Max "always on attack" Landis
Max "helicopters ain't shit" Landis
Max "psycho incel taking the blue pill" Landis
Will he write his own inevitable biopic?
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>not assault
>not harassment
>abuse
He did nothing wrong. Stupid roasties
>hasn't written a single good script since Chronicle
Maybe prison time will give him time to mull over his other failures.
Prison time? What’s the charges?
I hope we get some kino out of that class action.
Raping queens.
>emotional abuse
Not a thing. Your fee fees are not a protected right.
Nothing will come out of this. I mean even if he did rape women, his lawyers will get him out of it. Remember what his dad did. Far worse and he got away with it.
Suggesting roasties are people.
I mean I bet he's a creep but this all seems like people trying to fuck over him because he's an annoying faggot.
We're supposed to forgive violent criminals and actual rapists but if a guy is rude to a lady it's unforgivable?
Believe. Women.
At least he and his pops finally have something to bond over, like Bobby and Hank bonding over grilling steak
Sounds like someone didn't watch Dirk Gently.
>#metoo happens
>"Max Landis Slammed a door arrogantly when entering a party and texted someone that they should stop getting into bad relationships!"
>Nobody cares
>a few years pass
>"I slapped his butt and he threatened to kill me!"
Americans will sympathize with a murderer but never a rapist.
>>"I slapped his butt
He got assaulted? The poor guy.
Does someone still have those texts? Not his biggest fan but it was absolutely hilarious seeing him into that girl for her poor decisions.
police! help!
Kinda weird because I feel like I personally know him. These charges sound like bullshit I hope this doesnt impact his career too much.
based victim complex poster
ITT idiots out in full force
Max Landis not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.
Daily reminder that the majority of Weinstein's accusers settled with him for a payout. #MeToo was just another
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>stop dating abusive people
wtf is this incel argument?
Don't all m*n know women are queens and deserve to be treated as such?!
*ahem* D I L A T E
Rumor has it that Max wanted to change the title to Dirk Forcefully despite the brand recognition.
Makes sense in retrospect.
Have dialysis
Max "The Rainbow Rapist" Landis
>creepy ugly fat guy who actually at least pressured girls to have sex with him for roles, possibly raped a few, and used scare tactics to keep his victims quiet
>just has to pay off a few accusers
>fat guy is one of the most powerful people in Hollywood
>whole Hollywood industry has known about it for years
>people that act more self righteous then anyone you've ever met and say middle America is the evil oppressive culture
I know I'm not covering any new ground here, but holy fuck I really want this fucking society to collapse so badly, I hate everything about this jewish system.
cant he just write with a pen name and have his jewish lawyers sell them on his behalf? literally what changes for him?
He can't go on youtube and pretend to know shit about movies. Also, most of his ability to meet women was based off the idea of him being important in hollywood.
He's still rich
Hehe, you can definitely file this under the 'raop' category. I am sure brownskirts will find a way to spin this as an actual physical assault.
>hey rich guy gib moobie and millions and billions dollars
>suck my dick
>o-okay
>rape
Resetera awaits your return.
sure. He can buy women, but that's not as fun as controlling them with your charm and power. Bought women never stay bought.