If Keanu Reeves was sickly, he'd be Keanu Disease

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>If Keanu Reeves was sulking, he'd be Keanu Grieves.

if Tom Cruise got hurt he'd be Tom Bruise

A incel is an involuntary celibate. Now although it is certainly possible keanu reeves is a celibate, it in no way within this reality possible he is an involuntary celibate. That would make your claim false, and given the absurdity of this claim, also fair to say - retarded. It would therefore be no stretch of the imagination to suggest that you yourself are retarded. I hope you consider the ramifications of this before posting next time.

If Keanu Reeves were a valet, he'd be Keanu Jeeves

If keanu reeves had hay fever, he'd be keanu sneeze

If keanu reeves was cat piss litter odorizer, which he is, hed be meow febreeze

If Keanu Reeves was a forgiving soul, he'b be Keanu reprieves.

If Keanu Reeves wore a sweater he'd be Keanu Sleeves

If Keanu Reeves joined the Sith, he'd be Keanu Sheeve

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He has aids from smashing a tranny in the ass and also taking it up the ass.

If keanu reeves started walking away he would be keanu leaves

If keanu reeves was a dork he would be keanu dweebs

If Keanu Reeves was a hair stylist, he'd be Keanu Weaves.

If Keanu Reeves played Superman he'd be Keanu Reeve.

If keanu reeves was a strip club owner he would be Keanu Sleaze

If Keanu Reeves left the building he'd be Keanu Leaves.

If Keanu Reeves were skin, he'd Beonyou Reeves.

If keanu reeves inhaled and exhaled oxygen he would be Keanu Breathes

If Keanu Reeves were testicles he'd be Keanu Deeze.

If Keanu Reeves was a basket case he'd be Keanu Weaves.

If Keanu Reeves were a butcher, he'd be Keanu Cleaves.

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DUDE KEANU WEED LMAO

Haha nice

If Keanu was hungry, he'd get keanu cheese

If Keanu Reeves were a politician he'd be Keanu Sleeze

If keanu reeves wore short shorts he would be keanu tease

If Keanu Reeves stole he'd be Keanu Thieves.

If Keanu Reeves was a gag reflex, he'd be Keanu Heaves.

If Keanu Reeves was a gold digger he'd be Keanu Sieves.

If Keanu Reeves was a politician he'd be Keanu Sleeze

If Keanu Reeves were an epic gamer he would be Gameranu Gaymes

If Keanu Reeves was dead, he'd be Keanu Wreaths.

If Keanu Reeves robbed a bank he'd be Keanu Reaves.

The night before his birthday is known as Keanu's Eve.

If Keanu Reeves was at the beach he'd be Keanu Breeze

If Keanu Reeves aspired, he'd be Keanu Achieves.

If Keanu Reeves was breathtaking he'd be Keanu Breathes

If Keanu Reeves went to a sewer he'd be Keanu Reeks

If Keanu Reeves sighed a lot, he'd be Keanu Breathes

If Keanu Reeves didn't wipe his ass he'd be Keanu Reeks

If Keanu Reeves had a child he'd be Keanu Breeds.

If Keanu Reeves was effortless, he'd be Keanu Ease.

If keanu reeves wanted to lay low hed be Reanu Keaves

If Keanu Reeves were a rat, he'd be Keanu Squeaks.

If keanu reeves were a forklift operator hed be buttercup feels

If Keanu Reeves was winning he'd be Keanu Achieves.

If Keanu Reeves was a criminal he'd be Keanu Nigs

If Arnold Schwarzenegger....

If Keanu Reeves was Fox Mulder, he'd be Keanu Believes.

If keanu reeves was a toy hed be keanu figurines

If Keanu Reeves was overhanging the perimeter of a house, he'd be Keanu Eaves.

If Keano Reeves was a nigger, he'd be Keanu Thieves.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger were watching Jamie Lee Curtis strip he'd be ABULULAUHALBUUUBA

If Keanu Reeves was a shitty black mirror episode, he’d be Keanu Smithereens

If Keanu Reeves was sneed he'd be Keanu Cringe

You fucking gamer nerds have made me completely dislike anything related to keanu reeves. It's like you can't just have a nice thing, you have to milk it, milk it, and keep milking it until it's dried out and you can milk the next thing dry. Fuck man, same thing happened when you faggots discovered filthy frank, sam hyde, all that shit. Can you stop being so fucking pathetic and just enjoy things without implementing that thing into your entire attitude and personality for once?? Fuck.

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If you made Keanu mad he'd be Keanu Peeved

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shut up faggot let us have fun

If keanu reeves used the urinal hed be keanu pees

You're literally on the same level as furries, bronies and tumblr stans when it comes to how fucking annoying you are. Just remember that when you repeat the same "joke" for the x*1000th time.

If keanu reeves was at a funeral hed be keanu grieves

what's wrong with you
just leave this thread stupid
leave the website actually if you're so annoyed

If Keanu was retarded, he would be Keanu Special-Needs

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If Keanu Reeves was a butt-hurt thundercunt, he'd be this guy VV

Legit only funny one

If keanu had a twin he would be siamese

kek

Keanu Trees

If John Wicks dog died he'd be Keanu Grieves.

If keanu reeves was between the shin and thigh hed be keanu knees

If Keanu Reeves fell asleep, he'd be Keanu Zzzzzz.

If keanu reeves was a sickcunt hed be keanu zyzz

If Keanu Reeves was a butler he'd be Keanu Jeeves
If Keanu Reeves lived in a belfry he'd be Keanu Eaves

If Keanu Reeves wrote a gripe list they'd be Keanu Peeves.

If Keanu Reeves was unsatisfactory, he'd be Keanu Displease.

If Keanu Reeves was a Quarterback, he'd be Keandrew Brees.

If Keanu Reeves was an infant, he'd be Keanu Teethes.

If Keanu Reeves brought back your purse, he'd be Keanu Retrieves.

If Keanu Reeves wore armor, he'd be Keanu Greaves.

if keanu reeves was my father
i'd be
daddy please touch me

if Keanu Reeves was black, he'd be Keanu GrosNee

This was fun but I'm out. Call me Keanu Retreats...

ok this is epic