's deal
How?

he took another players card.
>used to be a tailgunner

that's a funny story but a bit dumb

Based

fucking keked out loud

wish i could have seen that, i love seeing people get mad when they can't do anything about it