Boring as fuck!!! Had to turn off after 30 mins

Boring as fuck!!! Had to turn off after 30 mins

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Yeah

I want to marry her.

Gay.

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>zoomers can't even finish a 90 minute movie
I always thought the film industry was fucked because of stupid producers but I think audiences are why it's declined in quality decade after decade

Was that after the witch seduced the young boy?

Maybe they should try making the movie scary then...

go watch this it's more your speed

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I've seen this thread. It's a rerun. When is the new thread season gonna begin?

Pearls before swine.

Mediocre film but i always day Thomas's every time im making english muffins like how the father yelled her name.

How come they sound like limeys in America?

I had to download subtitles because they talked funny

I think it’s both at this point

puritans

>tfw the only decent female for miles around is your own sister

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How come God didn't help them out?

Nekkid boy was insanely hot.

None of them were repenting for their sins except the boy, that's why he's the only one who was granted salvation and saw Jesus before him after a witch failed to steal his soul.
it's pretty obvious.

Please don't post my wife

The handsome boy died.

It takes time for regional accents to develop it doesn't happen overnight. Fucking retard

Father - Pride
Mother - Wrath
Boy - Lust
Twins - ?
What did the twins do? Lying/false accusations?

Bear false witness.

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actually anya is my wife

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Sir, I won't ask you again. Please stop posting my wife or I will call moot.

Hot damn I'm smart

She was great in Splice

anya wasnt in splice...

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Wouldst thou like a pretty feed? Wouldst thou like the taste of seed?

It's one of those movies that you watch once basically. The story is ok and the suspense leading up to the climax is worth it but the movie has such a slow draw to it that you find it hard to justify experiencing it again.

Me on the computer.

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I wonder if Caleb's monologue is genuine or a mockery/hallucination. He seems euphoric *tips* but at the same time almost out of character in a over the top sort of way. Either way, excellently acted, especially for an actor so young.

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Didn't the dad repent that rainy night? He even begged the Lord to punish him instead of his family because he was the source of all this.

this and hereditary are boring

cunt fucker faggot

A life without deliciousness is no way to proceed, user.

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>the witch
more like the SLEEP

Would you like to live deliciously?

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>not scary
I honestly don't understand this criticism for a horror movie. What adult gets scared of movies? I guess it makes sense if the person is a child. Are you a child?

Did this movie go from good to great for anyone else when they really went for it in the end with the goat and devil shit? Kino

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It has Ralph Ineson in it. For that it's worth watching.

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