Gun to your head and you had to get a tattoo from a Disney franchise.... which one?

easy
Rocketeer helmet probably side view but not quite full on profile

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Jesus, in providing a new covenant, discarded the necessity of following Mosaic Law.

>song of the south
underrated and based

I guess this guy

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I ironically want to get a ma ma clan tattoo.
I'm sure Disney owns it or will in the future.

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>still hates gays

Pussy didn't even post it. Anyway, Leviticus isn't part of Christian doctrine anymore as it's filled with rules on how the Hebrews should dress, wear their hair, and act.

Empire symbol.

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I guess Johnny Depp's sparrow tattoo. Only Disney franchise tattoo I can think of right now, and the way life's going, might as well drive into the spin.

Talk me out of getting it now

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? ? ?

Probably that cool ass alligator from Peter Pan.

You bet he does, faggot.

It's gay

I always thought it was odd that the bird in his Jack Sparrow tattoo is actually a swallow rather than a sparrow.

I'd get Gaston tattooed on me somewhere.

The swallow is a classic sailor tattoo.
Because they’re fags who always swallow.

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Probably the heartless symbol.

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Go back to India, pajeet

unironically this
always thought it was a cool logo

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The rules should be you can only have a tat of something that was created by Disney

So an xwing doesn't count because it existed before Disney owned the franchise

That said...I think I would go with Scar?

Pirate of the carribean, duh

>What is the New Testament

>he likes gays

cops are zogbots. might as well get a star of david tattoo.

This, 1 mm in size. You didn't specify size. Checkmate disney.

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Jesus doesn't hate anyone faggot.

King John

Song of the South

americans are literal retards. barely capable of breathing.

oh user, you fell for the memes

Best replies.

similarly...

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>>thinking all of Leviticus was for all of the Hebrew people
>>not realizing the tattoo is of a New Testament quote
>>not realizing Christ opened a new and everlasting covenant and does not include all those old laws

disney owns the simpsons now so a sneed tattoo

Probably that.

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>perpetuating the idolatry of scripture at all
ishygddt

this. live free or die.

George of the Jungle (1997)

if I got a tattoo then they couldn't bury me near my family I wouldn't mark up my body like that

t. Literal jew

Jews seem pretty based if they don't get tattoos. They can be aesthetic, but 99.9999999999% of the time they're tacky.

it scared me as a child

>does not include all those old laws
explain matthew, where he literally tells someone to keep the old laws AND follow him?

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There's nothing to explain, the Bible is retarded.

I have a poster similar to this one rolled up somewhere in my house, someone gifted it to me
Usually I’d bin anything capeshit related but I really liked the industrial blueprint vibe as a poster. Mines an official one that was some limited release in some country bla bla bla
I’d get a small tattoo of the arc reactor, in its exploded format no less
No one would know it’s capeshit, would look like abstract art

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In a heartbeat

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If anything, it's the symbol Tron wears.

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it was a different time

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Always had a soft spot for the Carl Barks Donald Duck

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maybe a stormtrooper or boba fett's helmet, small as fuck and easily hidden ofc

scratch that i want a porg over the entirity of my fucking face

I'd get silhouettes of Woody and Buzz Astral I guess

Luke's robotic hand with no skin

A while back I saw a Central Market cashier with a Heartless symbol tattoo.

That just won't translate well into body art.

I don't know. Something from John Carter.

>UUUUSER!

Pin up style tattoos of Snow white and Ariel

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Shoot me, faggot.

I'd probably get an old fashioned tattoo of Donald duck

Tinker Bell dressed like a stripper, smoking a bong layered over a heart with the words Bad Bitch written in cursive under it

kek i like that

>Tinker Bell dressed like a stripper,
But she already looks like a stripper???

Hitler from early cartoons

Goliath

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But she doesn't wear platform shoes

probably because he says the commandments which isn't leviticus you stupid illiterate atheist fuck

>the cartoon blue bird tattooed on your shoulder
Could be pretty kino, and nobody would get it until you started singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.

>being such a bitch that you take the screenshot before actually commenting
L O L

Nobody would get it because that movie will be erased from history.

>oh hey, you're a huge fan of Dresden Codak too?!

Kek, came here to post this

Jesus made all things new. That is why except for americans we no longer cut the foreskin of our kids.

sasuke's sharingan

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Everybody knows that song, most just don't know it's from that movie.

Probably Elsa giving that sultry look like she's hot shit and knows it, preferably from behind with her looking back at you so you can see that figure and ass of hers. Nothing cold about that shit m8.

In College I was forced to take a class called "magic, witchcraft and religion"
and the prof, gave everyone a handout of all these bible verses that were all evil and shit.
one of them was Genesis 9:3 and it said that every living thing on this planet is food for humans. and everyone was like BUT MUH AMINALS
and as I was studying food science i got it tatted on my arm.
I showed him later and he was just mad as fuck.
I also sent him some evil shit from all the other holybooks since he fucking loved islam and chinese people for some reason and I got kicked out of the class

>obey the brave new world

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This, from The Omen franchise.

Yes, The Omen is Disney now.

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>things that never happened

You were forced to take some random nonsense class?
What country are you from?

Don Rosa's Donald Duck universe still counts as Disney, right?

And then everyone clapped, and Jesus came down and banished that Jewey looking professor straight to Hell, Jesus then rose MJ rose from the dead and he sang the national anthem while the entire class pledged to the flag with a bible in hand.

America, it was part of the "Humanities" General Ed. requirement.
the class was mostly him talking about how women are powerful because they have periods, Chinese people, hos islam will take over the world.
and how Christianity is evil.
We also had dumb ass vocabulary tests which I thought were hilarious.
It went like
"warlock: a fallen witch who practices dark magic"

That's still mein kampf he's reading there.

A grain of sand from Aladdin on the skin around one of my fingernails, and then I bite it off.

Not true. Matthew 5:18. All the new covenant shit was conveniently added by (((Paul))) who literally never even met Jesus. Also like half of the letters he supposedly wrote aren't even his.

Probably a Mjolnir tattoo, would try to have it more similar to the comic version

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based

maybe the skull with the diamond in its eye from The Rescuers

>of our kids
I never understood the kid part. What point does a contract with God where you give up your foreskin have, if you're not in control when it's done? The African tribes that circumcise you when you become a man at least makes a little more sense, giving it up to prove you're a man. There's nothing to prove when a baby has it done without the ability to even consider the idea. I feel the same about baptism. Baptising a kid just feels like trying to trick God or some shit.

>having bird knowledge
have sex

a popculture tattoo literally defeats the purpose of a tattoo, you get them because you are insecure and want to appear tougher and yet these creatures get funny/scribble/irony tattoos and don't seem to understand them at all thinking they are artsy and fashionable or something just mind boggling how stupid they are

Mouse symbol is 666. You heard it first from me.

What a great fucking answer. Only problem is this image is Cliff being a doof and clicking off his rocket pack while saluting. I'd rather go with this one, which is my favorite big damn hero moment in a superhero movie, period.

"Go get him, kid."

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I really like this one.

I don't have tats
my one has one though

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>you get them because you are insecure and want to appear tougher
Stop projecting.

I see, you think the 10 Commandments are equivalent to all of the Jewish rituals / traditions / laws that were a part of the faith prior to Jesus arriving. Jesus said to continue to honor the commandments while adapting faith in God to be lived out in the ways he lived his life. That's the divide between Christianity and Judaism. Jews didn't adopt Jesus' teachings, while those that did formed Christianity as we know it. The New Testament is what matters in Christianity. The Old Testament is a recounting of what occurred prior / what lead up to Jesus being brought to humanity.

I'd get Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas

Mars Needs Moms and it'd be of Ki's butt

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This

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Disney owns the Yankees' tv show so I'd probably just get a tattoo of pic related

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*tv channel

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Something from the 1977 Sword in the Stone. If you don't think that's kino, neck yourself

Qorra. bending over. looking back with a cheeky smile.

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you son of a bitch , made me spit out my coffee

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I dunno probably Treasure Planet

Fuck off kike

You wanna go toe to toe with me on bird law, faggot?

>Disney franchise

Donald Duck is the only acceptable Disney character.

>Disney franchise
Were there two Rocketeer movies?

Not a franchise

Came here to sneed this.

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wtf I don't remember this scene, was it censored ?

is that a deadmau5 tattoo?