Quarky Queen Edition
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Quarky Queen Edition
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A heh, a heh heh, hrr, *gives an Alzheimer’s-confused smile*, a herherher, *poops self* *leaks just a little bit of cum dribble out of my cock* a heeheehee *farts again while a nurse bathes me in disgust*
what's it like to be bathed in disgust?
commit suicide roasties
>picking nicole 5th
my boy
fuck I was gonna take Nick
>cliff overall third pick
I admire you, pooploser
pssshh, better luck next time kid
Jessica bout to marissa jaret winokur in this bitch
that's pretty much her whole upside, isn't it?
who's her ross?
coolstoryrachel’s team looks like shit
i really wanted to take analyse there and trust she's sis
>pooploser's face when analyse is out night 1 and cliff is blindsided when he's up as a pawn
>Nick becomes an obvious week 3 target after making inappropriate comments to the female houseguests
have faith my friend, if it is so then nick shall be my salvation
>fantasy big brother
imagine my fucking face when Tommy cuts Jackson at F3 to bring Jessica with him
shelby is my fantasy
kys bitch, your picks are all leaving in the triple eviction
Go Nick
we gonna talk about bb or some autist’s fantasy bb teams?
I like the house look this summer, am I in the minority?
your iq appears to be
hundo p.
one other guy said they like it but im thinking that must have been you
I like it because it stands out. It's not some generic bland house, it actually has a theme and pops out.
Is it pretty? Nah. But I'll definitely remember it, and it looks pretty cozy.
i like it. hope they use the ladder a lot
I like the wire elk head sculptures.
thats part of my issue, it doesnt look cozy at all
all of the furniture looks really uncomfortable and stiff
i like the water closet
ah yeah. that backyard setup look shit with those chairs
i'm gonna take le radical centrist take and say i could not care any less what the house looks like and if you have any opinions on it you're autistic in an annoying way
dont try to use shelby against us
this but less aggro
i could not care less about house design
Let's talk game.
>Who do you think is out, Kemi or Analyse?
>Who do you think Christie will nominate?
>Who do you think Christie's target will ultimately be?
>Will Hogg hold on and break the Glenn/Summer of Steve curse?
>kemi or anal
kemi by the sounds of it. but who knows
>nominate
sounding by the audio leak. Bimbo 100% and Hogg as pawn
>target
if bimbo is up there. thats the bullseye
If Hogg is up with the bimbo on eviction night I dunno how safe he is. Unless bimbo is super fucking nutso.
based retard
i think the house looks cool and nostalgic. i was probably the one saying so in the previous thread, so there's definitely more than me who likes it
i think kemi is gone.
i think christie noms kat and hogg
i think the target is kat, but could switch onto jackson if the veto is used and he's replacement
i think hogg is fine this week, looks like kat has made a target of herself which is what hogg needed.
she is super fucking nutso. all budget aura could talk about is her suffocating paranoia.
christie seems to have problems with bimbo and as HOH will be campaigning for her to go
twitter is going to meltdown if YAAAASSS QUEEEEEN is already gone
this is the best possible scenario
invited
Why did the other guy make one and leave me out?
looks like we got a racist house bois
u took too long
Yeah, honestly we need the waifus around for at least a few weeks of webms and caps.
I said i'd be back later tonight I didn't realize there was such a rush
Pretty dick move guy
we can do yours too, make yours a 8-team so everyone gets 2
yeah my only opinion has been about the elk heads. I don’t really care about the rest, but I don’t actively hate it either.
Alright, we need just 1 more person then after everyone accepts
thanks for the heads up.
everyone was so excited to do a draft! but yeah, make an 8 player one like user said.
if you still post Shelby pics then you are autismo tbqhwy
I wasn’t here for OTT but Shelby is hot as fuck. I’m also not the centrist guy, I just thought it should be pointed out that she’s hot as fuck
autismo
if you want more pics of shelby, just ask. no need to play coy
Ravenfags you are not forgotten.
Why are these pre season threads always so shit? Every single year
shelbyfags will be the first to hang
pianissimo
yeah but it's autistic in a qt way like shelby
fortissimo
For every one /pol/tard /in this thread there are six based black man posters. What did they mean by this?
all 10 on the bottom two rows
entire $3 row works for me
All three Danielles, Rachel, and Nicole
A horrifying entourage of 15 nolan twins, all baritone-giggling at the same time
i forgot her name but bb12 girl in the $2 row under britbrit is always underrated af
$5 - shelby
$4 - amber
$3 - dani donato
$2- angela
$1- julia
any other combo is wrong
i don think you guys get the rules
true story
she got evicted in her hippie leotard
no I just don’t know how to read.
britbrit and spend the rest on morning after pills.
fugg i wish she would return
she looks like she needs to grab a life vest
Janelle (4), Dani D (3), Brit (3), Jordan (3), Day (2)
We'd control the social game
Yo drupdrupdrup you around? Need 1 more to start the draft
i quite like that website
Are the producers unironically based?
Why do they usually only hire two token niggers every season?
because their fanbase is white
mmm
you're right, my fifteen nolan twins all count as one houseguest thanks to the Twin Twist.
Cringe
yeah start the draft when you get 8
shit takes forever
Its usually white people that complain about that shit though.
Aight yea just need 1 more
Does 1 more person want to join our 8 person draft?
CBB2 was Mutt central
I hope we get a direct overhead camera for the ladder.
Heres to hoping the mexican and the blonde hick got kicked out.
just the twattertards. not the people who watch the show
speaking of mutts. hows lolo doing? wasnt she trying to get clips taken off youtube or something
Kemi status: FUCKING GONE
still a virgin
Nice cope waifu fag. Imagine watching this show for jerkoff material.
Wouldn't it be nice to be a cute mexican girl? Just putting it out there lol
>said nothing about moleyposting
Basically this. Applies to Fox News too.
Eh alright fuck it I guess I'm not interested anymore, but have fun with your draft the rest of you
Except for you JustinSebiksKnife, fuck you. You're a little impatient bitch for taking another mans idea and stealing the link I posted and running with it
Cool story bro
What cute girls? Shelby is cute. No cuties on this season.
lol fag
No ones posted feet pics yet so how could you possibly know what you’re talking about? Everything ankle up goes in the trash. That’s been the status quo here for a while
shelby was the ultimate qt cause she looked like a thot but was qt. anallice the same.
dude just wait until you get an eight person fucking calm down
You can start a 5-person league if you want and make sure not to invite me but we need one more person for 8 so just be patient until that drupdrupdrup guy gets back
anallice is qt the rest are fugly or bimbos
eh aight we'll see i guess if it gets done or not no biggie
if the 8 person works we should get a 16 team going
some poor motherfucking getting Kemi at 16, el oh fucking el
all fucking depends on draft order but imagine getting like 13th and picking the winner, how smug you could be
u sound like a retarded
based
ET video interviews of the HGs here
exciting
Looks like Jonathan bennet
it is
I don’t mind waiting. I’m about to grab some food. just post something when we get an eighth gal to play.
oh
this bitch spent her last couple interviews saying she hasnt watched very much bb and then told jonathan she watched bb alot. what is wrong with these stupid hoes
she probably watched like 5 episodes in between interviews so now shes an expert
newfag to BB here
Is there a way to watch the show uncensored?
her entire schtick is that she grew up in a rural area. bitch ur boring
nope
the feeds are uncensored, we've seen nudity, fucking, you name it
that's what I'm looking for/talking about
Thanks.
>john: so you're not gona sleep naked or do anything crazy like that right?
>nicole: nobody wants to see that.
my girl is self aware. we bout to run this house
dont tell twatter this but jonathan is actually the best interviewer by a country mile
Aaryn, Janelle, Dani D., Angela, and the Nolan twin. I'm trying to go for loyal players who are good at comps, though I'll have to keep an eye on Dani D. for loyalty.
>when you're forced to take whoever falls to 16 and someone else drafts kemi
3 audio leaks. first two are 10 min, last one is 5 min
Who do you think is gonna win?
KATHERYN ON MEDS
>so you went to high school with migos
>yeah
>so what was he like in high school?
>who?
>migos
before i take my pants off i need to know if that is a real goofy nerdy girl or a tranny
yep
she's real girl and she has a thick long island accent
she also talked on the feeds today that she doesn't have many friends in real life
women be trippin’
its a girl but the leak on the feeds confirmed she had roastie reduction surgery
retards
4 chan meme convinced English woman to get beef flaps reduced
make me bitch
I ask because as a Nerdasexual I only date and sodomize nerdy and Jewie looking girls with low self esteem and no friends
Imagine that long island accent moaning "fuck my tukus"
all the full ET interviews are between 10-15 min long except quirky who got 5 min
she's on reality TV now so there's guys like me that will fuck her just to fuck a reality TV contestant
See this literal jew witch right here? She rejected me on bumble, and I woulda licked her asshole just because she made it to final 3
Ditto for pretty much every girl that's ever played big brother. I wouldn't fuck Kryssi from OTT but I'm pretty sure I'd pork anyone else for the story
Holly is the hottest girl this season and shes 31. Shameful casting.
those two bitches are going to end up hating each other before this is over.
Anallice and Bimbo are like, fucking leagues hotter than Elissa 2.0
bad taste
The trick is once your in her ass whisper in her ear
"my cocks a pork sausage and your Rabi is ashamed of you "
imagine getting rejected by that thing
she literally looks like a goblin in that pic
over/under 1.5 piece bikini in swimsuit pics?
I was in a summermance with this super thin israeli pothead like 10 years ago or whatever, tiny tits no ass whatsoever, cute face but hair in a lot of weird places where girls aren't supposed to have hair
She was such a fucking good little sub I still get hard thinking about her. I used to make her say shit like "[Her full name]'s pussy belongs to [My full name] and he can take it whenever he wants" 20 times in a row.
She'd spit in my face whenever she wanted me to fuck her harder. And like in public, she was just a normal, regular laidback pothead chick. We could hang out with my friends and she'd never cause drama or make things uncomfortable, then on the drive home just takes off her jeans and starts rubbing her pussy begging me to pull over.
I probably should have just married her in retrospect and raised some little jews of my own. My dick's filling up remembering how fucking horny she made me
>Yael belongs to Solomon
this gross ho got a 23 min interview
But did you get her to steel cases of Kosher dog from her uncles deli
push. it'll be one of those two pieces that cover tummy unless folded up for tanning
good lord bbo. dont get too excited here now
this is a girls only thread, get out moid
She is making lame jazz hands %90 chance she went to a catskills drama or comedy camp
she lied again about watching the show 'for years'
i want to taste her body bronzer
dude we never did shit or piss or blood stuff (i think I peed on her in the shower once just to do it) but we were fucking disgusting together. Licked her asshole, licked her feet, licked her "hairy" areas like the back of her neck and lower back, licked her fucking sweaty armpits for chrissakes.
If you haven't ever licked a girl's sweaty armpits, you aren't having proper sex
She has the same accent as Linda Manz in Orphan train
"Miss Emma he wants to use me"
Bridget.
her only good aspect was that she was friends with frank
more like fridget
As an Oralental obviously sh was after all the white cocks
first boot got some disgusting rolls
>As an Oralental
are you ok user
mmmmmmm there was a girl on th ebus the other day reading (nerdy girls readind is so sexy) and her nose was running so she would rub her noose with the hell of her hand and in the same motion lick it off, i'm she she would have not refused the rough anal if i took her to the movies and taco bell
user, stop that
>sis
>SISTA
nope
Finally watching the ET interviews and it's annoying how every site now has to let me disable AdBlock to view video content.
why don’t they make better adblock wtf
Oh forgot to mention she looked like picture above
ewwwwww
kek good post
im liking david. he seems like he will be able to adapt and play
this thread is about nerdy Jewish guys no talking about guys
is her name spunk
1 time i lik joo girl butt hole : p lmao haha
5 more days
really not worth the wait
it will be after we tag team her.
jew girls have notoriously tasty buttholes
dont fucking kinkshame me u little bitch
we shouldnt poke her . just glide our drippy precum dix on her smooth forehead
then spurt
5 copies of brit brit
Leave BB house
Move to rural Arkansas to settle down with my polygamist brit harem
>he wouldn't go 2 brits, 1 shelby, 1 aaryn, 1 brigette and would bore himself to death with 5 brits
Haven't checked in since they released the cast, is the nigress really going to be first boot? In 2019?
97% sure
A convo was leaked and enough evidence has been given to point to a night 1 eviction where Jackson nominated Cliff, Jessica, Kemi and Kemi went home
Now Christie is in power and Kat & Cliff are on the block, Kat being the target
what's this slut's name?
I'm here for becky. post some beckys!
Bridget.
Black Friday queen!
why would they do a night one eviction? why would they need to immediately cut the cast down to 15? and how did we get so lucky that the person evicted was bayleigh 2.0?
>expect the unexpected
Night one evictions are good for tv. They're probably planning on having one or more returnees. And it's not really fair to compare her to Bayleigh, we hardly know anything about the players yet.
>They're probably planning on having one or more returnees.
They have to now. 15 houseguests wont get us to the Survivor premiere even with two battle backs.
Y A B O Y I S B A C K
i wouldnt spunk that if it were the last face on earth. id just spit.
if there was a returnee 100% it would have been mentioned in the christie/nicole convo
They literally talked about everyone except Sam, David, and Kemi, and Kemi is rumored to be out. They'd talk about Tyler if he was in the house
Fake eviction?
WHAT'S UP EVERYONE
It's a shame we might lose Kathryn first. She seems the type to drive everyone up the wall.
I came.
and then I clapped.
based and chaste
Shit, when I said returnee I meant battle-back houseguests, not ya boy. Can't remember what the proper term is.
Anyone else want to pork Jessica with me?
bb21 is gonna be the best season since bb14. the cast is great.
first night evictions are fucking retarded
OTT was the best since 14 but I agree this is gonna be the best formal season in a minute.
Not if shitty players like Analyse go.
You now remember spending weeks watching the feeds where Cody just fucked Jess all day with breaks for coffee walking passed a seething Armenian manlet
anallice = sis, its literally her fucking nickname
imagine quitting your job to play bb only to get evicted on day 1 lol
Kaycee winning last season was a bit of a tragedy but desu it was for the best. Tyler winning would have put him at god status in the BB fandom when we all know he was Derek lite, a boring af '''''mastermind''''' who got his dick licked by production. Atleast noone pretends KC played a great or notable game.
cope
amen bruh
im working with hard evidence
youre working with because I said so lol cope
cope
Tyler was not even close to Derek level, he just had a literal insane girl (with great titties btw) wanting his dick which screwed over the other side of the house (which was full of retards at that)
He didn't do anything but play footsies with a hot chick after that
cant wait till buttholeice is still in the house n i get to look at er n b glad the sheboon is gone
nah they're always fucking lame, just cast 15 people if that's what you want for the start of the show. literally no one is excited to see a person we don't even know leave night one.
a season of sissy screencaps because one of you autists is in love with her will be appreciated
Rachel is very cute and Panda meh, but sissy is a fucking goddess with a 10/10 face and gorgeous college grad athletic body
>mexican and blonde bimbo gone week 1
Thank the bb gods. No autistic screenshotfag shitting up the threads.
>he thinks sissy is gone
ya cope
nigger cope
> tfw I dreamed new big brother was nine months away but then I woke up and the show was only a week away
screencap
Sir, this is a family friendly board, with no usage of the n-bomb tolerated. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
i had a dream that robyn kass blew it again and the new cast was total flavorless shlock. then i woke up and.. oh wait
I have bbo's twitter auto f5ing every 30s on my living room 4k tv. it will be that way until the feeds come on.
>implying I don’t already have enough reaction pics to last the next 10 years
>mfw
What does everyone use for feeds? I've been using bbviewer but I don't know if there's anything better.
feeds are for pussies who watch faux big brother survivor
CBS app on the PS4
fuck ovi and fuck bangladesh
bmx
fuck cbs
i use bbviewer. allows me to control the quality. that way i dont eat through all my data
fuck wops
>all these people were waiting excitedly for me to come back and join the draft
don't come for my bussy thirsty boys~
-drupdrupdrup
glad she is a returning vet
my fucking dick
about to cry .
my low t is acting up again
Way too high on the crazy/hot spectrum.
definitely higher in the crazy quadrant
the white dude behind the asian guy look like a demon.
I was gonna say me on the right until I zoomed in.
needless to say, it spooked me good.
also based devbro
any boyfriend/husband is just listening to her problems, thats your life now
no thank you
yes please
just heard analise got nominated
gotta remember shelby was almost nominated by monte in the 1st week
hope my girl survives
god janelle was so hot
cute!
Alright cool, started the draft. Hopefully we can get this done by premiere time.
a CUTE!
I really hope she’s around when feeds come on.
is brent still seething that Tyler wouldn't go on his show after he kept talking shit about him/Angela on twitter?
I haven't really kept up with them recently except for when they ranked the big brother seasons. When they were talking about BB20 Brent said something about how he didn't like Tyler as a person.
just got back from the bungalow
nice dude how was she?
i've only seen her once. i always get scared and leave before she ever shows up. btw, i'm a girl.
Who else /Milagros/ here?
looks smelly
in a bad way
weird ass clothes desu
what does that mean en espanol?
it was a different time
Miracles
HOLY FUCKING YUCK
>endurance comp
>shit pants to assert dominance
>competitor's sleeves start unrolling
Absolutely based
BASED
what a legend
Been watching glasses porn the last two hours, gonna hit the sack and dream me and her are locked in Big Dayy's house
What category chimpout are we looking at if twitters N-bomb self insert got booted on night 1.
I really hate these mid season droughts on reality tv. I need to get my fix. I can't wait any longer
So what's tooms' deal? Schizo or just an autistic faggot?
both
post cute auras
bump and good night /bb/
i'm going bed too. night /bb/
buenos dias
BB Aussie house got burned down. get fucked roos
Good morning, /bb/! How are all you lovely white people today?
I’m gonna day drink while waiting for bb news
Do zoomer males actually find these high-rise pants attractive on girls?
she is boring and will join the weirdos alliance
only works on women with low bodyfat or a defined butt. she has neither so it just turns into mom jeans.
only on attractive women
rip /bb/
cringe
she will never know you exist
this has tremendous meme potential, but if you're going to make claims like that i'm going to need a source, or at least some more details.
>the leak on the feeds confirmed
that’s the source you stupid retard
based. i like her weird awkward body.
Cursed image desu
some real winners going to the premier party
Should I say anything to them?