They grow up so fast
They grow up so fast
Samuel Garcia
Thomas Butler
You should have said, "They get so big so quick," since her tits are huge.
Grayson Baker
I would never insinuate such a thing
Jose Roberts
I think the boy is gay
Lucas King
I wish all Australians were like Steve Irwin.
Robert Ramirez
The black African string ray was the one responsible for Steve's death. Interesting fact, black African string rays make up just 13% of the total sting ray population but commit over 50% of the murders.
Xavier Thompson
crikey her tits are big
no wonder australia made pics of any girl with less than c cup breasts illegal
Matthew King
you mean dead? that's not nice
but fuck australians
Jacob Cook
>I think I'm attracted to the boy instead of the titty monster teen or crazy-eyed MILF
I think I know who's gay
Jordan Brown
>teen
She's going to be 21 next month.
Owen Johnson
>teen
YOU'RE GETTING OLD LAD
Jeremiah Robinson
>being a cunt and manhandling animals for no reason
I didn't wish death upon him but Steve Irvin was a total cunt. Give me Sir David Attenborough over him any day.
Jaxon Gray
put down the onions, faggot.
Jose Russell
pussy
Zachary Allen
>t. yanks
Someone fetch me the british vs. american documentary pasta.
Jace Roberts
Shut up Nigel
Jordan Hall
C'MERE YOU LIL SJW
NOT GONNA HURT YOU
EASY, EASY, COME NOW
BAM - GOT HIM
CRIKEY! LOOK AT HIS BELLY, HOW LARGE AND YELLOW IT IS.
YOU BEEN OVEREATING MATE!
WHOA - THAT WAS CLOSE, ALRIGHT MATE NOT GONNA HURT YA.
GO ON NOW, CRAWL BACK TO YA SAFE SPACE MATE
Adrian Perry
Are they still trying to force the son to be the next Steve Irwin or what
Justin King
Leave animals alone you weirdo. Let them come to you if they want.
Lucas Davis
birb are dumb
Xavier Nelson
Kevin Sanders
He's lucky that thing didn't kill him
Elijah Bailey
Which episode of BLACKED is this?
Cameron Johnson
lol fuck off nigger
Nolan Baker
buttfuck australians
Colton Gonzalez
I saw this out the corner of my eye and legitimately thought that his son was Steve for a second. They're such a nice bunch of people it seems like.
Samuel Morris
>Let's milk more money out of the career of our deceased husband/father and become famous ourselves thanks to the name we share thanks to our deceased husband/father who became famous through his personality and passion for nature and he hasn't made any money because he's dead so let's make a show about us the family of the deceased celebrity husband/father so thanks to him we can still make some money without any effort of our own
Australians disgust me
Parker Ortiz
What the hell are dinosaurs' problem?
Benjamin Ross
Dude, go out and do some breathing exercises
Connor Hill
>didn't eat the black swan
son I am disappoint
Carson Davis
>t. seal
Jackson Lopez
his wife is a seppo so its to be expected.
David Anderson
:(
Luis Phillips
>HEY BINDY IM GONNA FUCK YOUR NIGGER TITS!
Jacob Cruz
pics
Jacob Gutierrez
Carson Long
This.
Xavier Ramirez
Crypto /an/ thread?
Leo Sullivan
Imagine being an ausfag and living off crocodile animal redneck 2.0's corpse 20 years after he died. It's like Italy introducing their prime minister with "Its A ME Mario!" why don't they just bite the bullet and roll out crocodile redneck v3.0 and get it the fuck over with.
GOD!
Colton Ross
Dugongs a cute. A CUTE!
Elijah Cox
Hellow english slaves
Ryan Evans
This is a whites only pond nigger
Julian Hughes
OH LAWD HE COMIN'
Zachary Collins
The reign of mammals will soon come to an end.
Hunter Parker
who was in the wrong here?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
cats > birbs > other mammals > other families > dogs > apes
Eli Barnes
That's a big fluffy bird.
Asher Hughes
>that feel when you will never date Steve Irwin's daughter and ask him for her hand
>that feel when Steve will never share one of his wild stories after a BBQ under a starry night while a campfire roars nearby
>that feel when you will never witness the excitement in his eyes when he tells you one of his stories
>that feel when he will never ask you to be a part of his family business
>that feel when he will never tell you you're like a son to him
>that feel when he will never tell you he's reaching grandpa age, subtly hinting at the desire for grandchildren giving you his blessing to rawdog his daughter
>that feel when he will never hand you some weird tribal potion some shaman gave to him once that increases the chance of pregnancy
>that feel when this potion won't give you a boner as hard as crocodile skin that only goes away after busting 10 fat nuts into her womb
>that feel when this won't result in the birth of triplets with the same sandy blond hair as their grandfather
>that feel when Steve will never compliment the vitality of your seed
Anthony Jackson
Control your bitches.
Charles Bailey
can't wait for the season finale
Bentley Brooks
>And you think this gives you power over me?
Jaxon Peterson
That got weird and kinda gay but it was still comfy
Henry Rivera
Leo Moore
Lion fucking shits.
Zachary Myers
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Why are birds best?
Thomas Long
you've thought about this a lot
Gavin Rivera
where da fuq is Steve Irwin's stingray death video?
Charles Moore
I swear to god thots ruin everything
Christopher Morgan
The unofficial motto for ausfailia is "how about another shrimp on the barbie"
The unofficial motto for the island where retard animal fondled croaked is "how bout another BARB in the Shrimp!?"
;^}
Lincoln Taylor
TRIAL BY STONE
Jaxon Miller
Crikey I'd like to fuck the shit out of bindi
Alexander Powell
Nicely done user
Alexander Lee
the bitch was probably vegan
Logan Smith
Yep
This is going in my Crikey compilation
Lincoln Johnson
Chads of the animal world
Jeremiah Campbell
Hi Fug. Why'd you have to be a douche man
Aaron Jackson
did the buffo live? i am guessing no it bled out
Ryder Morales
Le moa
Christian Price
am I the only one who chuckles every time I see his horse faced wife's dumb walleyed face?
steve was based but, yyyyyiiikkkees
Chase Moore
Joshua Evans
Tyler Collins
Alexander Murphy
At least his daughter turned out hot. His son on the other hand looks like a twink fag that hollywood pedos love.
Caleb Richardson
Jose Cooper
cute
Gavin Davis
God I wish that were me
Gabriel Green
post pics of his daughters fat tits you fucking homos
John Robinson
this is definitely not what i was expecting when i expanded 21 images
Kevin Richardson
Steve Irwin's death was a flashbulb memory for me as I remember exactly what I was doing when I heard the news. I don't even have that for 9/11 since I was in Asia at the time and it happened at night, and was too busy all of the next day.
I was in a WoW dungeon at the time - BRD to be exact and we were just finishing up in that neutral pub area full of dark irons. We were only going for Architect or something so it wasn't long til I was back in IF and everyone was mourning him in general, it was Blackrock so pretty much an Australian server.
Carter Rivera
Yeah, it's like user's mom got lucky with the national retard of Prison land.
Nathaniel Carter
she was made for breeding
Samuel Sanders
Hudson Taylor
It runs like a fucking dinosaur. I would have run the crap out of there and jumped into the water. That bird could've turned him into minced meat.
Gabriel Green
So...?
I took more memorable shits and they had the integrity to go away.
Charles Stewart
Imagine getting skewered through the chest by a stingray. That's gotta hurt haha!
Charles Rogers
>We will never get proper feathered Dino-Kino because we are still culturally stuck on muh JP nostalgia
Ethan Walker
when I was 5 I wanted to marry Steve Irwins daughter
Lincoln Davis
The world just isn't ready yet
Juan Bennett
I saw a dismembered Jay just the other day. I hope it died putting up a fight.
William Reed
He dun goofed.
Joshua Carter
Adam Price
@116974576
What does that have to do with my post, attentionwhore.
That's right, you don't get a (You)
Austin Garcia
theyre entirely sad pancakes
fill out a big push up bra but thats all theyre good for
Gabriel Mitchell
^
I'm the attention whore. Yet you take his death to grandstand about something boring in your life that happened at the same time? Don't do eulogies bro, you'll end up telling people another personal stinker that they'll drone out of their mind.
Nathan Garcia
>Thin, long legs
>Those sexy eyelashes
Yep, I would fuck that bird.
Jaxon Cox
Jason Flores
Why did this become a birb thread?
Henry Ross
Kayden Butler
perfect body
Ryan Cruz
> jumped into the water
> in north QLD
box jellies, blue ringed octopus, stonefish, irukandji, sea snakes, tiger sharks and the largest crocodiles on earth
I'll take my chances on the beach m8
Aaron Reyes
T H I C C
She needs a good BBC.
Jack Morgan
Came here to post this. Good shit.
Oliver Miller
Man, the harpoons!
James Fisher
Sneks deserve warm boobs.
Alexander Hernandez
She never dated again after he died.
Robert Miller
@116974941
fuck off cunt.
How is mentioning WoW grandstanding? It's a boring pos game and everyone knows it's boring, I never said otherwise. You instead read into it as something that was meant to be exciting and that's entirely on you. I said it was a flashbulb memory and you went on a rant about taking shits when it doesn't even matter since there is zero degree of relevance between a memory I've had and yours.
End yourself. I'll promise to do no other eulogy but yours, faggot.
Jayden Powell
Jackson Johnson
>parrot
white people
>cat
black people
Thomas Russell
>Bindi's a sexxy thicc piece of 20something ass now
Christ I remember when she looked like a weird FAS gnome
Brayden Cooper
Mommy!
Jackson Russell
miss u steve
Zachary Bell
11697515four
There you go again. Your post is supposed to be about me, but it has more I's than your hairy Mexican mom taking 11.75 inches up her shitfunnel tamale cutter.
Landon Collins
Dude no
Cooper Wright
A truly sad day when this cunt passes.
Evan Price
>animal lover dies to animal
>retards torture and kill animals in his honor
kek, cant make this shit up
Zachary Robinson
Landon Richardson
Attenborough liked Steven Irwin
Anthony Butler
>I would have run the crap out of there and jumped into the water.
That wouldn't be safe
Julian Gomez
Lord David Attenborough transcends all known human media. Calling him Reddit means nothing.
Charles Brown
top image is cuter than the bottom
whoever designed that poster is a retard
Tyler Foster
>jumped into the water
Zachary Richardson
hes literrally the mascot of climate change propaganda reddit sjws but alright
Luke Bell
>tfw he will die in your lifetime
Matthew Edwards
Kys
Bentley Peterson
Cameron Smith
fag go die
Michael Sullivan
cuck
Brody Sullivan
Climate change is a naturally occurring pattern on our planet. It pisses me off so fucking much all these mongoloids prancing around that humans are responsible.
Caleb Flores
>lord
Haha. Was he too much of a ponce to be a knight?
Jacob Roberts
Tyler Young
reddit tourists go home to your safe space
Zachary Wilson
Both images are cute to people who truly love all animals. Only weirdos think snakes are disgusting.
Benjamin Jones
"Naturally occurring" doesn't mean "has no cause"
Ian Martinez
CHONKY
Liam Walker
you too reddit
Wyatt Hughes
one16975313
There you go again, reading a post as if it's about me when it's all about your shitstain of an existence. Here lies poster 11697531three he was a cocksucker among cocksuckers, a faggot among faggots. Years of bugchasing took him before his time but we can rest easy knowing he'll be sucking devil cocks in hell.
Parker Perry
>loving all animals
mmmm sure smells like reddit in here
Caleb Walker
have sex
Ayden Taylor
delet this.
Evan Hall
Quite an ironic post
Noah Morgan
Anthony Jackson
>Climate change is a naturally occurring pattern on our planet
it's pretty easy to google "climate change natural cycle" and see how wrong you are. the question now becomes what are you trying to accomplish by being intentionally wrong about this?
Asher Adams
DURR emissions are at a safe level and it is proven we have had NO FUCKING EFFECT. That's why most niggers and cucks have shut up about it. In 100 years maybe but not yet. Kill yourself nigger
Elijah Smith
Christopher Clark
Dunning-Kruger at work here. Kill yourself, brainlet.
Easton Martinez
holy shit he totally set him up.
based eagle
Christopher Martin
jesus what even are those jaw muscles
Chase Jackson
Mom, look I walked in the water without digging up a cranky animal so I could molest it on national TV.
She's a porker that would get a pump and dump on a Tuesday night. But I guess a piggy like that is ausfag royalty
Brandon Campbell
ya seething redditor?
Samuel Clark
Ah sweet you used told me you googled something with no source and probably just maybe looked at jewpedia. kys unironically.
Nolan Adams
I love eating animals and I love animals. Animals are generally awesome.
Christian Ramirez
I got a knowing nod from my father in law when I knocked up his daughter
Owen Young
>release a greenhouse gas into the atmosphere for over 100 years
>expecting nothing to happen
Where did it go user? Did it fly off into space?
Logan Anderson
Learn to speak English retard.
Andrew Miller
most boring parts of Planet Earth, except for those ruthless South American eagles.
Jeremiah Nelson
Jacob Harris
That is the most content fucking dog I have ever seen.
Carson Adams
BUILT FOR BBC
Gavin Thomas
we need to go bigger
Luis Long
nice cognitive dissonance ya got there bud
Ethan Garcia
I will deny climate change all day but I don't have a single shred of hate for David Attenborough you colossal faggot.
Elijah Phillips
>australians
>english
Good one lmao.
Blake Jenkins
ITT: redditors circlejerking about their faggy gay ass nature queer narrators who abuse animals for entertainment fuck them and fuck reddit
Jayden Wood
Guy up there whose butthole was twinging at the thrill of being my thread nemesis.
Quit bingo daubing daddy Tyrones computer chair with your unwiped ass and get back to redbit jr with the other Muppet babies.
Brayden Scott
nice cognitive dissonance ya got there bud
Grayson Turner
It's one of the best things about being human.
Dominic Brooks
Sweet jesus
Liam Gray
Humans are innately afraid and disgusted by snakes for a good reason - it's a survival mechanism.
You're the fucking weirdo, because if it wasn't for modern day living your stupid ass would have been eaten by a python or bitten by a rattle snake long time ago.
Liam Robinson
Gavin Price
Around black never relax
Easton Cooper
are those fucking gills?
looks like a remake of Waterworld or something
Justin Scott
Guy who responded to me first and bit off more than he can chew, you're damn right you're my thread nemesis, but you chose this path not me.
Thought you were in for a quiet night of shitposting? Think again, I'm shitting all over your chest tonight.
Robert Scott
Remember when she fell in love with her dancing partner and he shut her down on national TV? Based fags.
Lincoln Rogers
That kind of bullshit wouldn,t be happening if Scar was the king
Jose Jenkins
Yeah, bindi isn't relaxing. She's pushing back with that chunk of cottage cheese with a roast beef sandwich stuffed in it she calls an ass.
Ethan Sanders
>Humans are innately afraid and disgusted by snakes for a good reason - it's a survival mechanism.
Cameron Robinson
you know, his wife was co-host of the show. moreover it is their job as zookeeper
Nathan Perry
No.
I'm not a gossip fag, nor do I watch literal nobodies dance on my greasy 13" inch sansui and clap like a retard with itchy palms.
Zachary Garcia
Why are animals so retarded?
Benjamin Perry
This should be obvious. The only reason not to be afraid is if you're educated and experienced with snakes.
Isaiah Sanders
fantastic footage
Cooper Lee
nature = reddit
Lincoln Roberts
Blake Carter
Such a shame about her face. She looks like she sucked a lemon.
Michael Foster
What isn't Reddit?
Bentley King
sorry. It was shit.
James Gutierrez
>muh animals
>muh british accent
>muh global warming agenda
>muh bbc
no thanks, attenborough is a cunt and he won't be missed. I'm british btw.
Jonathan Barnes
With human knowledge and intelligence it's easy to like and respect snakes, even the most deadliest ones. Similar to spiders. Only the low IQ fear and disrespect these creatures.
Ryan Ward
cuck
Noah Brown
Trips of truth
John Gomez
>he won't be missed.
He obviously will. What are you going to do about it? Cry in your room like a bitch?
Jace Allen
>coming home drunk at 2am and walking up the stairs when everyones asleep
Mason Richardson
>deflecting from the fag user based user called out
Luis Moore
hes a pedo
Andrew Diaz
holy fuck, it's literally a dinosaur. Awesome.
Joseph Jenkins
reddit cringe
Angel Jones
ur mom's taint
Christopher Moore
more like people who have no reason to know anything about these animals would be afraid of them, not just stupid people. You accidentally encounter a cottonmouth in the wild, you get away from it.
Elijah Baker
Aiden Bailey
>is afraid of little animals
>calls someone else a cuck
Lmaoing at your life.
Colton Russell
what type of eagle is this?
>feathercucks
go back
Jonathan Rodriguez
Wrong. It's normal to experience shock upon seeing things like snakes, spiders, mice and rats or whatever but after the momentary jolt humans should at this point be able to properly assess the situation.
Noah Cook
Looks like a bearded vulture
Levi Hall
>assess a snake
Are you going to pet it? Primate assessment of a snake is to kill it or flee it. Even knowing it's in your vicinity causes enmity.
Nathan Myers
in awe at the size of the lad
Caleb Barnes
right, and is some cases, like highly venomous animals, the correct assessment is to "be afraid" and get away from them.
Even "expert handlers" get injured and killed by dangerous animals. You're not cool/smart for not being afraid of dangerous animals. That's literally stupid.
Elijah Wright
The boy is insanely hot.
Brayden Hill
2Bfair the kids only really knew their dad through videos and I can see the son trying to emulate his dad as much as possible as a coping mechanism, especially since everybody around him probably keep mentioning how great he was.
Jeremiah Nelson
>afraid
>careful
not the same, user
Brayden Gonzalez
Let me at him.
Austin White
Are they really that territorial and unafraid? Either way they have fucking triple machetes for toes so they could cut a person to ribbons if they wanted.
Anthony Roberts
Nonsense. The room is probably air conditioned for the photo shoot.
Eli Parker
>2Bfair
If it's possible to type fat. Congrats, you did it, you portly fuck, you.
Camden Evans
fuuuuuuug
Andrew Butler
Grey parrots do not give an ounce of shit and have such incredible personalities. I love them and I hope I can have one some day.
William Sanchez
My family had one when I was a kid. Crazy bastard used to hang upside down from it's cage and bite the dog when she walked by then climb away. He also would mimic the phone ringing to get the dog barking.
Camden Williams
fuck birds. cats eat them
Aaron Perry
I dunno, bro. Saggy tits are cool.
Christian Gomez
Fuck, I thought it was a griffon for a second.
Luis Cooper
John Anderson
Fucking lmao
Jayden Reyes
Carter Gray
What's so scary about snakes?
Brandon Murphy
was I supposed to be scared by that? snakes dont scare me
Andrew Murphy
>hurr i'm a bat durr
Eli Taylor
Gary, pull that stupid fucking feather out of your head!
Chase Phillips
Corvids are based.
Chase Parker
>video loops
>realize you can just barely see the bear in the corner
Jace Flores
Imagine surviving the emu wars only to die from some stingray's desperation move.
Hudson Johnson
dumb faggot
Lincoln Adams
>was I supposed to be scared by that?
...I literally just asked what's so scary about them. Are you mentally retarded?
Grayson Flores
Oliver Lewis
we need to over breed these so they are as common as pigeons and fuck with everybodies day
Jack Flores
niggers.webm
Jose Collins
BIRBFIELD!!!
Andrew Martin
hahahaha wtf dude
Ayden Bailey
I wanted to marry his wife when i was 5
Camden Gomez
Just like your parents wish you did out of their fucking basement amirite