How do I enjoy the horror host/hostess experience in 2019?

How do I enjoy the horror host/hostess experience in 2019?

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you have to imagine Elvira is a trap if you want to escape your cis het white privilege

youtube shit probably

Should I watch Elvira's Movie Macabre or The Vampira Show?

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not sure

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i like joe bob but he's kind of long winded and autistic

That's what makes him great he is the ultimate boomer.

Does Bailey actually do a horror show or was this for a scene?

She did have a show a couple of years ago

>How do I enjoy the horror host/hostess experience in 2019?
There's a Svengoolie thread every Saturday on here.

he sucks thou

>Should I watch Elvira's Movie Macabre or The Vampira Show?

Elvira!!!FACT!!!

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What's the point of a horror host?

The Last Drive in with Joe Bob which is on Shudder. The season just ended but you can stream all the movies he as covered so far.

Did he not do Phantasm 2 or did they take it off because it's missing from that marathon

Elvira gave me a goth fetish.

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what show is this?

the title is literally the only word in the picture and you may be having a stroke.

Go where the boomers boom.

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He never did 2. Guess Shudder isn't able to get that one for some reason.

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Phantasm 2 sucks though and tried to be like every horror movie of the time instead of continuing to do it's own thing

Based. Why does she only do scenes with other traps tho.
I want to see her be railed by black guys.

>phantasm 2 sucks
fuck you, phantasm 2 was nuts.

Has anyone been uploading Joe Bob's Drive-in anywhere? I don't have Shudder so I don't know how to watch it. Saw someone on Twitter showing VHS tapes that he's recording the show on.

Probably have a few on Shout Factory Streaming for free.

If you want to watch a small selection of Elvira's and all of the latest Joe Bob's I would use VRV. Shout and Shudder have their shit there under one price.

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Vampira was cute and all but Elvira took her schtick and perfected it, it's not even a question

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Hi I don't visit Yea Forums often but does anyone know the name of this one horror film that was Spanish and I remember it had one scene where a blind woman was in a bathtub crying and she had screws in her head and some other woman was stroking her screws or something?
Thanks.

nvrm it was the matyrs.
Thanks, guys.

np gg

>how dare people have opinions that differ from mine

other guy made some pretty retarded non-opinion statements, its a fair cop

>non-opinion statement
Let's debate this but be prepared for embarrassment. I'd love to you see you argue Phantasm 2 not being a rehash of other popular horror films at the time. Even critically, you're at a strong disadvantage.

not the same guy, I just happened to be looking up shit on youtube and found it

The hosts are the only reason to watch as the movies are usually terrible schlock.

I'd like a new sexy female host that knows her shit. I found one who talks about horror but she isn't on screen and its just run downs of movies or actresses. Not complete without a comfy stage and look imo.

But terrible schlock is fun

Not as well as your mom though.