/lig/ Love Island General

I love /trans/ lads

maura is a dum sket

>hey curtis, there's a new girl outside. We need you to go out and act shocked. Don't go too over the top.

alri netherlands

She's objectively hot but she's no Lucie

This show would honestly be 10x better without this faggot voice over guy

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>anton
>based
pick one

cause he's a closeted faggot

ITT pakis

Jar Jar Binks looking bitch
>oooo danny meesa suck yousa off

Ellie May is wholesome, she's the Adrian to his Rocky

Maura is a whore

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Arabella's Body > Lucie's Body
Lucie's Face > Arabella's Face

This is now /Arabella/ territory. Operation Double-A up and running. Anton and Arabella for the 50k.

Did molly wank off Tommy

he fucked her

Maura is 28 and shagged 5 lads

Molly is 20 and shagged 11 lads (12 now)

How do you win this show? If you get to the final does it go to public vote?

He wanked her off!

He wanked over her arse while she was sleeping

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7167419/Love-Island-EXCLUSIVE-Anton-Danyluks-former-Naked-Butler-boss-tells-all.html

BASED ANTON

yeah, last 4 couple

fukin knock out tomm furi infornt of his bruva

No he didn't
>maura
>only shagged 5 men
Doubt

:)

You reckon Danny's into Maura lads? Cos I can't see myself complimenting a bikini if I'm not attracted to the chick can't lie

Christ Amy is a fucking moose.

When is Curtis finally gonna come out and get with Anton?

Amy's C H E B S

Amy looks like she has tuberculosis

Amy is propa grim lad I agree

Black Twitter getting mad at maura

Michael mogged this entire website in one shot, how do we get over this feel lads?

A M B E R S C H E B S

>"I was in the fetal position last night"

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Curtis dropping those hints

What happened

ambers chebs

im 6'4

Tommy what are you doin lad, oh don't lay on the ground!

>tfw missed last two episodes
fill me in lads

Honestly you all can go fuck yourselves, pissing me the fuck off. Yewande is literally a monster and you all pretend like she does not have a face that scares children. She looks like the autistic kid in year ones attempt to draw a face in year one art class. She looks like the physical embodiment of sadness and angst. But for some reason seem to think she is human looking and it is honestly starting to piss me off. Every time I see someone on the show call her attractive I feel like taking them to court for spreading propoganda on behalf of ugly bitches.

he can finger her from across the room to be fair

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And there it is lads, Curtis presenting to tommy and wanting to be mounted. It’s confirmed

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Careful curtis will fill you in

But she's black user, don't be a fucking racist, black chicks are automatically queens

Have shexch

Danny wants to shag so bad

You can catch up on Streamer bro's channel:

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

Four girls miring while he's showering, entire women's side of the nation thus got their panties wet as well

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calm your tits m8

CRAIIIIG DAVID

She wanked him off on Wednesday then he wanked onto her back on thursday

Yewande marking her territory

lol danny is actually shy fidgeting with his elbow and knees

salah ackbar

Liv from two years ago was a monster energy girl with Maura and says that shagging 5 men is bullshit.

this is so boring lads

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just b urself

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Bet those Fredo treasures are £2 a pack.

Fucking Tories.

If a woman sits on your chub when it’s not intended for her is that sexual or mental abuse

based

maybe they shagged her up her arse so it doesn't count?

fuck russel crowe

if youve ever said 'the big shop' unironically i hope you suffer a career ending injury

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/lig/ is a Boris general

both, put her in jail

state of young Anton

>eating ice pops

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shit i meant fuck russel howard .... russel fucking howard .... sorry /lig/

god I hope I get a career ending injury in work

fuck that m8
were norf

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Not a reliable source

>He never went on a "big shop" with his mum or his nan

>me on the left

t. faggot

I bet you are one of those skinny hippy freaks I see at tesco all the time buying a bunch of sweets and rizzler reds who sre scared to talk to people so you use self check out and have a panic attack when an assistant has to scan your bag

FUCK

>Virtual assistant TRACEY

Is there a more disgusting gutter bottom trash tier show in the UK?

Dumb Deano show

good. crowe is based

He’s right you know

>tfw I will never live the deano lifestyle

IIIIT'S CHEBS O'CLOCK!!!!!

GO ON ANTON

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no u

OI

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love island

Anton you muppet

Amy has that lovely soft white milky skin tone, amazing legs

why does everyone think she's disgusting? she just uses too much facial makeup she actually looks better with less of it

>party week
confirmed sloot

I don't understand how Anton is failing so bad, he is top 3 or 4 in terms of looks and in top 2 in terme of body

Amber is the best. Shame she turned her back on her previous statement of ‘she doesn’t like black guys’. Michael is pretty white to be fair. Just close your eyes

Anton needs to stop this "operation (insert initials of Anton + female)"

It's so pathetic.

Her teeth are very anglo

its good you feel like that kek

Get it together Anton. Stop cucking yourself. FUCK

>Danny talking about buying London properties

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Never give up the dream, user
m.barratthomes.co.uk/Offers/Help-to-Buy

You can’t pretend to be an alpha. Women have sensors for that shit. Especially the deanettes in love island

When did she say that

midge

hes the shortest in the house. women take tall uggos over short qt's

That gets a yikes from me

I now remember Tom

You could retire the oh no meme for this scene right here

this is becoming a bit too cringe boys

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s-sorry r-russ ....

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Based yewande only watches anime

Look there’s Tom

>slagging off Attenborough

>imagine hating Attenborough
YEWANDE OUT

>"I hate David Attenborough"

Way to alienate everyone

lmao thanks m8 i had forgotten again

FUUUCK YEWANDE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING LOOK AT HER FACE!!!

Yewande looking GRIM

fucking hell...........

>>Wakanda finds Attenborough boring

Deport her

On her Instagram story. It’s still there

YEWANDE A MONG
>YEWANDE A MONG
YEWANDE A MONG
>YEWANDE A MONG
YEWANDE A MONG
>YEWANDE A MONG
YEWANDE A MONG
>YEWANDE A MONG
YEWANDE A MONG
>YEWANDE A MONG

This. A literal ape face

you know what lads?

FUCK david attenborough. hes one of those things youre just supposed to like and you dont have a choice about it

>Yewande is an autistic contrarian
Is she /ourgal/?

attenborough is overrated to be fair imo

Um...he’s a white male???

Micheal is half white I guess

Anton swears too much, such a turn off

alri Yewande, how you posting from Majorca?

shes ok, bit of a btec lucie but cute still

its her personality thats pretty awful. just a whiny bitch

He's a national fucking treasure

My jimmies are legit rustled

ooh drama

ooooh shit amy being a cunt again

Get out

Amy the mentalist

cringe and blueplanetpilled

Yewande sneed posts in her free time

got two tabs of acid under me tongue

I agree, why should I like some d posh fuck who has never had a real job due to nepotism

Fuck David Attenborough

Michael is mixed race you donut

Attenborough has gone mental recently, see his lying netflix show.

Yewanduh without makeup

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great adidas advert

its grim up north

gwan la ... get yeself down the pub for good measure

Good God man, spit it out!

ok lads which girls personality do you like best? if they all looked identical which would you be with?

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to be fair all netflix shows are watered down dross

Cultish hero worship of media figures and the ostracising of those who don’t conform will be the death of innovation in this country. I don’t charge Yewande’s position on Attenborough but I respect her right to hold it.

*triggers the negroid*

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who is the girl from the just eat advert?

i need to know

Reminder
Magaluf=Chav
Ibiza=Deano

Amber

IMAGINE LICKING Lucie & Arabella’s dirty soles mmmmmmm mmmmmm yeah yeahh

They all have shit personalities.

started watching season 1 of love island on the tail end of the biggest trip of my life. things have never been the same.

based and redpilled

incest ad

Of course she’s right. But we don’t like her so we have to disagree

Kesha innit

kek m8 amber would do your tits in after a while

>Scotland
Fucking mong

fuck off

Literally none, maybe lucie but she is a bitch too

wtf u on about

Who on Earth is Tom

Why are there no peng Asian birds this year?

Just had a peng Vindaloo

TIME TO SLAG IT UP

Perfect NPC test. If you love Attenborough, you are an NPC.

Tom has the personality of a condom

which bit do you not understand

fuck me ... tolerance on Yea Forums. how queer!

yaas

kissing competition

>pic related
fucking kek

gerrell

Based Maura

Thirsty slag

Theyre literal walruses rolling around tanning themselves and farting

Never is
Too virtuous for this shit

Fucking laav a spicy curry though
I go for carribean girls they can make nice food and love the white man

have sex

yikes

Amy is going to hit the wall so hard, she kind of has already but ib 5 years she will look horrible, like a council estate mum

Fucking love Maura

The only one who’d make you laugh though. Rest are dry as bread

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It is well established that the only ‘NPCs’ are the ones who unironically believe in the NPC meme

>not making it abundantly clear you will immediately breaking it off with any woman that participates in this degeneracy.. Yikes!!

Amy is a witch

She's the only one who knows how to shout " I've got a text"

YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED
YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED
YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED
YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED
YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED
YEWANDE MOGGED
>YEWANDE MOGGED

>10
HAGS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

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Alri lads

been having a life

how’s lig been

this is so ghoulish

>yewande without makeup
hellish

yes curtis

Oh shut up amy you psycho

Nonce

Pretty good actually though

HCHCHCHCHCCHCHCHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEBS

Kek Curtis to win now

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Lads I am going to fucking freak out on all of you soon, fucking winding me up on now. Yewande is fucking disgustong how is she on this show, I wouldn't be shocked if I seen her on that channel 4 show about ugly people and actual retards trying to find love

CHEBS

Chebsssssssss

Is cuz shes black an the lighting is optimized for white people in the hideaway

Fucking Herpes island

I rate your tits 10 amber babe

One of us has to smash Anna eventually lads

Last season was much better, simply don’t care about any of the characters

Amy's absolutely SEETHING

Settle down lad, have a smoke outside

>snogging a girl after shes swapped spit and had her tongue in 7 other mens mouths literally 10 seconds ago

nope

Shotgun not

Lmaoooo crazy old hag

Gf got her m8s round for LI
One just said "not being racist but yewandes lips look like a swollen bumhole

Based

You've been here the whole time you pathetic loser, just fuck off for good next time like your parents did when they discovered you were a nonce

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AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT
AMY A TURBO BITCH
>UNLIKEBALE CUNT

Amy hobbling up the stairs wtf

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shit!!!!!!!!!!!

>I SCRATCH YOUR NECK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What a fucking nutter

and the BAFTA goes to...

Seething white women can't compete with the nubian queen

lol amy fucking hell how can you be mad about that

Amy is genuinely vile.

THAT CHALLENGE WAS WORSE THAN WATCHING BLACKED

Curtis should ditch her for Anton

Anna is more disgusting than Yewande desu. Fake lips, fake ass, fake everything.

I’d shag Amy tbf

>yewande sees 3 girls go balls deep on her guy, doesnt get mad

>amy gets given a 7 and spergs out

rattled

Did you watch s3? Way better than 4 or 5.

>listen you ugly cunt, I am so far out of your league you are lucky I even speak to you never mind kiss you, ugly bitch. I want an apology from you by tonight.

Bit harsh feom Curtis lads?

salty bitch

why are ugly people so evil lads?

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yeah but she's quite chill and cool. yewande is a neek

have sex

>curtis did nothing wrong
>still apologises
what a beta faggot

amber's hair is so dry.
can tell she has a white mum

>t. experienced bleacher.

She can’t close her mouth with those lips

Hot

Damn! Curtis said that?!

AMBERS CHEBSSSSSSSSSSS

its like having a gangbang. fuck that

curtis desperately trying to engineer a transfer

amy is so ugly my god

Yewande is wearing a wig. Bald headed freak.

Chebs

>8/10 Curtis is expected to pander to 5.5/10 minger Amy
clown world

He wants to win duh

hes playing to win you idiot

I bet none of these people read books for leisure

B R E H S

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amber starting to look a bit chubby. it's cute

Curtis has handed in transfer request to join Arabella FC

LMAO ANTON

JUST

Leave Yawaii alone

*bangs both arabella and lucie*

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I want a version of Love Island just filled with fat lads and lasses.

Like proper Dart player bods, proper geezers.

>"Oi lav, get the fucking nuggets out the oven would ya"

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Amy FC has denied the offer and has put Curtis on a transfer ban

What's even worse is he will jim carey her to the final

they read all the authors: D. Beckham, V. Beckham, J. Goody

all the greats

WANT MILKIES

weird nipples 2/10

Imagine Curtis on tesoterone and pumping the gym lads. Would be a mega beast

and hes a millionaire

for me, the highlight of the show ... and thread

anton no...

fug

Charlie on fire, Love Island terrified

Integral components of the western Canon
also

TEA AUDIT LADS POST EM

people still read books?

Looks-only:
Lucie>Amber>Maura>Arrabela>Molly-Mae>Yewande>Amy>Anna

Chebs checked

Arabella's as flat as the girls in my animes

NO NO LETS STOP YA THERE

Would breed Amber and marry her for sure lads

Imagine losing two children cos dads wanted cheese

is that charlie?

time to sent in a hard bodied, no nonsense northern Chad.
We can't let this one turn back.

Who even reads books, I used to throw pencils at this nerds head in school who read books. Fucking dork used to play table tennis during P.E cause we all bullied him in physical sports.

Have sex

Wrong charlie

the guys are way of the girl's leagues that's why they struggle, they're not used to grafting these mediocre hoes

Handsome Squidward?

*gets dumped by arabella so she can be bred by black bull Danny*

What do you read,?

id swap arrabellend and maura but pretty spot on

who's entered the competition ?

seems more like a last minute loan deal if im going to be honest

RIP Anton

FAME SLAGS

>implying he's better looking than Danny

She's bottom of the barrel and everyone knows it. Not just looks her personality has been revealed to be trash

CROUCHY GET HIM ON THE ISLAND 6'7 CHAD HED CLEAN UP

Yawakanda gonna be the first girl to stop another girl getting to know Danny?

2017 was off the charts

I just want to be her goytoy lads

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loooool yewakanda thinking she’s an irl black twitterer

Anton FC in administration woes.

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boring episode they need chadam back

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surfer btw

Nuli

lmao she said antons kiss was awful
i guess she didnt like bending down to kiss him

Amber is below average on the outside.

Put Anton's gob in Tom's body you've got something.
Currently, he's an oxygen thief.

Who dis

*posts ugly actor from 2006 with a tit out*

is that effy

Fuck yeah body, post the full frontal

Based Darcy streaming fart compilations

docked 15 points in the kissing table

>this goat enters the villa

Howay amber like

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wtf streambro

yewandre will make the final

They had an asian-looking bird (not kaz) last year.
Proper worldie, but in too late to gain any traction.

Mr Darcy went rogue

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Anton has a better body than tom, he is just a manlet

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Arabella/Maura>Lucie>Amber>Molly-Mae>Amy>Anna>Yewande

Curtis never takes that shit jacket Off

*is the actual striking GOAT*

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must be cooking in that fake leather coat

She was half Asian. Full Asians are never attractive.

rigged

maybe curtis isnt gay. like hes been around dancing fags his whole life maybe he just took their weird accent

>not watching the stream

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Anton has the best body pound for pound

Are they still alloaed to post to Instagram etc while in the villa?

Curtis bought that coat from BR2049

The women are usualy cold at night so could be chilly

what footballer would do best on love island lads? van dijk? ramos?

Michael has the best body

Arabella>Amber>Lucie>>>>>Maura>Molly-Mae>>>>Anna>Yewande>>>>>Amy

gay vibes

Yeah maybe like those white kids who grow up in the ghetto

Stream looks so based

YOU ARE A STAR

SO FUCKING GAAAAAAY

Women are always cold

These two need to fall into a volcano

vardy

Wish I could but I have to watch it with the gf now.

Salah

ngl maybe I’m just immature but I only flirt with girls when my pet rock is utterly fucking cunted on Cocaine

Ronaldo obviously

De Bruyne, he always wants others to let him talk/chat

Giroud, he'd do a clean sweep

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hector!!!!!!!!!

>you are literally a star
didn't expect that from curtis

curtis will be interesting in the lie detector his gay test will be unavoidable

ronaldo

ofc not theyd see the comments and itd tell them wtf was happening

Alrigh' there Danny Zuko

Too wide imo mate. Still top tier. Anton’s muscles are fuller, like tits all over his body rather than rocks like Michael. Not gay

I realise why shes been single so long now

feel sorry for her

another episode of fake drama by psychos Amy and Curtis

Aren't you the fat ginger nonce?

Was that a jewish thing?

dont think anyone has ever played love island as well as curtis... like watching da vinci paint in real time

ugly cunt

>t.jelly uggo

Adam Johnson

this is a good shout

No he doesn't lol

Anton
The black guy coupled with amber
Michael
The new nigger
Tommy
Danny
Curtis

no it's just that human's can't literally be a star

hes different

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they arent allowed to do the lie detector anymore

Oh please fucking stop

There’s no music

Don't worry lads, we'll add music in post

that was charlie brake (aka snakey brakey) who was coupled up with ellie. This guy is charlie frederick who got booted out with hayley (a cute)

Ched Evans

fakin ell

jesus christ

the black guy coupled with Amber is Michael you dumb fuck

God I hope amy&curtis won't win this. What's the consensus of twitter on them?

CURTIS A CHEESE
>CURTIS A CHEESE
CURTIS A CHEESE
>CURTIS A CHEESE
CURTIS A CHEESE
>CURTIS A CHEESE
CURTIS A CHEESE
>CURTIS A CHEESE

why did the producers do this. do they want curtis and amy to be good? why

6/10 on adultwork

women are fucking disgusting

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wtf michael is the black guy coupled with amber

Yeah, I'm thinking arby's

Fucking gross, that your sister?

beauty and the beast

Did anyone else think Curtis was about to propose for a second?

No real hawt birds this year.
Amber's the best of a mediocre bunch, but in reality she merely an above average mulatta.
>Go down Bigg Market and they're two a penny.

>thinking a black couple aren’t winning

Amber and Michael 1 trillion percent

What song were they dancing to?

ebony and ivory

WTF that was the best bit

REEEEEEEEEEEE it exposed the frauds trying to get 50k

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checked

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Who the fuck you talking to like that faggot

telling her how it is lads

Matt Rhead
Akinfenwa

theyre very marketable. the producers want to make spin off series with the people who stand out on love island (which they did with jack and dani for example) and they want the winners to go on to become bigger celebrities since it reinforces their show as an important cultural monument.

LMAO BASED

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post that ROAST

get her out

Arabella is such a fucking snake lol, "Danny said this, Amber said that"

and a third one for me

yeah it will be missed

>Amy's stair walk

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Based Yewande putting up the sass

>They didn’t force me to do anything
>Every girl had an ultimatum with her trying to whip her into shape
This woman is delusional get her to the infirmary

Fuck Yawakanda

>and a third one for me

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That trailer was heavily edited then

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based drama llama. giving the viewers what we want

Arabella isnt even that hot

Anton is tears senpai

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Anyone else see the screenshots from Charlie from between him and Arabella? Girls a complete psycho

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISH MAN

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HAAA

wrong un

>ill never get the chance to heem this wanker

feels bad man

>best of luck

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Kek

t.confused about sexualtiy

Yewande's warrior gene kicking in. If I was Arabbela I would hide away the sharp objects.

lel

Anton is cuckolded

you bitch, name a time and place

weve seen this all before. we know yewande is getting cucked, alex vibes

Rate the girl groups

>Arabella, Lucie, Maura

>Anna, Amber, Amy, Molly Mae

Punisher anton

Manchester this weekend, you pick a place and time