Why are women unable process true comedy?

lmao u r a female haha

Women actually have taste incel
youtu.be/Zk0coCISibA

Atrocious fucking writing.

The music is chosen by the show editors roatie retard.

Are all female comedians emcels?

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WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS!

>WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES!?

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No need to show yours, heres mine

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The funny part is the music is from Napoleon Dynamite so the editor definitely knew the kind of humor they were going for.

This wasn't THAT funny but women's brains are stunted and you only have yourself to blame if you highly value their opinions.

>I didn't find it funny AND I LIKE TO LAUGH!
Everyone likes to laugh, I don't know why retards act like this statement gives them more authority on what is and isn't funny

it's not mindblowing but it's decently funny and it's an act that can evolve over the course of the show if given the chance. At that stage they aren't looking for the absolute god tier performances just stuff that's good that could get better.

>He’s not a HAWT GUY so I don’t find him funny :((((

Why are women such evil whores?

That was pretty good. Those roasties are just jealous of their charisma.

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>America's got talent
>a swede
>black brit
>a jew
>a jew

what do you expect from foreigners

youtube.com/watch?v=CIsRN9qTA1g

Both Jews are bobby Fischer tier based though

It was funny but not that funny but to spite the whores id say yes

Why does it have Napoleon Dynamite muzak?

>a swede
Heidi's as German as national socialism, you mong

Women don't understand performance art

This show is total cancer

It's because women only get humour when it's tailored to their tastes by other men for the purpose of the sexual contest.
Women don't get humour made for men, by other men for leisure purposes.

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Basically this. I guarantee they would've enjoyed it or pretended to if the guy was a ripped Chad.

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Women are inherently averse to autism, which this guy is spoofing. Explains why this forum is filled with so many kissless virgins.

>ywn be publicly humiliated and used as a toilet by your all-female office
Feels bad man

do you swear on Twitter that your melonballed front butt doesnt gush lymph while reading pic related?

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I cannot make it more than 10 words into any of these. I must be a brainlet.

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Behind every male comic is a woman (male or female).

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schizo thread?

Male humor
>Fart
>Vomit
>DICK
>Person falls down
Did I miss anything?

Sneed

wtf are these tldr images

My phone’s clattering vibrato alarmed me out of REM to thumbing through notifications, assuming there must be a wildfire or a mass shooting somewhere at this unholy hour, and I was more than thankful to learn it was an update to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Wikifeet page, the latest screenshots delivered from a few hours-old Instagram story where she had characteristically upset some fuss-prone group of people. Her image consultants have made her glow in the way you expect on social media platforms. Her spectacles are so round but perfectly proportional, a melding of scholarly suffering and a fashionista’s aloofness from normalcy and expectation. Assembling Ikea furniture once again, the flatpack is out of view. We see only a sheet of wordless instructions opened before Alexandria whose short shirt sleeves have been rolled up to and just over the first crest of her shoulders, elongating her slender arms and making even fumbling gestures seem radiant evocation, an oracle writhing in the message. There’s an almost epaulette effect to the rolled fabric looming atop her shoulders, always more than a mere wink and nod to style, Alexandria is most likely subtly messaging donors that she is, despite her efficacious rhetoric, endorsing all Western-administered global projects by re-appropriating to her svelte and toned shoulders such figuratively Roman or French military accessories.

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Her handlers and donors and patrons likely thought this Brusalmn assembly-side chat would not proceed much as if Alexandria had begun an Eka Pada Sirsasana but instead of pulling her foot fully behind her head and her hands to a restful palm-to-palm serenity she had opened her Ms. Pac Man Muppet mouth only to engulf fully the entirety of her foot’s glossy but unpainted toes, shoving her foot to the back of her throat as if she was trying to devour in whole her metatarsals, ceasing not her slobbery quest even amidst mucosal gags and viscous expirations, and doing all this before her 3.6 million followers, some of whom are likely real registered voters. Still, her audience was quite provoked by Alexandria, a woman rescued from the brutal beauty-harvesting upon which our economics so cravenly feast, young woman spun up and spellbound right into the breach of it, rewarded for diving past the teeth and going right into the gut of the machine where they can be melted and metabolized. This was much her trajectory, long a student who found only the service industry, a completely unremarkable situation, much the same anywhere on the planet, only much more expensive and dire in the United States. Alexandria’s early Wikifeet entries lay bare the ravages of that modern violence done to a woman’s beauty, specifically the elemental beauties of a women in her youth, feminine prime.

Hours of standing, bruising and debilitating paces to everything work and life, one can observe Alexandria’s arches droop, purged of tautness, spring and suppleness, economics requiring her more as a bartender or a physiologically inert sitter or queued shuffler than as a beautiful woman. She can be recreationally beautiful if she has the time but that is all that is permitted. Otherwise she must endure and be inured by it all. But Alexandria got to escape from this pitiless pit, figuratively hauling herself up by her election’s scant rope in a Spanish style wrap-and-lock, propelling herself by those New Yorkers so faithfully snaked atop her ascendant and slightly up-turned purple Asics, placing upon the foot-formed crook her next ascendant step up the establishment rope, slinking, stepping, pulling, emitting the barest of female exertional noises along with her emitted sheets of gracefully perspired lucite beads that Alexandria notably enjoyed feeling tumble down from her unfurrowed brow and cool her eyelids and orbital skin, neck, clavicle, solar plexus and navel. In the earliest documentation of her feet, Alexandria seems freshly unshod after just such physical toil, her skin mottled and stamped by the clench of her modest shoes and a lifestyle given over to the system’s constant maintenance and upgrading, even if she was trying only to survive and never endorse.

this but chuck

One can only speculate upon the intensity and sacrifice required by her rehabilitative programming, but Alexandria has taken to no small amount of rigorous myofascial mobility exercises, pressing, pointing, flexing, band-stretching, practicing her Demi Pointe immediately upon waking, after morning eliminations at her Congressional office, and several times throughout her evenings questing through her spare apartment’s designs and features, marveling at the ornamental countertop, the backsplash, the immaculate stainless appliances, even the colorful computerized and highly communicative, even emotive, Japanese toilet, but doing all this on her tip toes. Behold now the feet won by these new regimens and you see an entirely different creature than the harried bolus destined for systematic digestion. Alexandria, or colloquially, ominously, “AOC,” has earned arches that crest ripply basins deeper than the Chiapas Madres or Chicxulub. They are toned and pliant wedges, familiar to shape, sequenced strength and dexterous gesture. Before proceeding into a lengthy explanation or story, Alexandria lifts her first metatarsal as if searching for weather or wind, a curious reflex and perhaps one scripted to titillate her adulating audience, but with her new feet Alexandria could now readily command an entire room with such an elemental thing as a crevice of toe cleavage peaking up from her cozy designer leather shoes or, as she did throughout her Instagram story, simply bare the lateral side of her soles and so hypnotize with the undulating dunes breezing across the bottoms of her roast turkey breast-colored feet.

>Your schizo if you think women are lame
Dilate then hang yourself before I kill you

name ONE good female comedian

this but it goes deeper than that. every waking moment of a women's life is fighting for social acceptance. comedy forces them to try new things they aren't used to, and they get terrified to death performing it. every single female comedian cares much too much about how people see them during their act. they worry and obsess about the reactions and laughs to the point they pause after every joke waiting for a laugh and if they don't get one they become even more nervous. this leads to a robotic pitch that seems really unnatural when you watch them speak. you can tell how uncomfortable and nervous they are, and when the comedian isn't relaxed the comedy suffers. in conclusion, they are incapable of relaxing, so they can not properly perform comedy.

>every waking moment of a women's life is fighting for social acceptance
>social acceptance
Women are conditioned to perennially obsess over their access to the highest grade peen available on the sexual market. That they can tell jokes merely demonstrates the breadth of tricks a woman can be trained to complete if she is promised the status and money that would connect her to better dicks.

>I dont get it. What does this have to do with my vagina?
Women need to be raped. Its the only thing they understand.

based

>trips
Very nice.

Wtf is that real?

Luciana Littizzetto

literally fucking who

Heidi Klum is, and always has been, a cunt. I wish she fucked off to America permanently, we don't want her.

A good female comedian

She comes across as pretty edgy for being so popular but the more I read I guess that's her thing. Rupi doesn't pull punches.

how does anyone read her work and think wow shes a real artist

Is she the Italian girl banned from YT for likening a capicola sandwich to an American woman's private parts?

She's a women so she's read by other women to prove a point and by beta males that want to fuck her

W-w-what point?

I think the real issue stems from the kind of females who make up the film world. These kinds of females are only chosen from their looks, and thus have the brains of donkeys. Women don't need talent to be successful in hollywood. They just need to be relatable to the cesspool that is the average dumb viewer.

Want to hear something that scares me? There are some people in this world who find Amy Schumer funny.

that women can create art which they can't but other women will flock to these hacks just to pretend like it's important.

vanessa lenghies
man
so hot

Oh that’s a pretty lucid explanation for her following, Thanks user.

Hahahahaha Nic cannon is hilarious bro

She sounded like an actually legit retard kek. I guess impressive for a Monkey to speak at all.

RIP, Drake didn't need to pewpew Nic Cannon even if he pozzed his cousin smdh senpai

Lol at the women actually getting mad and offended because they don't find something funny

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>less than 40k subs on youtube
>less than 3k followers on instagram

nah its just bad

Women don’t laugh at ugly men unless they’re being humiliated. They only laugh at attractive men to signal that they want to fuck. The content of the joke is irrelevant since they don’t comprehend humor anyway. It’s simply an affectation that they emulate in order to signal sexual availability.

OMG imagine an AOC standup! I want to see her Femdom some Nazi hecklers

>two actual bona fide successful comedians telling them its hilarious
>nah
lmao fuck women especially black ones and ESPECIALLY black ones who are british fuck those dumb ugly slags lol

This.

fpbp

>capicola
do you mean gabagool?

underrated post

yeah scary spice is a real looker huh?

can anyone name some funny females?
I straight up can't think of any, and don't say some lame shit like Tina Fey

men find people acting like autists funny
women's vaginas become dryer than the Sahara when they see an autist (even if they know he's just acting). That's why they don't find it funny.

shut up stern is the same hack that has chelsea handler 100 times a year.

>tfw you hide 40 posts in 4 clicks
Man recursive filtering is fucking great.

yeah hes fucking garbage now but this was years ago. AGT was bascially the start of his downfall

Tina Fey is funny stupid browncel

nah go fuck yourself normie faggot
name a funny woman

why does she always looks so frigid and uptight

it was cold as fuck that day and the dumb bitch didnt wear a coat because shes a roastie that cares more about fashion than function

roseanne

Sarah Silverman was funny before her jewess genes took over.
youtube.com/watch?v=7dhl1t7SwrI
4:20 is a good joke

>cut
Fuck off tranny

Conan fucked up her timing a bit but I can't find a video where she does it on stage

This. Not only funny but absolutely based as fuck. For a jew.

Did this woman write with a thesaurus in her hand and a pre-planned word count? This is so overwritten. Why can't she just get to the fucking point?

fucking dumb women. all they know is sucking cocks

Jesus Christ her prose is somehow even worse than her poetry

youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

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these guys were too white for them

Hello Fazio, dontcha have a couple of blowjobs to give before the day ends?

High IQ post

>literally only women in the audience are booing
Fucking KEK

is this a Yea Forums meme

they aren't super attractive. Those sluts would love them if they were models

I bet she's got a huge clit, wouldn't mind flicking and sucking on her manly bean

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How do they not even get its a comedy skit from the moment he starts speaking? both the guys do

God, it's obviously just an act to build up tension and then hit the audience with cathartic golden buzzer moment. But what did I expect from people who unironically enjoy wrestling.

god, i want heidi to hug me so much...

she should read politics and the english language by orwell

is this a parody or her actual writing?

Why are women so obnoxious? No wonder all the modern tv shows and movies are fucked with all the diversity hiring. Women like that get in the writer's room and suck out all the energy and force bad writing in scripts.

Look at how those two are visibly angry at their colleagues for daring to enjoy a comedy skit that they don't understand.

I can't find proof of either of these. Are these just some Yea Forums fantasy?

That wasn't funny at all, you must be a dumb yank.

well, let's see it

she looks like she fucks black guys but will marry a white boy

*blocks your path*

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so women only find things funny if it makes them wet? are you retarded?

Yes and no.

The exception proves the rule.

It doesn't prove shit, the dialogue in LotR was adapted, not written from scratch. Just look at how D&D did a good job of adapting Game of Thrones, but a terrible job of writing Game of Thrones.

she looks like she fucks black guys but will marry a white boy

This is the kind of stand up routine that these vapid cunts find funny:

youtube.com/watch?v=b7eror7JG2Y

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>I can't find proof of either of these. Are these just some Yea Forums fantasy?
Duh.

she looks like she fucks black guys but will marry a white boy

Who the fuck are these cunts and why does it keep showing them?

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Women don't understand absurdist humor.

it wasn't really funny and definitely cringe, maybe im too high iq but i saw the punchline from the moment he started talking
david says thats the hardest hes laughed in a while while stern compares them to the three stooges, these guys are just as tasteless as these ugly blacked cunts

You aren't truly high IQ if you don't find this funny.

She also married a nigger lol no wonder he got confused

This sort of comedy requires high or low IQ to 'get'
It's why women never get it, they hover around 'average'

Low IQ person sees people doing retarded shit and laughs.
Average IQ person sees people doing retarded shit, and thinks it's retarded.
High IQ person sees people doing retarded shit on purpose, in order to subvert your understanding of the expectations they subtly put on.
Even if you don't find it funny (maybe you're a miserable bastard), you still "get" it and thus it isn't as boring as an unfunny joke.

she looks like she fucks black guys but will marry a white boy

Many women kinda train themselves to have controlled reactions despite how they personally feel about a situation. For instance, if they see some dude trip and fall on his face, they are more inclined to offer help or ask if that person is ok. However, they may later tell one of their friends how hilarious it was, but they were just not gonna chance laughing at someone else's expense due to just not wanting to cause any undo trouble.

For example: If you ask for a girls number and she just says. "Sorry, I'm waiting for my boyfriend." You know this is either a lie or maybe she's telling the truth. In either case you're not getting those digits.

Yet if she just straight up tells you. "You look like a loser and I can do better." You're gonna get your little itty bitty feelings hurt.

Dudes can say crap off the cuff all the time and we just treat it normally. If a woman speaks her mind we tend to hold them to a higher standard. It's kinda not fair but I think this is one of the main reasons girls tend to check the emotional temperature of a room first before they laugh.

This stand-up is so sanitized and corny. I can't imagine anybody actually paying to watch him do standup.

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She terrorizes incels with her feet, it's hilarious

>This is what amerimutts actually consider to be funny

what's funny to girls is a Chad making her feel good inside, showing interest and teasing her

not some betamales making a fool of themselves

>british comedy
cringe

>ladies and gentlemen, when you don't have no money, you only look at one thing. the meter!

she looks like she fucks black guys but will marry a white boy

>LOTR movies
>good writing
okay kiddo

he was so fucking awful

Women are more concerned with what to not laugh about.

I hate women as much as the next user but this just isn't funny. It's poor execution of a concept that's been done better hundreds of times.

Has anyone ever seen a good looking woman (or even a woman who just thinks she is hot) laugh at men whom they perceive to be low status when these men are trying to be funny?
I've seen such women laughing at them with contempt when men like that are being serious (as in a situation demanding attention, respect, etc) but when they try to be amusing, high status women just shut down their brains to any possibility of enjoying the humor.
High status men are, obviously, a totally different case. Even the lamest jokes from them ellicit an enthusiastic reaction from women, including hot ones.

Norm Macdonald said funny ugly guys are just "weird" instead of funny to women.

That nigger isn't a real example of british comedy you yank cunt.

feels like i had a stroke trying to decipher this absolute mess

joan rivers, but there are very few funny female comedians

This is true. There's a couple genuinely gifted amateur stand-ups on the technical crews of Blackedraw but their entire workday is subsumed by the psychosexual power structures of the various hyperreal interracial scenarios and even any men of color who during some downtime bashfully attempt a humorous aside or remark find immediately upon the bored faces of the cum-jaded starlets that they can never rise in their estimations and reach a laughter-stimulatory status. Forget any of the cornpone mayo bulbs' material. With any of the talent, you'll never not be that "boom mic nigga," who was professionally unsqueamish about capturing all the babbling lingual-anal friction and was otherwise regarded as a capable and dedicated audiophile and valued Blackedraw teammate. All P-Nut or Jax have to do is make a sophomoric quip about the Bacon Turkey Bravo and the whores on set literally guffaw their IUDs right out of their haunted gabagool gashes.

Yes

I don’t find a male comedian funny because he says what I want to hear. He’s funny because he understands me and I understand him. If he jokes about something offensive to me, I can't trust him enough to laugh about it without taking it personally. The result is that male comedy registers more as a violation than a connection. In other words: men aren’t funny.

They're excerpts from Rupi's (now private) tumblr

post more bitchs feet

You are a deeply disturbed individual

By fusing hydrogen? Or what does she mean?

That chick from Funhaus

>British humor
Also, his African accent is atrocious.

>WOMEN BAD
>MEN BASED
ITT: Just have sex already

I've found an archive of Rupi's work that I was assured did not exist so I'll post what I can once i decipher it. It's in heavy Lashkarian slang and there's some highly feminist and sex-positive idioms I was certain I had bungled translating. So convinced was I that triplicate fornication was a reference to animal husbandry or that meat flower was maybe a type of peculiar shaped marsh grass, but no, actually as I had confirmed for me by my University's South Asian studies department, these were indeed essays, poems, rants and tangents about human sexuality, albeit opaquely entrenched in a highly ritualized encoding, apparently to reduce the size of aghast male audiences.

What sort of comedy is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=1XrJ_04FZQI

Comedy comes from hardship and suffering. Women are mostly unfamiliar with those things.

way too based for this board.

Based and metoopilled.

Obviously a joke among friends. What is your problem?

The comments are pure cancer by the way, full of SJWs screeching at something obviously done as a joke.

Women are mentally conditioned not to give unattractive/undesirable men validation or attention, so comedy is mostly lost on them because it's an art form dominated by unattractive/undesirable men who have learned to find humour in their station.

>the roasties' panties are already soaked the moment he walks on stage

Reminder that even Chads don't actually like women all that much. The only people who like women are white knights and beta males who have been conditioned to believe that liking women will make women like them.

All me

maybe because she's a massive bitch

I want to fug her so bad bros

pretty much this

The writing filled with SAT words gave it away as obvious bait but when he slapped Clinton and got thanked by Ivanka for buying real estate I was loling

Rupi needs to adjust the ending. Her beef musta been all buzzed out.

This. Borderline retarded emcels (90% of womeme) can't relate to or identify with anything that isn't made for or delivered directly to them.

Just wanted to draw more attention to this wisdom. If you view female behavior through this lens, it all starts to make sense.

youtu.be/SzfhC8mm--c

GOAT stand up coming through

>America's Got Talent

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Ok but how do you guys explain Chelsea Peretti, a literal goddess comedienne

she was so funny on big fat quiz no wonder Key married that big nosed bitch

>Very low IQ and cringe comedy
>Yea Forums loves it and fiercely defends it
Says a lot about this board

That's not funny, though. That's cringe.

Now THIS is what true comedy is:
>''when a man doesn't sleep with you right away, oh, it's not because he respects you; it's because he has a small dick''
youtu.be/QQXGEd-8Hws

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Jordan Key is a flaming footsexual and it's painfully obvious why he chased after Chelsea

So women are great writers? What are you even arguing?

because she was part of the tribe and he wants to move on up?

>start watching one of her special
>she's dryhumping a stool within 3mins
haha comedy!

I saw her perform a Vagina Monologues in LA back in 2002

>american """"""humor""""
Literally Japan tier

convince me not to hate women

Go write something, clementine

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>watches napoleon dynamite once
it's not that clever or funny, even though all women are in fact whores

I have feeling the only people who like this guy have 0 exposure to any stand up comedy. His jokes are so hackney and lame, even a step below Jeff Dunham.

Can virgins be whores?

This could explain why TV comedy is so rubbish now, not just because women are in the writers rooms, but also because are in charge of channels. Now, it's at the two extremes, either vulgar fart and sexual jokes, or "smart" humour where it is "funny" to just do political rants or cringe.

but he's black and attractive.

>"Oh my goodness, hello!"
Yeah.

He's obviously saying they're great adapters

>if a woman sleeps with you on a first day it's because she doesn't see you as marriage material
is this some sort of coping? I mean, I'm not sure any man who seek one night poontang would mind

it all stems from the hunter/gatherer mentality. if the kill is easy you consume it as fast as it comes. if the kill takes time and effort(now called skill) its a Trophy. even if you arent hungry, you still hunt.

I give this a thumbs up

Never Forget Based Nael

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>want to see my cock, faggot
Yes please

how in gods name has howard stern avoided metoo

based schizoposter

as a dicklet i feel deeply attacked

The janny
On the prowl
Start a new thread
NIGGER

holy shit Nael