Do you remember your first blowjob?

Do you remember your first blowjob?

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Yea..

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>Elliot doesn't get to ride with the cool kids
what a loser

yeah it was at the cinema and we were watching toy story 3. i almost came on her face

yeah I remember it
shit was fucking CASH

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR HIM TO CUM?

>shit was fucking CASH
Go back gramps

It was with a hooker 2 years ago at the age of 27 so yes and it was my last one

yes. took a lot of peanut butter though

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Your brotha Billy. What eva happened dare......

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Yes. Was with a girl named Auburn. I was 23....

Of course I do.
Because I gave it to myself

I actually don't. I remember the first time I got a handjob though.

In the back of my truck during lunchour in 12th grade with a 10th grade girl lmao. She wouldnt bang me but we hooked up for like a year, probably got blown by her 400 times at least every day during the school year and often again at night or weekend. Even my gf of 4 years hasnt blown me that many times since we actually have sex.

It was so long ago I can't really remember hehe

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Why not? Seriously if you love each other show her your filth. Come up from her pussy all wet and gross and kiss her hard so she can’t pull away. Be a little aggressive, your missing out otherwise.

what did he mean by this?

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>15 replies
>14 of them are zoomers who don't get the joke and are blogposting about their first bj

What the fuck are you talking about lol. Sometimes its inconvenient in the moment to stop the kissing and grinding to start getting a blowjob. We also dont do sexual things every single day since we are nearly 30 and not hormonal teenagers. I cum in her pussy I dont pull out to cum in her mouth, dumping fat loads raw into her munch is the best part.

I dont want to get blown every day now like I did when I was 17.

I CAN'T FIND PUSSY ANYWHERE

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*schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop*

Yeah she bit me a lot, it was awful but I pretended to like it.

Yes. It was by my ex 7 years ago. She was the only person I've ever loved.
It was sloppy and not particularly amazing but it didn't matter because she was doing so because she loved me and that topped every future blowjob I've received from other women.

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Yeah, it was the morning after I had sex for the first time with my first gf. She spent the night and we stayed up until like 4 am talking with the moonlight shining through my window on her face. The blowjob was much better than the lackluster sex we had to previous night. Came in her mouth and she swallowed.

I’ve never had sex but I have been blown