OK LET'S GIVE ME A RHYTHM

I can't wait for the boomers to finally die and all these big box stores go out of business or get turned into Mexican mercados where the store gets divided into twenty little stores that all sell the same disgusting snack cakes and tripe sandwiches

Almost as if your salary wasn't determined by how hard you work, huh?

Can someone post the webm?

I feel so bad for them, I have an anthropology degree and became a salesmen in a regional store and rose the ranks quickly. there was no corporate, I knew the owner and hr rep by name. I got to make somthing of myself with my effort. and after 5 years I was making 80k on a 9 to 5 job in a small town. I found a wonderful wife and a a vintage jeep wrangler and we are planning for kids as soon as possible.

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No self respecting adult would ever take on such a job.

the butthurt wagie: (You)

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ragie wagie

>Walmart employees work harder than most people in America
>source my ass
literally half of them sit down all day

they are just doing what they can in their situation, I feel bad for them but I cant hate someone just doing their best. incels and wagies included.

WE WILL
WE WILL
WAGEKEK

What?

I go to publix 95% of the time but the times I go to walmart they are half staffed and still doing nothing. but I have no doubt its a high stress job.

YOU SOUND NICE

Post how much you make an hour and where you live

>22.10
>arizona

>depends on how my trades go
>PA

>self respecting adult
Did you watch the video in the OP?

It's almost like if you don't pay people a living wage they don't care about their jobs.

The bitch refused to help me until i found a based negro that was probably her subordinate that told her she was being a fucking diva. I pushed a button 4 times that made some woman on the loud speaker tell her to assist me. She watched me standing at the fucking sporting goods counter for 30 minutes. And she never walked over to sell me my fucking fishing licence untill some nigger i found berated her into doing her fucking job.

They don't have to care, only niggers and Trump voters shop at Walmart anyway.

>Then again, that should be incentive for finding a better job.
Yeah, because Walmart is obviously everyone's first choice.

>stands at a counter for 30 minutes waiting for someone to come over
>doesn't just ask someone for help
Day of the pillow soon, boomie

doesn't the state hand out licences for fishing?

It's just that nobody likes you.

Which are you then?

I just go to my sporting goods store.

Its almost as if we need workers to unionize so we can negotiate and force the employers to give a bigger piece of OUR pie.

>clap and dance or you're FIRED user!

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sounds like a zoomer thing to me boomers always ask for help or managers

corporate america is the government

its not work hard anymore pleb, thats 1930s-1950s ethos

Its work smart

dios mio...

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by the sounds of it you're a creep and she was probably scared you were going to pull a gun

man this is so good because she is so crazy... it's like watching that movie that is so fucking bad that it's good

>work as IT consultant
>get paid well
>do nothing during most of the day
>shitpost on Yea Forums during work hours

couldn't ask for a better life

I pushed the button 4 times and bothered 3 people. I didnt bother her because she was stocking shelves.
You still have to pay for them and get them. They probably print them out at the deivers licence office and state parks, but its far easier to get them at big stores like Academy or Wal-Mart. I normally get mine at Academy, but this year i needed food, underwear and a liscence. So Wal-Mart was my choice.

kek reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=LHiEtJPmsUQ

I want to thank wagies for my neetbux, tendies and ice cream.
Thank you, wagies

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Very well. You are dismissed.

WAKE ME UP

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fuck she's so fucking hot
every time I remember how she played the entire MSM and the elites like a fiddle with her "girl power" steve jobs impression bullshit I get a raging fucking financial erection

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Found the Walmart wagie.

>only boomers shop at big box stores
Zoomer college kids literally always shop at Walmart and Target for groceries and random shit.

one can dream

Matt Lucas in a wig

Isnt it more USSR-like to advocate for paying $80k/yr to söy-STEM-bois who brag about doing only 1hr of work a day for a full 40hr workweek?

OP kys
everyone who replied w/o saging, kys
mods, kys

AAHHHHHH

don't open that image bros

BOOM BOOM
CLAP
BOOM BOOM
CLAP

WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

>söy-STEM-bois
>muh hard work
Keep seething comrade

>that asian Goebbels that makes a mental note of who dances and who doesn't

What series of events lead to this happening? I mean this is absolutely unfathomable

1.) Not an argument
2.) You just proved my point.
this soi-sipper leeches tens of thousands of dollars from his employer in exchange for the minimum amount of work done per annum and he feels entitled to it. That's exactly what went on in the USSR.

If you disagree with me you're a mentally ill dunning kreuger retard or a projection artist.

why? she cute user...

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>1.) Not an argument
>2.) You just proved my point.

>leeches

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>$20
>México del norte (Texas)

not Yea Forums you fucking mongs

looks like a pyramid scheme meeting

between 10/hr and 20/hr depending on the day
Texas

@116964297
>this guy deserves $80,000 a year to shitpost on Yea Forums, you fucking socialist!
>>why? He doesn't do any work.
>C-COMMIE! SÖYBOY!

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The market has spoken, commie
Cope

Between $35 and $36 (salaried at just north of $71k)
Colorado

at some point, someone (a woman) who never worked a stocking/labor job read or conducted a "study" that said team building exercises, singing and dancing, etc. keep employees motivated, and motivation increases sales. Then they passed on these "results" to management types, and those management types gave their women/diversity hires the job of coming up with motivational exercises in an attempt to increase sales, and also give their diveristy hires work to do. Whether or not their sales went up or down following those exercises was probably unrelated.

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once we vote Yang I'll be getting $1000 courtesy of wagies like this every month
heh thanks for your hard work

>@
newfag

I'm in STEM but we do a lot of field work too. Slugging through muddy wetlands in 90 degree weather setting/pulling fyke nets is fucking rough.

Wagies will be getting it too though

dont you get that in NEETbux right now?

Who here is a member of the Net Negative NEET club? The premise is simple: be as much of a net drain on taxes as humanly possible, take out WAY more than you put in (preferably none at all). SSI and/or SSDI with huge backpay checks (mine was a $17,000 lump sum because I went through appeals and hearings for a year and a half), opting for checks and paper statements in the mail instead of direct deposit and digital, Medicaid, Medicare, regular primary care physician checkups, get yourself referred to specialists and screened for every ailment known to man, medication you could probably manage without like Linzess, getting all your old fillings replaced, SNAP, rental assistance, Lifeline, the works. If you try hard enough and take advantage of all benefits you're entitled to, you can be seven figures of dead weight by 30.

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@116964487
>THIS 5'3" 120LB MAN IS ENTITLED TO $80,000 SO HE CAN SHITPOST ON Yea Forums AT THE OFFICE ON COMPANY TIME
>DONT ARGUE WITH (((THE MARKET))) GOYIM

@116964545
You're not entitled to (You)s, commie. The (You) market has spoken.

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AYYOOO!!!!

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everything will cost 1000 more dollars

I worked maintenance for 2 weeks, all I did was empty store trashcans once a day and pretend to mop the floor once every few hours. It was so boring I just stopped showing up.

Imagine being this mad lmfao

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youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

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>I'm in STEM

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Based @ poster

YO JANNY TRANNIES WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL UP

GONNA BE A CASHIER SOMEDAY

WE ARE WE AAAARE
(WEEE AAAREEE)
THE YOUTH OF A WALMART

what the fuck are you even saying friend? my employer pays a good salary because if he doesn't someone else will, wages are not strictly based on productivity per hour

I mean I don't even know if you're a commie or capitalist honestly

it's on youtube so it's ontopic

dancing builds team