what’s the worst thing that’s happened to you when you’ve gone to the movies alone?
>loud Mexican family decides they want to sit right next to you even though there are plenty of seats available
>cute Mexican girl asks if the seats next to you are taken
>say ‘no’
>she says ‘really? you’re all by yourself?’
>’yes’
>can’t even pay attention to the movie because of the stink and the loud chewing noises they make eating all the food they brought from home
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The only time in my life that I went to the movies alone was when I was stood up by this roastie back in college. Since I was already there I went in anyway. It was fucking depressing having no one to enjoy it with. Why would anyone go by themselves really boggles my mind. Never am I doing this again.
>have OCD and probably autistic so have to follow very strict schedule
>go to the movies by myself once a week at the same exact time every week (Saturday, 10:15am)
>same skinny goth girl is always working at the time, about a 6.5/10 maybe a 7 if she wasn’t wearing her movie theater uniform
>she clearly can tell im by myself because I’m usually the only customer in the entire theater at that time so she always tries to be nice to me, laughs at everything I say and tries to make fucking conversation because she pities me for being a pathetic autistic kid
>once she even asks if she can come watch the move with me
>tell her I don’t need her fucking pity and make her refund my ticket
Now I have to go to the theater across town and it’s not as good but the employees at least leave me alone
>see a janny in a theater
>sit down next to him and elbow his face as I sit down
>his glasses fall to the floor
>he gets down on his hands and knees to find them
>yell "YO THIS NIGGA EATIN POPCORN OFF THE FLOOR"
>all the black teenagers start to laugh at him
>negress walks up and grabs my dick and says "you cute"
>janny has a ptsd attack and wets his pants
>runs out of theater crying
>be diaper boy (I know it’s weird but I didn’t choose it)
>see endgame while wearing pic related
>movie ends, walk out the theater
>hear group of girls snickering behind me
>hear one of them loudly whisper “diaper”
>immediately turn around and their looking right at me, they burst out laughing
>rush to the bathroom and see that the waistband of my diaper is sticking out of the back of my shorts
>quickly go into the stall and change into a fresh diaper, make sure it’s tucked properly into my pants
>as I’m walking out the theater I see the girls, they notice me and one of them yells “Did you change into a clean diaper, user?” And they all burst out laughing again
>they know my name
>they go to the same college as me
>I recognize one of them from a group project
>I cry in my car as I drive back to campus
>I don’t leave my dorm (except for class) for the rest of college
What do you mean you didnt choose to be a diaper boy. If you had some illness, thats fucked I get ya. But if thats just some weird fetish you say you didnt choose you were just born with or whatever then Im glad you got shamed for being a freak
Literally no one is at fault here but you.
>I didn’t choose it
do people sneak in your room every day and force you to wear a diaper?
it is a fetish but I also have crippling anxiety and diapers is the only thing that helps
That’s messed up, man. The least thing you can do is give her my phone number.
I recently went to the theater to watch the new MIB and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion! It triggered my foot, humiliation, and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them together for a bit after she noticed me checking them out. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie teasing me by dangling her flip flops by my face and kicking my chair. I don’t think I’ve ever been humiliated so much in my life, it was fucking pathetic. I don’t even want to go to the movies alone anymore.
wow, incredible
I paid ticket price to see Doom.
Have you ever considered that maybe she really liked you instead of it being pity
These are all """problems""" only because you watch dogshit capeshit flicks made for kids in mall theaters surrounded by zoomers and dumb teen couples.
Go to an actual theater and watch an actual film and there will be absolutely no problem even if you go there literally every single day alone.
>loud mexican family
there's no other kind dude
Imagine being this much of a faggot
Watched war of the world back in 2005 as a 17 year old. First time going to the cinema alone. Some bitch comes in with her boyfriend and they sit behind me even though the cinema is pretty empty. It's about 10 minutes in and I feel her feet start to push into the back of my seat and I release a defeated, knowing sigh as I immediately understand what I'm in for. She's obviously bored by the movie her boyfriend picked for them and she's decided to take it out on me. For the duration i am stuck with her feet periodically kicking, pushing, or resting against my chair. I'm too much of a pussy to say anything or even get up and move so I just sit there and take it and let her ruin the movie for me.
i look like an autistic idiot she clearly just took pity on me. I also made her cry when I snapped at her so she definitely doesn’t like me now
No problems ever, I always go to the movies @ 11:30Am on Mondays.
Usually is just me.
for me is the exact opposite, I can only enjoy the movie if I'm alone.
why do y’all niggas have specific times you gotta be at the movies
>tfw also a diaper boy who likes girly diapers
sorry that happened to you bro. my roommate in college found a pic of me in a messy diaper on my phone and sent it to everyone on campus. nearly killed myself over it. gave up diapers for a long time, too. But over time I learned to accept and love myself for who i am, and to stop giving a fuck what other people think.
As I’m writing this, I’m diapered up and loving it
I've never been to a movie alone. Every time I've been to a theater, I was forcefully brought there. I saw Pulp Fiction while nearly on my death bed, because my friends refused to leave my apartment unless I went. In fact, I've never seen a movie I wanted to see in the theater, it's always some needy fucker who drags me there to see crap they want to see.
Because my autism demands it, and also before 11:30 is to early and the next one is too late
Grow up, fucking manchild.
user if she pitied you she would be repulsed by you and never engage in any sort of conversation in fear of being associated with a loser
you dun fuckd up
>tell her I don’t need her fucking pity and make her refund my ticket
Underrated based, better to be hated than pitied
Lol bro, I make more money in a year than you’ll probably make in your life, I live in a nice as fuck house. I literally pay the hottest escorts you can imagine to come over and change my diapers and treat me like a baby every fucking week
Tellin’ me I need to grow up. Bitch, fuck outta here
>acting like your salary or what you do with prostitutes has shit to do with it
What's next, you gonna say your dad can beat up my dad?
This, also she wouldn't cry if she considered you to be an autistic fuckup sperg. I'd apologize if i were you desu senpai.
Sure bud
>going to the movies alone
You guys don’t actually do this right? don’t you have friends or gfs to go with?
What kinda shitty theater seats can you feel another persons feet through?
>implying he can't
Being a loser is in your blood, kiddo. I can buy and sell you ten times over, so I would advise you once again to just shut up and wallow in silence and self pity like you always do when you're not hiding in your mom's basement, disgusting roach.
>/>116968864
Can you even be considered a human being anymore, or are you too degraded even for that
Better not let your mom hear you talking like that.
Bullshit, being nice to people you pity and detest is 'good karma', aka social point scoring you can humble brag to your friends about later
>omg you know i work at the movies in the mornings this one kid i think he's autistic comes in at the same time every day and i feel so bad for him so i like totally act really nice and try to make it seem like i really like him, i think he has kind of a crush on me though xD
user did the exact right thing and deserves props for seeing through such a vile, self-aggrandising ruse
i May be an autistic ocd retard but I’m not going to fall for a Yea Forums troll to go humiliate myself in front of a girl that wants nothing to do with me. Nice try though
Don't talk about your grandmother like that you little shit. We wasted our life raising you to modern standards and THIS is what we get for all we've been through? Sad.
yes you perfectly described the vibe I got from her
Every time I ordered popcorn she would grab a handful of it and eat it before giving it to me and laugh
>mexican in mexico
>from the north so whole cities are whiter than whole america
>comfy as fuck cinepolis with cheap tickets and expensive popcorn
>everybody pays and watch movie in silence
>anons cry "muh cartel" cuz they little bitches who've never been in another country
Life's good.
Wow, did you learn how to swear at school this year? Such a big boy.
Can't really say I've had any genuinely terrible experiences, but my obsessive compulsive nature, coupled with the fact that I have to deal normies laughing at every fucking quip, makes a lot of cinema experiences frustrating. I went to go see Diego Maradona a week ago and 25 minutes in, I got so pissed at the guy beside me laughing and talking to his son relatively loudly that I just picked up my stuff and moved to the back row.
As someone with OCD and ASD I was sympathising with you up until that last part. Fucking clown.
>mexico
>white
Pick one Pedro.
based
>everyone I don't agree with is an underage pre-scooler: the post
Projecting much?
Goo goo gaa gaa lookin' ass nigga
Every new world country has at least some whites since Europeans made up the vast majority of immigrants to the Americas
>Trying too hard: The post
>I'm a grown-up, for reals!
Meant to reply to the poster below.
>to go humiliate myself in front of a girl that wants nothing to do with me
if she really did cry she had her feelings hurt by your attitude
if she looked at you as the poor loser she humble brags about she would go eww gtfo my sight you loser as soon as you stood up to her
go there and say you're sorry because you had other shit on your mind and took it out on her, her reaction will let you know where she stands
The power dichotomy is literally never going to be in your favour, autist or not, but knowing that and still tossing your drink in her face when she expects you to kneel is the only way to choose to be a man and not an animal
I'm sure one day I'll be in the position you were in and I can only hope I have the nads to make the same choice
>drive 45 mins to go to movie alone cus didnt want to see anyone i knew
>ran into friend of friend who went to the college in that city
this fucking simulation fucks me every chance it gets!
Bro. Women get wet af when you make them cry unironically. You had and maybe still have a perfect in there bro. If you're still alone in 10 years just remember this.
Animal
Yes, pipsqueak, we believe you. Now finish your vegetables and off to bed. Your mother and I have to "talk".
You should drive to a doctor, and get your head checked.
took a hooker to the movies because I couldn't afford a hotel, some couple came and set near us in the back row so nothing happened sexually
literally paid to blueball myself
I got into an argument with a couple of Mexicans. They sat down directly behind me. As soon as the movie started, one of them started translating every sentence out loud and line-by-line to the other one who I assume couldn't understand English. I asked them to be quiet and one of them said something to me in Spanish that I assume was an insult. Luckily, I live in Texas, so I spit on him, showed both of them the gun I was carrying and told them to move the fuck away from me before they got shot. Problem fucking solved.
When I saw Endgame a family of three (a pregnant woman and her two young children) sat together in the seat next to me. Sometimes the mom had to get up and sit on the stairs that were next to their seat.
You could afford a hooker but not a hotel
Why didn't you just fucking move, sit in those shitty far side seats above the entrance nobody ever volunteers to sit in
Americans (everyone from the continents of America) are all retarded niggers.
why? in this simulation the doctor would just tell me everythings fine.
>I can buy and sell you ten times over
Good Boy Points don't count as actual currency
very good bait desu, deserved (you)s
based retard
Almost got into a fight with a group of teens while watching Age of Ultron, don’t need to even say what race they were. Was in better shape than they were so they bitched out but I was willing to take the ass beating and probable head stomps, by far the most rude fucking movie goers I’ve encounters, haven’t seen a movie in theaters since when the faggots all accused me of calling them niggers which I should’ve
Right . . .
>Americas
>white
And you can fucking blow this retarded nigger. You pole smoking faggot.
>cute Mexican girl asks if the seats next to you are taken
Did you smash
brb posting this on the r/greentext subreddit
Thanks for the free internet points, bitch.
Neither do Nice Guy Points, you pathetic incel.
He probably thought you enjoyed being talked to like that seeing as you pay prostitutes to clean you up while you shit yourself.
This post isn't true, no one is this dumb enough to reject a possible QT
I don’t see it on there yet, I’m waiting to upvote it
>t. Sherlock
Same. There's only 1 other person who I can watch kino and with but we live far away now. Really wanted watch Chernobyl with him but oh well.
He is not a prostitute though, is he now? No matter what his reddit "girlfriends" tell him, he is not a woman, he never was a woman and he never will be a woman and he is definitely not my type. Think before you spew your ignorant bullshit, dumbass.
Also
>he, someone ele, that other user who is definitely not me
Nice try you sad, sad little samefag, but no one here believes you.
It's sad how predictable redditors are. Do you really never get tired of crying samefag and tranny? Also I know you're lying, but I'm sure whatever fetish you do have is equally pathetic since it takes a mind polluted by faggotry to even think of shit like that.
Wew and kek user. I fucking love diapers but don't subject it to the public lol what the fuck is wrong with you doing that?
You did the right thing. Fuck expectations. Some goth chick from this kind of sub culture should understand. Fucking normies.
Jesus fuck
and i wanted to be a tranny before i took chemical castration
now i dont.
get help
God, for once I hope this is actually a larp. user, if you’re real and not just farming (You)s, that girl probably likes you. Take a chance and go ask her out. If you’re don’t take this chance and end up a no gf incel, you have no one to blame but yourself.
>I fucking lover diapers
Why are there so many diaper boys on Yea Forums
*diaper crinkles*
If I were you I'd invest in a comfy cushion for your armchair's arm. Wood or whatever else you sad poorfag have can be really uncomfortable after some time. It will also help your baby arms hold your projector's remote without crushing under it's weight.
>chemical castration
you might as well have just become a tranny, it’d have the same effect plus you can wear makeup and dresses
>>from the north so whole cities are whiter than whole america
Lmao you're even more delusional than amerifats Juan.
>t.thomas rodriguez de guadalupe, anchor baby from california
Cringe
Shit that never happened for 500 Alex. Man this site is full of retards. It really is difficult being a man of superior intilect in today's world.
it was a temporary course of them
its supresses T and sex drive, allowing your brain to undo the fetish pathway built.
you come off them and the drive returns but not the fetish, with it crippled enough to disable the fetish, but strong enough to allow healthy hormonal balance to return, albeit at a below average level.
resetting sexual urges allow you to see objectively, its just the nuclear no fap option. to free yourself from primal aberration.
I'd tell you to cope harder, but I think you've really maxed that out. You may want to read your posts again, because being this much of an admitted pathetic faggot and trying to act hard while accusing everyone else of being as pathetic (faggot) as you is priceless.
was this DIY or is there somewhere you can go to get this done?
I’d love to get rid of my weird fetishes
your mom accepted them via credit card through her crack
Jaja pinche norteño pendejo.
Tal vez si no estuvueras tirandote a tus primas sabrías que mierda es ahí.
Went on a date one time and there was a group of niglets who would shut the fuck up. Throwing shit at other movie goers too. Fucking stressful because being on a date I thought I was going to have to either try and do something about it, or just settle for looking like a bitch in front of the girl, but luckily someone complained to the manager and they got kicked out after just like 15 minutes.
HHUUUURRR DUUURRRR YOU ALL PLEBS GO SEE A GROWN UP MOVIE FOR ONCE. I DO CAUSE I'M A SOPHISTICATED ADULT.
Fuck off faggot.
I stupidly went in on time. Obviously they have 30 mins of ads and trailers with the lights on so everyone can see you
this never happened
down footfags! DOWN I SAY! *barks in latin* GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN??
This is an incel's way of coping. Insulting like a nigger toddler. I would tell you to have sex, but let's be honest here: you the fuck would ever as much as consider touching your disease ridden doritos deposits. All those beautiful women who change my diapers while I suck on their tight titties tell me all sorts of stories regarding your kind. Then we all just laugh at your inability to shave and shower (if you even know what those are).
only if you dont care about fertility or erectile function, i did this as a nuclear measure to disable my brains addiction to tranny desires
>lie to tranny doc to get pills
>throw out or sell estrogen to someone else
>only take the blocker (Cypro is the most effective sex drive nuke) if you cant get it, self med is cheap for it
now i can look at porn and feel nothing.
he broke his foot?
Also was there a guy hitting himself?
Holy shit lol, that took a turn at the end.
If true, You really are a dumb autist.
Why are there so many diaper fetish freaks on Yea Forums
seems like you found the cure for transgenderism
Change your diaper, user. You're getting cranky.
>Change your diaper
Don’t have to, bud. I pay people to do that for me ;)
Also, you’ve clearly never experienced the feeling of a wet/messy diaper. It’s comfy as fuck and nothing to be cranky about
at least tg porn induced version of it.
lel he actually broke his own foot
I am glad this never happened.
I won't have to virgin. Your mom will do it for me and then, when I'm all comfy in my new clothes, I will have her it my steamy diarrhea right of my prized cotton plate.
Every day I tell myself I won't come back here and every day here I am
Get help and get loose.
bump
I really hope you're making this up, because otherwise you missed out on a real chance with that girl, despite how poorly you view yourself.
He self inflicted the damage to himself to build up meter
