ITT underrated kinos

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the black and white opening

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I like it more than Man of Steel

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a lot of stuff is
doesn't make them not good

hollywood schlock for brainlet kids

just keep pouring money into mr Silverstein's pockets and he will keep producing shitflicks like this

Well Man of Steel was garbage so that isn't hard. Anyway it felt like a Richard Pryor comedy with Superman as a supporting character, and Lois Lane was only in two scenes. Richard Lester had no fucking clue how to make a Superman film

In an era of Marvelshit and politically correct all female reboots, a movie like Van Helsing would be a blessing. Also schlock has its place, hating low-brow art is for pretentious faggots

Immortals (2011).

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Shut up Donner, Richard Lester is one of the most kino directors to ever live. Even Christopher Reeve said Lester’s Superman II was the best Superman movie. Its just too bad we’ll never get more Superkino from him
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Well if Reeve said so I guess that must make it a fact. Fuck Lester's version of Superman II, he turned the villains into jokes and ruined perfectly good scenes just to get the director's credit. Also his Musketeer movies were overrated garbage and his attempt to adapt the Flashman books to screen was shameful

Riddick (2013).

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>he turned the villains into jokes
How? There’s more footage of them doing villain stuff in his cut.
>and ruined perfectly good scenes
All the new scenes he filmed were written for him by the screenwriters. It was his job to film them.
>Also his Musketeer movies were overrated garbage
Fucking no, they’re the best adaptation of the story ever put to film

>villain stuff
I don't see how scenes of Non making of a fool of himself counts as "villain stuff." Also the theatrical cut removes the great part where they confront astronauts on the moon, terrible omission. Also written for him or not, he took part in shitting all over another filmmaker's work, and he did it with reckless abandon. Fuck Lester

>they’re the best adaptation of the story ever put to film
You know what.... never mind, this discussion is pointless

Mission Impossible 2.

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And Donner cut the scene with superman going through all lex's traps

>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home playing WoW

The entire sequence where the three villains enter the town in the Midwest is in Lester’s version, not to mention most of their footage in general is his.
>Also the theatrical cut removes the great part where they confront astronauts on the moon, terrible omission
What are you on about? No it doesn’t. The whole sequence is in the theatrical version: youtu.be/hJ9hMyqKcg8
>shitting all over another filmmaker's work, and he did it with reckless abandon.
He reluctantly came on to direct after refusing multiple times previously.

>tfw

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I only went to see Balls of Fury because i thought they had Kitty Young as the Chinese ping pong girl

Centurion (2010).

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I watched that again last week

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Rob Zombie is frustrating as fuck. The more he slips into drama territory the less cohesion his scripts have. I enjoyed Salem for what it was, but man alive that was a botched third act.

Still think 1000 corpses is still his best work.

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I hope you watched The Eagle (2011) too. They make a good underrated/fuck you I liked it double-feature.

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The Eagle fucking sucked

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Fuck you I liked it.

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Cosmopolis

Spielberg's last great movie

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Is this a joke? I remember watching this with my brother and he asked, 'Is this a real movie? Like, was it in the theaters?'

Eh, really started to unravel with the whole hot woman outcast love interest and sudden morality about killing their enemies children. Cut out both of those and have Fassbender die at the end and you got something.

why didn't the guards just fucking shoot him? one job.

The Guest.

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Way ahead of it's time.

faggets the bunch of you

You guys know that you can see millions of naked women on the internet, right? You don't need to waste your money and time watching a movie just to look at an attractive woman.

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The first Mortal Kombat movie was surprisingly Kino. A lot of very interesting sets and shots.

Thanks for the drink, but I don't want it

you can have it

Stream that movie if you're so great

Add the Last Legion for a one night trilogy

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I get EVERY DVD i see under $3 with a sword on the cover

based sir dan stevens james bond when?

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No you do King Arthur, so it goes centurion, the eagle, king Arthur, great trilogy

9/10 soundtrack on a 7/10 film. Similar to The Machine (2013).

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why is he saving this person? superman as it turns out, is unbased

that guy who runs away is a great that guy actor

Last Legian ends up in England too and it has a Indian assassin ninja chick

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Black Death (2010) with Sean Bean and Carice van Houten. Pure plague kino.

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Yes but King Arthur resolves the story of the Romans and the Picts

Some one want him a Tomboy Beanpole

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>charlie hunnam
>jude law
>eric bana
>aidan gillen
>millie brady

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I liked it.

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My niggas. Equilibrium is pure unadulterated dystopia kino. Also I think it has the record of killing Sean Bean the quickest of any of his deaths.

Constantine
National Treasure
Next

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The shootout scenes were largely atrocious, some of the CGI, weapons and goon costumes were cheap trash, but at its core there was so much greatness...
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>Why are you alive?
>I'm alive...
>I live...
So much great writing in there.
>9th symphony starts playing
Great acting, too.

>sequel never

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Essentially all fight scenes that were either 1v1 or 1v3+ were awful.

That was a bad, bad movie, it was predictable and dull,

Gemma Arterton good.
Jeremy Renner a mong.

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Fucking what? It was great. Almost all practical effects and really interesting fight choreography.

no

The sexual tension they had in the movie was pretty great though. I actually thought for a minute they were going to have an incestual relationship

First low budget movie i remember watching.

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I really liked this movie and am sad it flopped

i know it's a cult classic, but it should just "a classic" by now

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If you anons haven't seen this i highly recommend, particularly if you like De Palma at all

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Such a great film, one of Seans best deaths too

Flash Gordon.

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based

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This movie was so fucking good. That bar fight scene got me immediately hooked

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i was hooked during the scene when it pans over to him staring out the window in sleep mode

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chestlets really make me laugh. why even bother wearing that boob cover?

The editing and pacing is pretty good. The art direction is solid, the action if fun.

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People with small dicks should also be forced to always go naked, right?

What's funny is they gave her a bust for the posters

tbf it would make her a better archer

its not fucking bait, H&G is a great film

>he wants to cut off his nipples with bowstring

I would KILL to see the original 3+ hour cut of this
No wonder it feels odd, Woo was forced to cut over AN HOUR of footage.
Amazed it never got the directors cut it deserved.
MI2 is the most interesting one of the franchise for reasons most people can’t even comprehend
I liked the first two where the whole IMF was setup as an international collaboration if independent contractors type deal with no real central command, the MI3 came alone and turned it into a generic govt agency
Did you guys ever ask yourself this....
Despite assassinating a world class biochemist, stealing the only antidote to a doomsday weapon and crashing an entire 747(with no survivors), Ambrose and his crew is NEVER DISAVOWED?!
That Ambrose operation was a sanctioned hit, and then Ambrose got a tap on the shoulder to take over Biocite on behalf of the IMF. A world class asset.

Yet due to IMF’s non centralised structure this caused a rift, some supported this and some did not.
MI2 is about a civil war within IMF

I say this as someone who usually really like low-budget jank: That was absolute worthless garbage.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

In what way is this underrated? it was immediately critically acclaimed, it won 4 Oscars and is in the National Film Registry and is widely ranked as one of the greatest movies ever made.

>Guys
>GUYS
>Listen to this absolutely made up head canon that nothing in the films nor the tv series supports
>Also, here's how this head canon totally makes this shit film great
>It literally fixes how the film is an insult to logic, narrative coherency, good taste and even simple set and scene consistency
You want to know how I know you're retarded?

not him but fuck you I liked it, the witch make up alone makes it worth it

>nobody has posted the supreme kino of all kinos yet

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thats not underrated not even close

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incredible soundtrack. great soundtrack to driveto

>111 million domestic gross against a 140 million dollar budget

idiot this thread is for underrated, that is well known well liked and is as far from the definition 'underrated' that you can get

>t. Brainlet
It’s all basic logic
You obviously became a fan when MI4 came out, that’s when the casuals took over the franchise

He gets shit on way too hard. I enjoy his stuff and his hill Billy trailer trash horror aesthetic is refreshing

Practically nobody outside of Japan cared about it. It didn't even break even at the US/Canada box office and currently holds 55% on Metacritic and 66% on the tomato website. Won no major/significant awards.

Excellent post.

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my god these are so bad

sorry hon but you aren't a real girl

she would have fuck all upper body strength anyway

yeah you're right

reminder they actually photoshopped in the bare minimum breast meat on to the posters and its still barely visible.

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Nowhere did I claim or pretend to be a girl, fake or real.

>Vanhelsing
>under
>rated

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I cared, it did well in Aus, still thats surprising I thought it did well

>upper body strength
true but iirc her arrows don't go asw far as the knights

Only smooth-brain mouth breathers dont like this movie.
it is amazing.

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the real question is, do you like the cut where he gets superpowers?

They always give a girl the long bow but in reality that requires up to a 120 pound draw strength

looks like a recurve to me, the Knight second from the left has a long bow

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>Also his Musketeer movies were overrated garbage
You shut your whore fucking mouth.

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What did you find so reprehensible about it?

this is pure cringe

>4 musketeers bad
yea shut the fuck up

this post is pure cringe

nah this movie sucks balls

Why the fuck doesn't he just tackle him. John Wick would kill both of them in seconds.

its a recurve, she only has the long bow for promo shots
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>Why the fuck doesn't he just tackle him
cause then he gets shot, go ahead and tackle someone with a gun, see how you do

seeth

Based Riddick

havent seen it to be honest

?

t. soulless porn-addled cumbrain

>oh no it's retarded

Don’t even get me started bro

do it

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Love this movie.
soundtrack, those settings, fassie, sexy murderous olga, pootie ... 10/10

Every Christopher Smith movie is an underrated gem. See also Triangle, Severance

those both look great, thanks

cowboys vs aliens is an extremely shitty adaptation since the aliens in the comic were smart and talked.
they werent mindless monsters. they were intelligent and eloquent

worst adaptation i ever saw

and guess who was responsible for that shit

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Boss Nigger crossover was a fun idea

yep this was kino

I'm not even talking just about just this movie, even a recurve would need more draw weight than people think for the average woman to use at distance with full penetration force

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oh sure, just saying its not a long bow, which would be completely ludicrous at least a smaller recurve would be possible, also Roar lol

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I love how it sounds like it came straight out of a Castlevania game. Fits the movie's aesthetic so fucking perfectly

yeah Roar she had a Bow and Pigtails the best of both worlds

Truth be told I have a 1/4 done novel about a medieval fantasy type convent orphanage ware the PE is the long bow

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you know real english long bows completely fuck up your back, and unless you train from childhood you can never use one properly yea?

The theme from those two tracks is pretty much the last memorable thing Silvestri wrote.
90% of his themes sound exactly the same or at least extremely similar at this point. He always uses the same brass and similar percussion, the added guitars for Van Helsing were the most exciting he has ever done in his entire life. What a hack.

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It's a pretty good horror movie and a decent sequel to the original

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1>3>>

well yea but their is no need to be mean about it

Oh i know starting young with larger and larger bows and one arm gets larger and they can ID a bowman from deformations of the Skelly Ton

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it was made by guy who made Mummy. It is not as great as mummy but million time better than curretn "dark universe" shit show

This.

I dont give a shit if you're gay or not. Just because you are a thirsty fatty with mainstream pleb taste, it doesn't make a movie better after you are done jerking it to huge actman.

better than the remake.

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yea its interesting shit, i'd read your book if it ever gets published, also i'd recommend The Archers Tale by Cornwell, all about this stuff

Thats mad, I thought it was a great movie.

Fuck you, I liked it. This movie has such a surreal off-kilter atmosphere that no other movie has ever come close to matching.

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When i was young I wanted to hijack Enak's time ship and fly off with Holly, Jan Brady and Penny Robinson after killing their families of course

Used to watch this like once a day. Danny McBride is probably the most likable dude in Hollywood.

Altered States
Geostorm

yeah

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baste and funguspilled

Saw this in theaters with my grandpa when I was younger, we were both super bored and thought it was stupid so we left half way through.

It's like James Bond with warewulfs in the beginning of 1900s. How can it not be kino?

Probably the most realistic depiction of how Australians would act when the world is ending

it's campy and dracula was pretty decent. the end fight when helsing turns into gabriel the first werewolf is kino and likely the best werewolf put on screen

you and your grandpa are fucking stupid

>let's try to do matrix but we put him in white

Never saw that film but damn, that's one cool movie poster.

>Only dream I ever have

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why do they bully sean bean so much
why does he always have to die

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he was born to die, a lot
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It was a better Dark Universe than the actual failed Dark Universe. It has dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the werewolf, etc. You can easily imagine Helsing being whisked away to Egypt in some sequel for a mission and encountering the mummy, the invisible man, etc.

If it were not an Arthurian adaptation, I would'(ve loved it as I generally love Ritchie's way of doing things and based Law & Hunnam.
The problem is that I'm a faithful adaptation fag and therefore I absolutely hate when great Europeans (or others) legends are dumbed down and amped up to please the American & Chinese moronic audience without regard for the source material. Much like this recent horrendous Robin Hood adaptation, with modern undertones forced down into medieval fantastic settings.
You want me to accept utter bullshit then, don't claim to base your work off of real existing things (moreover we've already have too many Arthur/Robin Hood adaptations). Create something new, a universe that is its own thing, and I'll gladly accept giant snakes, kung fu chinese in medieval London-like cities, time slowing swords and an evil Jude Law.