If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?
If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?
Jordan Anderson
Henry Powell
Nobody, I’m a man of peace
Kayden Phillips
hitler
Elijah Hall
Patton Oswalt
Kayden Rogers
Warwick Davis
Jacob Thompson
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Isaiah Roberts
Good choice
Lincoln Miller
Patton Oswalt after the other guy who said Patton Oswalt.
Luke Murphy
Bob Iger
Kevin Mitchell
John Lennon
Martin Luther King
Lincoln
Parker Diaz
I wish I could kick the shit out of Harmony Korine or Larry Clark. Fucking exploitative hacks
Nolan Perry
parent trap lindsey lohan
with my penis
Michael Perry
DJ Qualls.
Jacob Lopez
Shia LaBeouf
Zachary Thompson
This rat. I'd kill him. Kick to the head and boom! dead.
Hudson Thompson
Michael Moore
Cooper Thomas
Jason Parker
Didn't he kill his wife?
Nicholas Nguyen
I'd love to beat the shit out this cock sucking degenerate
Dominic Kelly
Can you imagine slamming Lauren Lapkus square in her retarded chinless face like four/five times, because I can
Jackson Turner
Ah, the Wifeslayer.
Jaxson Peterson
bam margera
Brandon Harris
Haha goddammit
Andrew Nelson
It would be a toss up. The celibrity i most want to meet is David Mamet. And I think he would be a good fighter. I really would love to fight David Mamet and then get drunk with him.
But if your asking who i want to beat the ever living shit out of? Well that has to be Edward Norton.
Andrew Cox
Anyone who considers themselves above humans.
Josiah Myers
I wouldn't mind wrestling with Eric Andre
Easton Nelson
>Edward Norton.
Based. Always thought he was a cunt, and that he's difficult to work with doesn't help either.
Somewhat talented guy, but the primadona thing is insufferable.
Sebastian Campbell
I'd fight Jared Leto.
Justin James
Careful nigga. He eats people.
Jose Sanders
This fat little obnoxious fuck needs an ass whoopin', you know he's never been in a physical encounter before
Also, seth rogan. God damn he needs it bad
others that deserve an ass whoopin':
seth green
seth macfarlane
Jesus, all these faggot seths
shia labeef
perez hilton
justin bieber
kumail nanjiani
amu schumer
jon oliver
trevor noah
don lemon
jesse eisenberg
judd apatow
joss whedon
rosie o'donnell
chris o'donnell
pitbull
jussie smollett
brie larson
nick kroll
mark zuckerberg
mark cuban
justin trudeau
michael rappaport
generally these are the guys i wanna beat the shit out of personally
Dylan Johnson
Vincent Ambrosio
Jose Brooks
Mark Wahlberg
Is there a guy with a more punchable face?
Anthony Carter
jonah hill
Xavier Kelly
Marky Mark would literally beat your ass into a coma. I am trained in krav maga, bjj, and level 4 army combatives and I wouldnt dare challenge Marky Mark.
Jonathan Cruz
holy mother of based
however
>shia labeef is broken mentally, spiritually and financially, replace with Claw Poo from parks and rec
>perez hilton is irrelevant and not the worst fag in the world, replace with Wil Wheaton
cheers m8, happy ass kicking
me, I'm starting with Spartacus Booker
Oliver Brooks
e"""""""""celebs""""""""" aren't real celebs but let me just take a moment to say that I want to fuckign bash Contrapoints's head in with a fucking baseball bat.
Thomas Green
Rian Johnson
Isaiah Gomez
Biel of course, I will lose but I will win
Jack Reyes
That dumb blonde bitch every keeps going ON and ON abo- Brie Lardson!
The girl in the avengers movie.
I'd crave in her face with my fists.
Jaxson Hughes
Rosa Salazar
Michael Moore
fpwp
David Sanders
Kevin Ramirez
Drumpf ofc
Parker Smith
>mostly all male celebrities
Me? I'd beat the shit out of Elle Fanning
Isaac Parker
>I'd beat the shit out of Elle Fanning
can I help?
Adam Lee
No. She's mine when I'm done with her.
Logan Bell
you can keep the piggy face, I was talking about the beating
Brandon Stewart
>wanting to beat up an actual government certified retard
Wow. Edgy.
William Reyes
trump
Gabriel Cook
Some liberal douche like Colbert, John Oliver, etc
Dominic Torres
He's a giant freak (6'5) he would kill you, if you have some training different story
Nathaniel Edwards
trudeaupilled
Elijah Sanchez
Man I forgot this show existed
Kayden Smith
Kek.
Gabriel Hernandez
Jose James
Robocop
Ryan Diaz
t. VFS
Nicholas Baker
MC Ride
Luis Kelly
Lena Dunham.
It's a self defense situation. I come up behind her in an alley and I feel my life is in danger. Suddenly I'm throwing left hooks, right hooks, jabs, crosses, just pounding the fuck out of the back of her neck, smashing in her ribcage.
Then I spin her around, like a dreidel made of bruised and jiggling flesh, and I perform the legendary "swan kick" from Karate Kid directly to her esophagus. She hits the pavement with the weight and finality of the Twin Towers on 9/11.
Still the threat is not neutralized. Even as she lies immobile, bloodied and croaking hoarsely for breath, I can feel a threat against my life emanating from the quivering, weeping mass of fatty meat that is Lena Dunham. I raise my boot above her head and brace myself against the alley wall. Just like my favorite film Drive (starring Ryan Gosling.)
>STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. CRUNCH.
Gradually the crunching gives way to a slushy slap, nothing separating my boot and the concrete but a thinly mashed layer of brain matter and skull fragments. It was a close encounter, but I am alive and breathing.
It was a self defense situation, I told the officer. It was either me or her. I made the only choice I could.
Cooper Harris
I'll fight RDJ for sure